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commed
12-10-2018, 05:12 AM
sometimes when i play P99 i don't wear any pants i usually find myself thinking should i touch my penis but i never do because the games so damn sick

Bboboo
12-10-2018, 06:31 AM
how we gunna rate those trousers if you aren't wearing any?

Swish2
12-10-2018, 07:17 AM
2014 - https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1327729&postcount=1

Surely not?

ScaringChildren
12-10-2018, 07:20 AM
I only touch myself when I'm on Discord with my guild

deezy
12-10-2018, 08:01 AM
i took an oath to only touch my penis while i stream

Irulan
12-10-2018, 09:40 AM
Delete valuable pixels. Reroll repeatedly.

kotton05
12-10-2018, 10:52 AM
Brad smiles upon your unsheathed penis

Jauna
12-10-2018, 01:43 PM
sexdoll sitting on a pillow in front of my chair
my genitals hanging over its shoulder
hating myself
for not spending the extra money for a dark blue elf one
and having to settle for a small not-tanned elf
but contemplate on buying a tanned elf head for my other doll to at the very least have a japanese version of a dark elf
This is how I play the game

d3r14k
12-10-2018, 02:19 PM
Why does this thread exist?

What's going on in here?

Jauna
12-10-2018, 02:26 PM
Why does this thread exist?

What's going on in here?

Combination of being in the same place for about 8 or 9 years and finally spiraling out of control torn between the human nature of moving on and the autistic nature of not being able to change things around me.

Dedication or obsession, cant tell anymore. only thing I know is that I need to get 29 on my enchanter so I can feel useful again because this is the third time today I got "oh, just breeze"

ScaringChildren
12-10-2018, 03:40 PM
i used to have a wow ui mod that made part of the screen transparent to ur desktop. i would watch porn in a ingame window while i did alterac valley grind. i was a horny lil thing

what genre did you watch?

ScaringChildren
12-10-2018, 04:07 PM
gokkun / bukkake

ah, a fine connoisseur I see

ScaringChildren
12-10-2018, 05:06 PM
casting Spell: Vial of Viscous Mana

Wonkie
12-10-2018, 05:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hOGmxta.jpg

d3r14k
12-10-2018, 06:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/X8Bsicb.png

Swish2
12-10-2018, 07:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9OCW9Ya.gif

Bardp1999
12-10-2018, 08:07 PM
I always assume anyone in my group is either 1) currently jacking, or 2) has just finished jacking

Endorra
12-10-2018, 08:15 PM
I have wiped raids (plural) by missing MT heals due to the spasms of masturbatory climax

ScaringChildren
12-10-2018, 08:45 PM
I have wiped raids (plural) by missing MT heals due to the spasms of masturbatory climax

That's why you aim your load at one of your hotkey buttons

d3r14k
12-10-2018, 09:38 PM
Takes a lot of force to push down a key on a keyboard o.O

mickmoranis
12-10-2018, 09:42 PM
I jerk off while I'm logged in so much my aids turned into raids

Wonkie
12-10-2018, 09:46 PM
Takes a lot of force to push down a key on a keyboard o.O

https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/weak-ejaculation

ScaringChildren
12-10-2018, 09:51 PM
https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/weak-ejaculation

Retrograde ejaculation

That's a good band name

Tethler
12-10-2018, 11:42 PM
I always assume anyone in my group is either 1) currently jacking, or 2) has just finished jacking

3) just finished, and currently jacking

Tenderizer
12-11-2018, 09:47 AM
I always assume anyone in my group is either 1) currently jacking, or 2) has just finished jacking

should we be concerned that you think everyone is masterbating around you? I bet youre getting hot just thinking about it.

Cecily
12-11-2018, 11:40 AM
3) just finished, and currently jacking

https://i.imgur.com/vMSfKhl.png

You can assume there’s a reasonable period of time when your male companions are likely to not be jacking, most likely the scenario you described. I am pretty certain the strength of a stimuli on a neuron is inversely proportinate to the degree it will become hyperpolarized after firing an action potential. Neurons follow an all or none, not all one or none however the connection to Dr. Bronner’s magic soaps needs to be investigated now, meaning that without a stimulus of sufficient strength to reach a threshold level, an action potential (orgasm) cannot fire. A weaker orgasm would lead to a shorter enervation of target tissues and a shorter refractory period and vice versa.

Cecily
12-11-2018, 11:41 AM
Sorry, proportionate. Not inversely..

Cecily
12-11-2018, 12:05 PM
Something something sodium ion channels in the axon. Not sure what the ion it is in the cell body for graded potential buildup and I need to know that before comprehensive lecture final on Friday, among a few other things. I wanna say sodium as well. I know acetylcholine / calcium / sodium involved with muscle contractions. Point being, you can’t jerk it until those na2+ ion channels reset to their testing state or nothing will happen.

58/60 on lab final. I need... a 65% on final to get an A.

ScaringChildren
12-11-2018, 12:26 PM
https://i.imgur.com/vMSfKhl.png


I bet "Woman C" is a squirter.

Cecily
12-11-2018, 12:32 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jHsTbyT.jpg

So typically, the outer portion of a cell membrane is more positive and the inner portion is more negative. During an action potential, voltage-gated Na+ ion channels in the cell membrane open in response to this difference in charge (membrane potential) switching into a depolarized positive cell interior and negative cell exterior. More Na+ inside the cell makes the interior positive relative to the exterior and this causes the voltage-gated Na* ion channels to open and dump more Na+ further along in the axon. This propagation of an action potential continues until it reaches the terminal branches and the neuron releases it’s neurotransmitter.

