The Swipe Left Thread

[America]

Post screenshots when u swipe left

ill start

https://i.imgur.com/3kpxzSf.png

[Nexii]

"I'm a trap not a trans"

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/3OuaRnu.png

[mickmoranis]

What are these screens from? That very popular mobile game called Abortion Quest?

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/TqfFwR5.png

[America]

that's a very rude post!

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/7lkiq3T.png

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/AM2tp86.png

[Vaye]

that's a very rude post!

Just a troll in poor taste. He cray.

[Vaye]

"I'm a trap not a trans"

Furries insta swipe left.

[Irulan]

that's a very rude post!

Id swipe right.

@all of these profiles they are just abusive n3rds tryna shop for easy to manipulate. Or maybe hypomasculine performance art?

IDK. I only wanna smash laryni.

I guess I'm down if you guys are full of hate hardwired into your brains, but give us legit reasons and some inspirational msgs.

[Cecily]

Furries insta swipe left.

[Ahldagor]

Swiper no swiping?

[mickmoranis]

Id swipe right.

@all of these profiles they are just abusive n3rds tryna shop for easy to manipulate. Or maybe hypomasculine performance art?

IDK. I only wanna smash laryni.

I guess I'm down if you guys are full of hate hardwired into your brains, but give us legit reasons and some inspirational msgs.

Swiping left on this one.

[Irulan]

Swiping left on this one.

Good, good, let you're agency rustle through you... Helps filter out the boring/ bottom of the barrel.

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/TqfFwR5.png

Who is that? I’m guessing a p99 poster

Furries insta swipe left.

And bronies

[Nexii]

Your loss, lots of hot yiffing action out there. Though the majority of furries are gay males, it's not the best fandom to approach as a trap.

I like MLP but wouldn't consider myself a bronie.

[Irulan]

Your loss, lots of hot yiffing action out there. Though the majority of furries are gay males, it's not the best fandom to approach as a trap.

I like MLP but wouldn't consider myself a bronie.

[X] swipes right and slaydomies betamale cucks

[Nexii]

[x] swipes left on beta males
[x] swipes right on submissive males (aka unicorn)

[America]

Good, good, let you're agency rustle through you...

god thats good

[America]

Who is that? I’m guessing a p99 poster

it's me 1/10th of way to aesthetic but yet unquestionably charming

will update!

[Irulan]

god thats good

It took a few edits. Thanks :p

[Irulan]

it's me 1/10th of way to aesthetic but yet unquestionably charming

will update!

I'd say ur more don't let jealous gammas troll u

[America]

i never really thought of u as literary until recent months. but you deliver some of the top turns of phrase on this hole forum board.

u really turned out to be a grower-not-a-shower.

[Irulan]

[x] swipes left on beta males
[x] swipes right on submissive males (aka unicorn)

Good seriousface correction if so, I wasn't poking U

[America]

I'd say ur more don't let jealous gammas troll u

nah i am planning to go far.

i'm past 1/10 of the way to very attractive tho, yes.

no-1 is telling me i'm not cute anymore.


https://i.imgur.com/jCXVeYt.jpg

but thats a story for a swiperight thread.

[Irulan]

i never really thought of u as literary until recent months. but you deliver some of the top turns of phrase on this hole forum board.

u really turned out to be a grower-not-a-shower.

Lol, yeah. Literary. Naw. Snarkastic. Yaw.

nah i am planning to go far.

i'm past 1/10 of the way to very attractive tho, yes.

Yeah.

[Nexii]

Good seriousface correction if so, I wasn't poking U

Oh couldn't tell, it's whatever though :)

[Nexii]

nah i am planning to go far.

i'm past 1/10 of the way to very attractive tho, yes.

no-1 is telling me i'm not cute anymore.


https://i.imgur.com/jCXVeYt.jpg

but thats a story for a swiperight thread.

You have a nice smile. I think you should grow your hair out a little longer. I may be biased but I'd say at least to the shoulders.

[Irulan]

She's way hotter than this she's just not sharing lol.

[Ahldagor]

Is it me or do most of the transpersons on this board have hypersimilar eye socket and cheek bone structures?

[Nexii]

Is it me or do most of the transpersons on this board have hypersimilar eye socket and cheek bone structures?

We are legion. We are

https://i.imgur.com/zdg3AYM.jpg

[misterbonkers]

https://imgur.com/a/ZrEeiTM

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/z0fpUMY.jpg
[X] Jimmiesexxual
[X] Jimmiegenderism
[X] jimmiejusticetheory
[X] lifts own weight
[X] drinks a gallon of jimmieselfs own vegan cruelty free kale soup each day.

Goddess bless.

[Irulan]

We are legion. We are

https://i.imgur.com/zdg3AYM.jpg

Yes, also meant to reply to alhgodor, not critique u

Is it me or do most of the transpersons on this board have hypersimilar eye socket and cheek bone structures?



Probably because its genetic and we all have similar endocrinology and sexual development.

#androgeninsensativityisreal

[X] Also nordic ethnosuperiority

[Ahldagor]

Yes, also meant to reply to alhgodor, not critique u





Probably because its genetic and we all have similar endocrinology and sexual development.

#androgeninsensativityisreal

[X] Also nordic ethnosuperiority

Have there been dna studies on transpersons? Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

[Ahldagor]

We are legion. We are

https://i.imgur.com/zdg3AYM.jpg

Lol, well played. *wink

[Nexii]

Way ahead of you all on Nordic ethnosuperiority

Vanadis may refer to:
Vanadís, an additional name of the Norse goddess Freyja

Nexii has always been xenophobic as well. Outsiders stay out!

[ScaringChildren]

https://imgur.com/a/ZrEeiTM

I actually liked this. Pretty crafty.

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/z0fpUMY.jpg
[X] Jimmiesexxual
[X] Jimmiegenderism
[X] jimmiejusticetheory
[X] lifts own weight
[X] drinks a gallon of jimmieselfs own vegan cruelty free kale soup each day.

