Petition Forum

[Lazzdar]

Is the Petition forum not tended to anymore. Been waiting since Jan 4th to have my IP Exempted so my wife and I can play together. We met on EQ back in 1999 and haven't played together since. Would really love to experience it again.

[Oleris]

Takes up to 3 months.

[Prostatus]

Women have a bad history of causing problems on this server. They might not grant her access.

[Mead]

people who make these threads without searching for the 9 million other ones created before it shouldn't get IP exemptions

[Swish2]

We met on EQ back in 1999 and haven't played together since.

A likely story.

[Jauna]

get caught 2boxing = account deletion on the spot
they check regularly. its not one and done
gl

[Jauna]

Also they answer petitions from oldest to newest. worded poorly but if you bump your thread you go right to the back of the line

[Bardp1999]

My wife loves following me around to cast haste/c2 on my group and then AFKing for long periods of time in between. She lacks fingers on her right hand, has carple tunnel in her left, and is mentally retarded. So obviously the two box test is inefficient on her,,,, but she is also great at rezing and porting despite her limitations. Some call it true love.

[Jauna]

I will never forget the guy who paid a hooker to 2box with him to get exempt and got caught 2boxing hours later after getting the pass and tried to come to the forums to explain the situation on not getting his disabled son's account deleted

[Lazzdar]

Page says up to 2 weeks. Wasn't sure how accurate that was these days.

Mead I didn't ask for your personal opinion.

I understand the two boxing-thing. Never had any interest in the whole two-boxing thing. Too much trouble, imo.

And yes, my wife has all appendages, digits, and loves to play. :)

[Lazzdar]

Contrary to popular belief, not everyone applying for IP exemption is trying to sneak two-boxing in.

[kotton05]

As a matter of fact most people who two box use a vpn and vmware. Don’t need an ip exemption.

[mattydef]

I put an IP exemption in back in October /shrug

[Champion_Standing]

Your request has been denied because of fictional wife. Please reapply for an exemption with a better story.

[Mikebro]

There's no time frame for petitions anymore.... some people get answered instantly others could take up to 3 months.

[Moerne]

Page says up to 2 weeks. Wasn't sure how accurate that was these days.



The handle these kinds of petitions in batches. It's very, very common for it to take over a month for an exemption request to go through. There's a new post about this from petitioners on almost a weekly basis. It'll get handled eventually, you just have to have patience.

[Bardp1999]

Your request has been denied because of fictional wife. Please reapply for an exemption with a better story.

I legit spit out my drink laughing

*golf clap*

[maskedmelon]

Women have a bad history of causing problems on this server. They might not grant her access.

anyone else initially read this chap's name as praw-STATE-us as in the Roman god of seminal fluids?

[mishurza]

I put in an IP exemption at one point for my brother and I to play from the same IP address for a single weekend. He was coming to town because our Aunt had died. We didn't even end up having time that weekend to play, but they still approved the IP exemption in time. Hope you didn't bump the petition request, that hoses you.

[Madbad]

be sure to bump it regularly for visibility

[Irulan]

Government shutdown

[Lazzdar]

Your request has been denied because of fictional wife. Please reapply for an exemption with a better story.

:D:D:D

[Lazzdar]

You want a story? Ok here goes. It was 1999. I was a dark elf warrior named Lazzdar. I was running through Neriak 3rd Gate. A dark elf girl - Malicenew - was running by, stopped, and asked me to marry her. Was back when GMs did that sort of thing...held marriages between characters and stuff. I was amused by it, but we ended up running out and grouping. We joined a guild called the Iron League. Made lots of friends... We ended up becoming a thing long distance as she was in upstate New York, I in Washington state.

After about a year, we went our separate ways and each married another. He was an arse and abusive to her...my wife I'd introduced to EQ. After about 2 years she ended up running off with a clan member to California.

After seven years apart, I was on Yahoo messenger and saw my old EQ flame pop on. Both our marriages fell apart. So we ended up continuing where we'd left off. She'd moved down to southern Florida at this time. She flew up to visit. When she was supposed to leave, she couldn't and ended up missing her flight back. She took the next one, got back, and on the way back decided she was moving to Washington. This was 2004. She'd been here ever since. We got married in 2012, have an 8 year old son.

Aaaaaand we just want to experience EQ together again.

Story? Nope. 100% true.

