Unemployed, no-life, neck beard LF crew for green

[eddyystop1999]

I'm employed, have a meaningful life and am clean shaven. But the rest is true.

I can basically 24x7 on green for months and I'm looking for a static group that can put in a lot of time as well.

I understand the effort as I started EQ on release day and was the second 50 on RZ. I'm a good cleric, even with shitty gear (shout out to ALS), but any non-melee class works for me.

Basically I'm looking forward to reliving the past.

[kjs86z]

I'm employed, have a meaningful life and am clean shaven.

I can basically 24x7 on green for months



Does. Not. Compute.

[Videri]

Does. Not. Compute.

Not all employed people work 9-5. Some don't even have to work year-round.

[eddyystop1999]

> Does. Not. Compute.

Massive accumulated vacation time.

[indiscriminate_hater]

not enough crew posts IMO

[kaizersoze]

Does. Not. Compute.

Hes one of those time thieves who plays while theyre on the clock.

[Videri]

not enough crew posts IMO

"forming a crew"

[Rang]

https://i.imgur.com/f8SmMhx.gif

[Videri]

not enough crew posts IMO

Actually, I am surprised at the lack of people pre-organizing guilds here on the forums. Unless they're just doing it privately; or on Discord, which I don't use much atm. But I imagine the really serious "server first" type beards will be tagged up on Day One (or Green Day, as I'd like to call it) and monopolizing camps and stuff.

[Nuggie]

I would commit, but at this point everyone is just full of tough-guy talk.

Jump in with the highest levels on the server.

[Jauna]

not enough crew posts IMO

well yeah no shit, these forums are almost the equivalent of a flier at a gas station. people have already formed groups and shit in game and various other chat based programs with years/months of planning

[aaezil]

This for is mostly for people who do not play everqueste anymore. . . Everyone that does play is on a guild or shared discord server

[aaezil]

This forum*

[Videri]

Maybe I'm already on the right track: log into Green, play, make friends, don't jump into a guild too early; watch the guilds' members behavior, see which are righteous and honorable, and join one of those.

[Tenderizer]

This guy wants no loot.

You should have your friends and family play a character 24/7 using various bugged/overpowered quests/items you learned from blue server (soon to be known as the beta server). Once it's clear who has no life on the server given their high level and presence at contested mobs you should consider them an enemy for life. Train them mercilessly if they're obviously too green to be video recording everything in triplicate. Rule lawyer them and try to trick them into breaking rules if they are recording. DDOS their home internet connection to make them lose camps. Whatever it takes to get more Manastones than they can.

Once you've cornered the Manastones and it is removed from game you might want a break to see your friends and/or family who is sleeping on opposite schedules to maintain 24/7 grinding on a single character. That is what you should do if you want to lose EverQuest. Instead you should start a casino offering Manastones if someone chooses a random 1-1000. Then if they win don't even disconnect to hide, just continue spamming your casino.

On the side you'll probably want to start recruiting all of the server cyber prostitutes as spies which will inevitable be in the most powerful guilds and the closest to all of the guild membership. This is easily done with your Manastone wealth and surprisingly cheap low end twink gear early on. Much easier than late in the game when they're expecting raid gear.

At this point you should be full control of the server economy and spending your entire day in EC auctioning. You will have intimate access to every single guild's leadership. The only thing left is to start some drama and continue to capitalize.

dude just pissed in my cheerios

[derpcake2]

I'm employed, have a meaningful life and am clean shaven. But the rest is true.

I can basically 24x7 on green for months and I'm looking for a static group that can put in a lot of time as well.

I understand the effort as I started EQ on release day and was the second 50 on RZ. I'm a good cleric, even with shitty gear (shout out to ALS), but any non-melee class works for me.

Basically I'm looking forward to reliving the past.

I've already founded the first FQ only green server guild.

This is your only option to enjoy green, unless you are an unemployed no-life neckbeard liar after all.

Applications through PM, no weak shit, this isn't a casual FQ guild.

[Naerron]

do we need to prove some sort of adderall or stim script as part of the app?

[shuklak]

do we need to prove some sort of adderall or stim script as part of the app?

Wouldn't be fair to those without an rx.

[Chortles Snort|eS]

me quit Grobb JoB !
me ditch ogre gurlfrend!!!
wAre mE siGn uP??!

[hagglebaby]

I'm employed, have a meaningful life and am clean shaven. But the rest is true.

I can basically 24x7 on green for months and I'm looking for a static group that can put in a lot of time as well.

I understand the effort as I started EQ on release day and was the second 50 on RZ. I'm a good cleric, even with shitty gear (shout out to ALS), but any non-melee class works for me.

Basically I'm looking forward to reliving the past.

We can lockdown Erud’s Crossing. Probably nobody will be leveling there.

[Bboboo]

Do you guys think Red Friends will call you guys Greenies or Greenbies?

[fastboy21]

I'm employed, have a meaningful life and am clean shaven.


LIAR

[shuklak]

Do you guys think Red Friends will call you guys Greenies or Greenbies?

Yellow.

[Jimjam]

Do you guys think Red Friends will call you guys Greenies or Greenbies?

Snotites I hope!

[Znakebite]

I've been buying lotto tickets at my local gas station in hopes to quit my job. If I win by Green launch, I'll hit you up. I'll be the neck beard I've always dreamed of. . .