Goddess bless.

Looks like a cup of shrimp juice or something.

I see a shrimp tail in there.

[Phenyo]

whole thread is a few people talking to themselves on alt accounts

yikes

[Irulan]

Have there been dna studies on transpersons? Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

"They" know what likely hood of genetic mutations on the Y they'll find in MTFs and what causes disorders of sexual development. So our genome is documented. Problem is it's only like 30% incidence in "transgender" people, different studies were done under different diagnoses and by different doctors. "Gender Dysphoria" vs "Gender Identity Disorder". And the umbrella being huge under current definitions... basically means everyone is trans, so the stats are bullshit applied to the general pop. Anyway I only know a lot because I read and learn about everything. No one wants to really do good science and it's all shit, but the alt right stuff is fucking wack bullshit.

Way ahead of you all on Nordic ethnosuperiority

Vanadis may refer to:
Vanadís, an additional name of the Norse goddess Freyja

Nexii has always been xenophobic as well. Outsiders stay out!

My hair getting blonder in the sun. Lil reddish too.

I actually liked this. Pretty crafty.
Yeah, mad props to MrB i missed this.
Looks like a cup of shrimp juice or something.

I see a shrimp tail in there.
No shrimps. Really homemade kale soup, carrots, a few chickpeas, a little onion, and tiny bits of diced tomato and vegan broth. I had eaten most of the greens out, love em.
whole thread is a few people talking to themselves on alt accounts

yikes
Forum's ded.


Shrimp is good tho. I still eat gulf shrimps.

[Irulan]

There's some ethnic diversity among weirds anecdotally at the support grps here. Butt lol. Swipes Left on that.

Smiling hard @ convincing OP to go to one.

[Ahldagor]

"They" know what likely hood of genetic mutations on the Y they'll find in MTFs and what causes disorders of sexual development. So our genome is documented. Problem is it's only like 30% incidence in "transgender" people, different studies were done under different diagnoses and by different doctors. "Gender Dysphoria" vs "Gender Identity Disorder". And the umbrella being huge under current definitions... basically means everyone is trans, so the stats are bullshit applied to the general pop. Anyway I only know a lot because I read and learn about everything. No one wants to really do good science and it's all shit, but the alt right stuff is fucking wack bullshit.



My hair getting blonder in the sun. Lil reddish too.


Yeah, mad props to MrB i missed this.

No shrimps. Really homemade kale soup, carrots, a few chickpeas, a little onion, and tiny bits of diced tomato and vegan broth. I had eaten most of the greens out, love em.

Forum's ded.


Shrimp is good tho. I still eat gulf shrimps.

Interesting. Is more research being done at the moment?

[Irulan]

https://newatlas.com/transgender-genetic-study-hudson-institute/56631/

I didn't need a shrink to tell me what to think. And who I was. I did zero genderist theory with them and just jumped through the gatekeepers hoops so I could get legal prescriptions and surgery.

Anyway, social science will never truly understand or explain people like me. We just are. There's a lot of potential "reasons'. Everyone knows who they are though and what they need to do to be happy. It's political shenanigans to attempt to blame some specific reasoning. Usually in order to justify some pro or antitraptranstranssexuslgayqueerfeminist positions.

And anti"trans" positions are basically just asshole positions and affect not just boogeytrannies.

Like traps get fucked by these same things. So do women and men who just crossdress or step outa line for fun.

[Ahldagor]

https://newatlas.com/transgender-genetic-study-hudson-institute/56631/

I didn't need a shrink to tell me what to think. And who I was. I did zero genderist theory with them and just jumped through the gatekeepers hoops so I could get legal prescriptions and surgery.

Anyway, social science will never truly understand or explain people like me. We just are. There's a lot of potential "reasons'. Everyone knows who they are though and what they need to do to be happy. It's political shenanigans to attempt to blame some specific reasoning. Usually in order to justify some pro or antitraptranstranssexuslgayqueerfeminist positions.

And anti"trans" positions are basically just asshole positions and affect not just boogeytrannies.

Like traps get fucked by these same things. So do women and men who just crossdress or step outa line for fun.

Gonna have to read tbat sober. Danke

[America]

There's some ethnic diversity among weirds anecdotally at the support grps here. Butt lol. Swipes Left on that.

Smiling hard @ convincing OP to go to one.

it was hardddd to come out!! and my dumb ass boyF encouraged shit like that too.

it's EZ to BE out tho. holy fuck i was hot tonight. it's the prettiest i've ever been. i can't believe it. there were a few cis girls prettier than me, meaning 4 or 5 out of hundreds of people, but i was by far the sexiest queer and i was competitive for top spot in my silly ass faux fur hooded coat outfit that cost $200.

earned some nice bruises 2nite. and had a werld-famous rope person tell me i was the most endurant masochist she had encountered in years.

she really enjoyed my eye contact and reactions. and then her conductive rope melted before the electro really worked on me. she started shouting to her friends "come and see this!!!!". about 40 people gathered around. she took down my phone # and showered me with praise in front of the entire scene and porn ppl and shit for like 5 mins. "you and I cannot lose touch" she said

her assistant / sub girl had a TERF/jealousy reaction and embarrassed herself. another girl closer to me also had a jealousy rxn tonight. i got no compliments on my appearance except from men, and it's the beeest ive ever looked ever. that is how i know it's working.

i'm not just doing it, i have fuking done it. i am done panicking all the time. the train has arrived. i know ur swipeing right small N

i did it i tranned. all's left is to get prettier.

[Swish2]

Smiling hard

Horrible term, you must look like this > https://i.imgur.com/l13I1za.gif

[America]

You have a nice smile. I think you should grow your hair out a little longer. I may be biased but I'd say at least to the shoulders.
yup! it just hasnt grown yet.
Is it me or do most of the transpersons on this board have hypersimilar eye socket and cheek bone structures?
you're right. most of us have similar coloration, too. I believe kat, maer, vaye, me, xaanka, and nexii are all in the blonderedfrecklearyan club. secrets too?

this is too much dox fodder but xaan and i were born veeeery very close together too.

