Aftermath

[Cecily]

Ha. You still play this game.

Prove me wrong.

[feniin]

Yeah! LOSERS.

[Cecily]

Yeah! LOSERS.

Quoted for emphasis.

[Cecily]

In before strained breathing obese sausage fingers type, “lol that’s why you’re still crying about not getting in our super fun guild with fantastic leadership like Sedyt, who totally is beloved by all our valuable rank and file membership that would never contemplate a full scale mutiny simply because they think he’s an asshole.”

[branamil]

Sorry your rogue skills weren't good enough to be accepted into the elite raiding guild. Be sure to "Hail" your trainer for more rogue tips and better luck on your next application

[America]

In before strained breathing obese sausage fingers type, “lol that’s why you’re still crying about not getting in our super fun guild with fantastic leadership like Sedyt, who totally is beloved by all our valuable rank and file membership that would never contemplate a full scale mutiny simply because they think he’s an asshole.”

https://www.project1999.com/forums/images/icons/icon4.gif mad about game https://www.project1999.com/forums/images/icons/icon4.gif

[Cecily]

Sorry your rogue skills weren't good enough to be accepted into the elite raiding guild. Be sure to "Hail" your trainer for more rogue tips and better luck on your next application

Laughed. Nice to see you working on your skills, Branamil.

[maskedmelon]

Sedyt has a big dick and a firm hand. It's why the ladies love him and the men respect him.

[Ella`Ella]

Sedyt has a big dick and a firm hand. It's why the ladies love him and the men respect him.

I hear he's not very well-respected by a solid number of the OGs that helped get Aftermath to where they are today.

[Kayso2]

OGs that helped get Aftermath to where they are today.

It all started here. (http://www.asgardguild.net) Plug for my guise.

[Bardp1999]

#CRINGE

[Ella`Ella]

It all started here. (http://www.asgardguild.net) Plug for my guise.

Twice Forceful Entry, and a Halloween event where I offered 1.5M plat for one all denied me the rights to a god damn guise.

Twice I was denied because corrupt guild leadership tried to rationalize that I wasn't eligible because I was already a Dark Elf.

The third time, Detoxx, somehow beat me in an auction for one by offering roughly half what I was paying.

Tl;Dr - corruption.

[fan D]

detoxx is a rising star

i take credit for being the first person in TMO to promote his ascent into leadership

[Cecily]

#CRINGE

You fucked over the Sleeper then left.
Detoxx won the remainder of Velious.
Rogean is about to pour gasoline on the ant pile with a rotation.
Adult children are still getting very angry over pixels.

Server is basically exactly how it always is. 1 Guild dominates and then the peasants rise in revolt until the old super guild is dethroned and a new super guild is formed by the same 50 or so loser-assholes who started every other super guild and have been fucking over the server for the last 8 years.

[Cecily]

I consulted the spirit world and they said you’re mad.

[Aviann]

Still here, bb. Mostly on red but still here.

[Viscere]

Detoxx king since 99

[Cecily]

What’s the population like now? Also PM!

[Matalus]

Hey guys, what's going on in here

[Nexii]

In before strained breathing obese sausage fingers type, “lol that’s why you’re still crying about not getting in our super fun guild with fantastic leadership like Sedyt, who totally is beloved by all our valuable rank and file membership that would never contemplate a full scale mutiny simply because they think he’s an asshole.”

Sedyt isn't an officer any more just FYI

[Cecily]

Sedyt isn't an officer any more just FYI

You’re welcome AM. I sacrificed a lot of worthless pixels to take a stand against that douche cannon.

[branamil]

It's true. The question "What would Cecily think about this?" haunts every move aftermath makes. She's just THAT influential (and skilled are press button 2)

[Matalus]

You’re welcome AM. I sacrificed a lot of worthless pixels to take a stand against that douche cannon.

and cecily's app is still denied

[Arkanjil]

Hi Cecily <3

[Cecily]

and cecily's app is still denied

Go fuck you’re self, ya peon birch.

[Cecily]

Hi Cecily <3

Hey. Remember when you said you were rich in TMO and wanted to give me a new computer? I just bought a decent laptop, but I could use a lighter one if you have something that isn’t 5 lbs + heavy adapter. It’s getting impressive just how little I can lift these days. A&P and micro books weigh a metric ton (roughly 8-10 lbs I’m guessing, each!)

[Cecily]

It's true. The question "What would Cecily think about this?" haunts every move aftermath makes. She's just THAT influential (and skilled are press button 2)

You never liked me from the start and I have my app thread to prove it. However, you thought I was a good idea to name a character branamuffin - I still don’t know who you are besides someone horrrrrrrrrrible at naming characters - and why do you talk at me again? Flames from more people important than this random please.

