The Swipe Left Thread

[Irulan]

Ahhh so your cis-gay-femme-man?

I like you if that counts. Idk what's up with people. Grindr is really narcissistic.

If you're worried about weight. Bigger guys can date smaller women. I care waaay more about character / hygiene / habits in people (as if I should talk about habits lol). My first date was with a big guy, 250-300lb I want to say. And my previous ex was big.

Both those relationships failed because of totally non weight related reasons. Mostly because I am a nazi psychopath, but like maybe not terribly racist. But I care.

I am not keen on arbitrarily writing people off without physically getting to know and understand them. And even then I am pretty good at tolerance when I don't live immediately on top of them all the time.

So like. Do I despise people for the way they live yes. But that's me. It isn't personal. I don't automatically despise you because you have hypothyroidism. I would probably treat you kindly and respect your choice to leave it untreated.

My mom and sis both take synthroid and are no grecian athenas and I still enjoy their company. Obviously they aren't really sexually attractive to me.

With other people sexual attraction or objectification no matter how hot never seems to be enough to overcome the general avoidant feeling emotional and attachment issues I have.

It took me 5 years to become Js friend, and we started by beating the ever loving shit out of each other mentally. I am probably a better person, but thay is the primary urge and feeling I have initially with the general population. I am used to being rewarded by nice and abusive people like my dad. Who could be really nice and sweet. Anyway everyone thing is a threat / target. Grindr is a platform centered around sex, probably more the sex trade now that Craigslist and Tumblr got hammered into the ground.

Everyone seems or appears to be in total denial to myself because they all "must be pretending" to me. Everyone is an imposter, especially the ones that want cool and normal traditional relationships. Even if they "don't know it yet". I get angry at people who want me to get on their level and conform to their world view and expectations. It isn't physically possible.

[Irulan]

i use grindr. cuz i might meet a bonkers on there, instead of a chad airline pilot who wants to fuck but still asks first thing while breathing heavily into the phone, w/ maximal entitlement, "SO WHY DID U KEEP UR BOY NAME", becauz he's *not gay* and doesnt want to get sucked into any accidental gayness
😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Irulan]

Attraction works like this for me.

Expression (class, poise, cleanliness) >
Attitude (charm, communication, articulation) >
Power (independence, ability, strength) >
Physical > (size, shape, hair type, skin color, sex)

That is pretty much it. Almost everyone fails at the top level criteria and bores the fuck out of me.

I am not claiming I am any of these. Or that you have to have them. If you however want to attract me and motivate me to persue you freely (I am not being paid or coerced) I suggest you work from the bottom up, if anything you will achieve a level of success in each area which will lead to a more interesting and coherent form of self expression which will overcome what physical and mental handicaps you have.

And I will still get bored with you, distrust you by default.

Congratulations, that is how you date a reptilian overlordess.

[Irulan]

How do you judge how gay someone is?

Do they need to enjoy musicals?

By how badly they fail my criteria while still wanting to "not suck my dick".

Guess where you are on the gayometer (pronounced, gha aaaa auhm eee eht errrr).

[Aerumnous]

*wipes brow of sweat after completion of the tracks*

Pheeewwww.. it's finally finished, now we can get the thread back on its rails..

[Irulan]

*wipes brow of sweat after completion of the tracks*

Pheeewwww.. it's finally finished, now we can get the thread back on its rails..

Hi J. How obvious can you be?

[Irulan]

Probably because that would be gross and terrible mblake and that really decreases their SMV to near infinitely zero or whatever the kids call it these days.

Gross. Ugh. Thinking about it is awful. I don't like them because of their sexual attraction nitwit.

[ScaringChildren]

Guess where you are on the gayometer (pronounced, gha aaaa auhm eee eht errrr).

ANALyze me, baby

[Irulan]

ANALyze me, baby

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[Aerumnous]

Hi J. How obvious can you be?
Who is 'J'?

What's sneaky is my name actually starts with 'J', so I'm unsure if you actually know who I am or if you just know somebody who you've referred to as 'J' before and it's just happenstance.

*shrugs*

Oh well.

[ScaringChildren]

RUBY ROD!

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/3JdKTzy.png

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/CTClHTh.png

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/5OY8YLx.png

[ScaringChildren]

You've got some strange ones near you.

[Patriam1066]

You've got some strange ones near you.

[Saludeen]

Still trying to figure out this tinder thing

https://i.imgur.com/z3wnJdY.gif

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/fbBrCtI.png

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/fbBrCtI.png

Gender? Its name is even Casey...could be anything.

[America]

i thought it was a FTM too. that's its most masculine looking pic.

[Irulan]

Yep

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/74bSeQu.png

[DinoTriz2]

So weird.