[America]

She's way hotter than this she's just not sharing lol.

can't have you doiung the old tineye on my toppest shelf stuff :D

its slim pickings tho tbh. i can't physically handle a cell phone or camera. soooo when am i getting sel;fies? lol

[ScaringChildren]

earned some nice bruises 2nite. and had a werld-famous rope person tell me i was the most endurant masochist she had encountered in years.



You ever consider a career in the CIA?

I'm sure they're looking for someone to teach field agents how to endure torture.

You ever get your finger nails pulled out by an Iranian man name Farouk?

Soooooo hawt gurl!

[America]

You ever consider a career in the CIA?

I'm sure they're looking for someone to teach field agents how to endure torture.

You ever get your finger nails pulled out by an Iranian man name Farouk?

Soooooo hawt gurl!

i dont tolerate horror @ all.

Loud signals that i know r safe, only =]]

blood, piercing, stretching are for others.

clean uplifting aesthetic, w no farouk's . Ultimately I'm 88% verbal anyway. But you can't pass up a electric conductive rope dog

[Irulan]

Horrible term, you must look like this > https://i.imgur.com/l13I1za.gif
This is me!
can't have you doiung the old tineye on my toppest shelf stuff :D

its slim pickings tho tbh. i can't physically handle a cell phone or camera. soooo when am i getting sel;fies? lol
I had to Google this. Sorry I reverse IMG searched though.

@you're previous glee

*you're beautiful comic* ;)

[Irulan]

i dont tolerate horror @ all.

Loud signals that i know r safe, only =]]

blood, piercing, stretching are for others.

clean uplifting aesthetic, w no farouk's . Ultimately I'm 88% verbal anyway. But you can't pass up a electric conductive rope dog

There's this thing called closing the gate to deal with chronic pain. It probably works for emotional pain too.

Problem is I'd need it to work 24/7 at overload levels.

[Nexii]

Sounds like a lot of fun. Our BDSM scene isn't as thrumming but things do go on. It will be weird to come back as a girl to it all. Missed out on Nightshade (BDSM event at a licenced bar) this month, wasn't quite feeling it. But I'll dress up for the next. Either my latex catsuit or fur&latex raver outfit. Probably the latter, latex is kinda killer warm to wear for an entire night in a packed bar. Although it is winter so can always step out.

[Vaye]

@Swish jesus christ that is terrifying lol.

America you gotta get on Fetlife if you aren't yet, girl. I need to make a new account. I had to close my last one because I used it for dating and got way too many male followers to go back thru and cull, but I've met some pretty cool ppl there. Will just block all filthy males on my new discreet one lol. Would be fun to share some friend-only photos. I wanna see your bruises sometime. ;)

[Nexii]

I always get really strange messages from cis guys on Fetlife. It's worth having an account though for keeping touch with locals, and people with shared interests

[mickmoranis]

a lot of devil worship in this thread.

[Vaye]

I am a true follower of Innoruuk. My forumquesting is testament to this.

[ScaringChildren]

I am a true follower of Innoruuk. My forumquesting is testament to this.

What's the deity dedicated to fucking? Elrolli?

That's who I follow.

[Irulan]

a lot of devil worship in this thread.

[ScaringChildren]

I'd actually worship Rallos Zek.

Warfare and rage are productive and the only good things in life.

[Vaye]

Corruption and turning ppl against each other is better. It's like enchanter XP.

[ScaringChildren]

Bertoxx worshippers are goth emos

Mirthanual Marr whorpsiiers are jocks

[Wonkie]

i like mischief

[Irulan]

Idk who I worship anymore. Useto be Innorruk ... can't even spell it now probably.

Is there a quiz I can do?

Probably an erudite God.

[misterbonkers]

brell serilis

the duke of b(e)low jobs, loves spending his time in crevices and chasms if you catch my drift

or asexually, stays indoors and plays video games (dwarf fortress)

[Wonkie]

diversity is our strength

[ScaringChildren]

Idk who I worship anymore. Useto be Innorruk ... can't even spell it now probably.

Is there a quiz I can do?

Probably an erudite God.

https://www.gotoquiz.com/which_eq2_deity_is_right_for_you

[ScaringChildren]

https://www.gotoquiz.com/which_eq2_deity_is_right_for_you

Pain, misery, torture, fear - these are a few of your favourite things. You are either a natural follower of Cazic Thule or an American president: it's hard to tell the difference these days.

I really don't appreciate the American bigotry.

Totally not PC...

[Nexii]

100% Innoruuk here. Save those you hate, so they can suffer and hate a bit longer.

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/qgpSSZb.jpg

I really don't appreciate the American bigotry.

Totally not PC...

Lold

#mana

Make Norrath Great Again

[Vaye]

100% Innoruuk here. Save those you hate, so they can suffer and hate a bit longer.
:confused:

Innoruuk would swipe left on a soft victimized little bitch like you, guaranteed.

I think Erollisi Marr's wimpy love ideals suits you better from what you've shown.

[Ahldagor]

https://www.gotoquiz.com/which_eq2_deity_is_right_for_you

Cazic thule.

[Vaye]

The Teir'Dal are Innoruuk's primary servants on Norrath, masters of vengeance, spying, infiltrating, breeding feuds, and, above all, tormenting their light elven cousins. Among the Teir'Dal, one who sees himself or herself as a victim is laughable, while one who turns a setback into the downfall of the one who wronged them is highly respected.

Sound familiar Nexii, my dear? ;)

Traps = dark elves
Trannies = high elves

[Irulan]

Uuuooooooh

[ScaringChildren]

IT'S AN ELF OFFF!!

