Sam Deathwalker registered sex offender spotted [Archive]

Azazel

04-18-2011, 12:57 PM

fohguild.org may be full of failed forum trolls these days but this was one of the greatest threads in internet history:
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/retard-rickshaw-hall-shame/35500-deathwalker-plans-26-boxing-wow-go-page-100-surprise.html

naez

04-18-2011, 01:00 PM

sam's 5-step dating program

1. take the bus downtown
2. pickup a bag of crack from a rabble rouser
3. give bag of crack to a hooker
4. ????????????
5. kill hooker/profit

Chanur

04-18-2011, 01:03 PM

Sam has the highest man on child dps in the world!

Shannacore

04-18-2011, 01:12 PM

Shannacore

04-18-2011, 01:33 PM

Seriously, he justified having sex with a 17 year old because "she drove a car, I thought she was 18"

alskfja;lsjfd lololwut

naez

04-18-2011, 01:50 PM

sams computers have 48 gigs of ram each so there is no texture lag when he plays wow

mitic

04-18-2011, 02:01 PM

looks like u have a child molester problem over there in your land of the free and the brave

but still:
here in europe you are usualy rehabilitated after your time in prison..
iam still amazed about that homepage...wow, just wow!

naez

04-18-2011, 02:15 PM

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6670/sam4y.jpg

naez

04-18-2011, 02:16 PM

every1 jelly of sam cuz he lived the dream

Slave

04-18-2011, 02:22 PM

I saw him on Sullon Zek from time to time, and let me tell you, it was about the freakiest thing in the world back then to have six people saying the same thing, all at once, to you.

mitic

04-18-2011, 02:31 PM

I saw him on Sullon Zek from time to time, and let me tell you, it was about the freakiest thing in the world back then to have six people saying the same thing, all at once, to you.

http://www.vertigo.ripvanfish.com/umad/src/1291603556437.gif

just sayin...

Slave

04-18-2011, 02:33 PM

That was pretty near the actual experience twelve years ago when all this internet stuff was fairly new.

Ruinous

04-18-2011, 04:46 PM

Lol, fond memories. I used to see him grinding leet xp in the hive on RZ with his swarm of wizards and such. Any competent pvper that came through would rape his face until he either wiped or paid them to stop.

Excision Rottun

04-18-2011, 05:33 PM

looks like u have a child molester problem over there in your land of the free and the brave

Not like Austria...

http://udothedishes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Josef_Fritz_2.jpg

...wait, what?

Wisemantobes

04-18-2011, 05:40 PM

I'm always more scared of the planet when I am reminded sam deathwalker is on it

Shannacore

04-18-2011, 05:56 PM

Josef Fritzl was a creepy dude

Jimes

04-18-2011, 06:01 PM

Seriously, he justified having sex with a 17 year old because "she drove a car, I thought she was 18"

alskfja;lsjfd lololwut

17 is legal in my state, hell it's legal in most states. Let's not pretend that teenage girls are all innocent little angels.

purist

04-18-2011, 06:04 PM

17 is legal in my state, hell it's legal in most states. Let's not pretend that teenage girls are all innocent little angels.

^ probable pedo imo

RazzleDazzle

04-18-2011, 06:25 PM

17 is legal in my state, hell it's legal in most states. Let's not pretend that teenage girls are all innocent little angels.

^^^^^
creeper

naez

04-18-2011, 06:29 PM

back in the ol days if she had titties it was legal

Jimes

04-18-2011, 06:32 PM

Troll harder, ******s. I didn't say that's what I do. I'm just pointing out what the law says, and how bullshit it is to auto-assume that all females under the age of 20 are vestal virgins.

Shannacore

04-18-2011, 06:39 PM

Troll harder, ******s. I didn't say that's what I do. I'm just pointing out what the law says, and how bullshit it is to auto-assume that all females under the age of 20 are vestal virgins.

We're talking about a 30 year old and a 17 year old. Not some freshman in college and his high school girlfriend.

You still have creep status.

Envious

04-18-2011, 06:41 PM

Et used to tell us stories in vent about fucking 13 yr olds in Spain...

One particular story, he was fucking some 13 yr old virgin during some carnival, got home and his dick was raw and bleeding... Apparently she didnt take out the tampon. He was always fun in vent.

And the Sam FoH thread was the peak of their forums.

Haters gonna hate.

Jimes

04-18-2011, 06:46 PM

You still have creep status.

Why, because I'm stating facts about the law?

Constellations

04-18-2011, 07:15 PM

what's a sam deathwalker

Want to know the best part? He 36 boxes on Horde NZ, ive killed him a few times, its fucking silly.