I'd rather have the dick.

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/vVJ54E5.png

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/vVJ54E5.png

Which one is Stephen 33?

[DinoTriz2]

I'd fuck grandma

[Madbad]

with your hookdick?

[DinoTriz2]

with your hookdick?

Yeah

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/CpF2qB7.png

[Cecily]

*teleports behind you* Nothing personal, kid.

[kjs86z]

strange thread

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/WL4uLoN.png

[Irulan]

Another female?

[America]

soy N

[DinoTriz2]

https://i.imgur.com/UCxmMmT_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
https://i.imgur.com/rrXLRaV_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Irulan]

Looks like a great lay. That big boy will stretch u out.

[DinoTriz2]

I like how the top half of his face looks like a woman.

Pretty cool.

Is this guy in a 80s hair metal band?

[Irulan]

He's an entirely new gender.

[DinoTriz2]

He's an entirely new gender.

Douchemale

[DinoTriz2]

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Dammit, work blocked this site...

Time to login to the SonicWall :cool:

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/a5qrJLT.png

[DinoTriz2]

Hahaha

[Irulan]

Is he rich and have all his teeth? Looks like a potential mate if he'll take me spearfishing to grill some dinner for me.

[Madbad]

Is spearfishing a euphemism?

[Irulan]

Is spearfishing a euphemism?

Both (yes and no)

Mostly no. It is more literal.

[America]

Is he rich and have all his teeth? Looks like a potential mate if he'll take me spearfishing to grill some dinner for me.

Yeah. Funny thing is, that profile is ackchyually one of the most attractive I might see in a day. Possibly a totally cool dude.

[Irulan]

Yeah. Funny thing is, that profile is ackchyually one of the most attractive I might see in a day. Possibly a totally cool dude.

He seems like potentially a normie of middling IQ. Under the right circumstances this is a satisfactory combination for a life lived.

It's no Bruckner 5 though.

[Irulan]

Thanks, yw :)

[DinoTriz2]

But do you guys want head?

This is the real question.

[America]

kinda. not a huge amount. actually i havent had a blowjob to completion in ilke 2 years.

[DinoTriz2]

Like one suck and you're satisfied?

Like an appetizer of head.

[America]

I want a massage more

[America]

i jerk off like every 2 months goofer. I like large powerful masculine males

[Madbad]

First google image result for "Large Powerful Masculine Male:"

https://i.imgur.com/epkuEvT.jpg

[Madbad]

looks kinda veiny for my tastes

[America]

his appendages resemble penors. I am not quite that much of a penorphile.

[Madbad]

pretty much everything about him resembles a penor

[DinoTriz2]

I want someone to fuck me in the ass in front of my dad

[Wonkie]

I want someone to fuck me in the ass in front of my dad

haha thats so wacky man

[DinoTriz2]

Me me im a edgyboi

[America]

Nice "me me "lol

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/x0ALyJg.png

[America]

is he looking for a top or is he indiscriminately pounding like in the sense of "anybody killa"?? I have the answer for u in the next screenshot weigh in in the comments below.

[DinoTriz2]

90% of these dudes on Grindr look straight.

It's really wigging me out.

What if my dad is gay? He looks straight.

[America]

90% of these dudes on Grindr look straight.

It's really wigging me out.

What if my dad is gay? He looks straight.

he probably is. u seem like the product of unenthusiastic swimmers.

*peels out mean mugging*

[Irulan]

he probably is. u seem like the product of unenthusiastic swimmers.

*peels out mean mugging*

Have to agree.

My dad gay as fuck.

You have my sympathies DinoSC

[Irulan]

dam that's right I forgot no hormones no sex drive

sorry you lost and had to try to become a girl LOL

Grindr profile:needs toppings for my pizza!

[Cecily]

whats topping?

It’s a competitive term gay guys use who aren’t interested in sex. They just want to hang out and see who can top each other at various activities, like cornhole or playing catch.

[America]

dam that's right I forgot no hormones no sex drive

sorry you lost and had to try to become a girl LOL

but i have a lot of excellent sex tho mr. tomato head

[DinoTriz2]

I want someone to fuck my dad in front of me, while I eat mayonnaise by the spoonful.

[misterbonkers]

getting plowed does not count as great sex

so what you're saying here is, you've never pleased any of your sexual partners so you adopt this falsehood to protect your ego?

[America]

No you don't, most trannys cant even get hard

getting plowed does not count as great sex because you are on the wrong end of it

oof

oh i see, an orgasmocentrist

[Irulan]

I can get plenty hard, but probably not with you sharptooth.