So basically, we are stuck with a bunch of sodium in our axons and it’s useless till we get that out. The Na+/K+ ATPase enzyme (sodium-potassium pump) facilitates this by breaking down adenosine triphosphate into adenosine diphosphate, using the energy in the Pi (inorganic phosphate) ion to activate a change of shape in this carrier protein which kicks 3 Na+ inside of the cell out and brings 2 K+ outside of the cell in. This along with ion leak channels restores the neuron membrane to a resting state allowing more jerking.

Jauna
12-11-2018, 01:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/vMSfKhl.png

What is this? a masturbatory chart for ants?

Bardp1999
12-11-2018, 02:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/p2bQPhy.jpg

kjs86z
12-14-2018, 10:05 AM
https://i.redd.it/miphqa7ed4421.jpg

TheSurgeon
12-14-2018, 11:46 AM
https://i.imgur.com/jHsTbyT.jpg

So typically, the outer portion of a cell membrane is more positive and the inner portion is more negative. During an action potential, voltage-gated Na+ ion channels in the cell membrane open in response to this difference in charge (membrane potential) switching into a depolarized positive cell interior and negative cell exterior. More Na+ inside the cell makes the interior positive relative to the exterior and this causes the voltage-gated Na* ion channels to open and dump more Na+ further along in the axon. This propagation of an action potential continues until it reaches the terminal branches and the neuron releases it’s neurotransmitter.

So basically, we are stuck with a bunch of sodium in our axons and it’s useless till we get that out. The Na+/K+ ATPase enzyme (sodium-potassium pump) facilitates this by breaking down adenosine triphosphate into adenosine diphosphate, using the energy in the Pi (inorganic phosphate) ion to activate a change of shape in this carrier protein which kicks 3 Na+ inside of the cell out and brings 2 K+ outside of the cell in. This along with ion leak channels restores the neuron membrane to a resting state allowing more jerking.

Maybe in the next GED level biology lecture they will cover sexual refractory periods. What you have shown is nothing more than the movement of the action potential. When the community college covers the endocrine system, then you might be on the right path to discovering the mystery of the refractory period. But it most fucking certainly isn't about god damn sodium and potassium balance.

Cecily
12-14-2018, 12:53 PM
I’m just bullshitting my (relatively poor) understanding of the nervous system in terms of dicks, which are covered next semester in the reproductive system. It’s not a perfect analogy but it helps me think about what I do know. What does the endocrine system have to do with it?

TheSurgeon
12-14-2018, 02:16 PM
I’m just bullshitting my (relatively poor) understanding of the nervous system in terms of dicks, which are covered next semester in the reproductive system. It’s not a perfect analogy but it helps me think about what I do know. What does the endocrine system have to do with it?

I was just talking shit. As far as I'm aware the actual refractory mechanisms are only theorized, but it's not my area of practice so I'm not certain.

ScaringChildren
12-14-2018, 02:40 PM
I actually welcome and encourage the amateur study of the dick system.

I've been calling the local schools around my area and asking them if they'd like me to speak as a special guest but I haven't received any calls back.

mickmoranis
12-14-2018, 03:09 PM
please quote and reply to this inquiry:

How many people have, at least once, said screw it and jerked off while they were in a PUG or raid?

I'm not saying you jerked it to EQ, which is perfectly acceptable, but you like just said screw it, and went to porn hub or something and whipped it out.

Rules: You cant have done this soloing, there have to be people who were actively engaging with you either as a group mate or in group/guild conversation while this happened.

Sub rule: If you do this while soloing reply, SoloJerk.

IF you regularly solojerk it, but also have group jerked it, reply SoloJerk and GroupJerk.

ScaringChildren
12-14-2018, 03:39 PM
I jerk it to Kaight's streams

kjs86z
12-14-2018, 04:03 PM
please quote and reply to this inquiry:

How many people have, at least once, said screw it and jerked off while they were in a PUG or raid?

I'm not saying you jerked it to EQ, which is perfectly acceptable, but you like just said screw it, and went to porn hub or something and whipped it out.

Rules: You cant have done this soloing, there have to be people who were actively engaging with you either as a group mate or in group/guild conversation while this happened.

Sub rule: If you do this while soloing reply, SoloJerk.

IF you regularly solojerk it, but also have group jerked it, reply SoloJerk and GroupJerk.

Hundreds of people have received my buffs almost immediately after a self-induced orgasm.

ScaringChildren
12-14-2018, 05:19 PM
Hundreds of people have received my buffs almost immediately after a self-induced orgasm.

https://i.imgur.com/nhKHp6H.png

ScaringChildren
12-14-2018, 05:53 PM
have any group masturbators here ever incorporated the game-playing into their fantasy? like, feeling that they were including their groupmates or raid into their masturbation against their will, and liking that feeling? like cumming haste onto unwilling dwarf melees? would love to hear about that, and i'm declaring this a judgment free zone

I'd auto-erotic asphyxiate myself every time our warrior popped a disc

Bardp1999
12-14-2018, 06:52 PM
I’m just bullshitting my (relatively poor) understanding of the nervous system in terms of dicks

The hit 90s album Enema of The State by Blink182 can have the track list described in terms of dicks also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SLxkBUw-bI&list=PLlQPZZMfamX-xUoA6aonzOPJ9zbhIAhej

1)Dick Weed
2) Dick Don't Leave me
3) Dicks Exist
4) Going Away to Dick
5) What's My Dick Again?
6) Dick Gary
7) Dick's Song
8) All The Small Dicks
9) The Dick Song
10) Dick
11) Wendy Dick
12) Dick Anthem

LulzSe©t
12-15-2018, 01:23 PM
stern cringe

commed
12-19-2018, 02:19 AM
HaHa i forgot about this thread after i started it and yes taken a break from raiding to jerk it