[Irulan]

MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM NO TRADE
Slot: HEAD
Charges: Unlimited
AC: 12
CHA: +15
SV MAGIC: +10
Effect: Illusion Feir'Dal (Any Slot, Casting Time: 6.0)
WT: 0.4 Size: SMALL
Class: ALL
Race: ALL

[Nexii]

The Teir'Dal are Innoruuk's primary servants on Norrath, masters of vengeance, spying, infiltrating, breeding feuds, and, above all, tormenting their light elven cousins. Among the Teir'Dal, one who sees himself or herself as a victim is laughable, while one who turns a setback into the downfall of the one who wronged them is highly respected.

Sound familiar Nexii, my dear? ;)

Traps = dark elves
Trannies = high elves

The only true hate here is for your own gender identity. Weak insults don't qualify. Pretty much like a dark elf trying to call themselves a Fier'Dal or Koada'Dal. Call yourself whatever you like but it won't change what you are.

Hating me for calling out your attention grabbing / tempestuous histrionic traits, sure. Go ahead. That might be a good start down the true path

[Vaye]

The only true hate here is for your own gender identity.

Ooh tell me more armchair psychologist. I am very happy with my life and my identity and self. I've long since worked out my issues with a gender identity psych pro longer than you've even been out of the closet, you pathetic cretin. She told me she learned more from me than any of her other clients.

I just like whipping on weaklings with puffed up chests. You're a beginner. Get in line worm.

[Irulan]

Yeah, I like teaching people about my lack of socially constructed gender identity too.

What drove u to trap so hard? Fun? Challenge? You're successful enough to have been motivated by more than "im a girl shit lord"

I just want to splice my dick and have a tight unclockable attractive sterile body without massive fur and scent glands. I don't think fake vagina will ever be totally unclockable though.

Maybe I'm projecting, I imagine you have had a ton of dysmorphia even if you won't admit it.

[Cecily]

It’s so funny the furry is bashing someone about identity. Maybe the big take away here is that a strong conviction on anything is probably not a good idea. At some point in her life she decided I’m going to wear animal costumes and associate with other adults who also decided to do the same thing because that’s who I am as a person.

[Wonkie]

the silence says it all

[Irulan]

the silence says it all

You never really tell us much. I know a little bit :p

[America]

potent imaginatoims r sexy

get normed on play doh brain

[maskedmelon]

was hoping for emar, but happy enough with my results (below).

https://i.imgur.com/mlNi82N.jpg


also, nice progress, J. glad it is going well.

[America]

also, nice progress, J. glad it is going well.

thank you, dearest.


can't make these numbers up l0l
https://i.imgur.com/zMQOyHw.png

[Irulan]

I thought solro or quellious for Mm. I believe the tunare though. And for me is the side hardest to see from a virtualized angle.

[ScaringChildren]

I took the test 3 or 4 times using different answers.

Cazic thule every damn time

[Irulan]

I took the test 3 or 4 times using different answers.

Cazic thule every damn time

Yeah same. Just because we share a common thread doesn't mean we are destined for the same journey.

We are simply crossing paths.

[Cecily]

I was Cazic and then I was Quellious. Hmm.

[America]

my iq is 188 im a tunarean ravenclaw

[Irulan]

I don't really like tunare. I don't hate her. No fealty whatsoever. More of a Karana, Rathe Council gal.

[mickmoranis]

https://i.imgur.com/TYNqq6i.png

[ScaringChildren]

What if you accidentally swiped right?

You'd be legally obligated to fuck all those migrants

That's how Tinder works, right?

[Irulan]

I miss DinoTriz. Are they ever coming back?

[ScaringChildren]

Did they leave?

[katrik]

I wonder if y’all would be this catty in person? I doubt it!

[ScaringChildren]

I wonder if y’all would be this catty in person? I doubt it!

I'm literally the chillest dude you'd ever meet

[America]

If you asked my rl acquaintancefriends to describe me they would say "polite"

[Irulan]

I wonder if y’all would be this catty in person? I doubt it!

Depends. Most people aren't worth it. Upwards 99%

[Cecily]

If you asked my rl acquaintancefriends to describe me they would say "polite"

Tips fedora

[katrik]

M’tranny haha

[Irulan]

Is that your dark elf selfs sirname?

[katrik]

Fedoralord M'tranny is a fine name.

[Cecily]

A strong name. Fitting for an elven king.

[America]

Fedore M`tran would pass

[Irulan]

Feyadora M'tranne

That's all I got.

Sadly I still don't get the original joke I just mangled.

[clevergirl]

https://i.imgur.com/MGL81Wm.jpg

[America]

:D

[Nexii]

Typical evening at Nexii's quarters. Well maybe not too typical, lesser races disgust me too much to get very sexual. Probably a once in a month type thing now that I think on it

[America]

what if i (the elf you have by the hair) ask you reaaaally politely?

[America]

btw, i have pretty much learned ambidexterity. think I trust lefty well enough to try impact topping soon.

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/aXZ86ft.png

[Irulan]

Omg he is like the #nuido version of guido

Except he don't even pass

[Cecily]

Typical evening at Nexii's quarters. Well maybe not too typical, lesser races disgust me too much to get very sexual. Probably a once in a month type thing now that I think on it

You’re not American so I’m assuming you mean people from Quebec?

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/aXZ86ft.png

Omg you're spelling

[Irulan]

Ya'll wanna see some majestic stretch marks to swipe left?

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/UyNvmRA.png
https://i.imgur.com/swcHOXx.png
https://i.imgur.com/4q0bYeZ.png

[Irulan]

Mediocrity.

[Irulan]

"loooooking to move in with you"


Fucking this is hilarious. God damn I've been such a pussy.

[Wonkie]

do it :)

trip report pls

[Nexii]

What is this fantasy state that pays for both SRS and FFS? I want to move there

[ScaringChildren]

FFS = For fuck sake

Right?

dont need to pay for dat

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/MGL81Wm.jpg

my pee pee hard

[Irulan]

It'd be kinda funny if I could get SC to buy a vagina. Lol.

[Irulan]

I probably should learn how to sex ppl up without disintegrating them first lol.