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/sSYxRr6.png

[Madbad]

that ad tho

[maskedmelon]

https://i.imgur.com/sSYxRr6.png

i swear this guy was an npc in Age of Conan

[DinoTriz2]

What race is he? Everything?

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/7VQ4G0H.png

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/xTBUILu.png

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/xKcieKT.png

this one^ looks like a perfectly decent dude but im loling at his nose

[Cecily]

Boys are gross.

[-TK-]

https://i.imgur.com/xTBUILu.png

The look on this donkey's face combined with the look on the guy's face has me really worried for that donkey.

[America]

The look on this donkey's face combined with the look on the guy's face has me really worried for that donkey.

that man is wearing real-tooth dentures made from the donkey, which stands toothless and violated, in this promo shot which enticed Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to make a purchase.

[DinoTriz2]

https://i.imgur.com/7VQ4G0H.png

It's ya boi, Steve

https://i.imgur.com/09pYkiG.jpg

[JurisDictum]

It must be hard to be a black wigger.

[DinoTriz2]

It must be hard to be a black wigger.

He got dat big dick Adam Sandler money

[misterbonkers]

oh, so NL means nate lover

i never understood why you all kept using that term until now

[DinoTriz2]

Would a black wigger be a bwigger?

Would a white black wigger be a wbwigger?

[America]

Would a black wigger be a bwigger?

Would a white black wigger be a wbwigger?

If so, was dubstep craze then a long form ritual summoning of the True Alpha Wbwbw~wbwigger and his minions??? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg_ghkwt5cs) :eek:

[Patriam1066]

So, Nate clearly isn’t short for Nathaniel. No way a black single mom could spell that. Think his real name is Naytron or Natavius or something? I’m genuinely curious

[America]

So, Nate clearly isn’t short for Nathaniel. No way a black single mom could spell that. Think his real name is Naytron or Natavius or something? I’m genuinely curious

yo dad i was just swipin. check this one out :D

https://i.imgur.com/nU7mtfT.png

[America]

its not a artifact, that is actually his cranium shape.

https://i.imgur.com/LgxT5KR.png

that is a trustworthy cranium shape.

[Patriam1066]

Lol

Also nice neck. We were on the wrong side in WW2. SAD

[America]

thinking about making a swipe right thread. and dissecting some effective profiles.

for instance i just got this mid 40s azn dude with title "Director at Intel" matched up. that's like a wow trash mob purple drop

[Wonkie]

So, Nate clearly isn’t short for Nathaniel. No way a black single mom could spell that. Think his real name is Naytron or Natavius or something? I’m genuinely curious

my black neighbor is named nathaniel. beautiful signature. i shovelled his walk when he had pneumonia he's quiet as hell and really nice.

[Patriam1066]

my black neighbor is named nathaniel. beautiful signature. i shovelled his walk when he had pneumonia he's quiet as hell and really nice.

My neighbors are white

Mighty white of you to shovel his sidewalk

[America]

pneumonia downstream of camel breaks at the bus stop w/ Wonkie

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/C0CJMrt.png

[JurisDictum]

my black neighbor is named nathaniel. beautiful signature. i shovelled his walk when he had pneumonia he's quiet as hell and really nice.


Nathaniel hates your guts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3U4-mv5_08)

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/Fk1267l.png

bloomington

he's in portland

just sayn

[DinoTriz2]

my black neighbor is named nathaniel. beautiful signature. i shovelled his walk when he had pneumonia he's quiet as hell and really nice.

Wtf is "shovelled his walk"?

Is that some sort of snow thing or a sexual innuendo?

[DinoTriz2]

bloomington

he's in portland

just sayn

He's got a stack of cash, a whole lotta necklaces, and a camera angle that looks he forgot front facing camera mode was on.

[Cecily]

my black neighbor is named nathaniel. beautiful signature. i shovelled his walk when he had pneumonia he's quiet as hell and really nice.

Well look at this synchronicity. That’s not a name you hear every day, at least I don’t, and just a few days ago I remembered my best friend took me to this spot called Nathaniel’s Place. Feel like I need to go there and this is making me more certain. Really pretty area in the woods near me, which I don’t know how to get to anymore.

Kid was an Eagle Scout and he cleaned up the area as his service project, pretty sure. Think Scott told me he was living out there, too. Died when he was 19 and the spot was named after him.

http://www.nathanielmarquez.com/content/abt.html
https://www.geocaching.com/geocache/GC14EM3_nathaniels-place?guid=221fefd7-c1e8-4e5c-bba4-35c0da336078

[Irulan]

Well look at this synchronicity. That’s not a name you hear every day, at least I don’t, and just a few days ago I remembered my best friend took me to this spot called Nathaniel’s Place. Feel like I need to go there and this is making me more certain. Really pretty area in the woods near me, which I don’t know how to get to anymore.

