The 3 word Everquest adventure

[Hibbs]

Follow the next post with using 3 words! Lets see where this grand adventure takes us :cool:


Long ago in

[Arcticflava]

"using 3 words"

Did i do it right? :rolleyes:

[Bardp1999]

Sacramento, CA, a mace enthusiast

[Videri]

oiled up his

[Hibbs]

trusty mechanical lockpicks

[Chortles Snort|eS]

hail, A tranny

[Cecil]

Licked her lips

[YendorLootmonkey]

from the urinal

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Deep in GroBB

[Cecil]

And Vaye said

[PieOats]

"Smegma covered basementdweller!"

[Izmael]

Meanwhile, Haynar was

[dennardscott86]

filling Meatpies with

[Chortles Snort|eS]

wHoLE PiE oAtS

[Gilder]

Loading, Please Wait

[kjs86z]

You have entered

[joppykid]

Tunare's Growth Plane

[btravis1990]

which has metastasized

[Chortles Snort|eS]

said the butthurt

[DMN]

transexual attention whore

[AbstractVision]

formerly known as

[dennardscott86]

Chexi from Aftermath

[Kinaki]

masticated squirrels loudly

[Cecil]

Nuzzled my neck

[Gilder]

You have died!

[Chortles Snort|eS]

“Let this fools

[alexdoofaz]

Loading...please wait

[alexdoofaz]

Loading, Please Wait

Ah shit...

[Zemus]

37 paladin lfg

[PieOats]

This is shit.

[Cecily]

transexual attention whore


My deer friend...

[Chortles Snort|eS]

this is me

[madgarin]

Book not up

[Cecily]

Still isn't funny.

[madgarin]

Grats me?

[Bardp1999]

Grats Bladefrenzy bitch

[gkmarino]

was shouted throughout

[Cecily]

basements everywhere by

[Chortles Snort|eS]

rogean does alot

[Cecily]

Cried the sycophant.

[gkmarino]

He didn't stutter

[Chortles Snort|eS]

casts heart flutter

[DMN]

Vagina for Christmas?

[gkmarino]

grinch drinking swissmiss

[Cecil]

I am Cecil

[DMN]

Incel or cecil?

[gkmarino]

better known as

[AgentEpilot]

The Soggy Waffle

[Bardp1999]

Chest from BDA

[Hibbs]

BDA on Chest

[shuklak]

Gonna gratz bladefrenzy

[AgentEpilot]

With bans for all

[Videri]

OP meant that we are supposed to continue a story from the previous poster. So

One person starts

A story that

The next person

Takes somewhere unexpected.

work on it

[Hibbs]

OP meant that we are supposed to continue a story from the previous poster. So

One person starts

A story that

The next person

Takes somewhere unexpected.

work on it

Yep RnF was not the place to try this haha

This is why we cant have nice things.

[uygi]

The Minyin Manifesto

[kaizersoze]

says peculiar things

[Madbad]

rants and flames

[Videri]

about the many

[Madbad]

and the few

[gundumbwing]

OP meant that we are supposed to continue a story from the previous poster. So

One person starts

A story that

The next person

Takes somewhere unexpected.

work on it

Could have had a great thread if others followed the common logic. *sad face*

[uygi]

I tried to get it going with the three word name of the thread that started the biggest RnF meltdown of all time (I assume nothing has eclipsed it since 2015).

[Jimjam]

and the few

things it states

[shuklak]

was gratz bladefrenzy.

[Chortles Snort|eS]

shaRe teH LoAD

[Dugface]

shaRe teH LoAD

whispered Littlefinger, for

[Chortles Snort|eS]

sanSha gulPed eaGeRlY

[uygi]

sanSha gulPed eaGeRlY
From his diminutive

[shuklak]

Stein of moggok

[Jimjam]

(formerly glowing stein)

[uygi]

“It’s so salty!”

[Videri]

she burbled, but

[PieOats]

promptly swallowed. "That

[AbstractVision]

salty stein concoction

[Bboboo]

moving to resolved

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Yiffed teh furry

[Videri]

moving to resolved

Cazic Thule damnit, we were doing so well. Here is what you ruined:

"shaRe teH LoAD" whispered Littlefinger, for sanSha gulPed eaGeRlY from his diminutive Stein of Moggok (formerly glowing stein). "It's so salty!" she burbled, but promptly swallowed. "That salty stein concoction moving to resolved," yiffed teh furry.

FUCK YOU

[Bboboo]

moving to mad

[deezy]

free hong kong

[uygi]

Cazic Thule damnit, we were doing so well. Here is what you ruined:

"shaRe teH LoAD" whispered Littlefinger, for sanSha gulPed eaGeRlY from his diminutive Stein of Moggok (formerly glowing stein). "It's so salty!" she burbled, but promptly swallowed. "That salty stein concoction
...tastes so familiar.”

[Videri]

"You can have

[shuklak]

Gay boys renamed

[Chortles Snort|eS]

mead the yiffer

[Cecily]

Bench pressed 195

[Chortles Snort|eS]

As a

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Gurl!!!

[Cecily]

It was wild.

[shuklak]

Then she pulled

[Chortles Snort|eS]

her gListEning MoiST

[AbstractVision]

happy love bracer

[Aphexx2886]

Boats n Hoes

[Mead]

pink grapefruit banned

[Chortles Snort|eS]

meads anus clenched

[AbstractVision]

as Chortles inserted

[shuklak]

his mom's sloppy

[uygi]

troll nose into

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Dads. Hi son,

[PieOats]

continue using punctuation."

