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Grimstrike
10-27-2019, 08:21 PM
Hundreds of people in the starting zones and we are a couple of days into this fresh new server, to pass the time as we wait for single respawns to tag and bag, what are some jokes you like to tell in /ooc

My favorite one so far is in the Gfay area, Ranger jokes:

Why didn't they give Rangers FD?!
(wait a beat) *Sometimes people will take the bait...
Everyone knows that the fall damage would kill them!
Fleetwood
10-27-2019, 09:16 PM
A Ranger walks into a bar, LOADING PLEASE WAIT....
Chortles Snort|eS
10-27-2019, 09:34 PM
a troll sk walks into lower guk and wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwww
uygi
10-27-2019, 10:26 PM
"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"
Jibartik
10-27-2019, 11:17 PM
"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"

Obligatory https://youtu.be/eW_yVGPd0ns
Tecmos Deception
10-27-2019, 11:19 PM
"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"

Is it green and ugly?

...

Haven't seen it.
greenspectre
10-28-2019, 01:36 AM
Heard a good one today:

"Has anyone seen my body?"
"Is it sexy?"
AgentEpilot
10-28-2019, 01:45 AM
Occasionally I like to /shout <mob one would find in the zone> hits YOU for 38 points of damage!
Tethler
10-28-2019, 01:53 AM
Been seeing people give "alt+F4" as an answer to people asking questions about the interface, like how to open the option window. People still falling for it 20 years later.
tsuchang
10-28-2019, 03:16 AM
Been seeing people give "alt+F4" as an answer to people asking questions about the interface, like how to open the option window. People still falling for it 20 years later.

Not me.
Donkey Hotay
10-28-2019, 03:25 AM
Been seeing people give "alt+F4" as an answer to people asking questions about the interface, like how to open the option window. People still falling for it 20 years later.

My pet vice is to suggest "/ex pet" when /ooc asks how to display the pet window.
Tethler
10-28-2019, 03:42 AM
My pet vice is to suggest "/ex pet" when /ooc asks how to display the pet window.

heh, that probably gets people a lot more than the alt f4 troll
Chryorn
10-28-2019, 04:57 AM
Some situations have a certain entertainment value in themselves. I decided to group a bit farther away from home:

https://i.imgur.com/Jv3iS24.jpg