Kid was an Eagle Scout and he cleaned up the area as his service project, pretty sure. Think Scott told me he was living out there, too. Died when he was 19 and the spot was named after him.

http://www.nathanielmarquez.com/content/abt.html
https://www.geocaching.com/geocache/GC14EM3_nathaniels-place?guid=221fefd7-c1e8-4e5c-bba4-35c0da336078

Maybe time isn't linear and this is one of the places u died in that ur brain is parrallelly processing. Still even so it could be good. Our minds like to find places.

Report back with feels once u go and enter a sensing / observing state.

[Irulan]

pneumonia downstream of camel breaks at the bus stop w/ Wonkie

I have both a weed and tobacco allergy. I can't breath and my throat closes up even around the unlit products if they are within smelling distances.

Makes me sad because there are some nice smokers.

[America]

I have both a weed and tobacco allergy. I can't breath and my throat closes up even around the unlit products if they are within smelling distances.

Makes me sad because there are some nice smokers.

my work smoker guy just quit. so ig uess i kinda jumped the gun on the vape. store says "no refunds". WOOPS

[Irulan]

my work smoker guy just quit. so ig uess i kinda jumped the gun on the vape. store says "no refunds". WOOPS

Put fruit loops flavor. They got any non tobacco or weed versions?

[America]

Put fruit loops flavor. They got any non tobacco or weed versions?

yes there is a whole market for inhaling drug-free sweetly- and mintily-flavored propylene glycol into your lungs and nose holes. A couple of the ones I've bought have been pretty dang tasty actually.

[Irulan]

yes there is a whole market for inhaling drug-free sweetly- and mintily-flavored propylene glycol into your lungs and nose holes. A couple of the ones I've bought have been pretty dang tasty actually.

This is cool. I don't want to get burned or flaming projectiled tho.

Getting vaped seems like a sad way out.

[DinoTriz2]

Getting vaped seems like a sad way out.

[DinoTriz2]

https://i.imgur.com/ncJy7vw.jpg

[Irulan]

I was going to just randomly pick an arrest record for this week from my city.

Lots of fuckin meth.

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/ncJy7vw.jpg

I would be afraid to even eat that fat. It's probably full of toxins. Fat is what the body does to offset toxicity the liver and kidneys cant process.

I see lots of dialysis at the taxpayers expense in this persons HIV riddled future.

[America]

black dicks matter *LAUGH TRACK*

[America]

i acktchyually swiped right on Big Kang Nate, cuz I was hoping for something funny. here's wot I got.

https://i.imgur.com/i1rZ2Ph.png

[DinoTriz2]

i acktchyually swiped right on Big Kang Nate, cuz I was hoping for something funny. here's wot I got.

https://i.imgur.com/i1rZ2Ph.png

Hahaha

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/Lipbz27.png

swiped right on this one HARD. had to share. i have no substantial interest in a 25 year old but omg look at him.

[JurisDictum]

He is cute. I'm guessing that little convent store is the "business" he manages.

[Irulan]

Nice looks like a trapwaifu egg to me.

[DinoTriz2]

I believe you when you say he's attractive, but he looks like a normal dude to me.

Why don't I find him attractive?

Why do women find men attractive?

We fart too much.

I wish I was attracted to men. It would make masturbating so much easier.

Internet down? Here's a mirror. Crank it out.

[JurisDictum]

I believe you when you say he's attractive, but he looks like a normal dude to me.

Why don't I find him attractive?

Why do women find men attractive?

We fart too much.

I wish I was attracted to men. It would make masturbating so much easier.

Internet down? Here's a mirror. Crank it out.

You would probably be a little more self-critical if were into guys.

[Irulan]

@jd I heard u are a really hot boi.

@risk of dox...

https://i.imgur.com/0PZg7lu.jpg

I just crawled out of bed. Zero primping. I feel like I won the body game.

I have a ton more potential still. My power level is well under 9000.

[d3r14k]

You would probably be a little more self-critical if were into guys.

Is this why gay men have such amazing physiques, you think?

This explains why Mead is so jacked.

Omigod, I'm just kidding, Mead! :D

[Irulan]

Is this why gay men have such amazing physiques, you think?

This explains why Mead is so jacked.

Omigod, I'm just kidding, Mead! :D

The gay dudes here let themselves go. Though most are over 50

Go to the big city and there's a bunch ghots. Has more to do with generation and location

[Irulan]

Btw I don't use a mirror to get off Dino. Lol. Sad.

[America]

@jd I heard u are a really hot boi.

@risk of dox...

https://i.imgur.com/0PZg7lu.jpg

I just crawled out of bed. Zero primping. I feel like I won the body game.