[misterbonkers]

I probably should learn how to sex ppl up without disintegrating them first lol.

that's the fun part though

[AzzarTheGod]

https://i.imgur.com/UyNvmRA.png
https://i.imgur.com/swcHOXx.png
https://i.imgur.com/4q0bYeZ.png

zzzzzzzzzzz

grammar aside u can only get away with openers like that if you're a 10/10 rockstar even then id think its STILL a turnoff.

in your 30's youre supposed to have gotten a clue. these guys sound gay, straight up. if they had to learn game with women they wouldn't be approaching this way.

OMG SO HOT wowowowowow Dom btw. cringe.

[Irulan]

Ya I was a little whore tonight with flexible standards. 2x

I should probably cut n run and delete accounts.

Both professed their eternal luv with cumshots despite my tired 32hr old tier4 face.

I think both guys are probably rly nice. One really knew what they were doin.

[misterbonkers]

grats on the sex

[Wonkie]

Make love when you can. It's good for you.

grats on the sex

[ScaringChildren]

Make love when you can. It's good for you.

thanks for the advice, dog

[Irulan]

Make love when you can. It's good for you.

Is that Katana for "get fukked" lol

[Wonkie]

thanks for the advice, dog

it's a vonnegut quote, ape

[ScaringChildren]

it's a vonnegut quote, ape

you think I read pretentious shit? pfft

[Irulan]

you think I read pretentious shit? pfft

I agree. Wat the fuk. I don't have any time for that. Life's short remember?

[Wonkie]

young adult literature = pretentious

[Irulan]

So should I tell this guy I'm a few trans'istors short? I've dropped hints without being overt.

Or should I just be courteous and string him gently a long some until he loses interest. Without getting any closer.

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/waijGZE.png

You on a school shooter dating site?

[Irulan]

Ya wtf someone give me advice. Plz

[Irulan]

Maybe disclosing my meds n dosages will help lol

[ScaringChildren]

doctor is in.

What do you need hel[p with?

[Irulan]

doctor is in.

What do you need hel[p with?

Do I dump this guy he's really needy and doesn't know who he is and still wants to be friends even after crazymeds and. Super masc murderer non ho instagram pics

https://imgur.com/a/j71yBm4

Also how?

He's too nice. I need an abusive jerk who can gaslight me into SRS

[Irulan]

SC i am going to pm u about this i don't want to out them

[Irulan]

And help me be anorexic this guy isn't the right type for that

[ScaringChildren]

SC i am going to pm u about this i don't want to out them

are you dating misterbonkers?

I knew it

[ScaringChildren]

And help me be anorexic this guy isn't the right type for that

do yuou think im some kind of black market doctor?

sheeeit.

I got credentials and diplomas and stuff.

hippocrattic oath, baby. You know.

I can't teach you how to stick a toothbrush down your throat

[Irulan]

are you dating misterbonkers?

I knew it

No yet. Mr Bonkers knows everything about me though so I can't really frighten them or dissapoint. Also I know bonkers is on the level with the deeply warped metaphysics of my being.

This other guy probably wants to rescue me now.

[Irulan]

do yuou think im some kind of black market doctor?

sheeeit.

I got credentials and diplomas and stuff.

hippocrattic oath, baby. You know.

I can't teach you how to stick a toothbrush down your throat

I'm not a doctor n I could probably put an empty pen tube in someoned airwhay. But I wouldn't want to be sued so id just watch them suffocate

I completely understand

[ScaringChildren]

Is it Wonkie?

Sonderbeast?

Ahldagor?

One of these other fuckers I have no respect for?

[Irulan]

do yuou think im some kind of black market doctor?

sheeeit.

I got credentials and diplomas and stuff.

hippocrattic oath, baby. You know.

I can't teach you how to stick a toothbrush down your throat
Was u a medic?

[ScaringChildren]

Was u a medic?

Nope, but I have considered becoming a Corpsman after watching my cousin graduate at Parris Island

[Irulan]

Cool i envied marines but fuck being one lol

[Wonkie]

Nope, but I have considered becoming a Corpsman after watching my cousin graduate at Parris Island

don't do this you have too much to live for

(((hugs)))

[Irulan]

Rofl he's probably (almost) to old anyway.

It’s only worthwhile if you think you can make it out with a half mil b4 25...

You're pretty fucked if u stay in till 40 too

[ScaringChildren]

Rofl he's probably (almost) to old anyway.

It’s only worthwhile if you think you can make it out with a half mil b4 25...

You're pretty fucked if u stay in till 40 too

Yep, cutoff year is 27(?) for enlisted.

My cousin went in real late though. Pretty sure he was 27.

They called him "Grandpa" when he was a boot.

[Irulan]

Yep, cutoff year is 27(?) for enlisted.

My cousin went in real late though. Pretty sure he was 27.

They called him "Grandpa" when he was a boot.

Hahaha. Yep. They used to make exceptions for prior service, we had a guy like 31 he was a real cool dude

[AzzarTheGod]

don't do this you have too much to live for

(((hugs)))

dat boi cant b8 shit he old

[ScaringChildren]

isnt airforce like 40 now???

Don't think so.

Pretty sure it's 27 for enlisted and 34 for officers

[Wonkie]

It's 39.

AGE
Age requirements vary depending on the path you choose to take. Plan the timing of your application to be sure you are age-eligible for service.

To enlist, you cannot be younger than 17 (18 for GED holders) or older than 39 years of age.
To join as an Officer, you cannot be younger than 18 or older than 39 years of age.
To join as a healthcare, law or ministry professional, you cannot be younger than 18 or older than 48 years of age.

[Cecily]

It sucks people younger than me look 10 years older than me. 17-24yos I was working with parsed me at mid 20s and got a 22 estimate once.

Also fuck yeah eligible for entry up till 48. Options~

[Irulan]

Does not look like he had any teeth left. Is that your fetish ?

[Cecily]

Farmersonly.com

[Irulan]

Farmersonly.com

Too fast Cecily.

[Cecily]

F5f5f5f5f5f6f55(%(#

Actually want to get things done today. Bye.

