3 really good reasons to not make a PvP server

[Cancerface]

1: The EQ PVP Community is utter dogshit If you think catering to PvE players is a pain in the ass wait until you get a taste of the festering shitstains that call themselves people start to suck your bandwidth tit. EQ PVP players are just fucked up people, who will hack, exploit and complain the entire time they play on your server, all the while donating nothing. Not only will this virus of a community eventually cannibalize themselves by shitting on all of the hard work that gets put into said server, new players will be griefed the fuck off the server faster than Gnar can slam a syringe in his ass and throw up 325 with his tiny hands.


2: Kringe is going to play on your server This narcissistic hill billy will waste ungodly hours trying to find ways to destroy the server to compensate for his low intelligence quotient and god awful real life. He is known to black male server staff and also known for DNS hacks and distributing godly MQ builds to everyone.

3: The last thing these fucking retards need is a server to enable them I'm seriously sick of fitting the bill for their unemployment checks and government subsidized housing. It's bad enough that hardworking people like me have to pay for 90% of the state of Louisiana to sit on their porches and drink malt liquor, let's not add a twenty career virgin's to our deficit either.

I've played EQ PvP since 99' and spent quite a bit of time on VZTZ. Trust me on this one and scrap this shit before you have the same regrets everyone else had who tried to make an enjoyable EQ PVP experience.

[Prince]

but how well is kringe known to the white males?

[wehrmacht]

1: The EQ PVP Community is utter dogshit

It's mostly just the people that post on the message board. The normal people just play and don't post. Who has the most posts of any SZ player? Sam Deathwalker. No matter how retarded they are, it would be a hard sell to try and claim the majority of people are represented by Sam.


If you think catering to PvE players is a pain in the ass


Then you underestimate EQ PvE servers. The number of "random moron ______ trained and ninja looted" threads on this board is even higher than PvP ones.

With the setup I talk about in this post, you don't even need GM intervention or rules on the server so it would actually be far less effort than P1999 blue:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=31288



new players will be griefed the fuck off the server faster than Gnar can slam a syringe in his ass and throw up 325 with his tiny hands.

Which is why any EQ emu PvP server has to be team based if it wants to have a successful population.


2: Kringe is going to play on your server This narcissistic hill billy will waste ungodly hours trying to find ways to destroy the server to compensate for his low intelligence quotient and god awful real life. He is known to black male server staff and also known for DNS hacks and distributing godly MQ builds to everyone.

Same stuff already happened to P1999 blue with dos attacks, etc.


Trust me on this one and scrap this shit before you have the same regrets everyone else had who tried to make an enjoyable EQ PVP experience.

The past incarnations of EQ Emu PvP servers sucked because the rule sets, resists, basically everything catered to what Heresy wanted. I don't have anything against people like Rexx but Rexx and people in his guild broke server rules so many times without ever getting perma banned that the entire rule system was a joke and was basically just a system of selective enforcement.

There's really no need to have server rules in the first place on a PvP server. I talked about how to solve those issues in that link:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=31288

[Tiggles]

1: The EQ PVP Community is utter dogshit If you think catering to PvE players is a pain in the ass wait until you get a taste of the festering shitstains that call themselves people start to suck your bandwidth tit. EQ PVP players are just fucked up people, who will hack, exploit and complain the entire time they play on your server, all the while donating nothing. Not only will this virus of a community eventually cannibalize themselves by shitting on all of the hard work that gets put into said server, new players will be griefed the fuck off the server faster than Gnar can slam a syringe in his ass and throw up 325 with his tiny hands.

This


2: Kringe is going to play on your server This narcissistic hill billy will waste ungodly hours trying to find ways to destroy the server to compensate for his low intelligence quotient and god awful real life. He is known to black male server staff and also known for DNS hacks and distributing godly MQ builds to everyone.

3: The last thing these fucking retards need is a server to enable them I'm seriously sick of fitting the bill for their unemployment checks and government subsidized housing. It's bad enough that hardworking people like me have to pay for 90% of the state of Louisiana to sit on their porches and drink malt liquor, let's not add a twenty career virgin's to our deficit either.

I've played EQ PvP since 99' and spent quite a bit of time on VZTZ. Trust me on this one and scrap this shit before you have the same regrets everyone else had who tried to make an enjoyable EQ PVP experience.

[Basso]

For every one idiot spammer from our community on this forum, there's like 20 of us patiently waiting for word of a server. Don't judge us based on what a select few fuckwits do on this forum.