I have a ton more potential still. My power level is well under 9000.

nice. i'm jelly. i am starting to look semi-decent in the AM but not liek this. Your fitness is showing.

Maybe hair will help me tho :D Saturday!!! and sobriety+fitgains soon after!!!!

one of my new foundations is pretty dope too!

[JurisDictum]

This guy who worked out with before has the perfect physique IMO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-cILJHORDg&list=PL5fMiPHHpIlFr6jgyEeQp45SuDdyugBQP

I think he's too hot to be straight, even though he has a girlfriend. But that might just be projection. He does have an overbearing super christian dad you can hear in the background.

I think he wants to be some kind of comedy guy. He might not completely realize that he's a total wallflower and people mostly watch him because he's hot.

Maybe he'll get funnier...but I don't he has the kind of struggle in his background it takes to be truly funny. Good family, super hot etc.

[JurisDictum]

@jd I heard u are a really hot boi.

@risk of dox...

https://i.imgur.com/0PZg7lu.jpg

I just crawled out of bed. Zero primping. I feel like I won the body game.

I have a ton more potential still. My power level is well under 9000.

Looking good Maerilith. You've come a long way.

[Irulan]

nice. i'm jelly. i am starting to look semi-decent in the AM but not liek this. Your fitness is showing.

Maybe hair will help me tho :D Saturday!!! and sobriety+fitgains soon after!!!!

one of my new foundations is pretty dope too!

Sweet. Trying to explain fitness and health to local dweeb plebes and diabetic fam is impossible. It's a constant uphill battle with these prideful ba(b)foons.

Low IQ and primate instictuality definitely correlates with geography. Income. Demographics. It's not 100% there's always exceptions. They are all taken though. Tis frustrating as hell. Hurts my self esteem.

I should be able to better myself and escape these animals.

[America]

You are able. I believe in you Maerilith. look at what you've accomplished! like seriously

[America]

This guy who worked out with before has the perfect physique IMO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-cILJHORDg&list=PL5fMiPHHpIlFr6jgyEeQp45SuDdyugBQP

I think he's too hot to be straight, even though he has a girlfriend. But that might just be projection. He does have an overbearing super christian dad you can hear in the background.

I think he wants to be some kind of comedy guy. He might not completely realize that he's a total wallflower and people mostly watch him because he's hot.

Maybe he'll get funnier...but I don't he has the kind of struggle in his background it takes to be truly funny. Good family, super hot etc.

that's an erotic exercise routine

[Irulan]

Ya he's hot :)

Idk wats wrong with u if u can't fap to that dino

[Irulan]

Do u consider urself gay or st8 for being attracted to me?

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/JCl3qoB.png

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/JCl3qoB.png

Fat AF for 24 and 59.gross.

Weighed in at 146 after run.

[America]

i weighed in at 159 yesterday, Maerilith

[Irulan]

i weighed in at 159 yesterday, Maerilith

U look good still but over 165 is touchy. Cycle down if u can. Slowly.

I'm trying to shrink as much as possible before I cycle up again. Going to train hard on the way up too.

[America]

U look good still but over 165 is touchy. Cycle down if u can. Slowly.

it's not hurting my ego cuz i finally have boobs, hips and butt and my face has femmed up. I do feel that I'm in "the good zone". but ya I think I will aim to hold steady for a while, fill out boobs as much as possible then lose 10lbs. the fact of your having real boobs while being skinny, since you grew them while tubbo (this jab is cuz you are prettier than me), is inspiring my process a little.

i just don't eat enough calories to gain much more weight than i already have, so I think I'm safe. I'm probably doing 2200 average.

[Irulan]

^^ self awareness is on your side :)

Big paradigm shift happened for me. I feel really good about that. I didn't see it coming. And all the hardship and bullying helped me. I would be so gross if I had everything just for free. Free SRS would have destroyed me.

Averaging a solid 1500—600 ish calories. I slowed my roll a bit.

I honestly think keeping the glycemic index low, eating whole food, and fermented cultures is doing much more than the calorie restrictions.

[Cecily]

*finishes slice of pizza*

*eyes soda bread*

I get ravenously hungry every time I hit 190.

[Irulan]

*finishes slice of pizza*

*eyes soda bread*

I get ravenously hungry every time I hit 190.

Brain. Leptin. Insulin. You won't die if you keto or fast. Sorry tho.

You seem active and pretty enough at that weight. However. No worries. I guess. I managed to live like that for a long time without noticing ill effects. It wasn't until I experienced complete depression and psychosis and lost every bit of lean mass I had in front of EQ.

I still get occasional boughts of intense hunger but they go away if I pay attention and don't torture myself.

