BEFORE YOU QUIT P99!!!

[Sonderbeast]

Give me ur stuff

can contact me via PM, also on discord, or in game on Sond or Draconite. I will not pay you any money, you will have no reward for your hours of hard fought autism, and I will become the richest non-beard on the server.

Now accepting:

Holgresh Elder Beeds
White Dragon Scales
Green Dragon Scales (x3)
Puppet Strings
Bladestoppers
Crown of Moratality
Blade of Carnages
Scepter of Destruxxion (x2)
Lady M drops
Doze tear MQ's
Zlandicar's Talisman
Boots of the Storm
Manastone
Fungi staffs (prenerfed)
AoW Helm
AoW pants
any amount of precious pure platinum pieces

Good luck to you in your real life adventures or your non p99 adventures! But seriously give me your stuff. <3

[Syche]

I respect this.

[Jayzeus]

PM me 2 plz. just beads and manastone is fine

[snflanigan]

Underrated post.

[Sonderbeast]

PM me 2 plz. just beads and manastone is fine
any Guide reading this help he's stealing my thread

[Syche]

any Guide reading this help he's stealing my thread

Feel like there needs to be a rotation in this thread. As second poster, I should DEFINITELY come before third and fourth poster, etc.

[Wonkie]

greedy fat hobbit

[k9quaint]

OP is glorious :)

[Shodo]

+1 for great service, responded to my PM within minutes.

[Sonderbeast]

Please rotate between praising me, insulting me, and giving clever quips about current events.

in alphabetical order thx

[aaezil]

I have about 9000 aftermath tears to give out free of charge

[Sonderbeast]

I have about 9000 aftermath tears to give out free of charge

Only looking for items of value. Sorry your guild is dead.

(not sorry)

[Jauna]

Ill take a white dragonscale or two. I will do what sonder wont do and thank you

[Foxplay]

Give me your stuff, Ill delete it for you... promise

[beversami]

What guild will you jump to now and pretend to know everything?

[Mblake1981]

+5 forums points to OP.

[Tenderizer]

looking to take your pixels like the OP stated but instead of bathing in pixels I will stream them being deleted one by one till someone flips their shit.

[Mytral]

what is worth more? P99 platinum or Venezuelan bolívar?

Answer? They are both worthless now...........

[derpcake2]

if anyone is going to quit over this, send me your login details, and within 24 hours i will provide an in-depth no audio video of me showcashing your characters and deleting them

0 pm's will be received, you all feeble-spine from sitting at the comp too long

[Prostatus]

Taking offers on shawl of perception (https://wiki.project1999.com/Shawl_of_Perception)

Good luck getting one from the source

[Sonderbeast]

bumping to collect $$$ <--- pp symbols not real money nono no!

[Gilder]

I've got about 30-40k in shitty druid gear on my one and only char. Don't play anymore. But *WHY* should I give it to you.

[Mblake1981]

I've got about 30-40k in shitty druid gear on my one and only char. Don't play anymore. But *WHY* should I give it to you.

You shouldn't. You should give it to me. Reason: Because he was the one to ask but you questioned him, I came in and sniped just because I could. Its a whim so let wind blow favorably in my direction.

Take care.

[posun]

Legit opportunistic forumquest troll thread is now hot action scam thread don't fall for their dirty elf tricks.

[mickmoranis]

email me at sonder@redguides.com

[Mblake1981]

Legit opportunistic forumquest troll thread is now hot action scam thread don't fall for their dirty elf tricks.

Would you like to see the Blue Flames of Neriak?

[I Felt Nostalgic]

I don't need all your shit like a greedy bastard. I will take a fungi tunic or tranquil staff though if you have one you aren't using.

[Sonderbeast]

I've got about 30-40k in shitty druid gear on my one and only char. Don't play anymore. But *WHY* should I give it to you.

Why should I take your shitty druid gear?

Pfaw!

[indiscriminate_hater]

dibs on OP's stuff when he quits

[Dithien]

Too late. I gave everything to ALS.

[theonesler]

For 42 levels all I've wanted are two things:

Fungi Tunic
CoF

That's it. Happy clam after that. Until then, sad clam.

