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Jauna
05-12-2019, 03:33 AM
And it was not thanks to everquest. I did it so I would not miss too much time in city of heroes on the torch server.

I was an ice/storm corrupter on the Yin task force. It was the final mission where Clamor was inside the reactor and two ambushes come at you in that small tight bottleneck of a door.

The urge to piss came too strong when we entered the mission and the group already cleared out the monitor room and I knew I only had maybe a minute or two before they got to the hazmat prep room.

I whipped out one of those 17oz polant spring bottles and let loose almost 15 oz of alcoholic and juice urine.

The act of pissing in a bottle was weird, but at the same time came with that sweet release of pissing in a toilet and I followed that up by dropping a Freezing Rain and Ice Storm followed up by a Frost Breath on that tight little bottle neck of a door.

The near orgasmic spam of numbers that happened was matched by the slight fear when the piss foam touched my piss hole thinking its all over im 35 years old and about to ruin that plastic stain resistant mat under my chair.

And once all those Freakshow hit that sweetspot of being near death and watching the Corrupter's archtype ability kick in for spam Scourge double damage I thought...

nothing in everquest, live and p99 came close to this feeling of taking a bunch of jury rigged half cybernetics half ghetto matchwork cunts melting before me as ice, sleet and snow rained all around me.

Jauna
05-12-2019, 03:35 AM
Oh right. And for those of you who shit into socks I salute you. It took me 20 years plus getting fairly drunk to do what I did. I cant imagine actually taking an old sock to squat over and hope for the best and putting it into a box so you dont miss a trak kill for your alts. I tried once for sev but I puckered up and chickened out.

Daloon
05-12-2019, 04:06 AM
I remember buying City of Heroes back in the day and my GPU was so bad that I was getting 0.1 Frames per second, wasted like 40 bucks rip

Wallicker
05-12-2019, 11:52 PM
DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JAUNA??

Bardp1999
05-13-2019, 03:11 AM
Drugs

DinoTriz2
05-13-2019, 09:35 AM
I support this thread.

I haven't tried an ice/storm Corruptor yet.

Is good?

d3r14k
05-13-2019, 09:39 AM
its all over im 35 years old and about to ruin that plastic stain resistant mat under my chair.

Shed a tear of laughter here.

5 star thread for sure.

YendorLootmonkey
05-13-2019, 12:07 PM
slight fear when the piss foam touched my piss hole

That invoked a visual I didn't need.

DMN
05-13-2019, 12:11 PM
While you are checking off that bucket list, next up is pissing on an electric fence.

Morlocken
05-13-2019, 03:46 PM
Just get a bucket

DinoTriz2
05-13-2019, 03:48 PM
Just get a bucket

https://i.imgur.com/ocD9NgY.png

NegaStoat
05-13-2019, 04:11 PM
Relevant song for the OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk

Swish2
05-13-2019, 04:12 PM
lol

DinoTriz2
05-13-2019, 04:30 PM
I haven't tried an ice/storm Corruptor yet.

Is good?

Still waiting for my free review of ice/storm Corruptor....

Can you solo AVs?

Jauna
05-13-2019, 04:55 PM
While you are checking off that bucket list, next up is pissing on an electric fence.

Ever watch Mythbusters?

Jauna
05-13-2019, 04:57 PM
Still waiting for my free review of ice/storm Corruptor....

Can you solo AVs?

its good
no

PieOats
05-13-2019, 05:17 PM
Ever watch Mythbusters?

how do you kno FO SHO tho?

Jauna
05-13-2019, 05:43 PM
how do you kno FO SHO tho?

Because I am going to believe a group of people on TV who got together and made fake penises out of ballistic gel and straws rated from pencil to horse.

24kanthony
05-13-2019, 06:13 PM
Had to pee really bad while in a girlfriends car once, while we were around to many people and too far from a bathroom. Made her have me a empty water bottle, filled it, filled another water bottl then had to hold the rest in while I dumped one out the window and filled it back up.
She was impressed but not pleased with me.

Madbad
05-13-2019, 09:30 PM
The best part is throwing the piss jug on your neighbor's roof