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/dpG34b8.jpg

Swipe left on this fatty.

[America]

nice, cecily. did the cat naturally put his paws right where everyone else would like to?

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/zQPp5zw.png

[Irulan]

Cat grabbing boob is really hot.

Beanie is kawaii mode.

[America]

it's a cute top, too

[Irulan]

it's a cute top, too

Ya horizontal stripes are ace.

[Cecily]

nice, cecily. did the cat naturally put his paws right where everyone else would like to?

Yeah. Every night she comes up and gentlly mauls me with her claws. I have a slash mark on one of them when she got scared of something and bolted.

Ya horizontal stripes are ace.

By far my favorite pattern. I’m worried that when I can afford a new wardrobe it’s gonna be full on zebra mode.

[JurisDictum]

U drop ur camra?

That's the angle you would most likely approach her from, worm.

[Irulan]

I don't understand the whole Fedora thing at all. When people use that word... I am just confused. What is it even?

[JurisDictum]

I don't understand the whole Fedora thing at all. When people use that word... I am just confused. What is it even?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fedora

The funny thing is I bet Dino has wore a fedora I would never touch one.

[d3r14k]

I don't understand the whole Fedora thing at all. When people use that word... I am just confused. What is it even?

JD gives a good rundown.

This picture should help explain, too. To be honest, I don't even think it is accurate anymore. The people who wore these hats became very self aware of the stereotype, and now no one can enjoy them. Kind of like Hitler's style of moustache. No one can have that upper lip hair anymore.

https://i.imgur.com/snJwygg.png

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/QMQxl9B.jpg?1

RIP class.

[JurisDictum]

I never ever wear hats, let alone a crusty retarded fedora

Bullshit you wear beanies.

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/W50cFZP.png

it's this guy again!!!

https://i.imgur.com/2DNGzuC.png

apparently he's 6'7" and straight edge. i am tempted to swipe right. lol. =O

[Irulan]

Guy Faux? Or w/e?

[America]

it's hard to believe he's even real

[Irulan]

Indeed.

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/QMJRFUO.jpg

Shoulda taken the blue pill lol.

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/WYNy5wo.gifv

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/Obskfu7.png

[Irulan]

https://i.imgur.com/Obskfu7.png

He looks like he's good at suckling.

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/SzROr5m.png

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/bzESZEP.png

[America]

i want to feed this one a fish

https://i.imgur.com/7BTgPq7.png

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/2Gnr4sR.png

this^^^ is a man who respects women

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/2Gnr4sR.png

this^^^ is a man who respects women

Gotta love the eyes looking different directions. Inhospitable uteran environment for sure. In a world ran by Patriam, that guy would be auschwitzed for the good of the species

[America]

so easy to mimic peoples online dating posts, show your profiles bet you wont

bet anyone wont contact you either YIKIES WOOFMEOW

crunches hormone pill

no, that would be weird. i would describe how i fare on these things as "cleaning up". more ppl than i could possibly return contact to. so i focus on the literate high net worths.

sorry you lost

[JurisDictum]

so easy to mimic peoples online dating posts, show your profiles bet you wont

bet anyone wont contact you either YIKIES WOOFMEOW

crunches hormone pill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwWEGQ2kK6A&feature=youtu.be

[mizzbiscuits]

so easy to mimic peoples online dating posts, show your profiles bet you wont

bet anyone wont contact you either YIKIES WOOFMEOW

crunches hormone pill

This is actually fair criticism. I have nothing against you guys/gays but making fun of people who can’t help how they were born is very telling of your character.

[America]

This is actually fair criticism. I have nothing against you guys/gays but making fun of people who can’t help how they were born is very telling of your character.

i guess you are right that nobody can help being who they are. but Gurbaj needs a better profile photo and if his emotional IQ was better he would understand this. Having assessed a pretty decent sample size of online dating profiles' real life personas, I would stake money on his being a callous, emotionally demanding dude. that's why I feel comfortable having a harmless laugh at his bad profile.

yes I could be wrong about any given individual; the mean girls angle is part of the joke I suppose. i am definitely right on average tho.

most of the people i post here are ppl whose poor character i can detect by their profile presentation. I have gone on dates with a number of goofy looking profiles, when i got good vibes from their blurb or whatever. in fact my best find in a couple of years is one such. i'm not just some mean girl; that would be a poor heuristic for finding decent man friends. this thread is 95% picking on people who would send messages like "cum fuk me", "do u have a dik" etc. Trust me. I've churned through pleeeenty of 'em. It's kinda my hobby.

now, guy fawkes mustache guy I bet is super duper sweet. so i giggle at him very hushedly. i considered a swipe right on him even after posting. but come on, dude, he is so funny lookin. you gotta be able to giggle at him on a project 1999 everquest internet forum. It doesn't tell too badly about my character to have a giggle about the stranger characters witnessed along my e-dating journey.

