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PieOats
10-10-2019, 08:48 AM
For unsurpassed *excellence* in the domains of Low Effort Trolling and Shitpostery and by way of all authority invested in me as a ranking Kobold of the Project 1999 Rants 'n Flames subforum forumquest community, it is my great honor (shame) to present ChortleSnort|es with the 🥇 WHOREPORTAL 🥇award.


The *WHOREPORTAL* is hereby awarded to Chortle Snort|es for his ability to attract and retain the attention of his fellow forumgoers and loose women (of dubious attractiveness) alike. Like flies to sh!t(posts) and 10/10s to his lap, we are drawn to him for our daily bread.


NOTE: The deranged love interest of Former High Lord Sirken's estranged wife the Lady e'Lanti's Tekilya Tu'Wang will present you with a low quality PROJECT 1999 OFFICIAL bitmap rendition of this award to include in your signature.

WELL DONE Forum Warrior!


*shakes hands with the air and saunters off*
Chortles Snort|eS
10-10-2019, 09:35 AM
https://i.imgur.com/xfBRMoM.gif
BlackBellamy
10-10-2019, 09:48 AM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/463/047/7ab.gif
Nirgon
10-10-2019, 10:32 AM
Was a great thread

Place has been boring, unreadable cringe for a long time
mizzbiscuits
10-10-2019, 11:16 AM
was a fun read. haha
Chortles Snort|eS
10-10-2019, 12:13 PM
DiS siPs 4 u mY freNdS
https://i.imgur.com/BgLN5IN.jpg
Canelek
10-10-2019, 01:02 PM
Solid trolling, I'll admit.

May the Newark airport restroom stall walls forever glisten beneath the elegant rattle of your fingers.
Chortles Snort|eS
10-10-2019, 01:10 PM
SiPs

https://i.imgur.com/FrtWgjW.jpg
BlackBellamy
10-10-2019, 01:18 PM
DiS siPs 4 u mY freNdS


That's your view? You a high-rise corporate whore like me? Here's mine:

https://i.imgur.com/i6co9Gw.jpg
Bazia
10-10-2019, 01:24 PM
you guys are boomers for wearing jeans just sayin
Deathrydar
10-10-2019, 01:31 PM
I approve this message.
BlackBellamy
10-10-2019, 01:32 PM
you guys are boomers for wearing jeans just sayin

New Balance for life!
Chortles Snort|eS
10-10-2019, 01:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/t87tpxA.png
TomisFeline
10-10-2019, 01:49 PM
you guys are boomers for wearing jeans just sayin

I laughed hard
Jibartik
10-10-2019, 02:10 PM
Haha that's cool you guys live in NYC!
Jibartik
10-10-2019, 02:11 PM
If they ever ban VOIP on p99 you can set up classic can and a string to raid from your offices.
PieOats
10-10-2019, 02:16 PM
I was going to make a poast, but have forgotten about what. hlep.




Also, congratulations Chortles on this award and your new socks. Lookin' good pal.
Chortles Snort|eS
10-10-2019, 02:18 PM
😚
PieOats
10-10-2019, 02:18 PM
oh! I remember now.

you guys are boomers for wearing jeans just sayin

BIGOT!
AgentEpilot
10-10-2019, 02:22 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/YC6ZedMDgR1Fm/giphy.gif
BlackBellamy
10-10-2019, 02:31 PM
Chortles, at 3pm exactly I'm going to shoot a laser from my building at you. Don't be looking south! Let me know if you see a blue dot anywhere!

I'm aiming at the 65th floor, let me know higher or lower!

https://imgur.com/Hz9FAHC.jpg
BlackBellamy
10-10-2019, 02:36 PM
I meant don't be looking north. You're south of me. Or whatever, you're probably wearing a pair of nice Persols anyway, all you hip downtown guys got them.
Jibartik
10-10-2019, 03:28 PM
Need updates badly.
Chortles Snort|eS
10-10-2019, 05:21 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ogv1yyr.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/DZTXhmC.gif
Nilstoniakrath
10-10-2019, 06:45 PM
SiPs

https://i.imgur.com/FrtWgjW.jpg

Evian? Well, that confirms it...
Jimjam
10-10-2019, 07:02 PM
Cityscapes are so ugly 😔
BlackBellamy
10-10-2019, 07:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DZTXhmC.gif

I was hoping to see this, oh well maybe I can ask the guys downstairs if they have something with more mw or maybe I can stop criminally assaulting people with death rays, I don't know.

https://i.imgur.com/F9raLns.jpg