Take me under your wing

[Slashurr]

I want to be like all of the dudes from the tzvz server. no one on p1999 likes me and i need new friends. what do I have to do to prove myself?

PS - what's the deal with all the basketball references?

[Foxx]

u need to make a homevideo of you dribbling between your legs, around the back, draining a 3, and dunking.

til then, you are a blue loser and we won't accept you

[Bruno]

PS - what's the deal with all the basketball references?

Metaphors and shit bro. Don't worry about all of that though, I would rather see you dribbling and draining 3s.

[Slashurr]

i played YMCA basketball all through highschool! I was bad though :(

[guineapig]

I have a mini basketball hoop attached to a trashcan at work.... but we recycle most everything so I don't get much practice. Can I join your gang anyway?

[Ihealyou]

I got the inside infoz on what the basketball stuff is about. I'll sell it to you for 1000p.

[Knuckle]

Basketball is one of many steps to joining the reds.

[Ruinous]

I want to be like all of the dudes from the tzvz server. no one on p1999 likes me and i need new friends. what do I have to do to prove myself?

PS - what's the deal with all the basketball references?

Sounds like some new-era faggotry to me. Big reds talking big about shit that makes no sense oh noes.

But really. If you're that big into PVP shut the fuck up and kill each other, wasn't that what PVP was for? I played my fair share of red back in 99-00 and I can't recall killing anyone then sending them a tell such as "LULZ JUST DUNKED ON YOUR NUTZ BRO DRIBBLIN ALL UP ON YO COURTZ" - nor hearing any references used from anyone else. You'd probably get fuckin' laughed at and griefed more.

[Japan]

Are you saying you played rz and nobody talked shit? lol get on d bro someones about to triple double your weak shit

[Foxx]

yea cause ive never played on an eqlive pvp server and talked trash! lol oh wait...-

get real pal, dont cry cause u can only dunk on the 8 foot hoop

[Littlegyno]

I have a mini basketball hoop attached to a trashcan at work.... but we recycle most everything so I don't get much practice. Can I join your gang anyway?

No homosexuals allowed. Unlike the military, we're staying true to our Christian roots. Praise Box Jesus.

[Ruinous]

yea cause ive never played on an eqlive pvp server and talked trash! lol oh wait...-

get real pal, dont cry cause u can only dunk on the 8 foot hoop

There's a difference between "talking shit" and using weak basketball references in everything you say as some pathetic way of covering for your lack of intelligence / creativity. It's not insulting, nor clever, nor funny - and I stand behind my point. In all my time playing red in "original era" which this community is in place to recreate as far as the timeline, not once did I come across any of you faggots using these references.

So put your big boy pants back on, pack up your basketball bullshit and get the fuck out.

[Littlegyno]

There's a difference between "talking shit" and using weak basketball references in everything you say as some pathetic way of covering for your lack of intelligence / creativity. It's not insulting, nor clever, nor funny - and I stand behind my point. In all my time playing red in "original era" which this community is in place to recreate as far as the timeline, not once did I come across any of you faggots using these references.

So put your big boy pants back on, pack up your basketball bullshit and get the fuck out.

Obviously this guy was a blue player on a red server. Doesn't make you special bro. If you don't like it, ignore and go farm some pixels.

[Bruno]

Gyno hasn't changed much I see lol.

[Littlegyno]

Gyno hasn't changed much I see lol.

Sup big dog.

[Bruno]

Sup big dog.

Just living the American dream. Farming my blue pixels and taking it easy.

[Littlegyno]

Just living the American dream. Farming my blue pixels and taking it easy.

Better quit that shit when R99 comes out bro.

[Ruinous]

Obviously this guy was a blue player on a red server. Doesn't make you special bro. If you don't like it, ignore and go farm some pixels.

Haha, love it. Wah wah we're all gonna shit on the blue P99 forums because we don't have a red server yet. We're gonna try to talk trash and get people riled up. But oh, if you call us out ... just ignore us and go farm pixels..

[Ruinous]

All I'm seeing is some whining n1gger that should probably stick to the General forum.

If you want to pal around in R&F forum you gotta take that tampon out of your ass.

Poor guy sounds a little angry. Did I touch a nerve? Stop vomiting clique-ish wannabe references in every fucking post you make and expect not to be noticed. You wanted the attention, you got it.

Loosen your headgear just a tad, I think you're cutting off circulation pal. The entire point of talking shit is to make the receiver get angry, not end up making yourself sound like you missed a dose of medication between your special ed classes.

Guess my work here is done.

[naez]

Basketball and EQ PvP are linked in an intrinsic and archaic way. You will have to talk to my pal Henrik who was a Pandemonium cleric and a basketball referee for 16 years. He knows what is fair and just.

[Littlegyno]

Poor guy sounds a little angry. Did I touch a nerve? Stop vomiting clique-ish wannabe references in every fucking post you make and expect not to be noticed. You wanted the attention, you got it.

