The spousal abuse must end now

[Bardp1999]

I am roleplaying as Sirkens wife on my Dark Elf Shadow Knight. Naturally I need the e'Lanti surname to legitimize my claim as Warlord Sirkens wife. 3 times now I have been denied my right. I asked Sirken to marry me one day in game and he said yes, ipso facto I am now his wife and in certain elf cultures this type of abuse is punishable by imprisonment.

Either A) give me my #$%^ing surname of e'Lanti

or

B) Send Sirken to elf jail where Orcs will pillage his supple body

You cant just ditch me because I am not "pretty enough" or "not really a woman IRL". This is disgusting behavior and your wife demands to be legitimized or I WILL be contancting P99 lawyers for alimony.

[beversami]

Do you jack off during or after writing your inane posts?

[Bardp1999]

You are a racist and a bigot if you think a strong independent Dark Elf woman doesn't deserve her husbands last name. Go back to Hitler youth camp, spring break isn't over yet little boi.

[maskedmelon]

thread almost makes me wanna play again ^o^

[Cecily]

I don't see why you have to participate in that sexist ritual of surrendering power. If anything he should take your name. Or after maybe hyphenate your family name with his?

[Nexii]

It should be the other way around as Dark Elves are matriarchal. Well drow are, they kinda watered that down in EQ a little with the male deity and all.

He'll break your heart though </3

[America]

Do you jack off during or after writing your inane posts?

its spelled "insane" you bufoon.


nice thread, spyder.

[Oleris]

What's the punishment?

[d3r14k]

its spelled "insane" you bufoon.


nice thread, spyder.

Inane is a word, though! And even relevant in the above context.

Inane - adj - lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly

[America]

Inane is a word, though! And even relevant in the above context.

Inane - adj - lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly

ohhhhhh

[d3r14k]

But anyway, sorry Spyder, getting off topic on page 1 is faux pas. Yeah, if Sirken agreed to it, you take his ass to elf court.

I'm sure there's a few rules lawyers here who would represent you. I know you got some nice pixels. Put them up as collateral against lawyers fees. I'll even hold the pixels for you.

[Cecily]

ohhhhhh

Learning is fun! Lol. Yeah, it’s the perfect descriptor for any fanfic this guy does.

[Wonkie]

ohhhhhh

eserotic

[d3r14k]

eserotic

I was already on fuckin dictionary.com because of you earlier, which is how I had it open for inane. Don't send me back there to learn this word next.

From here on out, will you make footnote text of any -ism or -tic you happen to cite? Do it for smol wolf please.

[Wonkie]

I was already on fuckin dictionary.com because of you earlier, which is how I had it open for inane. Don't send me back there to learn this word next.

From here on out, will you make footnote text of any -ism or -tic you happen to cite? Do it for smol wolf please.

lets drop it

[America]

nice doggie

[Bardp1999]

No response from my cowardly husband?? I shall have to compose a song for him.

Past hits include https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy5O0_TBXpY

[Champion_Standing]

5 star thread here

[d3r14k]

Has there ever been an Everquest player with a more complex situation regarding controversial surnames?

First Wutang, and now this?

https://i.imgur.com/dVU0eUT.png

[aaezil]

Gay irl too or just in game?

[Ghostly]

Sirken isn't allowed to socialize in that type of way in game anymore.

[Fingurs]

I hope your kids never find out what you did online for years.

[America]

eserotic

what license did you post this under. can i use it for my hispanic gayboi site?

[derpcake2]

OP goes on drug binges and regrets it afterwards

check stupidity of posts, post frequency, it works out

[America]

OP goes on drug binges and regrets it afterwards

check stupidity of posts, post frequency, it works out

I for one support him

[maskedmelon]

Has there ever been an Everquest player with a more complex situation regarding controversial surnames?

First Wutang, and now this?

https://i.imgur.com/dVU0eUT.png

omgoshlol, i'dn't made the connection ^o^; lololol