[Irulan]

i guess you are right that nobody can help being who they are. but Gurbaj needs a better profile photo and if his emotional IQ was better he would understand this. Having assessed a pretty decent sample size of online dating profiles' real life personas, I would stake money on his being a callous, emotionally demanding dude. that's why I feel comfortable having a harmless laugh at his bad profile. yes I could be wrong; part of the joke I suppose.

now, guy fawkes mustache guy I bet is super duper sweet. so i giggle at him very hushedly. i considered a swipe right on him. but come on, dude, he is so funny lookin. you gotta be able to giggle at him on a project 1999 everquest internet forum.

most of the people i post here are ppl whose poor character i can detect by their profile presentation. I have gone on dates with a number of goofy looking profiles, when i got good vibes from their blurb or whatever. in fact my best find in a couple of years is one such. i'm not just some mean girl.
Yep.

This isn't life ending trauma.

This is life.

Yes we giggle at u from the sidelines. Even if you made the cut and got on the foobaw team.

Yes once you marry you still evoke giggles.

Other girls are certainly not immune from a good giggling.

*promenades*

[Irulan]

so easy to mimic peoples online dating posts, show your profiles bet you wont

bet anyone wont contact you either YIKIES WOOFMEOW

crunches hormone pill

*Giggles @ the pathetic male experiencing life ending trauma*

[JurisDictum]

This is actually fair criticism. I have nothing against you guys/gays but making fun of people who can’t help how they were born is very telling of your character.

Maybe you're right about the cross eyed dude -- but most of these profiles are made fun of for horrible presentation rather than being born ugly per se.

Ugly people know they're ugly anyway. They often find ways to overcome it.

[America]

Maybe you're right about the cross eyed dude -- but most of these profiles are made fun of for horrible presentation rather than being born ugly per se.

nah. Gurbaj has only that single photo, with zero profile blurb. He's a chauvinist going for "badass appeal". Would treat me poorly and be clingy/possessive in that unfeeling masc way. I rly would put money down on it going exactly that way. Most screenshots here are the result of cringiness + creep alarm.

[Irulan]

nah. Gurbaj has only that single photo, with zero profile blurb. He's a chauvinist going for "badass appeal". Would treat me poorly and be clingy/possessive in that unfeeling masc way. I rly would put money down on it going exactly that way. Most screenshots here are the result of cringiness + creep alarm.

Ya. I agree. Getting a good visual read on people is a survival skill.

I have flirted with good looking chauvinists however. Knowing full well they'd be abusive. However, I won't be entrapped by them.

[Patriam1066]

Maybe you're right about the cross eyed dude -- but most of these profiles are made fun of for horrible presentation rather than being born ugly per se.

Ugly people know they're ugly anyway. They often find ways to overcome it.

In Jeff Bezos’ case, making billions of dollars. Then ironically cheating on his more attractive wife with an ugly lady

[America]

proof that couple doesn't deserve the top of the pile. petty happenings for a mansa musa scale lord. is he not entitled to concubines, and she to poolboys?? like get woke white bread crackers

[Uuruk]

nah i am planning to go far.

i'm past 1/10 of the way to very attractive tho, yes.

no-1 is telling me i'm not cute anymore.


https://i.imgur.com/jCXVeYt.jpg

but thats a story for a swiperight thread.

Swiped never

[Irulan]

Uuruk aka mario is one of the only faggitz like Xaanka who has those lil im chat things filled in and they don't even go to themselves just some other mkultragay on deadr99

[America]

literally chatting up a MIT educated data scientist & a Swiss doctor i swiped on today after registering an account on this hotornot style dating app and getting rated "diamond" attractiveness.

[Irulan]

literally chatting up a MIT educated data scientist & a Swiss doctor i swiped on today after registering an account on this hotornot style dating app and getting rated "diamond" attractiveness.

Ya hot or not is old school fun. It's where my sister found her LTR

[America]

Ya hot or not is old school fun. It's where my sister found her LTR

it's called "GLAM". it's ultra gay and laggy but i'm getting lots of local traffic. big over-representation of Koreans. and you get to vote f@gg!ts with small dogs one star attractiveness with prejudice. maybe worth a try.

[America]

wait uuruk is hammertime? is that true? thats my dogg

i haven't had any problem with being discarded. in fact i think every single one who's made it to IRL meeting has wanted to wife me up. people have always been sorta drawn to me. i sorta get by on the largesse of men.

sorrey!

