Wtf why can’t I RMT?

[Ceion]

Listen man, to whoever runs this crap. I don’t post on this. Crap, or play much. But I got a rant shit. Since I don’t play much, I wNt to be able to Buy shut, otherwise gimp ass little craps will complain about my dps. I got money, and I want to spent it on shit like fungi etc.

Why the hell cant I pay a scrub or to go and get an item for me? Your are RPing a quest giver irl. I have the plat so why the he’ll cant I hire a servant to get me shit.

Learn to Roleplay man

[Teako]

This is your brain on drugs.

[Nuggie]

Your forum account was made in 2014 and you are unaware of the possibility of the project getting shut down if RMT is openly allowed? Wow.

[Izmael]

RMT makes the game pointless because the sole point of this game is to acquire pixels through sweat and tears.

[Jimjam]

Pay me £20 and I'll tell you I created an account, got 14 toons to 60 BiS and completed the game so you don't have to play any part of it.

Same result as RMT but fewer steps (I.e at the end of the day not having access to a geared character).

Hell, you don't even need to pay me.

Bro, I got you 14 BIS toons, now you don't need to bore yourself playing this dumb game.

[derpcake2]

I created an account, got 14 toons to 60 BiS and completed the game

gg ez

[Mblake81]

RMT makes the game pointless because the sole point of this game is to acquire pixels through sweat and tears.

https://i.imgur.com/m9hHpQj.gif

[DromalPhrenia]

https://i.imgur.com/m9hHpQj.gif

this is me bidding on loot and warning everyone not to outbid me

[Mblake81]

this is me bidding on loot and warning everyone not to outbid me

Big dick it and drop 1k first bid. Crush their confidence and their will to fight.

[Thulghor]

Obvious troll is obvious. Yawn. Would be more amusing if warnings against RMT were not in the EULA, the Getting Started guide, or a ton of other P1999 related stuff. Actually, still kinda amusing.

Poop in socks while never logging off of a camp...ever for any reason like the rest of us. Family? Fuck that. Friends? Just trying to muscle in on your camp. Work? Quit your job. Vacation? Ain't no one got time for that.
Hygiene? Who's Jean and why would I want to say hi to her?

Pixels > All

[GinnasP99]

Sorry I. couldn't understand, you're ; post

[Valakut]

You gotta use monero like the other hardened internet criminals.

[Kaight]

the GMs are saving you from yourself. you'll thank them one day.

[DromalPhrenia]

because daybreak would want the server shut down if there was money involved in p99?

[Ravager]

Trollbait thread. I like it.

[Necabo]

RMT makes the game pointless because the sole point of this game is to acquire pixels through sweat and tears.

Mostly tears.