[Sonderbeast]

For 42 levels all I've wanted are two things:

Fungi Tunic
CoF

That's it. Happy clam after that. Until then, sad clam.

I have stacks of Fungi Tunic in the bank I'm after the real deal items ya'll

[ZiggyTheMuss]

I’ll take some AoW pants and elder beads if there are any left

[radda]

the things i could make p99 players do....

[Fireblade7]

I’m with theonesler, just a fungi tunic and cof lol. All I wanted on live and all I wanted here. Someday I’ll get em.

[Skuc]

But when one quits, those items no longer have any value. Zero. It would be like tossing ashes on someone, just because they asked you to. There can be no true motivation to do this and I would wager it's near universal, a pang of futility, comes with the thought of engaging in a pointless exchange.

They do as much good rotting, in the minds of the rejoined. Less effort, no guilt, exact same result. Which is nothing, it's nothing either way. It's just that one of the ways makes more sense, requiring absolutely zero concern, as such things deserve.

I can't believe how many alt-righters came from gaming and then presume to understand Nietzsche. What he knew was beyond the functional state your average angry gamer exists in. Not a slight, much less an accusation, I don't know any of you virgins... But it's a very funny juxtaposition to me. Universal lack of intrinsic value is really fuckin' cool, but not easily applied over a template of domination and acquisition. js
...Nihilism, the non-theoretical part, which eludes scholars because they tend to get stuck theorizing, can be of great value to anyone who grasps it and I will demonstrate it's utility, thusly, at any chance.

And then there's a rational-self-interest fail, too. The version of a quitting player you seek is rare and often spontaneous, when liquidating. So you have put out the word here, but the increase in chances doesn't honor your effort. Nit-pick, maybe you're doing this for the fun of having a lottery ticket. /shrug

Maybe your best bet would be to go deeper into the rumor mills, make friends who could alert you to a sudden meltdown-sale or something. You'd still end up in EC, too, most of the time; even with a good grapevine.

But the REAL reason I wanted to give this toad a lick (the thread), was to selfishly declare, truthfully, that if I ever were to quit, in an all-or-nothing scenario- I would fire up Fraps in Hi-Res and go to town, destroying every last thing I knew would get a decent cringe, across eight sixties and six epics- Vaults-full, of really neat shit, to give the stereotypical neckbeard seizures.

I would do it drunk as all-billy-hell, obnoxiously commenting on every substantial item I destroyed, to rub it in, for those assholes I'd really like to picture hyperventilating, in disbelief... That part would be more personal xD

And I would do in the pretty robe last, maybe even drag it out a while. "I guess I finally got my green scales, guys!" -Inside joke, but destroying ph4t l3wt is not a new idea to me. =P

I would have a second monitor, running riot porn, nazi-punching reels set to Slayer @ eleven. And of course the odd droppable, of high value and/or novelty, would randomly be handed to a level one hidden somewhere in the backwoods of Norrath. I guess I'd have to stream it, too, to get the full effect; so there's where the fantasy ends, too much fuckin' work over truly nothing.

Still, I stick by the one who brung me, as they say, and vote that 'nothing' is the appropriate action in response to your pleas- I just wanted to say that given the choice, destroying my shiznat on camera would be way more fun and stimulating for all, ergo, more productive; if I had some reason to need rid of it in permanence.

"...HOLLABACK@ UR ABYSS" -FREDDIE NICKELS

[Sonderbeast]

But when one quits, those items no longer have any value. Zero. It would be like tossing ashes on someone, just because they asked you to. There can be no true motivation to do this and I would wager it's near universal, a pang of futility, comes with the thought of engaging in a pointless exchange.

They do as much good rotting, in the minds of the rejoined. Less effort, no guilt, exact same result. Which is nothing, it's nothing either way. It's just that one of the ways makes more sense, requiring absolutely zero concern, as such things deserve.

