hobart
03-05-2019, 10:30 PM
Our leadership is:
1. Questionably competent, devious.
2. Incompetent.
3. Seemingly obsessed with establishing rules for mobs they don't compete on.
Loot is distributed:
1. Via rigged DKP.
2. To officer alts via loot council when we get loot which we almost never do.
3. We roll like n00bs. We let level 47 people win loot.
Our most hated member internally:
1. Has the same suffix on all their toon names.
2. Our idiot guild leader.
3. Was the rando level 49 necromancer we were waiting on to get a more favorable roll while some other guild got FTE.
On the release of Velious we:
1. Rode coattails.
2. Stopped getting loot. We could not compete.
3. Were still leveling.
The worst part about our comms:
1. People using voice modulation to disguise their voices. I still regret those cyber sessions to this day.
2. Listening to our members whine when we lost. And if we were competing, we lost.
3. Outrageous accents of people who didn't have the good sense to be born American.
If we reunited today, we'd:
1. Bring gear and knowledge from the top raiding guilds but still fail due to brain-dead leadership “rolling the dice” with staff. If this server still had staff.
2. Never get an FTE. Get run off the box again.
3. Just keep training the shit out of four way like we are now.
Our most infamous contribution to the server:
1. Being warm bodies for the waking of the Sleeper but claiming credit for it as if we mattered.
2. Killing the Class R System so we could effectively rotate with the other large Class R guild because we knew we couldn’t compete with them because we were just bad. We also gave you Forceful Entry and Omni. You’re welcome.
3. Letting Omni roll for raid loot when their force was too small for an LCY group in KC.
Our position on CotH-ducking:
1. Low skill and high reward for the pixel obsessed. Bring it!
2. We’re so terrible we probably forgot to faction our mage.
3. Our highest level mage is still 54.
Now, tally up your points.
8-13: You’re Taken. You’ve got the raid attendance and attitude of a Class C guild, but you’re a lot closer to a warm body than you think you are.
14-18: You’re BDA. You’re also not reading this because you followed the Pied Piper of Failure to another server only to fail again. And you’re probably too dumb to read. Or remember your login info.
19-24: You’re Azure Guard. You don’t have resist gear or consumables. You’re the very definition of a warm body.
1. Questionably competent, devious.
2. Incompetent.
3. Seemingly obsessed with establishing rules for mobs they don't compete on.
Loot is distributed:
1. Via rigged DKP.
2. To officer alts via loot council when we get loot which we almost never do.
3. We roll like n00bs. We let level 47 people win loot.
Our most hated member internally:
1. Has the same suffix on all their toon names.
2. Our idiot guild leader.
3. Was the rando level 49 necromancer we were waiting on to get a more favorable roll while some other guild got FTE.
On the release of Velious we:
1. Rode coattails.
2. Stopped getting loot. We could not compete.
3. Were still leveling.
The worst part about our comms:
1. People using voice modulation to disguise their voices. I still regret those cyber sessions to this day.
2. Listening to our members whine when we lost. And if we were competing, we lost.
3. Outrageous accents of people who didn't have the good sense to be born American.
If we reunited today, we'd:
1. Bring gear and knowledge from the top raiding guilds but still fail due to brain-dead leadership “rolling the dice” with staff. If this server still had staff.
2. Never get an FTE. Get run off the box again.
3. Just keep training the shit out of four way like we are now.
Our most infamous contribution to the server:
1. Being warm bodies for the waking of the Sleeper but claiming credit for it as if we mattered.
2. Killing the Class R System so we could effectively rotate with the other large Class R guild because we knew we couldn’t compete with them because we were just bad. We also gave you Forceful Entry and Omni. You’re welcome.
3. Letting Omni roll for raid loot when their force was too small for an LCY group in KC.
Our position on CotH-ducking:
1. Low skill and high reward for the pixel obsessed. Bring it!
2. We’re so terrible we probably forgot to faction our mage.
3. Our highest level mage is still 54.
Now, tally up your points.
8-13: You’re Taken. You’ve got the raid attendance and attitude of a Class C guild, but you’re a lot closer to a warm body than you think you are.
14-18: You’re BDA. You’re also not reading this because you followed the Pied Piper of Failure to another server only to fail again. And you’re probably too dumb to read. Or remember your login info.
19-24: You’re Azure Guard. You don’t have resist gear or consumables. You’re the very definition of a warm body.