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Piemur
11-06-2019, 02:50 PM
Hello there.

We Grumpy Old Gnomes are looking to fill out our roster a bit with more shorties. Currently we are looking to recruit Gnomes, Dwarves and Halflings of any level and class. Tradeskillers are a plus but not required.

We run regular XP groups, socialize and help eachother with quests/farming, tradeskills and whatever fun stuff we come up with for the evening.


If you are interested in a self sufficient, thematic and friendly, family style leveling guild, Please consider giving us a try!

You can PM me here on the forums, message Succulence in game, reply here or do a /who to find a Grump to get you into the guild!


Thanks!
Wwen42
11-06-2019, 02:52 PM
I can't believe you're accepting Halflings. They basically live in holes like animals.
Piemur
11-06-2019, 02:58 PM
They cannot help that their genetic mutation away from the superior gnome race, coupled with their hippy beliefs that lead them away from the light. We can only be the higher form of life we are and grant them rights and respect.
ChairmanMauzer
11-06-2019, 03:11 PM
Dial a Daniel is the preeminent halfling guild for those who made the right choice and picked the perfect face.
Israel Adesanya
11-06-2019, 10:39 PM
Small legs, small brains.
Zill
11-06-2019, 10:45 PM
Dial a Daniel is the preeminent halfling guild for those who made the right choice and picked the perfect face.

I’ve been waiting for Dial a Daniel to start a chapter on Teal. Please send a tell to Dangiel when this fine organization chooses to diversify its portfolio.
FungusTrooper
11-06-2019, 10:50 PM
sorry we only choose the winningest of servers
Zill
11-07-2019, 08:13 AM
Green is the trash can for all the incel neckbeards to race against each other. No true Daniel would fraternize with such lowly riffraff.
Lulz Sect
11-07-2019, 09:12 AM
Small legs, small brains.
Znakebite
11-07-2019, 09:18 AM
Grumpy Old Gnomes VS Dark Men of Odus Guild War!
I'll get the popcorn ready.
Piemur
11-07-2019, 06:29 PM
lmao perfect!
Piemur
11-11-2019, 04:10 AM
Update, we are growing rapidly. Looking specifically to recruit some pallys and druids!
M.J.
11-11-2019, 05:21 AM
Server first Rogue to level 10, Cata, is part of this fine institution. A very elite guild indeed.

Not up there with the premiere guild of Green the Bloomin Onions, but a nice second best.