Shannacore

04-18-2011, 07:18 PM

Wait he plays on our server?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anger

04-18-2011, 07:22 PM

Wait he plays on our server?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

EZ MOAD MMO's are ~~~~~~~~> that way.

Chanur

04-18-2011, 07:35 PM

Shannacore

04-18-2011, 07:58 PM

EZ MOAD MMO's are ~~~~~~~~> that way.

I thought this was pretty funny. no im not resizing.

http://i56.tinypic.com/wjugpl.png

naez

04-18-2011, 11:25 PM

First off 15 years old is adolcent. If you want to talk about child abuse go somewhere else.

Prince

04-18-2011, 11:28 PM

Any Healthy Adult Male who dosnt find a hot 15 year old sexually attactive has a LOT more MENTAL problems then I do.

naez

04-18-2011, 11:28 PM

Any reason one would find a 15 or 17 year old attractive would be based on her adult 18+ characteristics (breasts thighs ect) not because she is 15 or 17.

Prince

04-18-2011, 11:28 PM

Prince

04-18-2011, 11:29 PM

wups gm help

Prince

04-18-2011, 11:30 PM

^ probable pedo imo

Pedophile is 13 and under; not 15. Please get your facts stright and dont look stupider then you actually are.

naez

04-18-2011, 11:32 PM

Do you not see the difference in finding a 13 year old attractive and paying a (drug addicted)15 year old for sex? Is there no difference between these two things in your mind?

Ihealyou

04-18-2011, 11:36 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

purist

04-19-2011, 12:22 AM

Pedophile is 13 and under; not 15. Please get your facts stright and dont look stupider then you actually are.

just cause you wikipedia'd hebephilia doesn't make you intelligent, especially considering pedophilia is an umbrella term the majority of the population uses for anyone that fucks anyone younger than 18

btw this post makes you look like a probable pedo trying to split verbal hairs tbh

Prince

04-19-2011, 12:33 AM

Since you insist on insulting me and calling me dumb. No, not any healthy adult male finds a 15 year old sexually attractive because NOT ALL 15 YEAR OLDS HAVE THOSE QUALITIES.

naez

04-19-2011, 12:34 AM

yea SO WHAT ! OBAMA A COMMIE AND YOUR WORRIED ABOUT THIS

purist

04-19-2011, 12:36 AM

Since you insist on insulting me and calling me dumb. No, not any healthy adult male finds a 15 year old sexually attractive because NOT ALL 15 YEAR OLDS HAVE THOSE QUALITIES.

^ probable pedo tbh

naez

04-19-2011, 12:40 AM

I met a girl called Tessa while visiting Lousiana State University. She was really pretty and also really nice.

I asked her if she would like to come party with me sometime, after that we continued to date for a really long time.

I felt like me and her were madly in love, but I was apparently wrong as I caught her in bed with some other guy.

FUCK YOU TESSA!

naez

04-19-2011, 12:43 AM

true story imo btw

http://tessatheslut.com/images/1t84750194.png http://tessatheslut.com/images/2t49586712.png

naez

04-19-2011, 12:44 AM

the point is shes hot because she looks 15 and my titties are bigger than hers

Shannacore

04-19-2011, 12:50 AM

awww, naez got his heart broked :( :(

Prince

04-19-2011, 12:51 AM

http://jailbaitgallery.com/resized/JBG65nkrd7s9h.jpg

naez

04-19-2011, 12:51 AM

^ see the chicks are begging for it

naez

04-19-2011, 12:56 AM

awww, naez got his heart broked :( :(

lolol trolled totally stole that sob story from www.tessatheslut.com

also every pedophile thing ive said itt is a direct quote from sam da man from that WoW thread on foh

went overtroll bros my bad

Pokeman

04-19-2011, 01:08 AM

Creeping on teenagers is gross Sam Da Man should just use JB gallery like the rest of us

Ennoia

04-19-2011, 01:13 AM

shamelessly stolen from fires of heaven forum

http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/3305/sampaper1.jpg

Wow...the guys over at EGN are gonna fucking eat this up. Sam used to constantly bother us with his shitty accomplishments and totally terrible Shadowknight theory-crafting when he came over to ask us about DKs. He also thought being a Drakkin SK made him cool.

Ennoia

04-19-2011, 01:17 AM

Out of curiosity I went to his website...how this guy claims to be pulling in so much ass is a mystery. Is he just ridiculously rich or something? If so, why does he only walk around in Fred Flintstones underpants? The fucking sick bastard even has a whole section of his site dedicated to Ephebophilia...Goddam I wanna punch him in the mouth.

naez

04-19-2011, 01:35 AM

The fucking sick bastard even has a whole section of his site dedicated to Ephebophilia...Goddam I wanna punch him in the mouth.

http://www.samdeathwalker.com/forum/banners/Delivers.jpg

Hasbinbad

04-19-2011, 03:16 AM

itt: nerd using big words they didn't understand before they read this thread.

