Don't complain when being stoned gets you owned

[Sslaesha]

I apologize for the unedited, super sloppy, and terribad story about today in seb, but I thought it was funneh and thought everyone should know.


So I'm in Seb waiting for a group and Flavor is all like /gu Can any one do me a super big favor and summon my corpse in seb? and I'm all like /tell Flavor Shit, I'm a Necro, wtfux is up?'' Long story short, he was in FV with 18kpp on his person and decides to gate, instead of bind affinity... Where is he bound? Trak... gg fail. Don't ask me why he's bound at Trak, probably to gate and 1 man KS TR. Now he's at Trak, bribing him for lewts and Trak's all like... not even spawned. so now he's 2000 pounds over weight as a magician in the bottom of seb and some how thinks a corpse summon is going to get him out? We end up with the idea for Flavor to die, and then Barrat (Rogue) will go down there like the beast that he is and drag that shit to the zone line and then I can like... corpse summon............ anyway, Barrat finds Flavor's corpse and decides to go get lost in the fungus pits and put more deaths into the equation... Now there's two nubs corpses guarded by an infinity of see inviz mobs. So I decide to Leeroy their corpses, which is accomplished, and shortly rezzed by the most amazing Cleric in existance. (Holey, shes wearing a fungus robe cuz shes kewl) but she's no where near the zoneline, actually she's pretty close to where Flavor gated to in the first place. Flavor gets the rez, and decides to immediately run around with no spells memmed, no pet up, no hp, and naked (cuz like, he's got 18kpp on his corpse) and immediately gets raped again by an onslaught of Flavor hungry frogs. This is where I take the initiative, and I'm all like ''you know you're never going to get out of here with 18kpp, you should give it to me, and then I'll just OT hammer and bank it and give back later'' and without any hesitation after he gets rezzed a second time, loots his corpse and hands me 18kpp. Wish I took a screenshot, oh well. This is how you take advantage of a stoned dude and turn a corpse summon that someone didn't even need in the first place into 18kpp in under 30 minutes. Thanks Flavor Flav :)

Flava Flav would be... not proud

p.s. I gave the money back unlike some *cough* Draqnier *cough*

[Sslaesha]

Moral of the story: Don't bind yourself in impossible to get out of places and they gate there with so much plat you can't move.

[Tiggles]

Shut up

[Dongshow]

tldr

tits or gtfo

[Slathar]

sometimes when im sleepin the sheet touches my lip and i make a mosquito sound and then have a seizure

[Ronas]

blah blah blah blah blah. *uuuuuu huuuuuuuu uuuuuuu huuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuuu*blah blah blah blah blah. *uuuuuu huuuuuuuu uuuuuuu huuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuuu*blah blah blah blah blah. *uuuuuu huuuuuuuu uuuuuuu huuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuuu*

[deathgirl]

>greentext pls

[Hasbinbad]

I thought this shit was funny. More stories like this please.

[Taslion]

I think "boned" would've been a better rhyme than owned.

[xshayla701]

tits or gtfo

ahaha this is ironic

[Flavor]

Moral of the story, make sure you complete your cast of Bind Affinity in FV...

(P.S. I was not stoned)

[Seaweedpimp]

Lol

[Petrified Wood]

lol good stuff :p

[Envious]

This chick seems better looking, and less of an attention whore than Tralina or whatever her name is.

+1

[EkireiTheNecro]

This thread is just INVITING the Red99ers to comment.

[G13]

Why does every female on these boards have some goofy picture of themselves as an avatar

[baigorn]

Why does every female on these boards have some goofy picture of themselves as an avatar

I hear Jenni D has a fake picture of her as a cute Japanese celebrity.

Setting a motion to make her change it to RL pic.

[Prince]

http://www.allsucks.com/crap/obama-bin-laden.jpg

[William_Munny15]

HAHAHAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

[Flavor]

Update: My epic death streak continues... I'm looking to set a new "deaths in 24 hours record." Up to 14.

[RarenX.]

Funnny thing is i remember this "chic" the one that used a voice changer like secrets uses to sound like a chic but the whole time it was a dude.

Yeah go ahead and cyber this person and im sure Uthgaard would love this dude he is a complete fucking whacko. Have fun

[Sslaesha]

Funnny thing is i remember this "chic" the one that used a voice changer like secrets uses to sound like a chic but the whole time it was a dude.

Yeah go ahead and cyber this person and im sure Uthgaard would love this dude he is a complete fucking whacko. Have fun

LOL RAREN! Didn't you get banned like a year ago by Uthgaard? You're still here trolling the forums? Omg, you sir, are priceless. <3 post moar pleez!

[Bruno]

Looks like he got banned again lol.

[Sslaesha]

This chick seems better looking, and less of an attention whore than Tralina or whatever her name is.

+1

Tralina doesn't get attention IRL, mainly cause of the belly. She posts here to get attention from nerds who also don't get attention IRL. She's winning, kudos to Tralina.

[Sslaesha]

Looks like he got banned again lol.

Nothing new there. He's the biggest troll to exist and tries to troll other people for being trolls, LOL! Seriously, I love Raren, I wish he was my best friend IRL.