[Irulan]

Fake legs bellow the knees?

[Rang]

You all will be judged accordingly. People hide behind their false sense of pride in order to blind themselves. Examine your conscience, become a better person, seek spiritual enlightenment.

[Irulan]

You all will be judged accordingly. People hide behind their false sense of pride in order to blind themselves. Examine your conscience, become a better person, seek spiritual enlightenment.

[X] yogi
[X] wipes toilet seats before & after use
[X] enjoys calories responsibly
[X] drinks water
[X] efficiently manages mineral intake
[X] reads and digests a broad range of of information

[Rang]

All those points have nothing to do with spirituality. I’m not here to judge (let he who is without sin cast the first stone), but posting images of oneself on the internet to seek validation doesn’t seem like an example of someone who is pursuing the truth (and happiness associated with the truth). God bless us all and I will keep the members of this forum in my prayers during the Holiday season.

[Wonkie]

All those points have nothing to do with spirituality. I’m not here to judge (let he who is without sin cast the first stone), but posting images of oneself on the internet to seek validation doesn’t seem like an example of someone who is pursuing the truth (and happiness associated with the truth). God bless us all and I will keep the members of this forum in my prayers during the Holiday season.

weird flex but ok

[Irulan]

I don't feel validated.

I'm just a troll. A divine troll. The hand of God guides my submission.

[mickmoranis]

Farmersonly.com

been there, done that /flex

[Irulan]

I would date someone like mead

[ScaringChildren]

I like Mead but I have an overwhelming urge to fight him because he gets more attention than me

[Irulan]

I'll share him with you two :p

Sorry for talking your ear off lol

[Nexii]

All those points have nothing to do with spirituality. I’m not here to judge (let he who is without sin cast the first stone), but posting images of oneself on the internet to seek validation doesn’t seem like an example of someone who is pursuing the truth (and happiness associated with the truth). God bless us all and I will keep the members of this forum in my prayers during the Holiday season.

[X] believes strongly in iconoclasm

[misterbonkers]

https://i.imgur.com/0m6bh18.png

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/aZuy6lG.png

Oh that’s hilarious haha. This was a good thread idea, btw. Thank you.

[Mead]

you gals make me feel warm inside

<3

[Irulan]

Yikes (literally)

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/F0mNIw3.png

23 huh? Meth is a helluva drug

[mickmoranis]

that guy will take you out on a date, and let you blow up all his toys with firecrackers. But dont let him around your little sister!

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/UboOL9r.jpg

Blu hair n avionics package for a chin to boot.

Sorry if this was ever me guys!

[ScaringChildren]

"i am a social justice organizer and i am a cook. if you are into carl sagan and nikola tesla, then i probably want to be your friend"

How many fedoras does this bitch own?

[Irulan]

My experience on okc has been really positive so far. I've received a lot of likes, compliments and an offer to meet. I feel like I am overselling myself a bit, so put up a few "imperfect" pictures. The idea is to filter out some of the straighter people looking for a traditional relationship or woman. I'd rather not disappoint. I lack confidence or experience with sexual intamacy. It's been maybe 5 years? More experienced gay men will be a better experience, until I can teach less experienced men. That being said I fit into a room full of people when not the center of attention. One on one small talk is easy as well. I'm not at all ackward. Just with intimacy. After losing 63lb. I get lot more attention than I useto in public. I don't mind at all. I'd like to lose maybe 30 more. To my surprise I have almost 300 likes. I guess that's average. My friend in Portland had around 100 after a month. I'm worried about not really replying to people and meeting up with them soon after. I think I may kind of wind up blacklisted if I don't really actively engage and date and lose future opportuities. I initially created a profile to see who's out here in the queer and trans community. In [my redacted community] there's a few trans men and gay people on grindr. Though not really my age or kind of, I don't know, I am not really a part of the local tribe. Southern masculine blue color culture is really intimidating. I had my fill of it in my 20s. I'm not interested in really playing the identity game I guess. Like to me it seems people do a lot to fit in, or just do the normal thing that sort of exists in their relative sphere. I've never really fit in anywhere. In the past I just blended in, and tried to out perform my peers. Like I want to tone up so I can look good and go dancing in body paint at a private club. That is a personal desire. No one I have ever really known in my personal life could really relate I think. Perhaps that is a little unrealistic. To me it's like a more interesting experience than 'doggo beer and pickup'. I can't fault those that enjoy the latter archetype or experiences, it just doesn't inspire me or motivate me. I had a hunting license and never used it, lol. I don't like stepping in dirt. I low crawled through enough in my 20s. I spent most of my life closeted. Hiding behind a stereotype. I never had an adolescence. While I am an adult with a measure of wisdom and maturity. I lack experience or exploration of expression.

As far as being non-nonogomous. I think monogamy is good for people who want or need stability. Who are interested in settling down. I believe a lot of people are insecure. Some base their lives around selflessness for their family. I grew up with a very insecure and depressive man who lived vicariously through his wife, and children. He was very controlling, possessive, and abusive. I have tried two monogamous relationships in my life. Both felt like I was trapped and not really loved. I was a robot fulfilling a male roll. I never got deep joy or satisfaction from those relationships. I also don't want to really be deeply involved in another person's life. I'm setting out to experience, explore, rather than settle down. I'm unwilling to raise children. Be someone's trophy. Or a doll they can possess and play with. Maybe for a day? Or week? At most, for those I admire or who can share. I want people to appreciate me for my nature. I don't want to bend myself to fit a niche I don't believe in. I suppose a lot of people would consider me shallow. Narcissistic. I don't mind. My sense of self worth doesn't come from being a member of a particular group. Or being part of a family. Or being loved. I will work with a team of people, and I am very good at cooperation, diplomacy, and compromise. I just don't like being codependent. Or familial. Families aren't contractual or mutual to me. I don't value my connection to others. My loyalty is entirely to myself. I've sacrificed enough of my life on the alter of normalcy, expectation, the American dream. Perhaps there's no beingness for me with others. As I just don't form strong bonds. Or a sense of need or loss. I question my idea of love. It's more tolerance. Or admiration. For me love is wanting to leave a flower undisturbed, smell, appreciate, even touch, just do not try to take it or press it. Love its impermanence. People are mostly exploitive of eachother from my perspective. Or maybe it's how I think. There is no one I need. I don't desire or need to possess someone's attention. While I like attention. I'm open to receiving it and returning it. However momentary. That attention never turns into attachment. At least I am spared deep loss. I think I always expect the worst of people aswell. I never like to rely on anyone else doing the right thing. This complete distrust is incompatible with any kind of long term traditional relationship or commitment.