[Prince]

It's mostly just the people that post on the message board.


lololo @ unintentional irony

[Prince]

also wehrmacht you are literally one of the most perma-butthurt people i've ever seen on the internet. you got griefed in everquest by heresy like two years ago, get over it and stop acting like benny rz (who literally just copies and pastes the same images/word vomit in every post he makes).

[wehrmacht]

also wehrmacht you are literally one of the most perma-butthurt people i've ever seen on the internet. you got griefed in everquest by heresy like two years ago, get over it and stop acting like benny rz (who literally just copies and pastes the same images/word vomit in every post he makes).

BennyRZ is my favorite poster.

Also, I've never lost a 1vs1 to a Heresy before and when I was in Salty's zerg guild of incompetent players, our win rate was around 50% in guild vs guild against Heresy. 40% if you want to lowball. So you're gonna need some new form of propaganda.

[Rilkean]

Wehrmacht shut the fuck up

[wehrmacht]

Wehrmacht shut the fuck up

Rilkean there are grown men speaking in this thread. You're gonna need to sit down and knit a sweater or something.

[Rilkean]

Rilkean there are grown men speaking in this thread. You're gonna need to sit down and knit a sweater or something.

Nobody reads a fucking thing you say or cares about it, you should seriously take my advice and just shut the fuck up

[wehrmacht]

Nobody reads a fucking thing you say or cares about it, you should seriously take my advice and just shut the fuck up

I already told you that's not my baby

[Prince]

BennyRZ is my favorite poster.

Also, I've never lost a 1vs1 to a Heresy before and when I was in Salty's zerg guild of incompetent players, our win rate was around 50% in guild vs guild against Heresy. 40% if you want to lowball. So you're gonna need some new form of propaganda.

dude heresy doesn't even exist anymore no one gives a shit

[Secrets]

I 1v1'd everyone on VZTZ and won, including the GMs.

[naez]

u nvr fited my main

[Prince]

Okanogan County, WA

Borders Canada and is a site for a massive concentration camp capable of holding hundreds of thousands of people for slave labor. This is probably one of the locations that will be used to hold hard core patriots who will be held captive for the rest of their lives.

[Macken]

Also, I've never lost a 1vs1 to a Heresy before .

Well i guess technically it wasn't a 1 vs 1. It was a 1 vs. 2- me vs. you and your druid friend or box at raster box 2.0.

I was doing like i did at the beginning of every box, camping manastone and i ran everyone out except you because you two were green. After a while you turned even, i went from Evil eye to Raster and rooted you. You asked me not to kill you, but you know i didn't reply. Your friend healed you but then went and suicided on mobs. I came back and finished you off.

Maybe thats why you hate root.

[Smedy]

Fail troll is fail, random bluebie re-register as a famous vztz persona and trash the red99 idea.

The irony if it was real woulda been funny tho, seeing as cancerface is one of the few on the vztz community that fits that "trash" category he is speaking about.

Red99 happening pals

[Smedy]

BennyRZ is my favorite poster.

Also, I've never lost a 1vs1 to a Heresy before and when I was in Salty's zerg guild of incompetent players, our win rate was around 50% in guild vs guild against Heresy. 40% if you want to lowball. So you're gonna need some new form of propaganda.

Dude you played for such a short while, you talk a bit talk, but you clearly didn't walk the big walk on vztz. GM Confirmed and sanctioned that you facepalmed hard on that server and ended up quitting cause you couldn't compete.

Stop bringing heresy up, they won, you lost, simple as that. Give it another go on RED99 and lets see what happens.

[Smedy]

BIT = BIG fuck no edit failure + just woke up

[mimixownzall]

Nobody reads a fucking thing you say or cares about it, you should seriously take my advice and just shut the fuck up

Says the person who has responded twice to said person no one cares about or reads.

[Titanuk]

also wehrmacht you are literally one of the most perma-butthurt people i've ever seen on the internet. you got griefed in everquest by heresy like two years ago, get over it and stop acting like benny rz (who literally just copies and pastes the same images/word vomit in every post he makes).

http://i51.tinypic.com/302rp11.jpg

[Titanuk]

Dude you played for such a short while, you talk a bit talk, but you clearly didn't walk the big walk on vztz. GM Confirmed and sanctioned that you facepalmed hard on that server and ended up quitting cause you couldn't compete.

Stop bringing heresy up, they won, you lost, simple as that. Give it another go on RED99 and lets see what happens.

lets do this/handpicked> heresy

[Titanuk]

/the dream team >

[Misto]

Nobody reads a fucking thing you say or cares about it, you should seriously take my advice and just shut the fuck up

lol why u so mad bro? didnt get a purple pixel?