[Isidro]

I was in mumble that night too. Some guy agreed to help Sslaesha transfer some plat to an alt. He got Sslaesha to come into mumble and proceeded to refuse to return the plat until Sslaesha admitted that he was a dude. After some convincing Sslaesha turned off his voice mod and told everyone he was just pretending to be a girl to get loot. I think you said the picture in your avatar was an ex girlfriend or a facebook friend. Good times.

[Massive Marc]

sometimes when im sleepin the sheet touches my lip and i make a mosquito sound and then have a seizure

WTF LOL ???

[Sslaesha]

I was in mumble that night too. Some guy agreed to help Sslaesha transfer some plat to an alt. He got Sslaesha to come into mumble and proceeded to refuse to return the plat until Sslaesha admitted that he was a dude. After some convincing Sslaesha turned off his voice mod and told everyone he was just pretending to be a girl to get loot. I think you said the picture in your avatar was an ex girlfriend or a facebook friend. Good times.

All of ^^^^ is incorrect. Many people had access to my account during those times, and I can assure you that no one will ever have access again after what happened.

[Isidro]

Fair enough, some random guy was playing your account and pretending to be you. Somehow you didn't know this was going on until he got caught. That makes sense.

Or maybe you got busted pretending to be a chick, took a long break from the server, and now you come back hoping no one remembered what happened.

I think I'll stick with option b. You could totally prove me wrong by writing "nope, you are wrong" on a piece of paper and taking a picture of yourself holding it up. Would take like 3 minutes.

[maegi]

chicks with dicks, not a phenomenon, just an everyday thing on p99

[Sslaesha]

Yep, that's exactly what I did. I took a long break for one reason, to hope no one would remember what happened when I returned (that's funny). I honestly don't care what you, or anything else thinks. I also don't care if you believe me, or if anyone else believes me. Why this is such a big deal for you is beyond my comprehension. Do you have nothing better to do with your life? Honestly, if it bothers you this much, I'd prefer to keep it a mystery. Don't lose too much sleep tonight. I love how you tried to look like someone else by switching from RarenX to Isidro, LOL :D Quit trolling Raren, get a life.

[Isidro]

Sorry dude, I'm not Raren. I think my grammar is a little better than his.

PS: There is no mystery, you are a man.

[Sslaesha]

Yep, I'm a man. Are you good now? Will you sleep alright after you read this post?

[Isidro]

I feel pretty good, thanks.

[Shannacore]

Tralina doesn't get attention IRL, mainly cause of the belly. She posts here to get attention from nerds who also don't get attention IRL. She's winning, kudos to Tralina.

Coming from the thing who pretended to be a girl IRL for months?

I AM CONFUSED

[Pheer]

shits going down in this thread

[Darian]

penises going down in this thread

ftfy

[xshayla701]

Coming from the thing who pretended to be a girl IRL for months?

I AM CONFUSED

srsly, LOLOL

[Qwinny]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Prince]

marijuana kills

[Taryth]

". . .and I'm all like . . ."
All that needs to be read for a conclusion to be drawn about this post.

The things people will unabashedly type *shakes head*

[Flavor]

The things people will unabashedly type *shakes head*

... about other people! LE GASP!

On another note, I'm enjoying how this thread turned out.

[Haul]

this is fucking hilarious, gj flavor lol

[Ardenya]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Going limb!

/thread

[Alex]

This entire thread is fucking hilarious, we need more stuff like this in R&F.

[EkireiTheNecro]

Coming from the thing who pretended to be a girl IRL for months?

I AM CONFUSED

Tralina post.

What's your rebuttal Slaesha!?

[naez]

http://www.notaddicted.com/content/girl-ignored

[EkireiTheNecro]

Happy 4/20 ya'll.

Smoke em if you got em!

[EkireiTheNecro]

Smoked like 8 dutches of medical grade dank so far.

[Shannacore]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/38529_10150237772395338_547165337_13781151_5940316 _n.jpg

SUP SSLAESHA

[xshayla701]

TOLD YOU BITCHES

[Littlegyno]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/38529_10150237772395338_547165337_13781151_5940316 _n.jpg

SUP SSLAESHA

Looks like you got AIDS. Might wanna get checked out brew.

[Wizard]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/38529_10150237772395338_547165337_13781151_5940316 _n.jpg

SUP SSLAESHA

Sherlock Holmes up in this bitch'

[Wizard]

Protip : Leave last few buttons undone to show hairless chest and also pop the collar for extra straightness

[purist]

detective tralina just blew this case wide open

[JayDee]

I got so stoned once before a Draco raid on vztz. Was playing a healer and I didn't heal once. Guild wiped with Draco at like 5%.

lololol

[Bubbles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA

[Tumdumm]

knew it

[hedbonker]

Why does every female on these boards have some goofy picture of themselves as an avatar

I take exception to that.

[Extunarian]

I take exception to that.

lol hedbonker i think your profile page must have more visits than any other.

[xnolanx]

http://www.notaddicted.com/images/girlirl/scaringme.jpg

[Flavor]

This thread disappointed me.

[Appaullo]

Hhhmmm ... not sure if I would still cyber Sslaesha if he/she/it were a really convincing girl. Does that make me ... am I ... er ... NM.

:o

Appaullo