Ennoia

04-19-2011, 03:26 AM

itt: nerd using big words they didn't understand before they read this thread.

I've actually got a pretty good sized vocabulary. It compensates for my incredibly small penis.

Dalien

04-19-2011, 03:27 AM

Ennoia

04-19-2011, 03:28 AM

He's a slumlord in whatever apartments he lives in. So yeah he sits around in his underwear and collects rent while he plays MMOs.

Oh, in that case I totally wouldn't be surprised if he was swapping sex for rent.

Dalien

04-19-2011, 03:39 AM

Just to add some context for those who didn't read the foh thread, he's been at this for years and these are the kind of hookers he brings down into his dungeon:

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4425/partner11.jpg

Sam da Man fucked her for 200+ minutes

Ennoia

04-19-2011, 03:41 AM

She has hairy arms and man hands.

Rael

04-19-2011, 05:57 AM

Anyone who's even spent a small time on sites like Reddit and 4chan should understand 'big words' such as "ephobophilia".

Sharkeye

04-19-2011, 07:57 AM

gross

Darian

04-19-2011, 08:54 AM

If he makes her wear the Gladiator helmet, 100 cocktails to him

wehrmacht

04-19-2011, 09:00 AM

We're talking about a 30 year old and a 17 year old. Not some freshman in college and his high school girlfriend.

Wow, is banging 17 year old girls pedophilia now, there are 17 year old girls working in strip clubs. If they looked good and your friends didn't find out, about 99% of the males in this thread would do it. Another 70% or so would do it even if their friends, family, CNN, and Fox News found out.

I mean, what exactly do men look for in women? Looks good and doesn't annoy you to death? There really isn't a specific age to find that. If anything, they're probably going to be more demanding and annoying the older they get.

Women have different priorities. They have instincts to go out and try to start some kind of parasitic relationship with men to have someone to protect them and provide for them so they can create a giant herd of kids. They also think their social status is directly related to whatever guy they're fucking. They wanna sleep their way to the top. Men don't give a damn about any of the insane and illogical priorities women have. As long as the girl isn't illegal, it doesn't really matter, they're pretty much all the same 18-30 then after that they start getting really crazy.

jilena

04-19-2011, 11:05 AM

That chick's arms are really fucking hairy.

Bodeanicus

04-19-2011, 12:46 PM

what's a sam deathwalker

A dumbass meme nerds use to feel better about themselves. No one outside hardcore Everquest knows who is is, a less give a fuck.

Bodeanicus

04-19-2011, 12:52 PM

17 is legal in my state, hell it's legal in most states. Let's not pretend that teenage girls are all innocent little angels.

Or that old fat dudes don't like to fuck, too. Is it creepy? Yes. Is it anyone's fucking business when it's between two adults of legal age of consent? No. Where's the outrage for that 185 year old fucking mummy Hugh Hefner fucking 20 something big titty retards? He should go to jail for taking advantage of that special needs Kendra chick.

Bodeanicus

04-19-2011, 12:56 PM

the point is shes hot because she looks 15 and my titties are bigger than hers

That's a man, baby. What the fuck is it these days with tits on a stick?

Hasbinbad

04-19-2011, 03:00 PM

wat ^ sed

I like curves thx.

Skinny chicks break too easy, but the work as real good firewood.

naez

04-19-2011, 03:09 PM

she need some meat otherwise its like fukn bone

Arclyte

04-19-2011, 03:35 PM

That chick's arms are really fucking hairy.

probably italian

Japan

04-19-2011, 07:42 PM

You guys didn't see the dick in that picture? open yer eyes

JayDee

04-19-2011, 09:18 PM

Pedophile is 13 and under; not 15. Please get your facts stright and dont look stupider then you actually are.

What if dude fucks her on her 14th birthday. Insertion happening moments before the clock strikes 12.

wehrmacht

04-19-2011, 09:53 PM

The 17 year old girl the prime minisiter of Italty got caught sleeping with. She looks double the age of Tralina:

http://thenewsafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Karima-El-Mahroug.jpg

Darian

04-19-2011, 10:52 PM

Where's the outrage for that 185 year old fucking mummy Hugh Hefner fucking 20 something big titty retards? He should go to jail for taking advantage of that special needs Kendra chick.

And I would break him out of said jail with the assistance of every other red-blooded American male whose life was changed forever for the better on the day we discovered his humble profession.

Bhutt

04-20-2011, 12:30 AM

I remember playing with this cat on SZ. I thought the dude was weird from the get. Then I heard of his website and I was all like "dude is fucking gone". Crazy shit.