;)

[Lazzdar]

Sorry, my math was a bit off. We were apart 5cyears, not seven. Wanted to correct that detail before everyone was like, that's wrong so everything's a lie!!" Haha

[Polixa]

Sorry, my math was a bit off. We were apart 5cyears, not seven. Wanted to correct that detail before everyone was like, that's wrong so everything's a lie!!" Haha


TYPO, THEREORE EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS A LIE

[Zal22]

You want a story? Ok here goes. It was 1999. I was a dark elf warrior named Lazzdar. I was running through Neriak 3rd Gate. A dark elf girl - Malicenew - was running by, stopped, and asked me to marry her. Was back when GMs did that sort of thing...held marriages between characters and stuff. I was amused by it, but we ended up running out and grouping. We joined a guild called the Iron League. Made lots of friends... We ended up becoming a thing long distance as she was in upstate New York, I in Washington state.

After about a year, we went our separate ways and each married another. He was an arse and abusive to her...my wife I'd introduced to EQ. After about 2 years she ended up running off with a clan member to California.

After seven years apart, I was on Yahoo messenger and saw my old EQ flame pop on. Both our marriages fell apart. So we ended up continuing where we'd left off. She'd moved down to southern Florida at this time. She flew up to visit. When she was supposed to leave, she couldn't and ended up missing her flight back. She took the next one, got back, and on the way back decided she was moving to Washington. This was 2004. She'd been here ever since. We got married in 2012, have an 8 year old son.

Aaaaaand we just want to experience EQ together again.

Story? Nope. 100% true.

;)

Feel bad for you. Sorry EQ is your life.

[Cecily]

And then everyone on the bus clapped.

[KansasComrade]

Page says up to 2 weeks. Wasn't sure how accurate that was these days.

Mead I didn't ask for your personal opinion.

I understand the two boxing-thing. Never had any interest in the whole two-boxing thing. Too much trouble, imo.

And yes, my wife has all appendages, digits, and loves to play. :)

So what's her deal, she single?

[KansasComrade]

Feel bad for you. Sorry EQ is your life.

Oh, 8 year old kid, nm.

[KansasComrade]

Oh, 8 year old kid, nm.

I dun fucked up

[Bardp1999]

If this isn't immersion then I don't know what is

Filing under Yikes

[Whitebreadd]

Well this is horrible news. My wife and I just attempted to play tonight when i found out about the little ip expemtion requirement. I was hoping the approval would be very quick. Sad times :/

[Lazzdar]

EQ's not my life, but it IS a big part of it.

[Lazzdar]

I dun fucked up

Sorry, but I don't look at my son as a fuck up. :mad:

[LazyHydras]

Do we have like...a general understanding of WHY it takes months for your petition to be answered in any way?

In 2017, I opened a petition thread because I flubbed a turn in for my HS key and was hoping they'd help me out. After a week passed, I, being a novice at how long these things take, posted a response that I already got a new key, but it would have been nice to get a response. A guide posted back, 1 month later, saying that my attitude wasn't appreciated.


I've had a petition thread open for 2 weeks about getting a 1 week suspension. Obviously I am not suspended now, but I'd still like to know why I was suspended in the first place. >>;


I'm no forum god or anything, but wouldn't it be reasonable to place things like bans / suspension on a higher priority list than, say, my first petition for an item reimbursement cause I messed up a hand-in?

[kotton05]

Think North Korea and that’s your reason

[LazyHydras]

Think North Korea and that’s your reason

Sounds about right.

[derpcake2]

just leech your neighbors wifi for boxing

like all the pro players

[LazyHydras]

my guess is staff consists of dads.

if i were a dad, i would rather take time to be a dad instead of spend my nights and weekends making sure some guy can "play with his nephew" (a.k.a. box) on a server where you're not supposed to box (but hundreds of people do it every day anyway because it's really poorly policed and really easy to get away with).

confirmed server staff are being good dads.

take time to be a dad today!

fatherhood.gov! (http://fatherhood.gov)

Username checks out.

[Grail3r]

your other PC I mean wife is taking my spot in group .

[Triode]

...my wife I'd introduced to EQ. After about 2 years she ended up running off with a clan member to California.


How has this not become the focus of the thread?

[Lazzdar]

How has this not become the focus of the thread?

Because it's not really that interesting?