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Do you like

[PieOats]

breasts? Actually, I

[Chortles Snort|eS]

LOVE anime tiDdies

[PieOats]

on my face.

[Jimjam]

Finally: a full-stop.

[Chortles Snort|eS]

in my Lap

[shuklak]

Sips 105 dollar

[Chortles Snort|eS]

WhOle GraiN OatS

[PieOats]

, "Classy and tasty 😋!"

[Chortles Snort|eS]

yummy said mead

[uygi]

, but my painful

[Chortles Snort|eS]

workout, no gf

[uygi]

and micropenis disappoint

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Green server launched,

[uygi]

, micropenis no problem!

[Cecily]

Where were going

[Cecily]

We won't need

[Cecily]

Eyes to see

[Chortles Snort|eS]

the cringe for

[uygi]

neckbeards’ difficulty ejaculating.

[kotton05]

It’s the thot

[Clazxiss]

It’s the thot

that seduced Sirken

[Chortles Snort|eS]

, an elven patron.

[PieOats]

Her banana bent

[Evia]

deep inside of

[Cecily]

her purse. Dammit.

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Good cab ride!

[uygi]

But fake taxis

[Bardp1999]

containing big black

[uygi]

9 inch records

[uygi]

9 inch records
Shit, should be:

10 in records

[Jimjam]

5/7 in lap

[Jibartik]

This UI Sucks!

:D

[Evia]

it's too dark

[uygi]

This UI Sucks!
, quoth the QQers.

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Here’s a candle

[Jibartik]

:D its too dark hahaha

[Jibartik]

Here’s a candle

:D:D:D y is all this so funny to me lol

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Cringing 4 u

[whitebandit]

Desperate for friends

[Chortles Snort|eS]

, soft sat alone

[Bardp1999]

wearing nothing but

[bthomsen0312]

shame, she's poor

[gkmarino]

wubba lubba dub

[Chortles Snort|eS]

To be fair,

[shuklak]

that is all.

[PieOats]

Later that night...

[Chortles Snort|eS]

https://i.imgur.com/xXNRnFs.jpg

[kjs86z]

...mace quest began

[plzrelax]

WITHIN DEEPEST GUK

[Chortles Snort|eS]

chortles shouts, CC

[kjs86z]

face down ass-sup

[Chortles Snort|eS]

TRAIN INC SorrY!!!

[PieOats]

NP, pal. I

[kjs86z]

have a cleric

[Videri]

camped here with

[Chortles Snort|eS]

oh shit, train!!!!

[shuklak]

oh shit, train!!!!

Wts rezzes for

[Videri]

nudes. Send to

[Madbad]

my mom's phone.

[Chortles Snort|eS]

ThanKs DaD, YumMY

[AgentEpilot]

Please stop eating

[Dugface]

Off the floor

[Jibartik]

Chortles is streaming!

https://i.imgur.com/Zp8fhPp.png

[AgentEpilot]

We are dying

[Videri]

You guys, I thought we went over this. It’s like you’re not even reading.

This is not the Hemingway 6-word story thing where everyone tells a tiny story using 6 words. (“For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.”) This is a different thing. This is a continuation game, where you continue the story from the previous posters.

Look. Look at the last three pages.

TRAIN INC SorrY!!!
NP, pal. I
have a cleric
camped here with
With what? We’ll never know because Chortles is all
oh shit, train!!!!
CHORTLES. Get that black helmet of yours in the game!

Ok, but Shuklak picks up the narrative of the train with:
Wts rezzes for
nudes. Send to
my mom's phone.
See? That’s how it’s done.
ThanKs DaD, YumMY
Please stop eating
Off the floor

Chortles is streaming!
Jib. I expect better from a lion-hailer like yourself.

We are dying

Well, you guys are certainly killing me.

[Videri]

We are dying

to find out

[Chortles Snort|eS]

the maceQuesTr within

[Cecily]

was ton po

[uygi]

dildo of understanding (https://wiki.project1999.com/Ton_Po%27s_Bo_Stick_of_Understanding).

[Chortles Snort|eS]

time 2 diLaTe

[Jibartik]

lol Telin right.

[Jibartik]

I mean videri



:o

[Cecily]

Check your privilege

[Swish]

try red today

[Chortles Snort|eS]

And kiLL SwiSh

[Bardp1999]

Fathers disappointed stare

[uygi]

This thread dies.

[Cecily]

Ever notice autistic

[Chortles Snort|eS]

SticKy loAdS of

[PieOats]

command units of

[Lhord99]

Inseminate. Semantics. Seminal.

[Valeriya]

blue is dead

[Stryker85]

This thread dumb.

[Chortles Snort|eS]

mods plS locK

[Bardp1999]

mad bad bald

[Chortles Snort|eS]

DangerOuS BMI levelS

[Cecily]

Kimm shouts, "Fat!"

[Chortles Snort|eS]

Fayy Gayy Tee

[Chortles Snort|eS]

hee, 14f gfay

[PieOats]

17m donkey Afghanistan

[Chortles Snort|eS]

FedorA tiPpinG hobBit

[PieOats]

hey, that's me

[Chortles Snort|eS]

ThirSty bathwaTer boI

[PieOats]

BiG SiP, bois.

[RolonRolon]

would read again