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NachtMystium
05-12-2019, 01:06 AM
Dextromethorphan is often overlooked as a high school child's cheap, legal high.

EverQuest was created for DXM, if you're not dosing at least 500mg-1g and playing a High Elf Paladin only because the friend that introduced to the game told you to and you came to in GFay and were like "WTF is this fucking shit I like dis shit" and then the drugs start kicking in and then you're like "oh shit ***** i really DO be likin this shit FOR REAL"

Fast forward 10 years after you skipped class to play EverQuest, you're 32 years old.
Youre working at a local grocery chain, simple job. Your mother is still alive thank god, you've got a nice cushy gig.

You haven't thought about DXM in years until one of your co-workers put some TOOL on in the work truck and all of a sudden you got some fuckin North Ro flashbacks. That night you decide to down an 8oz bottle of robittusin minus the guaifenesin.

You're in the back room, "Your room", and you've got Tool's Lateralus playing in the background, you decide to make a Troll shaman because they are so ugly but so compelling at the same time, EverQuest has that real ***** draw.

Youre killing some major froglok tads when all of a sudden you get this huge rush of high school memories and realize where you are now...

You're back on the static prison that robbed you of your potential.

You're still here.

It's somewhat the same.

It's your childhood.

It's the void.

It's your mom's queefs at midnight.

It's drugs.

It's young scholars.

It's EverQuest.






Please, stop this EverQuest.

Madbad
05-12-2019, 01:20 AM
Do real drugs or get the fuck out

NachtMystium
05-12-2019, 01:27 AM
Do real drugs or get the fuck out

DXM is "real drugs", imbecile.
I've done LSD and Mushrooms, nothing compares to pure DXM in heavy dosages that I've gotten pure, but that's just me.

But this isn't about "real drugs" that's the absolute most ignorant reply. Your brain is yours, brain chemistry is mathematical. This is about EverQuest.

Rang
05-12-2019, 01:29 AM
This is real poetry.

Teppler
05-12-2019, 06:54 AM
Don’t chug cough syrup. Be a normal person and get some pot.

Ravager
05-12-2019, 08:39 AM
Spray paint in a bag for me.

DinoTriz2
05-12-2019, 10:23 AM
I love absolutely everything about this post.

TOOL ARMY RISE UP

Deso
05-12-2019, 01:13 PM
4th plateau or gtfo

Zoggren
05-12-2019, 04:19 PM
The next generation listened to Kottonmouth Kings, smoked meth, and played Call of Duty.

I Felt Nostalgic
05-12-2019, 06:05 PM
Fucking druggies...

Worry
05-12-2019, 06:49 PM
You have a future in writing, sir.

Swish2
05-12-2019, 09:34 PM
EverQuest is a legal high <3

hobart
05-13-2019, 10:05 AM
Thought this was going to be a flame about the AM warrior who does the updates. Did not read past second sentence. Left disappointed. 0/10.

Arm_Chair_Hero
05-13-2019, 09:55 PM
Do real drugs or get the fuck out

Muggens
05-14-2019, 12:07 AM
I misread and thought DMX had started on p99.
<Ruff Ryders>

Badwar
05-14-2019, 02:09 AM
This is real poetry.

This. The rest of you are soft ducks

radda
05-16-2019, 12:25 PM
eq on DXM and shrooms if fucking legit.
been there

radda
05-16-2019, 12:28 PM
Don’t chug cough syrup. Be a normal person and get some pot.

extracting is super easy

shuklak
05-16-2019, 01:34 PM
Eq is a helluva drug.

Bardp1999
05-16-2019, 11:21 PM
Soak a tampon in vodka and then insert it into your ass. The kids call this either Butt Chugging or Slimming depending on geographical location. Smoke a joint while the vodka tampon releases its euphoric effects onto/into your anus for maximum results.

Dolalin
05-17-2019, 03:38 AM
I've got you all beat, I enjoy the game without drugs. I'm the real fuckup here.

KansasComrade
05-17-2019, 02:09 PM
This thread speaks to me on the deepest of levels.

Valakut
05-21-2019, 12:14 AM
huffin that jenkem

Ella`Ella
05-22-2019, 12:13 PM
I misread and thought DMX had started on p99.
<Ruff Ryders>

I also read this as DMX and immediately thought "YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKIN' GAME??"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mvBk8N_YTk

PieOats
05-22-2019, 05:42 PM
I too two read and thought DMX. Expected dank rap content.

DXM is gRRRR8 though if you have a cold. would recommend.