I taught him everything I know

[dennardscott86]

https://i.imgur.com/9w6m5UJ.gif

https://i.imgur.com/sExCQAc.gif

[feniin]

That was the most hilarious train I've ever seen. Wiped nearly 300 people. Cost around an hour of corpse retrieval. Led to Riot and AM splitting the remaining dragons and Kittens/BG/Aegis snatching up one of AMs. Keep up the good work, Lavittz! <3

[Fifield]

I couldn't stop laughing at the chaos it caused.

10/10. Your noobness has reached new heights

[conoutoftrol]

https://i.imgur.com/DeFrVsS.png

[conoutoftrol]

a couple wyverns ding'ed last night

[Baylan295]

That was the most hilarious train I've ever seen. Wiped nearly 300 people. Cost around an hour of corpse retrieval. Led to Riot and AM splitting the remaining dragons and Kittens/BG/Aegis snatching up one of AMs. Keep up the good work, Lavittz! <3

The tornado at entrance was also an A+ moment.

[Prostatus]

We all knew you had it in you BG but it took a true hero to step up and actually do it. I applaud the bravery of Lavittz too not only to train and wipe 1/3 of the server, but to then clear half of the Vulak guards as a sign of respect for AM.
It was a real stand up moment. Riot leadership could learn a thing or two from a Lavittz Masterclass.

[Ripqozko]

That train was most universal Wtf moment the server has had. I loved it.

[Psyborg]

Does no one have a recording?

[Trzzle]

So I can just train the entire population of ToV and then continue to compete for dragons? Paging Dr Merkk.

[Ripqozko]

So I can just train the entire population of ToV and then continue to compete for dragons? Paging Dr Merkk.

The new meta

[Mblake81]

So I can just train the entire population of ToV and then continue to compete for dragons?

Might get tossed in the lava trying to be funny like Lavittz, Time/Place/Circumstances/Personality...(if you have to ask its probably going to suck)

The real question is would Willfight make a cool thread about it?

[Hideousclaw]

The new meta

THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA IS UPON US.

But really, as funny as it was probably to watch, i feel bad for Lavittz. Im sure he feels like a grade-a jerk now and Im sure it was an accident. I wiped us on Nexona twice because I was poorly piloting a cleric and I felt like a big a-hole for it. Still one of my most embarrassing and just shitty feelings I've gotten on P99. Cost AG a lot of time and just all around sucked.

Sorry Lavittz, hope this doesn't weigh on ya too much for too long.

[dennardscott86]

Might get tossed in the lava trying to be funny like Lavittz, Time/Place/Circumstances/Personality...(if you have to ask its probably going to suck)

The real question is would Willfight make a cool thread about it?

I felt if anyone else would have started this thread it would be taken as a insult and I only want to exploit the funny side to this. Bg knows my Reputation with trains so its funny being on the other side.

[Hideousclaw]

One time on live I trained all of Velks. I was by the ice wall, got agro from the sentries on the other side. They came stomping thru the castle. Wrecked upper dogs group. Wrecked CE group. I ran to zoneline and that about the time my buddy came back and took back over his toon (I was at his house sitting in while he took a break). I didn't zone out, and about 20sec after he sat down he got summoned to some random spot and got wrecked.

One of my fondest live moment. Getting 2 RL friends gibbed in velks by training entire zone. Gooood times

[Mblake81]

I felt if anyone else would have started this thread it would be taken as a insult and I only want to exploit the funny side to this. Bg knows my Reputation with trains so its funny being on the other side.

We were all having a good time last night.

"Ere com de ot steppah" -Toxigen

[snflanigan]

Once on live my guild was about to attempt Vulak when it was a ring event. There was about 90 or so of us at the raid. Our guild leader accidentally started the ring event when we were behind the ring line and insta DT'd the entire raid. Was the funniest shit I had ever seen. He was mortified.

[Not_Mikeo]

https://i.imgur.com/mtRF7wY.gif

[feniin]

THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA IS UPON US.

But really, as funny as it was probably to watch, i feel bad for Lavittz. Im sure he feels like a grade-a jerk now and Im sure it was an accident. I wiped us on Nexona twice because I was poorly piloting a cleric and I felt like a big a-hole for it. Still one of my most embarrassing and just shitty feelings I've gotten on P99. Cost AG a lot of time and just all around sucked.

Sorry Lavittz, hope this doesn't weigh on ya too much for too long.

