Rampage
02-07-2019, 07:54 AM
Aftermath Derangement Syndrome
Aftermath Derangement Syndrome (ADS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hate for the guild <Aftermath>, to the point they will abandon all logic and reason. They cannot stand that somebody they feel inferior to them is collecting their elf pixels.
Paranoia is also a common symptom of ADS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted as their harsh disdain is questioned, and in some cases believe they are about to be a victim of an imminent raid infraction, as they cannot comprehend routinely getting outskilled by a zerg. The paranoia does however not seem to be bad enough to make ADS sufferers attempt to actually contest many easily killable dragons.
Stage One: In the first stage of the disease, victims lose all sense of proportion. The guilds' mere presence provokes a firestorm, as if 104 primetime raiders were all it took to change the server.
Stage Two: The mid-level stages of ADS have a profound effect on the victim's vocabulary: Sufferers speak a distinctive language consisting solely of hyperbole. "Aftermath raids with 189 people online, how do they ever get loot when sharing it with so many people?? ROFL i logged in and saw that shit. Was hilarious! Let me post logs to spicy the cringe'ness."
Stage Three: As ADS progresses, the afflicted lose the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. They are appalled that Aftermath members are having such a fun time raiding together.
If properly treated, sufferers of ADS can make a full recovery. Many sufferers have been known to grow out of ADS, yet many can only be treated by having their condition directly treated through the application of leaving the raid scene entirely. It is also known that products containing soy can exacerbate the condition. Treatment is easier if spotted early. If you see something, say something.
Aftermath Derangement Syndrome (ADS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hate for the guild <Aftermath>, to the point they will abandon all logic and reason. They cannot stand that somebody they feel inferior to them is collecting their elf pixels.
Paranoia is also a common symptom of ADS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted as their harsh disdain is questioned, and in some cases believe they are about to be a victim of an imminent raid infraction, as they cannot comprehend routinely getting outskilled by a zerg. The paranoia does however not seem to be bad enough to make ADS sufferers attempt to actually contest many easily killable dragons.
Stage One: In the first stage of the disease, victims lose all sense of proportion. The guilds' mere presence provokes a firestorm, as if 104 primetime raiders were all it took to change the server.
Stage Two: The mid-level stages of ADS have a profound effect on the victim's vocabulary: Sufferers speak a distinctive language consisting solely of hyperbole. "Aftermath raids with 189 people online, how do they ever get loot when sharing it with so many people?? ROFL i logged in and saw that shit. Was hilarious! Let me post logs to spicy the cringe'ness."
Stage Three: As ADS progresses, the afflicted lose the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. They are appalled that Aftermath members are having such a fun time raiding together.
If properly treated, sufferers of ADS can make a full recovery. Many sufferers have been known to grow out of ADS, yet many can only be treated by having their condition directly treated through the application of leaving the raid scene entirely. It is also known that products containing soy can exacerbate the condition. Treatment is easier if spotted early. If you see something, say something.