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Ashimar
04-04-2011, 11:17 AM
RUSTY WEAPONS SHOULD COME WITH A NEW PROC.
CALL IT "TETANUS"

I'm so much of a forum troll my hometown on facebook says "Grobb"

<Flaming Gaze> why didnt they last long? Imagine this: homosexual epic-weilding paladin's joining the guild. Well, its pretty obvious.

I'm always hungry and thirsty, but i never have to shit or piss. Wheres all those Iron Rations and JumJum Juices actually going?

In real life, as long as you arent in the water, the Shark cant get you.
Logic says this. However in Project99, the shark will instantly
become a land shark if you step away from the water. Same with
fish. ummm... ok?

Feign Death wouldn't exist if mobs were intelligent
enough to check the arteries on the persons neck
who is supposedly dead.

Axe of the Slayers. It casts a benficial proc called "Rampage"
Now only if that was a cooler proc, maybe something like...
i got it, <Transatlantic Rampage>

<Peace Pipe>. We won't blame you for going AFK to smoke one,
but anyone else will.

Peace Pipe elves are all HIGH ELVES.

Anyone trying to get away from <Peace Pipe> will need to
see <Detox>

Moss Covered Twig. Im sure theres millions of them in the Emerald
Jungle but no one will ever get one. Go Figure.

I've been chillin' in the waters of Iceclad Ocean for sometime now.
Waiting for Hypothermia to set in, but wait... it doesn't exist in Project99
and come to think of it neither does Velious.

RUSTY WEAPONS SHOULD COME WITH A NEW PROC.
CALL IT "TETANUS"

Take a Dark Elf from Mistmoore, have it have sex with a Giant Spider,
then you got a genuine Silkmistress.

Ashimar
04-04-2011, 11:19 AM
< Flaming Gaze > < Transatlantic Rampage > and < Peace Pipe > Where applicable.

Seaweedpimp
04-04-2011, 11:34 AM
didnt read that

hedbonker
04-04-2011, 11:44 AM
tl;dr

Shannacore
04-04-2011, 11:50 AM
tl;dr

That ^

L2 "< >" properly. This might make a little more sense.

Ihealyou
04-04-2011, 12:11 PM
< Flaming Gaze >

Its LifeAlert now, ty

Ruinous
04-04-2011, 01:44 PM
Are you on drugs? Seriously. Go get some help because this shit is too sad to be funny - even where the sentences are coherent.

Salty
04-04-2011, 01:49 PM
I enjoyed

DetroitVelvetSmooth
04-04-2011, 01:52 PM
Looks like a suicide note to me.

Massive Marc
04-04-2011, 01:53 PM
Why did they unban you again ?

Salty
04-04-2011, 01:54 PM
why for ban

Messianic
04-04-2011, 02:04 PM
Are you on drugs? Seriously. Go get some help because this shit is too sad to be funny - even where the sentences are coherent.

u sad?

OngorDrakan
04-05-2011, 12:21 AM
I liked it