Loosen your headgear just a tad, I think you're cutting off circulation pal. The entire point of talking shit is to make the receiver get angry, not end up making yourself sound like you missed a dose of medication between your special ed classes.

Guess my work here is done.

Yep, your work here is done bro. You've shown everybody that instead of ignoring "VZTZ scum" you choose to keep reading their "bullshit."

Sounds like you're a masochist bro.

In conclusion: Coolguys are red, faggots are blue, quit whining like a little bitch and sucking dick.

[naez]

<3 gyno

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI5VEPcFWsM

[Littlegyno]

<3 gyno

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI5VEPcFWsM

Love you too dog.

[Salty]

Ruinous = blue jelly

[Slashurr]

you guys hijacked my thread.....

I want to be pals with you guys :(

Please? I will be a loyal player when red server comes out.

be my friend.

[naez]

you can make a druid to port/heal/PL me

[wehrmacht]

I want to strangle people that pronounce his name "Little G-no" in vent.

[Ruinous]

Ruinous = blue jelly

Neither "blue" nor "jelly". I don't have to be an idiot inside your little retard-speak circle jerk to be a pvper. I wasn't making fun of "VZTZ scum" or "reds" - I enjoy my fair share of pvp - I was making fun of the select few of you that choose to come to this forum community, throwing out self-contrived slang as if it makes you sound "pvp elite" or cool to belong to the group that uses the terms.

You're an unwanted minority here - instead of making worthless threads every day, perhaps you should be working towards the progression of an actual PVP server.

Novel idea, really.

[Littlegyno]

I want to strangle people that pronounce his name "Little G-no" in vent.

I still get that today. So annoying.

[wehrmacht]

I still get that today. So annoying.

Some retard always yells "KILL LITTLE G-NO, HE'S HEALING BEHIND THE WALL" and I start looking for some small, gay italian man to attack.

[naez]

I remember I had an SK named Biggy Smalls that I only got to like 40 or so so I'd pronounce his SK as Biggy-No before I later caught onto the naming structure.

[naez]

csb

[Foxx]

http://blog.audiojungle.net/wp-content/uploads/rejected-300x287.jpg


umad?

[Ruinous]

Serene love story....

Didn't read.

[Salty]

Neither "blue" nor "jelly". I don't have to be an idiot inside your little retard-speak circle jerk to be a pvper. I wasn't making fun of "VZTZ scum" or "reds" - I enjoy my fair share of pvp - I was making fun of the select few of you that choose to come to this forum community, throwing out self-contrived slang as if it makes you sound "pvp elite" or cool to belong to the group that uses the terms.

You're an unwanted minority here - instead of making worthless threads every day, perhaps you should be working towards the progression of an actual PVP server.

Novel idea, really.

def jelly

[guineapig]

No homosexuals allowed. Unlike the military, we're staying true to our Christian roots. Praise Box Jesus.

So you are a bigot too? I surely hope you aren't religious because there is a special kind of hell for people like you.


It's alright though, I lied about the basketball hoop on the trashcan. I don't even like basketball. Who the hell wants to see a bunch of giant sweaty guys jumping all over the place chasing a ball around.... (see what I did there?)

[Tombom]

So you are a bigot too? I surely hope you aren't religious because there is a special kind of hell for people like you.


It's alright though, I lied about the basketball hoop on the trashcan. I don't even like basketball. Who the hell wants to see a bunch of giant sweaty guys jumping all over the place chasing a ball around.... (see what I did there?)


praying for you

[jilena]

RED = DEAD.

[Littlegyno]

So you are a bigot too? I surely hope you aren't religious because there is a special kind of hell for people like you.


It's alright though, I lied about the basketball hoop on the trashcan. I don't even like basketball. Who the hell wants to see a bunch of giant sweaty guys jumping all over the place chasing a ball around.... (see what I did there?)

All my red pals, let's pray for this lost soul. Praise box Jesus.

[guineapig]

I'm not particularly religious but I'm pretty sure you are an insult to those that are.

Also:

Nerds threatening other nerds with in-game violence on a message board = funny

[Littlegyno]

I am upset because guineapig won't get mad at me. It's making me rage.

[Ozudin]

I'm sorry you're mad about the possibility of going to hell. American heroes like myself will pray for you. Let's pray out the gays redbros.

[Littlegyno]

Deleting my posts won't stop the prayers for Guineapig.

Praise box Jesus and emperor rogean.

[guineapig]

http://www.w3downloads.com/gif_gallery/Yawn.gif

[Foxx]

If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives. (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

[Vendar]

PS - what's the deal with all the basketball references?

they had a player that tried was crying on the forums about how something was super duper unfair, and ended it with something along the lines of ''and i know these things because i use to be a high school basketball coach''

needless to say he was eaten alive and in that moment the basketball references were born.


your welcome.

[Ozudin]

If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives. (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)


John 8: 3-5
And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

John 8: 7-8
when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her