I have better moments of writing. These are unfamiliar concepts for me to communicate. Sometimes when I don't worry about clarity or accuracy I will write in figurative symbols.

I apologize for all the I's and I am's. I tried to break stuff up and be more organized. I'm a bit tired. I think I became rather lazier as I rambled.

Anyway. I have no formal education. Or proper practice. I think I just get lucky. It's better when I sit and wait. Come back and make my writing more consise and summarize. ~maerilith, velociraptor assassin.


*swipes left*

[Irulan]

How many fedoras does this bitch own?

She probably has at a hat rack in every room of her house and at least a fedora for each activity. So. A cooking Fedora. A reading fedora. A fedora for using the loo. A posting fedora. Driving fedora. Etc.. i don't like fedorary. I'd look radickulous in one.

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/EME7NsF.png

https://i.imgur.com/J4OjffK.png

Gross dude Jesus Christ

[Cecily]

Boys are gross :(

[Irulan]

yikes tats

[Irulan]

unkempt beard and horrible skin pox

[ScaringChildren]

What 52 year old listens to Korn?

That guy is from the pacific northwest, isn't he?

[Irulan]

also unattractive disease vectors peirced through mouth

[Irulan]

korn was always bad

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/8BlIxQ1.jpg

[Cecily]

When I was knocking on doors, I had to ask this beautiful Muslim chick if Muhammad, Mohammad, or Mohammad were home. Then they sent me back a few weeks later and I confirmed, out of curiosity, that they were in fact three different people.

[ScaringChildren]

Creative terrorist attacks, not so much with the naming though

[ScaringChildren]

SC, that old meme post killed thread momentum this morning. if u didnt pick up on that (u didnt)

Ur brain has the shell on it

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/XfsZXhM_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Irulan]

i would have thot that right up your ally SC. she's hotter than me by like miles.

[ScaringChildren]

i would have thot that right up your ally SC. she's hotter than me by like miles.

my post was a subtle jab at America

[Irulan]

my post was a subtle jab at America

XD, I see. Very clever. I agree.


If I don't want to hurt someone, like I would go out of my way to avoid it. If I want someone to be happy. Do I dare call that a kind of love?

[Irulan]

splain it i dont get it

It’s more of a caricature of your older forum persona. You've matured since and it's not presently accurate. I would still engage in some trapfu RP however, and I think you'd be willing under the right conditions. I think your aesthestic is much more sophisticated and you've far superceded your initial anime fetishism. It's still fun to imagine.

Because you are truly a lady. Not just a fuck pillow.

While, I get SCs juvenile confusion. I find it all highly amusing.

He would be lucky to have us in his personal life. I don't think he realizes what ways in which we could truly make him properly grow.

[ScaringChildren]

foot fetish

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/RTs9smD.png

Report this nerd

[ScaringChildren]

my match rate is up like 30% since i added a right wing dogwhistle to text

yall are sad

People are attracted to intelligence, whaddya want?

[ScaringChildren]

https://imgur.com/gallery/AhJTzD6

[Irulan]

https://imgur.com/gallery/AhJTzD6

This is like a sideshow of my own window on reality. *Swypes left on life... *

[ScaringChildren]

https://youtu.be/__6PdoWJC6U

[Irulan]

https://youtu.be/__6PdoWJC6U

SJW profiles are the worst. Makes u wonder why they are even bothering if they can't swang it on looks alone.

[Irulan]

What the fuck

[ScaringChildren]

I think he's a rad dude

[Irulan]

nice body if you look closely

Dude, no... That jaw... Nose... No........ It's way too angular and nose is just blaaaack.

I mean, yeah, they could do something, be a'aight... Buy it's going to take a lot of illusion magic n time... And not that hair....

And eyebrows...

Fuck that haircolor too... It's not even that cute on Leelo Dallas.

I don't even want to break out the sliderule and draw all the asymmetry. It wouldn't be that hard to balance, but it needs help. It's not being helped right now...

[ScaringChildren]

I disagree.

I think he's a cool dude.

[ScaringChildren]

This guy isn't too bad either

https://i.imgur.com/ET0bxMe_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/v3vhOqS.gif

[mickmoranis]

https://i.imgur.com/imEtaJa.png

[Irulan]

Cuz yall r furrgiggerants who think I'm remotely attractive

[ScaringChildren]

id rather see orange lad naked

You WILL find me attractive!!!

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Irulan]

You WILL find me attractive!!!

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

:cool:

Ur attractive. But plz buy a different plaid shirt, that is like the only shirt u wear.

[ScaringChildren]

:cool:

Ur attractive. But plz buy a different plaid shirt, that is like the only shirt u wear.

I have 2 pictures with it on.

[Throndor]

This guy isn't too bad either

https://i.imgur.com/ET0bxMe_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Needs a sportscoat and some slacks.

[ScaringChildren]

This is the best I got
https://i.imgur.com/L7XO6H9_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Throndor]

This is the best I got
https://i.imgur.com/L7XO6H9_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

If you live in a state with a "Savers" or similar recycled fashion retailer, you can usually get a pretty solid deal on formal wear if you are very careful in inspecting before you buy. Make sure you do some reading on the difference between sportscoats, blazers, and suits and the fabrics typically associated with each type, so that you're not buying suit-coats that don't have the matching slacks, and/or pairing inappropriately, and/or inappropriately buttoning/unbuttoning, because those in the know will identify your naivette and you'll out yourself;

https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/suit-sport-jacket-blazer-difference/
https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/suit-button-rules/



With the really high level of affluency here in the Bay Area, our secondhand clothing stores have a ridiculously nice selection of formal and semi-formal men's fashion at 15 to 25% of the retail price.