I don't think, especially now, that anyone is actually mad at Lavittz for it. It gave us two memorable moments (train itself and the amazing conga line) and a decent peace agreement to prevent more chaos for the rest of the quake.

[whyyoukickmydog]

Good gif, 5 stars

[Tenderizer]

thats funny right there

[imsorryGMs]

Fraps pls

[Worry]

I'm so disappointed there STILL isn't a video of it yet.

[Hideousclaw]

I'm so disappointed there STILL isn't a video of it yet.

[Convict]

nice jurassic world gifs captures the moment nicely

[Maelstrom]

"eatting"

[k9quaint]

I'm so disappointed there STILL isn't a video of it yet.

[Jauna]

Note to self, it is ok to train people if its funny

[shuklak]

Note to self, it is ok to train people if its funny

https://i.gifer.com/5jKF.gif

[kjs86z]

We were all having a good time last night.

"Ere com de ot steppah" -Toxigen

murderah

[Cecily]

My first raid with TMO was in VP. I was eager to make a name for myself in my new guild and was sooo happy I got #1 DPS on Xygoz. Druushk was next and not long into the fight I lost control of my character. I giggled in horror as I watched Cecily stalk and murder one TMO cleric after another. Quickfingers told me I was 100% responsible for killing our entire raid force and I don’t think I’ve been more proud of anything I’ve done on P99, besides ending Chardok AoE.

You killed 300 people. I hope you’re proud of yourself, because I’m proud of you.

[Xulia]

The best guild leaders inspire you to aim for greatness.

The bar's been set high.

[rezzie]

https://i.imgur.com/p5lkF0A.png

[Syche]

Floppedum just standing around, as usual :D

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/9w6m5UJ.gif

https://i.imgur.com/sExCQAc.gif

Holy shit imagine if there was an everquest movie that looked like this lol

[aaezil]

Just imagine an everquest movie i can see it now its a picture of a wall in ToV for 15 hours then theres a 1 min 30 sec boss fight then the credits roll

[Jibartik]

Just imagine an everquest movie i can see it now its a picture of a wall in ToV for 15 hours then theres a 1 min 30 sec boss fight then the credits roll

the movie is just looking at a wall, but the story is told through all the voices in discord lol

a movie for both the blind, and the sighted (so long as the sighted are sicko everquest players).

[dennardscott86]

I always wondered how Feign Death would work girl, Imagine all those monks at Aary pit steps flopping and then shitting themselves repeatedly for accurate death looks Lolol

[DromalPhrenia]

Just imagine an everquest movie i can see it now its a picture of a wall in ToV for 15 hours then theres a 1 min 30 sec boss fight then the credits roll

the best movie would probably just be a long, shitty CR. not nearly as much of a problem in modern p99 but i'm sure people will get to relive the glory on green

[Synthlol]

I don't think, especially now, that anyone is actually mad at Lavittz for it. It gave us two memorable moments (train itself and the amazing conga line) and a decent peace agreement to prevent more chaos for the rest of the quake.

I think this guy is.

https://i.imgur.com/aFaxgqS.png

[reznor_]

https://i.imgur.com/VdZxtLR.gif

[Bazia]

"Lavitz" based and dragoonpilled

[feniin]

Elzhi is a tryhard neckbeard. Can't just laugh at the absurdity of it all.

[Mblake81]

https://i.imgur.com/LC9u9LE.png

[Convict]

Elzhi is a tryhard neckbeard. Can't just laugh at the absurdity of it all.

lol funny cuz true. "AG was killing targets" lol who cares man relax

[Fifield]

https://i.imgur.com/LC9u9LE.png

lol

[Pootle]

https://i.imgur.com/LC9u9LE.png

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[kjs86z]

I think this guy is.

https://i.imgur.com/aFaxgqS.png


Evidently he's also perfected the art of degreasing his pizzas.

https://youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

[deezy]

I'm so disappointed there STILL isn't a video of it yet.

[Hotel]

ok

here's the video of lavittz being an asshole from the quake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2A7XklT45w&feature=youtu.be

[Mblake81]

https://i.imgur.com/AH9pQiv.gif

https://i.imgur.com/V5wMwr4.jpg

[tylercanuck]

I think you need to take a step back from P99 for a few days.

[Mblake81]

I think you need to take a step back from P99 for a few days.

I think you should go suck a lemon.

[Nuggie]

300 people there and no video? Liars. Y'all are holding back building the suspense. I see you ploy!