I can't believe how many alt-righters came from gaming and then presume to understand Nietzsche. What he knew was beyond the functional state your average angry gamer exists in. Not a slight, much less an accusation, I don't know any of you virgins... But it's a very funny juxtaposition to me. Universal lack of intrinsic value is really fuckin' cool, but not easily applied over a template of domination and acquisition. js
...Nihilism, the non-theoretical part, which eludes scholars because they tend to get stuck theorizing, can be of great value to anyone who grasps it and I will demonstrate it's utility, thusly, at any chance.

And then there's a rational-self-interest fail, too. The version of a quitting player you seek is rare and often spontaneous, when liquidating. So you have put out the word here, but the increase in chances doesn't honor your effort. Nit-pick, maybe you're doing this for the fun of having a lottery ticket. /shrug

Maybe your best bet would be to go deeper into the rumor mills, make friends who could alert you to a sudden meltdown-sale or something. You'd still end up in EC, too, most of the time; even with a good grapevine.

But the REAL reason I wanted to give this toad a lick (the thread), was to selfishly declare, truthfully, that if I ever were to quit, in an all-or-nothing scenario- I would fire up Fraps in Hi-Res and go to town, destroying every last thing I knew would get a decent cringe, across eight sixties and six epics- Vaults-full, of really neat shit, to give the stereotypical neckbeard seizures.

I would do it drunk as all-billy-hell, obnoxiously commenting on every substantial item I destroyed, to rub it in, for those assholes I'd really like to picture hyperventilating, in disbelief... That part would be more personal xD

And I would do in the pretty robe last, maybe even drag it out a while. "I guess I finally got my green scales, guys!" -Inside joke, but destroying ph4t l3wt is not a new idea to me. =P

I would have a second monitor, running riot porn, nazi-punching reels set to Slayer @ eleven. And of course the odd droppable, of high value and/or novelty, would randomly be handed to a level one hidden somewhere in the backwoods of Norrath. I guess I'd have to stream it, too, to get the full effect; so there's where the fantasy ends, too much fuckin' work over truly nothing.

Still, I stick by the one who brung me, as they say, and vote that 'nothing' is the appropriate action in response to your pleas- I just wanted to say that given the choice, destroying my shiznat on camera would be way more fun and stimulating for all, ergo, more productive; if I had some reason to need rid of it in permanence.

"...HOLLABACK@ UR ABYSS" -FREDDIE NICKELS

didn't read give me ur stuff

[Mblake1981]

But when one quits, those items no longer have any value. Zero. It would be like tossing ashes on someone, just because they asked you to. There can be no true motivation to do this and I would wager it's near universal, a pang of futility, comes with the thought of engaging in a pointless exchange.

They do as much good rotting, in the minds of the rejoined. Less effort, no guilt, exact same result. Which is nothing, it's nothing either way. It's just that one of the ways makes more sense, requiring absolutely zero concern, as such things deserve.

I can't believe how many alt-righters came from gaming and then presume to understand Nietzsche. What he knew was beyond the functional state your average angry gamer exists in. Not a slight, much less an accusation, I don't know any of you virgins... But it's a very funny juxtaposition to me. Universal lack of intrinsic value is really fuckin' cool, but not easily applied over a template of domination and acquisition. js
...Nihilism, the non-theoretical part, which eludes scholars because they tend to get stuck theorizing, can be of great value to anyone who grasps it and I will demonstrate it's utility, thusly, at any chance.

And then there's a rational-self-interest fail, too. The version of a quitting player you seek is rare and often spontaneous, when liquidating. So you have put out the word here, but the increase in chances doesn't honor your effort. Nit-pick, maybe you're doing this for the fun of having a lottery ticket. /shrug

Maybe your best bet would be to go deeper into the rumor mills, make friends who could alert you to a sudden meltdown-sale or something. You'd still end up in EC, too, most of the time; even with a good grapevine.

But the REAL reason I wanted to give this toad a lick (the thread), was to selfishly declare, truthfully, that if I ever were to quit, in an all-or-nothing scenario- I would fire up Fraps in Hi-Res and go to town, destroying every last thing I knew would get a decent cringe, across eight sixties and six epics- Vaults-full, of really neat shit, to give the stereotypical neckbeard seizures.