[Fifield]

Cool thread,

still cant tell if your a female or male

[Cecily]

That makes two of us :(

So, full disclosure, I might be a little bit manic today thanks to relying on the benevolent pharmaceutical industry to improve my focus in school. Hasn’t worked very well, but please realize the quality of my posts today aren’t necessarily indicative of my ability as a poster and shouldn’t be used to judge me you monsters.

Fighting AM solo was never very much fun. I don’t have it in me to take on the whole server.

[America]

That makes two of us :(

So, full disclosure, I might be a little bit manic today thanks to relying on the benevolent pharmaceutical industry to improve my focus in school. Hasn’t worked very well, but please realize the quality of my posts today aren’t necessarily indicative of my ability as a poster and shouldn’t be used to judge me you monsters.

Fighting AM solo was never very much fun. I don’t have it in me to take on the whole server.

yaha, wow man, *slaps head with beanie on it* wahow man yahuh

[Cecily]

yaha, wow man, *slaps head with beanie on it* wahow man yahuh

*skateboards around your post and leaves the thread*

[branamil]

I mean you're objectively unlikeable so not sure why you're surprised

[Cecily]

The word you’re looking for is polarizing.

[Cecily]

I mean you're objectively unlikeable so not sure why you're surprised

Objectively untrue. You just have bad taste in people and entertainment.

[America]

cuz when the boys have her 1 on 1 laser anger they get pole arized *720 ollies*

*kickflips*

[Cecily]

Not mad at all.

[Cecily]

Nope.

[branamil]

*acts like a massive cunt* *Presses backstab sometimes and dies to AoEs*

I don't understand why people don't like me and respect my ELF SKILLS

[Cecily]

I mean you're objectively unlikeable so not sure why you're surprised

Alright so imagine I had autism (I know it’s tough) and named my character branmuffins. Then someone made fun of my name that named after my favorite snack (lol), I would hate that person.....

[Cecily]

*acts like a massive cunt* *Presses backstab sometimes and dies to AoEs*

I don't understand why people don't like me and respect my ELF SKILLS

Sorry I’m better at EQ than you are. Pressing the 555 CH %T key after you see the 444 CH %T key isn’t super impressive, either. For the record, I’m mostly (entirely) done with the I’m the best rogue on the server trolling (wasn’t a troll) because I don’t play EQ anymore. I’m not sure what I did to hurt you, but I’m honest to god a nice person and just fuckkng around. People with certain spectrum disorders can’t distinguish... hmm.

Yeah, so anyway, let’s be friends?

[Ella`Ella]

Sorry I’m better at EQ than you are. Pressing the 555 CH %T key after you see the 444 CH %T key isn’t super impressive, either.

I disagree.

[Cecily]

Well, I’m talking about his CHs, which weren’t all that spectacular to be frank. Yours, though, would completely heal the tank if you deemed fit to be at the keyboard.

[Cecily]

He’s like legit mad at me and I’m a little upset, because I still don’t known who he is.

[Matalus]

and cecily's app is still denied

[Cecily]

Anyways Mr. I don’t pick up on social cues irl or elsewhere, I’m trying to bow out of this thread because I actually -don’t- like people disliking me and informing people that Aftermath is a terrible terrible awful guild, while true, doesn’t win me any friends with the entire server (that’s a guild population joke) and isn’t very fun for me. So I’m just going to apologize for anything I said I jest and stand by everything I meant.

[Cecily]

Matalus, sweetie, that didn’t happen. I made full member and got kicked blatant insubordination which I knew full well would be the consequence of my actions. Let’s not twist the story. I would like some credit here.

[America]

I’m trying to bow out of this thread

yeayuh, hahuh yeah thats for DAMN shore

[Cecily]

*skateboards around your post and leaves the thread*

[Peener]

why is this happening

[Kazik]

Imagine having 6K+ posts for an emulated game you claim to hate.

[Detoxx]

Yikes.

Cecily desperate for attention on an elf sim cause (s)he gets none irl.

Please be gentle, she can only handle so much rejection and loneliness.

I'll pray for you, bb.

[Cecily]

Ha. You still play this game.

Prove me wrong.

[Viscere]

I mean he's right cec, this thread is a cringeworthy attention ho thing

I hope you're ok though, even if you act tough, you're a friendly person in private

[Twochain]

That makes two of us :(

So, full disclosure, I might be a little bit manic today thanks to relying on the benevolent pharmaceutical industry to improve my focus in school. Hasn’t worked very well, but please realize the quality of my posts today aren’t necessarily indicative of my ability as a poster and shouldn’t be used to judge me you monsters.

Fighting AM solo was never very much fun. I don’t have it in me to take on the whole server.

yah I was gonna say on a scale from 1 to bipolar how lithium are you

[FatMice]

yah I was gonna say on a scale from 1 to bipolar how lithium are you

Therapeutic levels are .6 to 1.2. Tread carefully.