[Xulia]

ok

here's the video of lavittz being an asshole from the quake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2A7XklT45w&feature=youtu.be

"Trying to flop him on us"

You are standing on top of Zlandi for 30 seconds within spitting distance of the zone line.

[mattydef]

I trained Anon, Venerate and FoH in tov back in the day which turned into about a 150 man massacre. Sounds like Lav doubled that...impressive.

[Bellringer]

ok

here's the video of lavittz being an asshole from the quake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2A7XklT45w&feature=youtu.be

https://imgur.com/4qtH2Cj.gif

[rezzie]

300 people there and no video? Liars. Y'all are holding back building the suspense. I see you ploy!

Here you go: https://youtu.be/vHbV0crmh3Y

[Bellringer]

Here you go: https://youtu.be/vHbV0crmh3Y

https://imgur.com/7dn74Nj.gif

[NegaStoat]

Here you go: https://youtu.be/vHbV0crmh3Y

The dude on the discord saying "Fuckin' Lavitz" had the same tone in his voice that a person reaches when they discover the toilet paper is gone after the fact. Thanks for sharing.

[Xulia]

Here you go: https://youtu.be/vHbV0crmh3Y

Let the bodies hit the floor.

[Baylan295]

Here you go: https://youtu.be/vHbV0crmh3Y

The sound of glee about that Feshlak FTE from a /q'd monk makes me sad.

The best part was in our coms when someone said it out loud Raszis responded saying "what do you mean, who FTE'd Fesh?" and got told "You did" and then there was a heavy sigh.

The Great Quake Train of July 2019 will live forever in our memories.

[Nuggie]

The dude on the discord saying "Fuckin' Lavitz" had the same tone in his voice that a person reaches when they discover the toilet paper is gone after the fact. Thanks for sharing.

Heh. +1 for you

[remen]

Wow from that video he clearly was intentionally training. He pauses when he first gets in aary pit and then runs up the stairs and turns around to see the whole train still coming. He is a MONK, so he either doesn't know about feign death at level 60 (possible), or he ran 10+ avoidable mobs down 3 different hallways to train everyone on purpose.

How does this not result in a ban!?

[Xulia]

How does this not result in a ban!?

Because comedy.

[feniin]

The pause was "oh shit..." when he put together the implications of the train. I don't think it was intentional at all.

[Zekayy]

so the message here is its okay to train people?

[Bellringer]

I don't think it was intentional at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2A7XklT45w&feature=youtu.be

https://i.imgur.com/naNEzNm.gif

[Mblake81]

so the message here is its okay to train people?

Only for brain dead idiots.

[Xulia]

so the message here is its okay to train people?

Lovely glass house you're in with that <Aftermath> tag.

[Mblake81]

Anyone else get the impression that he doesn't get it and is looking for approval to be a massive cunt?

The next thing you see is that guy training every zone and saying "But you guys laughed at Lavitz wtf!" Then a thread started about why hes innocent and please unban.

I think this because this is like the second or third time this has been asked. Slow Drip

[Kazik]

Lovely glass house you're in with that <Aftermath> tag.

How does this comment even begin to make sense?

[Madbad]

"Fucking Lavittz"

[Xulia]

How does this comment even begin to make sense?

Oh I don't know maybe it's because things like this (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=328280)aren't that uncommon.

[Hotel]

Oh I don't know maybe it's because things like this (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=328280)aren't that uncommon.

hey, remember that time bg deleted 2 green scales

[Gatordash]

Oh I don't know maybe it's because things like this (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=328280)aren't that uncommon.

Are you advocating that Blood Guard should also be suspended since they did the same thing that AM got suspended for? Interesting. Can't say I disagree with you.

[Jayzeus]

The dude on the discord saying "Fuckin' Lavitz" had the same tone in his voice that a person reaches when they discover the toilet paper is gone after the fact.

An amazingly apt description.

[Mblake81]

Are you advocating that Blood Guard should also be suspended since they did the same thing that AM got suspended for? Interesting. Can't say I disagree with you.

https://i.imgur.com/vHoa6U9.gif

[Xulia]

hey, remember that time bg deleted 2 green scales

I do, mistakes happen and we moved on. There will be more scales, so no sense in being salty. Tell me, at which point did I argue that <BG> has never messed up? All I did was say if you’re going to whine this much about getting trained, maybe reflect a bit because you guys have done the same thing.

Also your tracker engaging on FTE and training are two different things - nice try though.