I would do it drunk as all-billy-hell, obnoxiously commenting on every substantial item I destroyed, to rub it in, for those assholes I'd really like to picture hyperventilating, in disbelief... That part would be more personal xD

And I would do in the pretty robe last, maybe even drag it out a while. "I guess I finally got my green scales, guys!" -Inside joke, but destroying ph4t l3wt is not a new idea to me. =P

I would have a second monitor, running riot porn, nazi-punching reels set to Slayer @ eleven. And of course the odd droppable, of high value and/or novelty, would randomly be handed to a level one hidden somewhere in the backwoods of Norrath. I guess I'd have to stream it, too, to get the full effect; so there's where the fantasy ends, too much fuckin' work over truly nothing.

Still, I stick by the one who brung me, as they say, and vote that 'nothing' is the appropriate action in response to your pleas- I just wanted to say that given the choice, destroying my shiznat on camera would be way more fun and stimulating for all, ergo, more productive; if I had some reason to need rid of it in permanence.

"...HOLLABACK@ UR ABYSS" -FREDDIE NICKELS

https://i.imgur.com/Iv7OPEv.jpg?1

[Sonderbeast]

Mblake u old bro

[heyokah]

But when one quits, those items no longer have any value. Zero. It would be like tossing ashes on someone, just because they asked you to. There can be no true motivation to do this and I would wager it's near universal, a pang of futility, comes with the thought of engaging in a pointless exchange.

They do as much good rotting, in the minds of the rejoined. Less effort, no guilt, exact same result. Which is nothing, it's nothing either way. It's just that one of the ways makes more sense, requiring absolutely zero concern, as such things deserve.

I can't believe how many alt-righters came from gaming and then presume to understand Nietzsche. What he knew was beyond the functional state your average angry gamer exists in. Not a slight, much less an accusation, I don't know any of you virgins... But it's a very funny juxtaposition to me. Universal lack of intrinsic value is really fuckin' cool, but not easily applied over a template of domination and acquisition. js
...Nihilism, the non-theoretical part, which eludes scholars because they tend to get stuck theorizing, can be of great value to anyone who grasps it and I will demonstrate it's utility, thusly, at any chance.

And then there's a rational-self-interest fail, too. The version of a quitting player you seek is rare and often spontaneous, when liquidating. So you have put out the word here, but the increase in chances doesn't honor your effort. Nit-pick, maybe you're doing this for the fun of having a lottery ticket. /shrug

Maybe your best bet would be to go deeper into the rumor mills, make friends who could alert you to a sudden meltdown-sale or something. You'd still end up in EC, too, most of the time; even with a good grapevine.

But the REAL reason I wanted to give this toad a lick (the thread), was to selfishly declare, truthfully, that if I ever were to quit, in an all-or-nothing scenario- I would fire up Fraps in Hi-Res and go to town, destroying every last thing I knew would get a decent cringe, across eight sixties and six epics- Vaults-full, of really neat shit, to give the stereotypical neckbeard seizures.

I would do it drunk as all-billy-hell, obnoxiously commenting on every substantial item I destroyed, to rub it in, for those assholes I'd really like to picture hyperventilating, in disbelief... That part would be more personal xD

And I would do in the pretty robe last, maybe even drag it out a while. "I guess I finally got my green scales, guys!" -Inside joke, but destroying ph4t l3wt is not a new idea to me. =P

I would have a second monitor, running riot porn, nazi-punching reels set to Slayer @ eleven. And of course the odd droppable, of high value and/or novelty, would randomly be handed to a level one hidden somewhere in the backwoods of Norrath. I guess I'd have to stream it, too, to get the full effect; so there's where the fantasy ends, too much fuckin' work over truly nothing.

Still, I stick by the one who brung me, as they say, and vote that 'nothing' is the appropriate action in response to your pleas- I just wanted to say that given the choice, destroying my shiznat on camera would be way more fun and stimulating for all, ergo, more productive; if I had some reason to need rid of it in permanence.

"...HOLLABACK@ UR ABYSS" -FREDDIE NICKELS
Read this and stroked my chin in contemplation. Or did I?

[Skuc]

https://youtu.be/bf2tBFfMLMk

[Sonderbeast]

https://youtu.be/bf2tBFfMLMk

sketchy link worth the click