Abacab "The REAL truth"

04-20-2011, 12:50 AM

Sam prolly made this:

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/7351258/ITS-NOT-ABUSE-IF-THEYRE-BEGGING-TO-BE-USED.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=jailbaitslut

Then again, he's probably right by this photo

kampanya99

04-22-2011, 02:59 PM

Thank you for sharing. More curiously, this is very good and waiting.

Salty

04-22-2011, 09:36 PM

fohguild.org may be full of failed forum trolls these days but this was one of the greatest threads in internet history:

you jelly

Bodeanicus

04-23-2011, 02:18 AM

And I would break him out of said jail with the assistance of every other red-blooded American male whose life was changed forever for the better on the day we discovered his humble profession.

I never needed his rag to get my jerk on. I was fucking at 16, anyways. Different strokes, and all that.

naez

04-23-2011, 06:54 PM

oh shit

http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=14151

Smedy

04-24-2011, 06:04 PM

I remember reading through this shit back 2009, sam is fucking hilarious, he's so proud over the mexican fat hookers he hooks up with even found some pics on his page, good stuff imo.

Delusional to the max.

JayDee

04-24-2011, 06:16 PM

Life is what you make it

Heath Ledger offing himself while Sam's on top of the world. We should all learn from that nutcase.

EkireiTheNecro

04-24-2011, 08:37 PM

oh shit

http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=14151

He was gonna play, but he found out boxing and child porn are both illegal on P99.

Smedy

04-24-2011, 08:54 PM

Life is what you make it

Heath Ledger offing himself while Sam's on top of the world. We should all learn from that nutcase.

Hey true enough, i'll drink to that

Tiggles

04-24-2011, 09:36 PM

i called him the other night to tell him about this post. and he already knew about it.

I fucking Love Sam Da Man

Bockscar

09-22-2011, 01:47 AM

I remember this guy from my SZ days. Fucker seemed relatively sane when you talked to him in person (as in on the server) but just had absolutely no filter when it came to forums and such. He thought he was awesome when in reality he was just a powerfully ugly, 50 year old guy fucking hookers and playing Everquest all day. He boxed an insane amount of characters and never played with anyone. If you tried to attack him, he would have all his wizards cast group evacs while taunting you with canned rhymes. I remember one of them...

"hee hee, haa haa, you can't touch me, I laugh as I flee"

What a guy.

naez

09-22-2011, 02:21 AM

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1568/4053.jpg

Humerox

09-22-2011, 06:33 AM

Out of curiosity I went to his website...how this guy claims to be pulling in so much ass is a mystery. Is he just ridiculously rich or something?

Put it this way...he was 6-boxing when it took 6 computers to do it, and paying for all the monthly accounts. AND computers weren't a buck-fifty back then, either.

Envious

09-22-2011, 08:33 AM

Supposedly he has rental properties in Cali.

Seriously, guy lived the dream. Someone mentioned if Sam came to R99 or P99, give him unlimited IP exemptions, and I'm down.

visage

09-22-2011, 03:21 PM

We're talking about a 30 year old and a 17 year old. Not some freshman in college and his high school girlfriend.

You still have creep status.

It's quite normal. Creep status flying out to fuck some guy off the internet paying you in everquest plat and everquest favors... There I said it you hasbindbad mrs adill vegas cruisin upon your harrison woops....

visage

09-22-2011, 03:23 PM

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1568/4053.jpg

Chicks got a shadow stache... Stretch marks on boobs... Chunky arms... Hair mistreated... I say they are a perfect match she is full of fail

visage

09-22-2011, 03:26 PM

wat ^ sed

I like curves thx.

Skinny chicks break too easy, but the work as real good firewood.

Funny I herd from a Tralina you were gobbled hole

Feachie

09-22-2011, 03:27 PM

It's quite normal. Creep status flying out to fuck some guy off the internet paying you in everquest plat and everquest favors... There I said it you hasbindbad mrs adill vegas cruisin upon your harrison woops....

is this some sort of subliminal message? :eek:

visage

09-22-2011, 11:22 PM

is this some sort of subliminal message? :eek:

think outside the bun.

Mouse

09-24-2011, 01:33 AM

Sam has the highest man on child dps in the world!

lol

Billbike

09-24-2011, 12:18 PM

Sam wins. It's just what he does.

Juugox2

09-25-2011, 08:54 AM

lol i remember this guy ingame and from foh boards lol i remember him 10 boxing (could have been more cant remember) in kael on Derakor the Vindicator pretty sure this was during luclin tho but anyway lol i remember going to his website and shit if that is even around still is it? but still funny to me i mean wtf this guy was wacked out lol