[Xulia]

Are you advocating that Blood Guard should also be suspended since they did the same thing that AM got suspended for? Interesting. Can't say I disagree with you.

If that’s what the GMs decide - so be it. It’s their game. I can’t speak for all of BG, but if I mess up and break the rules, I don’t see a problem with having to deal with the consequences of your actions like an adult.

However, it’s worth noting a key difference in the decision to suspend being that AM trained intentionally whereas there’s no intent here, only speculation.

[Vallaen]

Aary just died and everything else was up it makes no sense for Lavittz to be running through the way by himself.

I dont care the outcome but trying to say that there wasn't intent is dumb.

[Mblake81]

Angry nerds, glasses fogged by the heat of their fury, pocket protectors thrown to the floor.

Ready to brawl.

[Xulia]

Angry nerds, glasses fogged by the heat of their fury, pocket protectors thrown to the floor.

Ready to brawl.

God damn that is hot. My graded collection of Magic: The Gathering Alpha set is gathering condensation as we speak, m'lady.

[rezzie]

Oh I don't know maybe it's because things like this (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=328280)aren't that uncommon.

You're kidding right? The suspension was Aftermath's first since December 2017.

Let's see other suspensions in that time:
Aftermath: 1
Azure Guard: 1
Awakened: 4
Core: 5

Funny that most of the ex-Awakened and ex-Core ended up in Riot.

[Xulia]

You're kidding right? The suspension was Aftermath's first since December 2017.


If you're going to throw around questions like "So I guess training is fine now, huh?" then I can't kid, unfortunately.

These questions lead to people taking what seems to be a comedic mistake and using it to justify acts of outright maliciousness.

[Kazik]

However, it’s worth noting a key difference in the decision to suspend being that AM trained intentionally whereas there’s no intent here, only speculation.

In order to train those mobs by mistake you'd have to be both a clueless player and a truly awful MNK.

So I agree, there's a damned good chance it was a mistake.

[Xulia]

In order to train those mobs by mistake you'd have to be both a clueless player and a truly awful MNK.

You'd have to be clueless and awful at your class to fuck up a Ring War, too.

Opinions are neat because everyone can have them!

[DromalPhrenia]

I don't think Blood Guard should eat a ban just because of Lavittz, but I do think Lavittz should be banned, or at least banned from ToV.

[Bbeta]

i know people go got 30 day suspensions for taking the wyverns out and only killing maybe 1 or two monks. this is the same but the amount of deaths and wasted time is ten fold

[Mblake81]

this is the same but the amount of deaths and wasted time is ten fold

Fortune favors the bold.

Time/Place/Circumstances/Personality

He got laughs and a cool thread (that wasn't done by his guildmates looking to stroke each others cocks) Wasn't surrounded by a bunch of elf lawyers queefing over every little thing either.

[feniin]

Aftermath so salty for no reason. Laugh it off. It was a hilarious mess of a train. Trying to get someone punished when nothing of value was lost is just the most pathetic thing imaginable. It's a game. Lighten up. We all endured the same 1 hour corpse run (not to mention the 4-5x times Aftermath trained the recovery effort).

[matticas]

Evidently he's also perfected the art of degreasing his pizzas.

https://youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

I think it's frustrating given how much time Lavittz spends freaking out over AM. It's funny...this thread is fantastic...but it makes sense people would be annoyed over it too.

If the tables were turned and this happened to Lavittz/BG, he'd be shitting out his ears.

[Endonde]

I think it's frustrating given how much time Lavittz spends freaking out over AM. It's funny...this thread is fantastic...but it makes sense people would be annoyed over it too.

If the tables were turned and this happened to Lavittz/BG, he'd be shitting out his ears.

The guy owned up to his mistakes, and tried to make it right so we should respect that at least. I mean I still see players from top guilds who should definitely know better by now train those wyverns out on a weekly basis, so I'm not sure it's fair to throw the book at a guild who rarely competes in ToV for something even the best guilds do, even though he did it in truly spectacular fashion.

Also I think AM's relationship with Lavittz would probably be different if you didn't treat him and his guild as second class citizens all the time.

It's just a game shit respawns every week it will all be ok.

[Bellringer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2A7XklT45w&feature=youtu.be

https://i.imgur.com/3BkDuyh.gif

[Prostatus]

Riot paid them to stall that Zlandi because Aary had just poped in ToV and they needed more time to clear trash mobs. Was a fun night

[GinnasP99]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ZqK5c7oJE