[wehrmacht]

Fail troll is fail, random bluebie re-register as a famous vztz persona and trash the red99 idea.

No, that's real Rodney/Cancerface. I can easily spot a Vigg or Rodney post from a mile away.


Dude you played for such a short while, you talk a bit talk, but you clearly didn't walk the big walk on vztz. GM Confirmed and sanctioned that you facepalmed hard on that server and ended up quitting cause you couldn't compete.

Stop bringing heresy up, they won, you lost, simple as that. Give it another go on RED99 and lets see what happens.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5521/rexx.jpg

[mitic]

1: The EQ PVP Community is utter dogshit If you think catering to PvE players is a pain in the ass wait until you get a taste of the festering shitstains that call themselves people start to suck your bandwidth tit. EQ PVP players are just fucked up people, who will hack, exploit and complain the entire time they play on your server, all the while donating nothing. Not only will this virus of a community eventually cannibalize themselves by shitting on all of the hard work that gets put into said server, new players will be griefed the fuck off the server faster than Gnar can slam a syringe in his ass and throw up 325 with his tiny hands.


2: Kringe is going to play on your server This narcissistic hill billy will waste ungodly hours trying to find ways to destroy the server to compensate for his low intelligence quotient and god awful real life. He is known to black male server staff and also known for DNS hacks and distributing godly MQ builds to everyone.

3: The last thing these fucking retards need is a server to enable them I'm seriously sick of fitting the bill for their unemployment checks and government subsidized housing. It's bad enough that hardworking people like me have to pay for 90% of the state of Louisiana to sit on their porches and drink malt liquor, let's not add a twenty career virgin's to our deficit either.

I've played EQ PvP since 99' and spent quite a bit of time on VZTZ. Trust me on this one and scrap this shit before you have the same regrets everyone else had who tried to make an enjoyable EQ PVP experience.

said by Cancerface, the most infamous mq-user and bigmouth ever seen in norrath

[mitic]

seeing tags like "eq pvp unbalanced" makes me laugh. everyone starting on a pvp server can freely choose to play an OP or totaly shit class.

some people like it hard (more rewarding), some like it easy (sucks, for me at least)...and thats why eq pvp is still the best gaming experiecence out there

unbalanced = win

[Orc Pawn]

2: Kringe is going to play on your server This narcissistic hill billy will waste ungodly hours trying to find ways to destroy the server to compensate for his low intelligence quotient and god awful real life. He is known to black male server staff and also known for DNS hacks and distributing godly MQ builds to everyone.

Best part of this thread.

[Dantes]

Wow somebody is a control freak. If they want pvp, let em play. Who gives a rat's ass. You don't have to participate.

[TallyDawg]

If you're a pve'er, why do you care if there is a pvp server? Let the pvpers have their server if it comes about. Why all the angst and animosity towards them? I am not a pvper, but I would not mind generating a toon on it, if/when it happens, to just let loose every now and then. I am sure most people would probably do the same. And the pvpers who would depart pronably would occassionally hop back onto this server from time to time as well. JMHO though.

[Knuckle]

No, that's real Rodney/Cancerface. I can easily spot a Vigg or Rodney post from a mile away.




http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5521/rexx.jpg

lol still nutriding? your so proud, how about you swig a pint of hard liqour and a few beers then 1v1 me.

[Daldolma]

I'm cool with a PvP server -- I'd probably even play on it. But I swear if you ever say the word 'bluebie', 'pixels', or 'basketball' in my presence, you're getting griefed. Shit is beyond annoying.

[Ihealyou]

I think the pvp people can be funny, tbh. All the bluebies need to stop getting mad over red pixel basketball

[Vendar]

seeing tags like "eq pvp unbalanced" makes me laugh. everyone starting on a pvp server can freely choose to play an OP or totaly shit class.

some people like it hard (more rewarding), some like it easy (sucks, for me at least)...and thats why eq pvp is still the best gaming experiecence out there

unbalanced = win

glad somebody said it^^

[Titanuk]

I'm cool with a PvP server -- I'd probably even play on it. But I swear if you ever say the word 'bluebie', 'pixels', or 'basketball' in my presence, you're getting griefed. Shit is beyond annoying.

cant wait to see you on the court

[Doors]

I want a red99 server badly but I think that a part of me just misses the old days.

