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ducktv
02-18-2019, 09:22 PM
We hit 400 people online last night. Won’t you give it a try? Won’t you? Please?

ZiggyTheMuss
02-18-2019, 10:03 PM
400? Bullshit I say!

Swish2
02-18-2019, 10:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/pJtZR3j.gif

ducktv
02-18-2019, 11:11 PM
Just had a group dungeon crawl of Kaesora since all leveling spots are full. We had a full group and even got the part for our Howling Stones key. It was great until Deborah, my bitch of a step mother, hid my keyboard when I got up to feed the cats. She’s so hard to deal with sometimes but it’s for my own good since I’m the reason my real mom left. Well, if you’re up for some leveling hit me up in game!

Signed,
Ranalthalas, Druid of the 44th Season

DinoTriz2
02-18-2019, 11:21 PM
Red server isn't real PVP.

It's PVP for little girl.

Try Phoenix DAOC and play a REAL MAN'S PVP

Swish2
02-18-2019, 11:36 PM
DAOC is for 100 pound losers who get sand kicked in their faces at the beach

...by red99 players <3

Swish2
02-18-2019, 11:39 PM
Just had a group dungeon crawl of Kaesora since all leveling spots are full. We had a full group and even got the part for our Howling Stones key. It was great until Deborah, my bitch of a step mother, hid my keyboard when I got up to feed the cats. She’s so hard to deal with sometimes but it’s for my own good since I’m the reason my real mom left. Well, if you’re up for some leveling hit me up in game!

Signed,
Ranalthalas, Druid of the 44th Season

https://i.imgur.com/B21UZRK.png

Bboboo
02-19-2019, 12:18 AM
DAOC was some real shit.

aaezil
02-19-2019, 12:31 AM
eq pvp is little fairy pansies running around in circles for 30 minutes till one person drops dead from boredom SO FUN

Heebs13
02-19-2019, 12:47 AM
eq pvp is little fairy pansies running around in circles for 30 minutes till one person drops dead from boredom SO FUN

Please run in circles while a wizard is hitting you with lure of ice.

shuklak
02-19-2019, 03:19 AM
If red is so great then why doesn't anyone play it?

Bardp1999
02-19-2019, 05:49 AM
Because it's not great and EQ pvp is super duper retarded

kotton05
02-19-2019, 08:34 AM
Pvp is more fun than what you fucks do on a daily.

Aviann
02-19-2019, 09:16 AM
So I broke down and tried red... Killed Lolrun on my ranger and masturbated furiously. It was like a gazelle ran a lion through with it's horns. 10/10 will do again tonight

Clazxiss
02-19-2019, 12:22 PM
I just had a dream about a 200 player red, my dear pal Baldere was there. It was unclassic tho. And my corpse was by stairs on de_mirage within nro somehow.

I love your profile picture! Is that person cosplaying an EQ brownie!?

rictus204
02-19-2019, 01:23 PM
decided to dabble on red for once in the past few days. so far the zones are empty, until you are oom fighting 2 mobs, then somebodies twink comes outta the woodwork and kills ya. the same 5 people are repeating the same shit in ooc all night, and when you try to talk to the only other person you have seen your level to team up to try and kill the guy corpse camping the both of ya, they just log out.

i will say on one of my deaths a sanctuary guy came over, tossed me an guild invite, some gear and buffs. that was pretty legit. maybe if i stick it out one day i can experience one of OPs "big dick energy trains that will ruin my life and leave me with PTSD"

Aviann
02-19-2019, 01:29 PM
decided to dabble on red for once in the past few days. so far the zones are empty, until you are oom fighting 2 mobs, then somebodies twink comes outta the woodwork and kills ya. the same 5 people are repeating the same shit in ooc all night, and when you try to talk to the only other person you have seen your level to team up to try and kill the guy corpse camping the both of ya, they just log out.

i will say on one of my deaths a sanctuary guy came over, tossed me an guild invite, some gear and buffs. that was pretty legit. maybe if i stick it out one day i can experience one of OPs "big dick energy trains that will ruin my life and leave me with PTSD"

Holy shit dyzzi I miss you, and I do believe that I was probably grouped with you last night. You Blushie by chance? Arrigorn is my ranjah. Let's be friends again

America
02-19-2019, 01:30 PM
I love your profile picture! Is that person cosplaying an EQ brownie!?

It's an EQ druid cosplay with testament of vanear and a paw of opolla. You can see that she is a beautiful soul straightaway. blindingly bright. the image fills one with longing. I don't have the original handy but hope someone will post. :)

rictus204
02-19-2019, 01:47 PM
What's up Aviann! nah that wasn't me, but ill add ya and hollar at ya when im on.

MiRo2
02-19-2019, 02:12 PM
so far the zones are empty, until you are oom fighting 2 mobs, then somebodies twink comes outta the woodwork and kills ya.

This may have been me the other night, but to be fair if this was you I invited you to group with me multiple times. It was only after they decided to not group and compete for the same mobs that I killed them, then again when they pretended it didn't happen the first time and did the exact same thing a second time.

rictus204
02-19-2019, 04:37 PM
nah, that wasn't me. i would be super down to group, i want that sweet exp bonus, and homies to roll with for pvp.

fan D
02-19-2019, 07:17 PM
eq pvp is little fairy pansies running around in circles for 30 minutes till one person drops dead from boredom SO FUN

no, it's like being in <Aftermath> and killing Vyemm for the 643rd time, with 11 <Asgard> zoning in and attacking your healers and you have to break off the dragon and try to kill the attackers, then go back and finish the dragon

a litte salad dressing tossed on a plain garden salad, ya know?

America
02-19-2019, 07:18 PM
no, it's like being in <Aftermath> and killing Vyemm for the 643rd time, with 11 <Asgard> zoning in and attacking your healers and you have to break off the dragon and try to kill the attackers, then go back and finish the dragon

a litte salad dressing tossed on a plain garden salad, ya know?

speaking of tossing salad

let's get that poop pic again dirt queer

fan D
02-19-2019, 07:32 PM
check red rnf

aaezil
02-19-2019, 07:46 PM
Please run in circles while a wizard is hitting you with lure of ice.

You have lure of ice on red?

I'm so sorry. Truly.

ducktv
02-19-2019, 08:00 PM
Anyone who is up to group I’ll be around all night. I don’t have a job and I’m high on heroin. I am going to exp until my dick falls off.

Heebs13
02-19-2019, 08:25 PM
You have lure of ice on red?

I'm so sorry. Truly.

Time to work on your reading comprehension.

kotton05
02-20-2019, 08:43 AM
I’d recommend not trying red but instead I’d recommend putting your index finger up your butt. Def more enjoyable.

ducktv
02-20-2019, 07:19 PM
Just ordered a deluxe pizza from Domino’s. I’m going to grind all night now that my wife left me for my step dad-brother.

Bardp1999
02-21-2019, 05:21 AM
I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive that we desperatly need to wipe red