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DMN
10-05-2019, 04:00 PM
And I'm still going to be on green day 1, probably with an IV drip of Everclear and morphine.

Now, on to mastering the ball mouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFmMCw0pHh8
loramin
10-05-2019, 04:13 PM
That sucks DMN, sorry to hear it.

Motorcycle or just terrible luck?
TomisFeline
10-05-2019, 04:14 PM
he did it on purpose to get injured leave and workers comp on the eve of green.

just far enough out to heal enough to play, but just close enough to ensure he has plenty of time to play green while still on leave.

nice try, satan
TomisFeline
10-05-2019, 04:14 PM
plus sorry you got hurt man rest up, heal quickly, and let green nurse you back to health
Dolalin
10-05-2019, 04:30 PM
Jesus Christ dude.

Just stay away from donorcycles...
DMN
10-05-2019, 04:34 PM
That sucks DMN, sorry to hear it.

Motorcycle or just terrible luck?

It was actually a quad/4 wheeler. A deer decided to say hello.
Wonkie
10-05-2019, 04:34 PM
Wish you the very best in your recovery and enjoy the opioids+eq. Shits classic

:)
loramin
10-05-2019, 04:49 PM
It was actually a quad/4 wheeler. A deer decided to say hello.

https://i.imgur.com/7c7sB.gif
Jimjam
10-05-2019, 05:15 PM
And I'm still going to be on green day 1, probably with an IV drip of Everclear and morphine.

Now, on to mastering the ball mouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFmMCw0pHh8

It was actually a quad/4 wheeler. A deer decided to say hello.

This really changes the meta of hunting, please repost to the appropriate thread!

Ps recover quick, will you still be giving green a try?
DMN
10-05-2019, 05:23 PM
This really changes the meta of hunting, please repost to the appropriate thread!

Ps recover quick, will you still be giving green a try?

Oh ya, totally playing green. Took bard off the list, though.
Nagoya
10-05-2019, 05:53 PM
may i recommend to you the classic "wifey cleric"?

have a good recovery
honeybee12874
10-05-2019, 06:56 PM
Oh man, deer can really fuck up your day, sorry that happened to you. Get better soon!
pink grapefruit
10-05-2019, 06:56 PM
pics
Jimjam
10-05-2019, 07:21 PM
So did this incident, where you were riding essentially a four wheeled hog, happen before or after you said "You have to be doing some really stupid shit to be in any real danger from a [game animal]"? :D :D :D
Madbad
10-05-2019, 07:48 PM
Oh ya, totally playing green. Took bard off the list, though.

All the best bards are on opiates
Jimjam
10-05-2019, 07:52 PM
Oh ya, totally playing green. Took bard off the list, though.

Glad to hear you can still take part, shame its not on the class you were hoping too.

I'll level up a bard in your honour!
solleks
10-05-2019, 08:09 PM
I am a big fan of the ball mouse, you're going to love it!
Mblake81
10-05-2019, 08:12 PM
It was actually a quad/4 wheeler. A deer decided to say hello.

what kind of quad? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BPhAXIk0U)
DMN
10-06-2019, 01:50 AM
what kind of quad? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BPhAXIk0U)


It's an old Banshee heavily modified for dirt track racing. Sounds pretty close to that though.
DMN
10-06-2019, 01:58 AM
All the best bards are on opiates

I don't know. These things don't really do shit for me. Make me feel really warm and want to go to sleep.
Mblake81
10-06-2019, 11:48 AM
It's an old Banshee heavily modified for dirt track racing. Sounds pretty close to that though.

Those will get up and run.
Jimjam
10-06-2019, 02:00 PM
It's an old Banshee heavily modified for dirt track racing. Sounds pretty close to that though.

I hope you /shouted at that deer, "Incoming Ban'!"
Madbad
10-06-2019, 04:40 PM
I hope you /shouted at that deer, "Incoming Ban'!"
DMN
10-06-2019, 08:33 PM
More like I should have shouted "train!"

Apparently the DNR guy said the deer was near death from wasting disease. Maybe he was trying to commit suicide to end his suffering.

I really know how to brighten an already depressing thread up, eh?
Madbad
10-06-2019, 08:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/812MTRH.gif
Izmael
10-07-2019, 02:09 AM
Hope you get better quickly and recover from that nerve damage. Maybe talk to your doctor about the keto diet. It does wonders to your head and generally to your body.
Tethler
10-07-2019, 03:43 AM
Sorry about your injuries DMN. Playing EQ on sick time is classic AF. Will you be eating any deer meat during your recovery? Hope someone took the bastage down.
Tecmos Deception
10-07-2019, 07:36 AM
Sounds like a snu snu injury.
Mblake81
10-07-2019, 08:13 AM
Braaapp!

https://i.imgur.com/VOYRMuu.jpg
Gilder
10-08-2019, 11:40 AM
Don't let it keep you off quads or the deers win.
Lordgordon
10-08-2019, 01:31 PM
Story most likely fabricated
PieOats
10-08-2019, 01:40 PM
^insensitive.
feniin
10-08-2019, 02:35 PM
Story most likely fabricated
kjs86z
10-08-2019, 03:06 PM
I do love me the smell of burning 2-stroke....nevermind the powerband!

Keep it to the snow, more fun...less injury.

https://youtu.be/XAd0p0aw-Vg
Cecil
10-08-2019, 07:57 PM
And I'm still going to be on green day 1, probably with an IV drip of Everclear and morphine.

Now, on to mastering the ball mouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFmMCw0pHh8

“You are an inspiration to all of us” Said none of us.
Mead
10-09-2019, 04:47 AM
And I'm still going to be on green day 1, probably with an IV drip of Everclear and morphine.

you and every other person playing green day 1
Mead
10-09-2019, 04:50 AM
good luck with recovery dude
DMN
10-19-2019, 01:26 PM
Well, I got 14 screws in the arm(can't wait to be harassed by TSA-- that's where I hide the C4 baby!*flex*), and they shaved some bone of the elbow or something to reduce pain from nerve scarring. I'm about to go out the door for the really major surgery. Should be in hospital until Monday evening. Y'all do some quality beta testing for me in my absence, thanks. Make it as classic as possible. Thanks for well wishes who wished them.
loramin
10-19-2019, 01:46 PM
Well, I got 14 screws in the arm(can't wait to be harassed by TSA-- that's where I hide the C4 baby!*flex*), and they shaved some bone of the elbow or something to reduce pain from nerve scarring. I'm about to go out the door for the really major surgery. Should be in hospital until Monday evening. Y'all do some quality beta testing for me in my absence, thanks. Make it as classic as possible. Thanks for well wishes who wished them.

In my experience (got some pins and plates and such in my wrist/arm) TSA is used to such things, as they see a million of them a day and have good technology for their scanners.

The annoying times are when you go to an amusement park or somewhere and they have those hand scanners being operated by morons barely being paid above minimum wage. Those are the times that you wind up standing there for ten minutes going "look, I swear to fucking god, there is nothing up my damn sleeve, it's my arm!" ;)

But in any case, best of luck in the surgery and recovery.
Mead
10-19-2019, 06:00 PM
The newer hardware are metals such as titanium that don't trigger anything. I was disappointed the first time I went through TSA with mine this year.