I thought this thread might apply to SOME of you here...

[Lysander]

https://forums.daybreakgames.com/eq/index.php?threads/steam-wallet.255164/

Sure p99 is free, but the struggle is analogous. I laughed out loud...

[d3r14k]

I stopped reading when someone used the word "lollerskates" unironically.

I feel nothing but pity for these poor souls clinging to Daybreak and their endless stream of TLPs.

[misterbonkers]

I stopped reading when someone used the word "lollerskates" unironically.

Post your P99 memes: https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=298456

[Bardp1999]

Beta cuck EQ live players

[Foxplay]

EQ live... lol who cares...

Also I find it absolutely TELLING and comical at how they insert the same question over and over to TLP servers....

Will the 40 SLOT bag be available on the daybreak store?


Lol yes of course it will be you loosers why else would they run yet another TLP server.... to milk you more

[Foxplay]

EQ live... lol who cares...

Also I find it absolutely TELLING and comical at how they insert the same question over and over to TLP servers.... Q&A news releases...

Will the 40 SLOT bag be available on the daybreak store?


Lol yes of course it will be you loosers why else would they run yet another TLP server.... to milk you more

[I Felt Nostalgic]

Anyone who still plays live servers should get checked for a brain parasite.

[Swish2]

I can't wait to get XP pots and weapons on the hardcore TLP, gonna show people what hardcore EQ is ALL ABOUT!

[DinoTriz2]

Good sir or madam:

In what zone did you find this rare spawning unicorn? Please advise as to the placeholder type and spawn %. Perhaps we may find one as well after years of camping.

https://i.imgur.com/Gw3iJx7.jpg

[loramin]

This actually hit home a little. A little over a year ago I went from a six-figure programmer salary to ... embarrassingly low teacher pay. Meanwhile my wife has taken on more hours and gotten a raise, so she's now the primary breadwinner (as a massage therapist).

Of course I made the shift to work from home and do something I enjoy, not to play more EQ ... but I also definitely play more EQ now, while my wife works (only a few) more hours than she used to.
So ... yeah ... feeling kinda guilty after reading that :o

But on the plus side, at least I don't hide purchases from her (or play on live). I'll buy a few packs of magic cards every now and then without telling her, but that's not about hiding anything so much as she just doesn't care about minor purchases I make.

[DinoTriz2]

so she's now the primary breadwinner (as a massage therapist).

how much for a happy ending?

[Tethler]

how much for a happy ending?

If you have to ask, you don't have enough.

[America]

If you have to ask, you don't have enough.

this doesn't really make sense. lame post!

[DinoTriz2]

this doesn't really make sense. lame post!

Exactly, I like to shop around and get quotes for my hand jobs.

I'm a frugal John.

[FatherSioux]

Not sure what’s worse, playing here or live.

[d3r14k]

Not sure what’s worse, playing here or live.

https://i.imgur.com/c9gKEzS.png

[America]

I just like posting with like-minded individuals. As a youth this game was part of my identity (LOL) and i feel like y'allns have a similar lived experience.

Obviously, playing this game in 2019 on this awful server or live is humiliating mental illness.

[Wonkie]

This actually hit home a little. A little over a year ago I went from a six-figure programmer salary to ... embarrassingly low teacher pay. Meanwhile my wife has taken on more hours and gotten a raise, so she's now the primary breadwinner (as a massage therapist).

Of course I made the shift to work from home and do something I enjoy, not to play more EQ ... but I also definitely play more EQ now, while my wife works (only a few) more hours than she used to.
So ... yeah ... feeling kinda guilty after reading that :o

But on the plus side, at least I don't hide purchases from her (or play on live). I'll buy a few packs of magic cards every now and then without telling her, but that's not about hiding anything so much as she just doesn't care about minor purchases I make.

check rubmaps

[loramin]

how much for a happy ending?

check rubmaps

Yes yes, very cute, but no she's not that kind of "masseuse" (which is why I said "massage therapist"). She's the kind who can fix your back pain better than most chiropractors, or she can massage the right muscles to make your right shoulder not be an inch higher than your left (which you wouldn't have even noticed before, but you'll definitely notice after).

But quite frankly that sort of thinking really makes her job suck a lot more. She already has a very physically demanding job, and it only makes matters worse when one of her clients (and this has happened not just with random weirdos off the street, but sometimes with repeat customers too) starts asking if she'll touch their dick for them.

PSA: Don't do it people. If you want some loving go to rubmaps or wherever, don't proposition legit massage therapists!

[Lysander]

Live is fun. Lots of people on p99 play on TLPs servers. I meet people in p99 with significant others and responsibilities all the time, not sure why everyone is pretending this thread is only the result of weak sissy live players lol. People say 'wife aggro' in groups all the time. Y'all have more in common with 'beta cuck live players' than you think lol.

Then again this is the place for trolling, which is why I read it, and there has been some excellent trolling so far, so carry on.

[maskedmelon]

how much for a happy ending?

She already has a very physically demanding job


why else would they run yet another TLP server.... to milk you more


maybe check with daybreak?

[I Felt Nostalgic]

15/f/cali

[DinoTriz2]

15/f/cali

hi there hru? :) IRC: xXXVegita420BLaZeItXXx

[Aviann]

hi there hru? :) IRC: xXXVegita420BLaZeItXXx

*walks into the room, wearing a full suit of belted leather armor that is black as the night itself. He looks around as he sits at an empty table, eyeing everyone to see if he recognizes the face of his long lost love, Vampire_Lacuna. It seems like a millennia since he has had good whiskey touch his lips. He hears a familiar voice as he slams down his shot glass. He then shouts across the room*

"Senpairess_89 how the hell are you?!"

[maskedmelon]

*tumbles out into the light and drops gracefully into the glass without so much as scratching it. stumbles from side to side softly slapping into the delicate enclosure. settles down and takes in the room, watching, waiting.*

[Madbad]

16/f/cali twins here. Cyber me bb

[America]

*tumbles out into the light and drops gracefully into the glass without so much as scratching it. stumbles from side to side softly slapping into the delicate enclosure. settles down and takes in the room, watching, waiting.*

*gets hard*

[Bardp1999]

Meanwhile my wife has taken on more hours and gotten a raise, so she's now the primary breadwinner (as a massage jerk-off artist).

TLDR - Loramin's wife works at a rub'n'tug

[I Felt Nostalgic]

hi there hru? :) IRC: xXXVegita420BLaZeItXXx

My dad is a cop, just so you know.

[DinoTriz2]

My dad is a cop, just so you know.

my dad invented Xbox Live

[I Felt Nostalgic]

my dad invented Xbox Live

Ew, I don't date console peasants. PC Master Race only!

[DinoTriz2]

my dadtnj46uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Aviann]

Some of you spent too much time in Yahoo! chat rooms, and it shows.