Red99 would be fun for awhile but it wouldn't be what EQ PVP used to be on live and eventually virgins would end up ruining it and pissing off the staff of red99 with use of MQ, showEQ, zone crashing, etc.

Still if it did go up I'd play there again.

[Slathar]

will training be legal? only way for true pvp to happen is to have trains legal.

[Salty]

You better play on red99 cancerface

[Salty]

I 1v1'd everyone on VZTZ and won, including the GMs.

You pvp'd vile's server pretty good.

Too bad it's corpse poofed.

[maegi]

Nothing against PvP servers, if there was a way to regulate the people that have to cheat to compete on one. I'm just tired of people acting like they are "hard" or gangsta because they played on a red server before. Big fucking deal. Have a goddamned cookie. You aren't better than anyone else for playing on one... A lot of people on p99 played on VZ or Rallos on live or SZ whatever the fuck they all were, who fucking cares? It was over a decade ago. That's like some sad jock at the strip club reliving his high school football glory days as a quarterback...YAWN. STFU already

[Bruno]

Nothing against PvP servers, if there was a way to regulate the people that have to cheat to compete on one. I'm just tired of people acting like they are "hard" or gangsta because they played on a red server before. Big fucking deal. Have a goddamned cookie. You aren't better than anyone else for playing on one... A lot of people on p99 played on VZ or Rallos on live or SZ whatever the fuck they all were, who fucking cares? It was over a decade ago. That's like some sad jock at the strip club reliving his high school football glory days as a quarterback...YAWN. STFU already

They stroke their Epeens on here because people like you show them you care. Their insecurities need to feed off of others. People need to stop caring so much. You're letting 10 people out of the almost 7 billion people in the world get to you.

[Macken]

They stroke their Epeens on here because people like you show them you care. Their insecurities need to feed off of others. People need to stop caring so much. You're letting 10 people out of the almost 7 billion people in the world get to you.


I believe they are just excited about the many wonders of everquest pvp and want to share it with us. They want to broaden our horizons and show us another facet of what we already enjoy. Show us how to actually fight over our dragons instead of by some archaic rules. Show us what it's like to run into battle against 40 other players with loot on the line.

[Ennoia]

Nothing against PvP servers, if there was a way to regulate the people that have to cheat to compete on one. I'm just tired of people acting like they are "hard" or gangsta because they played on a red server before. Big fucking deal. Have a goddamned cookie. You aren't better than anyone else for playing on one... A lot of people on p99 played on VZ or Rallos on live or SZ whatever the fuck they all were, who fucking cares? It was over a decade ago. That's like some sad jock at the strip club reliving his high school football glory days as a quarterback...YAWN. STFU already

^^

[Smedy]

That wasn't me dumbfuck

[Xantille]

so much swede racism itt

[Dongshow]

That wasn't me dumbfuck

Pretty sure it was you dog.

Wasn't your name fucking Smedy on Box 2.0? An SK?

[Smedy]

You mean the time Arrows found you blue fags hiding from the pvp out on the ocean on one of the big ice flakes trying to get pixels without pvping and called the loc in vent?

I dno, i was never alone in iceclad. Also if you even knew anything about how tracking worked on vztz, you'd know that no one can find lodizal if people is dragging him around. I tried tracking on my druid, lodizal was almost always on track, but always bugged.

[Dongshow]

You mean the time Arrows found you blue fags hiding from the pvp out on the ocean on one of the big ice flakes trying to get pixels without pvping and called the loc in vent?

I dno, i was never alone in iceclad. Also if you even knew anything about how tracking worked on vztz, you'd know that no one can find lodizal if people is dragging him around. I tried tracking on my druid, lodizal was almost always on track, but always bugged.

No, you and several swedenigs were in zone attempting to kill my turtle friend from me, but none of you were rangers/druids/bards.

Your whistle is dirty as fuk swedy pal.

[Macken]

As in ancient times, his father before him, Smedy treks to the tops of the Kebnekaise. There he drills down into the ancient ice, made of crystal clear water trapped long ago upon that mountain of yore, pure and light as a dew drop on a flower still clinging to winter's chill.

And it still won't take off the grime on that whistle!

[EkireiTheNecro]

This is going to be a **REAL** server pals.

You won't be chain-Whirling Innoruuk and CT etc. You're actually gonna have REAL raids.

Gonna be funny when the "bluebies" gear up and own you "reds" because you can't even kill Naggy with a 70-man raid of lvl 52s.

