View Full Version : What is the best option for pro strats?
thedonkdonk
10-24-2019, 04:05 PM
Got rid of my significant other so I can do this full time. Having someone cook food is no longer an option...
Baler
10-24-2019, 04:09 PM
Hotplate/coffee maker, mini fridge, bedpan/sock
Jugs of water and boxes of ramen
Aaramis
10-24-2019, 04:10 PM
Having someone cook food is no longer an option...
Well, it is...
Not sure if you want to hear that, though!
Immok
10-24-2019, 04:13 PM
Option 1 would cause time away from the keyboard.
Vexenu
10-24-2019, 04:13 PM
Buy a few hundred tubes of Pringles, lash them together with duct tape and fashion them into a majestic throne. From this seat of splendor you shall exert your dominance over Norrath. Every time you get hungry just reach down and pull off one of the Pringles tubes from your throne. Depending on your appetite this should be enough to last you three to four weeks. Note the empty Pringles tubes also function for waste storage. Socks are for plebes and amateurs. Godpseed to you.
Ferahgo
10-24-2019, 04:16 PM
Bring /pizza to P99! (Not classic, I know, I know.)
Sinistria
10-24-2019, 04:17 PM
Buy a few hundred tubes of Pringles, lash them together with duct tape and fashion them into a majestic throne. From this seat of splendor you shall exert your dominance over Norrath. Every time you get hungry just reach down and pull off one of the Pringles tubes from your throne. Depending on your appetite this should be enough to last you three to four weeks. Note the empty Pringles tubes also function for waste storage. Socks are for plebes and amateurs. Godpseed to you.
Danger
10-24-2019, 04:17 PM
water fast.
drink this
Water=2L
Potassium chloride =1 tsp (No Salt)
Sodium chloride = 1/2 tsp (Himalayan Pink Salt)
Sodium Bicarbonate = 1 tsp (Baking Soda)
Magnesium Sulphate = 1/2 tsp (Food Grade Epsom Salts)
no food needed.
thedonkdonk
10-24-2019, 04:20 PM
water fast.
No lie, this is tempting.
Danger
10-24-2019, 04:21 PM
No lie, this is tempting.
dont die pls
Sinistria
10-24-2019, 04:23 PM
water fast.
drink this
Water=2L
Potassium chloride =1 tsp (No Salt)
Sodium chloride = 1/2 tsp (Himalayan Pink Salt)
Sodium Bicarbonate = 1 tsp (Baking Soda)
Magnesium Sulphate = 1/2 tsp (Food Grade Epsom Salts)
no food needed.
Sounds like licking on some stones plus some water would be enough for P99 :D
This isnt even the most obese topic ive seen here.
Ive never actually eaten taco bell. I'm sure there's one somewhere near me
douglas1999
10-24-2019, 04:30 PM
Taco bell owns
Baler
10-24-2019, 04:32 PM
This isnt even the most obese topic ive seen here.
Ive never actually eaten taco bell. I'm sure there's one somewhere near me
They use Silicon Dioxide to bind the "meat mixture". :)
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whitebandit
10-24-2019, 04:32 PM
Taco bell owns
As unclassic as it is, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is where its at.
Gustoo
10-24-2019, 04:35 PM
Cheesy gordita crunch came out in early 2000's its pretty classic.
Jugs and jugs of water, and a hot plate on your desk, and a few cases of ramen should be everything you need to have that sweet umami satisfaction that all obese folks crave. Visit someone in hospital and steel some plastic bed pans for maximum gains.
Avoid sour versions of candies and other stuff that is hard on your mouth. It will hurt you in the long run.
Baler
10-24-2019, 04:36 PM
I definitely remember eating pizza hut and playing everquest in 1999 :o
Znakebite
10-24-2019, 04:38 PM
Halloween Candy will be 50% off next week.
Sinistria
10-24-2019, 04:39 PM
I was thinking of using my 8 litre pot to cook chili.
Easy during the first days becaus i only need to warm it up but:
4 or 5 days of chili (and i make a good one) can maybe result in a scent that is able to delete my hardrive.
Baler
10-24-2019, 04:41 PM
I was thinking of using my 8 litre pot to cook chili.
Easy during the first days becaus i only need to warm it up but:
4 or 5 days of chili (and i make a good one) can maybe result in a scent that is able to delete my hardrive.
lol at last sentence.
Using the crockpot / litrepot to cook something that will go a long ways actually sounds like a great idea...
Think I'll make some homemade chicken soup. Thanks for the idea!! :)
Gustoo
10-24-2019, 04:42 PM
Yeah you want to go with those more bland foods than chilli man that has way too much nutritional value. You feel it hard when you're sockin really good. You'll be wishing you were on the ramen train with those bland dookies.
Get smart for sure.
Sinistria
10-24-2019, 04:49 PM
Think I'll make some homemade chicken soup. Thanks for the idea!! :)
That sounds as a good idea either.
It's way better digestible.
But don't forget to take "special" socks, becaus it has much more fluid. ;)
whitebandit
10-24-2019, 05:43 PM
I definitely remember eating pizza hut and playing everquest in 1999 :o
I still remember the 99/00 New years Eve.
Brother and i were at our uncles house while our parents went out, Uncle and his buddy were in one of the Hard core raid guilds on Bristlebane then and we basically watched them raid all night until they were done and we could play :)
Pizza and mountain dew and southpark on VHS all night!
Byrjun
10-24-2019, 06:02 PM
No no no.
Listen to me dude, I'm an expert here ok? Right now you want to go to Wendy's. They're running a 2 for $5 promotion - it doesn't officially start until October 28th but most if not all places have been honoring it since their systems updated a couple weeks ago.
But I hear you asking, "Wendy's already had one of the best deals in fast food with their permanent 4 for $4 deal, how could the 2 for $5 possibly beat that?"
Spicy Chicken Sandwich. This thing is normally almost $6 on its own, now you can get two of them for $5.
There's some other shit on the 2 for $5 too for when you get sick of eating chicken sandwiches. You can get the boring grilled chicken sandwich, a Dave's single with cheese, 10 nuggets spicy or normal but what kind of weirdo buys normal nuggets at Wendy's?
Probably some other shit too but who cares because you can get 2 spicy chicken sandwiches for $5.
Prepare to live on spicy chicken sandwiches my dude.
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