That's how I started the rebranding of my image in mid 2017.

[Irulan]

This is the best I got
https://i.imgur.com/L7XO6H9_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

That is better than most niglia I know.

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/cSJ8LCK.png

[ScaringChildren]

you shared that one already

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/cSJ8LCK.png

Hmmmmm

Now do goebles. Also he's at least 40 there

[Irulan]

Nikolas is not 18 b&

[ScaringChildren]

why's the toothbrush in your mouth?

take the toothbrush out, you rapscalion

[d3r14k]

Maybe he's being playful and candid, it is his personality. Don't you judge him for that.

[ScaringChildren]

"eating dog pussy"

https://i.imgur.com/8hMMh3y.gif

[Irulan]

Goats smell weird.

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/O9Qd4pC.png

Wow they’re even in New Hampshire. There’s no hope

[Wonkie]

Wow they’re even in New Hampshire. There’s no hope

SNHU is an online college, tejas hillbilly

[Patriam1066]

SNHU is an online college, tejas hillbilly

Thank God. Hope restored for a brighter future

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/BGV7FBq.png

*buys a new phone*

[ScaringChildren]

What's wrong with that guy? He seems halfway normal

[Irulan]

Dog touches butts.

Dog touches mouths.

GG.

Will give ur clean android butt rim jobs for $$ and pets (if hot) tho.

I doubt that dog has a humie hygiene routine tho.

[misterbonkers]

finally installed grindr. sent the most basic ass message to a girl well out of my league (like, close to j level hot), received five (5) unique dickpics from 5 faceless accounts all within the span of a few minutes in what I assume is some kind of karmic retaliation. every other girl it showed didn't speak english. I forgot that part would still be an issue. except one other girl whose name was homeless.

I really don't think dating is for me :(

[Irulan]

finally installed grindr. sent the most basic ass message to a girl well out of my league (like, close to j level hot), received five (5) unique dickpics from 5 faceless accounts all within the span of a few minutes in what I assume is some kind of karmic retaliation. every other girl it showed didn't speak english. I forgot that part would still be an issue. except one other girl whose name was homeless.

I really don't think dating is for me :(

Grindr is probably not the best place for dates with women.

That being said. You could probably meet some interesting guys that way.

I am back to being professionally single. The reasons I gave up dating in any real capacity are too many and too neurotic to list.

I won't say never, but stuff like grindr / OKC / tinder felt like more of a time sink which wasn't super profitable. It could be profitable, useful, still requires work, and effort. And risk.

Redoubling all my efforts on personal growth and health. I guess that is selfish. It's keeping me alive though. Also low risk, and I can go really far this year if I stay focused.

[misterbonkers]

Grindr is probably not the best place for dates with women.

That being said. You could probably meet some interesting guys that way.

I am back to being professionally single. The reasons I gave up dating in any real capacity are too many and too neurotic to list.

I won't say never, but stuff like grindr / OKC / tinder felt like more of a time sink which wasn't super profitable. It could be profitable, useful, still requires work, and effort.

Redoubling all my efforts on personal growth and health. I guess that is selfish. It's keeping me alive though.

I figured it was the better option for trans and CD and it is, but it's still difficult. also hard to market myself. hard to be someone's preference given my unique situation. feels like a waste though

[Irulan]

I really wish I could help you here. As a human. I fear I only have a hardened heart and soul.

For me it is a weird experience. Like to want good, like for my favorites, but feel like there's no present capacity to bring it about. I guess it isn't entirely distressing when I realize reality is just going to at the least momentarily be this way. I guess I am just learning some measure of acceptance, even of the worst parts, which frees me to persue my own course, even if it's to nowhere.

Well, good night.

[Patriam1066]

I’m scared to ask, but what is a CD?

[Mblake1981]

finally installed grindr. sent the most basic ass message to a girl well out of my league (like, close to j level hot), received five (5) unique dickpics from 5 faceless accounts all within the span of a few minutes in what I assume is some kind of karmic retaliation. every other girl it showed didn't speak english. I forgot that part would still be an issue. except one other girl whose name was homeless.

I really don't think dating is for me :(

You just have to find the right set of bones for you. Try the local cemetary, a necromancers sanctum or even some college class rooms.

https://i.imgur.com/oD0jw80.jpg?1

[misterbonkers]

I’m scared to ask, but what is a CD?

crossdresser

You just have to find the right set of bones for you. Try the local cemetary, a necromancers sanctum or even some college class rooms.

https://i.imgur.com/oD0jw80.jpg?1

turns out sins of the flesh is difficult when you don't have any

[ScaringChildren]

finally installed grindr. sent the most basic ass message to a girl well out of my league (like, close to j level hot), received five (5) unique dickpics from 5 faceless accounts all within the span of a few minutes in what I assume is some kind of karmic retaliation. every other girl it showed didn't speak english. I forgot that part would still be an issue. except one other girl whose name was homeless.

I really don't think dating is for me :(

Installs Grindr

Complains he can't find a girl

[misterbonkers]

Installs Grindr

Complains he can't find a girl

I found plenty, actually, I know reading comprehension is difficult for you so I'll let you have this Fisher Price my first basketball hoop dunk

[ScaringChildren]

I found plenty, actually, I know reading comprehension is difficult for you so I'll let you have this Fisher Price my first basketball hoop dunk

You're criticizing MY reading comprehension.

..says the guy who didn't read the description of Grindr, a dating app for gay men.

[ScaringChildren]

basically, filtering out str8cucks is good and the best way to do it is to write "hard gay only" on the front and put pictures of bears.

How do you judge how gay someone is?

Do they need to enjoy musicals?