[Macken]

^^^^

That's what i'm talkin 'bout

Redsrded99

[EkireiTheNecro]

I'm cool with a PvP server -- I'd probably even play on it. But I swear if you ever say the word 'bluebie', 'pixels', or 'basketball' in my presence, you're getting griefed. Shit is beyond annoying.

During my time on VZTZ, the words "pixels" and "bluebies" were extremely common.


This was before Salty invented the sport we now call "Basketball", so I cannot speak to that.

[EkireiTheNecro]

No, you and several swedenigs were in zone attempting to kill my turtle friend from me, but none of you were rangers/druids/bards.

Your whistle is dirty as fuk swedy pal.

Pal they never used MQ2 or any hacks, just ask them.

Get your facts straight.

[EkireiTheNecro]

will training be legal? only way for true pvp to happen is to have trains legal.

God you're such a loser on P99. I **REALLY** hope you play Red99 so I can corpse camp your bitch ass.

[EkireiTheNecro]

Nothing against PvP servers, if there was a way to regulate the people that have to cheat to compete on one. I'm just tired of people acting like they are "hard" or gangsta because they played on a red server before. Big fucking deal. Have a goddamned cookie. You aren't better than anyone else for playing on one... A lot of people on p99 played on VZ or Rallos on live or SZ whatever the fuck they all were, who fucking cares? It was over a decade ago. That's like some sad jock at the strip club reliving his high school football glory days as a quarterback...YAWN. STFU already

Actually it's quite a bit worse.

At least the 25 year old former HS Quarterback's accomplishments were in real life.

[wehrmacht]

Gonna be funny when the "bluebies" gear up and own you "reds" because you can't even kill Naggy with a 70-man raid of lvl 52s.

I'm sorry but Heresy will easily be able to kill Nagafen with their 70 man raid.

[EkireiTheNecro]

I'm sorry but Heresy will easily be able to kill Nagafen with their 70 man raid....with the aid of Macroquest2 and additional exploits

[EkireiTheNecro]

^

Which gives me an idea....the Red99ers should Beta test P99 Velious. They have a knack for discovering exploits.

Just make sure a GM watches them because they won't voluntarily report.

[Macken]

We are gonna so pwn those red guys.

Redrded99

[Macken]

I'm sorry but Heresy will easily be able to kill Nagafen with their 70 man raid.

Not that I'm taking sides, cause everyone knows I can't stand Heresy, but I find it slightly ironic that anyone from fishbait would accuse anyone else of zerg.

Especially when you were desperate enough to try this:

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=280302&t=o (http://www.gifsoup.com/view/280302/basketball-catapult-idiot.html)

[Rushmore]

Salty didn't coin basketball happened.

[Cancerface]

I coined "Garage Box" on ventrilo then Vigg posted 100 times on the forums but i cant prove i was the one who coined it.

[EkireiTheNecro]

I coined "Garage Box" on ventrilo then Vigg posted 100 times on the forums but i cant prove i was the one who coined it.

That's alright, nobody cares anyways.

[Cancerface]

you probably care more than I do

[Ssleeve]

1: The EQ PVP Community is utter dogshit If you think catering to PvE players is a pain in the ass wait until you get a taste of the festering shitstains that call themselves people start to suck your bandwidth tit. EQ PVP players are just fucked up people, who will hack, exploit and complain the entire time they play on your server, all the while donating nothing. Not only will this virus of a community eventually cannibalize themselves by shitting on all of the hard work that gets put into said server, new players will be griefed the fuck off the server faster than Gnar can slam a syringe in his ass and throw up 325 with his tiny hands.


2: Kringe is going to play on your server This narcissistic hill billy will waste ungodly hours trying to find ways to destroy the server to compensate for his low intelligence quotient and god awful real life. He is known to black male server staff and also known for DNS hacks and distributing godly MQ builds to everyone.

3: The last thing these fucking retards need is a server to enable them I'm seriously sick of fitting the bill for their unemployment checks and government subsidized housing. It's bad enough that hardworking people like me have to pay for 90% of the state of Louisiana to sit on their porches and drink malt liquor, let's not add a twenty career virgin's to our deficit either.

I've played EQ PvP since 99' and spent quite a bit of time on VZTZ. Trust me on this one and scrap this shit before you have the same regrets everyone else had who tried to make an enjoyable EQ PVP experience.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11200000/MJ-funny-gifs-michael-jackson-11287160-250-188.gif

[Bkab]

new players will be griefed the fuck off the server faster than Gnar can slam a syringe in his ass and throw up 325 with his tiny hands.





lol'd so fucking hard. i miss being guilded with big cface. pgp 4 lyfe