Well that escalated quickly...

[Iksar_with_a_plan]

A personal record for me...
10587

[TheSurgeon]

Shame the autist.

[fan D]

i thought this was gonna be about the 39page novel written by the cringel0rd in <Tempest> guild thread

[Mead]

Why did you edit his name out?

Rated 1 star until you correct that

[Bboboo]

moving to seek help

[Pint]

Yes you did escalate that quickly, bravo

[NegaStoat]

I'm a little confused. He was asking a price you weren't willing to pay for the weapon, but he added "I'm in a good mood". The correct response would have been to tell him what you were willing to pay for it, and end it with "If you accept my offer then we'll both be in a good mood!"

[shuklak]

I'm a little confused. He was asking a price you weren't willing to pay for the weapon, but he added "I'm in a good mood". The correct response would have been to tell him what you were willing to pay for it, and end it with "If you accept my offer then we'll both be in a good mood!"100% would have worked.

[ScaringChildren]

When two people meet and they instantly hate each other without even saying a word.

[Legidias]

Is this the EQ version of someone asking a chick out, getting denied, then instantly calling them a slut?

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/SYEgFSp.jpg

[raski]

https://i.imgur.com/SYEgFSp.jpg

legit lol'd :D

[Tuurin]

Is this the "social" aspect of the game that got ruined by the Bazaar? Kekeke

[Mblake1981]

Is this the "social" aspect of the game that got ruined by the Bazaar? Kekeke

Removing reasons to call your fellow man a cunt, established 2002.

[Mblake1981]

It was the year 2001: Zone into Wakening Lands, step into an /ooc argument going on.. looks good.

"you waste of semen" gets dropped.

Laugh so hard you remember it 20 years later.

[Tuurin]

It's definitely a remarkable quote. Just spent the last 2-3 minutes thinking of the rhetorical possibility of "wasting" semen. Not sure how that would even be possible from a biological standpoint.

I suppose in a very narrow time-frame, you could theoretically "waste" a shot or two, but all it takes is a few minutes to recharge the ol' ion cannon, and you're ready to waste some more, right?

[Endorra]

Creative wasting of semen is a lifelong theme of mine, actually.

[Mblake1981]

It's definitely a remarkable quote. Just spent the last 2-3 minutes thinking of the rhetorical possibility of "wasting" semen. Not sure how that would even be possible from a biological standpoint.

I suppose in a very narrow time-frame, you could theoretically "waste" a shot or two, but all it takes is a few minutes to recharge the ol' ion cannon, and you're ready to waste some more, right?

The guy was such an idiot he was a waste of good semen.

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as the brown stain on the mattress, I think you've been cheated!" -R. Lee Ermey (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KLy7wecy-U)

[Iksar_with_a_plan]

I'm a little confused. He was asking a price you weren't willing to pay for the weapon, but he added "I'm in a good mood". The correct response would have been to tell him what you were willing to pay for it, and end it with "If you accept my offer then we'll both be in a good mood!"

The weapon in question was an exq velium claidhmore, which on average is sold for less than half of that. I couldve offered something like 5.5k but I knew in the back of my mind that if someone was selling it for that price, and the fact that the dude seemed a little weird that there was no way it was gonna end with me buying it

[shuklak]

So you didn't have much of a plan did you?

[Iksar_with_a_plan]

I don't understand the question..

[ScaringChildren]

Creative wasting of semen is a lifelong theme of mine, actually.

https://i.imgur.com/CknaRUC.png

[TheSurgeon]

https://i.imgur.com/CknaRUC.png

Mother fucking revolting, and yet probably true.

[Iksar_with_a_plan]

Wow, ^^^ Now THAT escalated quickly....

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/4iU0x0c.png

[ScaringChildren]

That's grindr, right?

I'm amazing how straight-looking these dudes look.

It's making me nervous like maybe my close friends are secretly checking out my ass behind my back.

[d3r14k]

Your ass looks like two bowls of jello in a potato sack. No one is checking that out.

(I'm kidding, I'm sure your ass is fine.)

[solidious77]

https://i.imgur.com/SYEgFSp.jpg

[ScaringChildren]

Your ass looks like two bowls of jello in a potato sack. No one is checking that out.

(I'm kidding, I'm sure your ass is fine.)

I don't know if I'd rather my friends look at my dick or ass. It's a tough decision.

One of my ex-girlfriend's wouldn't let me wear a pair of jeans out because "other girls will look at your dick".

My dick wasn't protruding, so I was confused.

Maybe she just hated those jeans.

[Iksar_with_a_plan]

I don't know if I'd rather my friends look at my dick or ass. It's a tough decision.

One of my ex-girlfriend's wouldn't let me wear a pair of jeans out because "other girls will look at your dick".

My dick wasn't protruding, so I was confused.

Maybe she just hated those jeans.

That's a red flag fo sho

[Jauna]

Saving the fake target thing for later use.

[Saludeen]

One time this chick told me I could "do it" (cant use the c word gotta be classy) inside of her, right before I was about to. But I was too smart for that trick and asked if she was on the pill and she foolishly said no. Now she's probably still mad years later cause she should have lied cause she woulda had a really good looking baby with great genetics, high intelligence, good sense of humor, etc, and wondered why I wouldn't and probably feels offended. And its cause if a chick says that right before you're about to and not like.. in the middle of it then that means she just wants to trick you and that's definitely not someone you wanna do it in. Was still pretty good though. Another reason cause 7/10 and not 1010 like I deserve.

[Saludeen]

But yea I woulda offered like 4k

[Swish2]

One time this chick told me I could "do it" (cant use the c word gotta be classy) inside of her, right before I was about to. But I was too smart for that trick and asked if she was on the pill and she foolishly said no. Now she's probably still mad years later cause she should have lied cause she woulda had a really good looking baby with great genetics, high intelligence, good sense of humor, etc, and wondered why I wouldn't and probably feels offended. And its cause if a chick says that right before you're about to and not like.. in the middle of it then that means she just wants to trick you and that's definitely not someone you wanna do it in. Was still pretty good though. Another reason cause 7/10 and not 1010 like I deserve.

So you're into eugenics?

https://i.imgur.com/IMzASbn.gif





https://i.imgur.com/iFlPi9S.gif

This thread really is escalating.

[Saludeen]

So you're into eugenics?

https://i.imgur.com/IMzASbn.gif





https://i.imgur.com/iFlPi9S.gif

This thread really is escalating.

Nah only personal decision.

[Saludeen]

And I actually have no idea what that item goes for now but if someone wants to overprice then just offer low and expect them to just get mad and ignore anyway.