Most classic rant and flame.

[Jimjam]

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/everquest-campers-killer/

Found this y2k piece on Everquest... It really puts the complaints of the p1999 player base into place!

[Zal22]

A+

[Mblake81]

good stuff.

[Xulia]

God DAMN that was brutal.



I love it.

[jolanar]

He called Iksar 'Iskar'. 0/10.

[entruil]

Classic case of projection and obv the writer never played eq and was looking for attention...

[loramin]

Okay, it's common knowledge that the more "hardcore" fans of epic roleplaying game Everquest aren't exactly the ripest peaches on the fruit farm. In fact, they're more like the unidentifiable piles of brown and chunky waste product that festers in rancid lumps under the tree. You know, the clumps of sticky, vile, odorous mystery substance which could be either rotting fruit or something a dog with severe bowel problems left after eating rotten fruit. And then you grab a really long stick to poke it and hopefully scoop some up so you can flick it at a friend, but upon removing the stick from the pile of brownish substance, you notice a long green streamer of goo hanging off and trailing back to the mess? What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Everquest.

[loramin]

Classic case of projection and obv the writer never played eq and was looking for attention...

IDK, for all the guys bashing this really sounds like it was written by someone who played the game:

and the other 1% flaming Verant on public forums for making Iskar Necromancers too weak / too strong and how the 64th level Warmonger of Paladinian Freeport Ringbearers United 154th Union doesn't drop loot good enough to justify killing him and how they need more benefits from training in 1H blunt with an emphasis on divining or conjuring or masticating or demolitions whatever the hell they study

[Madbad]

30-year old men pretending to be 18-year old women pretending to be 22-year old Wood Elves

If they had strong enough arms to force their fat ass out of their chair, they'd go and get some titanium-reinforced rope to hang themselves with.

EQ is a game where people, who have grown tired of sitting around in their room or office all day doing nothing, can pay Sony $10 a month to sit around inside their video game all day and do nothing

[reznor_]

10/10

[Lordgordon]

This guy is describing Loramin

[Ravager]

That article aged better than the game.

[Hibbs]

Someone invite this guy here. He could really make this place spicy lol

[Nuggie]

Someone invite this guy here. He could really make this place spicy lol

Genius.

I don't usually click links, but that was a good one. Was it fake?

[Jimjam]

Genius.

I don't usually click links, but that was a good one. Was it fake?

Thank you for downloading my virus, I look forward to relieving you of your plat.

[Wonkie]

Someone invite this guy here. He could really make this place spicy lol

No uwe boll broke his spine

[Kaezyr D`Shiv]

But alas, the unadulterated bliss of grouping with 30-year old men pretending to be 18-year old women pretending to be 22-year old Wood Elves eventually came to an end, and they realized that the copious amounts of time and money they put into Everquest has resulted in essentially nothing.

WRONG

Didnt come to an end, was just just in a stasis for almost 10 years, thanks Project 1999 for giving us a chance to re-live exactly that!

[Cecily]

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/everquest-campers-killer/

Found this y2k piece on Everquest... It really puts the complaints of the p1999 player base into place!

Giggled all through that. Thank you.

[Chortles Snort|eS]

a trU pOeT

[NegaStoat]

That link was amazing.

[Hibbs]

He thought this about people when the game came out a year ago. I would love to see how he would put people on blast for the same thing 20 years later.. I might pay for them laughs hahahaha

[Swish2]

All those hours and hours of trying to level up and get better equipment so they could impress a newbie 14-year old kid with ADD logging in from Sudan were just a waste of time.

[shuklak]

He thought this about people when the game came out a year ago. I would love to see how he would put people on blast for the same thing 20 years later.. I might pay for them laughs hahahaha

He's too busy farming krono on his Live boxes to care.