[Bones]

hey don't hate on branamuffin too hard he used to be really cool, mostly quiet dude up until the day he joined AM and since then hes been on RNF full faceroll keyboard warrioring for them.

[Ella`Ella]

Therapeutic levels are .6 to 1.2. Tread carefully.

Thread* carefully.

[I Felt Nostalgic]

I hope I get into AM one day so everyone will hate me too. I feel kinda left out...

[Pint]

I hope I get into AM one day so everyone will hate me too. I feel kinda left out...

There's enough hate in the community for everyone

[I Felt Nostalgic]

There's enough hate in the community for everyone

It doesn't seem that way. To me it looks like AM has a monopoly on the hate...

[Pint]

It doesn't seem that way. To me it looks like AM has a monopoly on the hate...

You're confusing quantity with quality, common mistake.

[Ella`Ella]

It doesn't seem that way. To me it looks like AM has a monopoly on the hate...

Good hate is so hard to find.

[Ella`Ella]

You're confusing quantity with quality, common mistake.

Good hate is so hard to find.

[Cecily]

I’ll admit there’s been plenty of low quality hate in this thread, all of it directed at me for some reason. I’m not gonna be your victim any longer, AM.

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/7eCcmwb.jpg

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Great thread!

[maskedmelon]

I hope I get into AM one day so everyone will hate me too. I feel kinda left out...

don't got a lotta time anymore, but ill hate you, pal.

[Bardp1999]

Voting extend

[DromalPhrenia]

i only started playing like 7 months ago, thats not even that long for EQ

[I Felt Nostalgic]

don't got a lotta time anymore, but ill hate you, pal.

Thank you. I feel way better after those hateful private messages you sent me. You are a great new friend. ;)

[maskedmelon]

Thank you. I feel way better after those hateful private messages you sent me. You are a great new friend. ;)

anytime pal. happy to hate. :cool:

[I Felt Nostalgic]

anytime pal. happy to hate. :cool:

You make me feel beautiful.

[d3r14k]

You make me feel beautiful.

You make me feel nostalgic.

[ErlickBachman]

I clicked on this thread looking for some good laughs, and now I hate myself for having read it in its entirety.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

https://i.imgur.com/7eCcmwb.jpg

Wtf is with the fish here?

[cornisthebest]

dont talk shit on cecily please, he once made me a haze panther tunic outside of group and then traded it to me for free(my mats). quality guy

[Shinko]

Afk jail

[Cecily]

Wtf is with the fish here?

You don’t see fish when you trip on coffee?

[Cecily]

dont talk shit on cecily please, he once made me a haze panther tunic outside of group and then traded it to me for free(my mats). quality guy

Thank you. This woman here was my favorite free customer.

[maskedmelon]

You make me feel beautiful.

you are.

[maskedmelon]

I clicked on this thread looking for some good laughs, and now I hate myself for having read it in its entirety.

maybe try in-reading it?

[maskedmelon]

Wtf is with the fish here?

there are two. maybe she feels like she is drowning?

[sedrie.bellamie]

dont talk shit on cecily please, he once made me a haze panther tunic outside of group and then traded it to me for free(my mats). quality guy

same but cobalt drake hide belt

[imsorryGMs]

Somebody was seeking attention and got it. Glad to hear you're still mad about not making the cut over a year later.

[Zekayy]

Cool thread,

still cant tell if your a female or male

dude your other toons are in other guilds???? wow

[hobart]

dude your other toons are in other guilds???? wow

We're looking at the 0.01429th percentile here, people. The dumbest person in a zerg guild of 7,000 underemployed obese retards. Congratulations.

AM members feel free to jump in and nominate someone else, but I don't think its even close.

[Cecily]

Somebody was seeking attention and got it. Glad to hear you're still mad about not making the cut over a year later.

Yeah you showed me, Internet bad asses you. Sorry AM lost Velious, btw.
Y’all ever get over that? How many SoDs in guild now?

[Cecily]

I clicked on this thread looking for some good laughs, and now I hate myself for having read it in its entirety.

Yeah I’m sorry about that. I try to not waste my reader’s time. This thread was incredibly low effort on my part, but funny enough, the type of people who would sit at their computer for 16 hours to fight an imaginary dragon for 60-seconds aren’t really fun to engage with or possessed with a sense of humor. It’s the reason I left the guild and every now and then I forget why I didn’t wanna talk to these retards.

[Jauna]

dude your other toons are in other guilds???? wow

you.. keep all your eggs in one basket? how do you multi raid?

[Zekayy]

you.. keep all your eggs in one basket? how do you multi raid?

I dont raid :P im a casual litterally 0% ra for life also cecily I dont have a problem with you never have

[Cecily]

I dont raid :P im a casual litterally 0% ra for life also cecily I dont have a problem with you never have

*hugs* Love you, too.

As for the rest of you...

[imsorryGMs]

What's even more funny is that Cecily still thinks he or she is still relevant