[Wonkie]

it's called "GLAM". it's ultra gay and laggy but i'm getting lots of local traffic. big over-representation of Koreans. and you get to vote f@gg!ts with small dogs one star attractiveness with prejudice. maybe worth a try.

:mad:

[America]

they will have sex with you a few times probably then throw you in the garbage

the only 2 whose made it that far have 1.) engaged to marry me (hes rich & powerful) and 2.) bought me a lol amount of clothes, and $1300 in hair work which i'm going to get done this Saturday. they love me a lot. sorry but i'm killing it.

i don't do meat sex so anyone who successfully copulates with me experiences a real actual closeness; i never get used like a fleshlight ever. i'll let you scratch your head about how that's possible. they say things like "i was a virgin until i met you, after all". "they" being men whod have you staring at your Vans IRL. i'm literally beyond your comprehension.

i really am powerful in this realm you nerd.

[Cecily]

I think you fail to realize half the guys exploring trans genders are just going to use you to test out a gay fetish then throw you away like garbage

also uuruk was boomwiz ( AKA Hammertime ) im not him


This was a pretty good post from you. Definitely would have hurt my feelings a few years ago. Problem is... all of the ones you see here regularly have been here forever, myself included, and people like you being mean to us just ends up making us tougher people IRL. So, really, thank you; however, we're all way past anything you can provide.

[America]

sounds like he is just puffing you up to continue the fling, I promise when he had his fix in the trash you go

hair guy you're right; it's designed that way...because i belong to the other guy.

you should see the Hell we went thru together, me n the other guy. Beyond description. I didn't have use of either of my hands and turned into a sobbing, solipsistic paranoid mess and had to be fed and watered by hand for 3 months. another 9 months trapped in the house a drugged maniac and fumbling with spoons and forks like michael j. fox, unable to lift so much as the trash to take out. nah it ain't a fling. I do very well with men.

[Mead]

shoes sounds like dino

he's just staying away from the politics thread

[America]

nah it's mario avatar guy aka "tomatoking" (I think, i don't know who tomatoking is ive just heard him mentioned)

[Mead]

nah it's mario avatar guy aka "tomatoking" (I think, i don't know who tomatoking is ive just heard him mentioned)

You’re probably right

He’s actually the only person on my ignore list

cool story about your hormone trips

any luck finding a job or doing something with your life other then toxifying yourself with pharmaceutical hormones and living at moms house?

[Mead]

if im on your ignore im winning

also where did dino go?

yea that's not a good thing pal

you really have to be a special kind of idiot to make it on my ignore list

you were the first person to do that

[Uuruk]

wait uuruk is hammertime? is that true? thats my dogg

i haven't had any problem with being discarded. in fact i think every single one who's made it to IRL meeting has wanted to wife me up. people have always been sorta drawn to me. i sorta get by on the largesse of men.

sorrey!

I have no idea who Hammertime is or what that other retard is talking about.

[JurisDictum]

I have no idea who Hammertime is or what that other retard is talking about.

You seem really cool and edgy. You drink that tap water out there?

[Uuruk]

You seem really cool and edgy. You drink that tap water out there?

Thank you, no only Voss water for me.

[capco]

I'm glad I browsed this thread. It's almost as therapeutic as going to a Wal-Mart at 2am.

[Irulan]

I'm glad I browsed this thread. It's almost as therapeutic as going to a Wal-Mart at 2am.

That's the whole foruns lol.

[Wonkie]

https://i.imgur.com/g3AuRjZ.png

[Wonkie]

https://i.imgur.com/qKvoS23.jpg

[Vyrik]

I don't understand this thread. Is this what Dora the Esplora meant when she says swiper no swiping?

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/g3AuRjZ.png

can't tell without blurb. possible psycho vibe. would swipe left if text blurbless, or swipe right hard if literate.

[America]

oooo ok so he looks like that and described himself as an "alpha male" in that thread. I swipe left.

[Mead]

I liked his trolling until he got rustled enough to post rl pic

he needs some nutrients, a haircut, + get rid of the salvation army clothing

then he might be good enough for you ladies

[clevergirl]

https://i.imgur.com/g3AuRjZ.png

You're sexy..right. Even tho drugs and elf simulations.

[Wonkie]

how does he even lift the bong with those lil noodle wrists?

[America]

I liked his trolling until he got rustled enough to post rl pic

he needs some nutrients, a haircut, + get rid of the salvation army clothing

then he might be good enough for you ladies

he's got natural beauty, but it is not quite successfully veneering something sinister beneath the surface. I think you're right that the clothes are the context giveaway. A boy of his beauty and age just shouldn't be dressed like that. It's an uncanny valley of sorts; red alarms. I can feel something unkind emanating from him.

edit: also some sort of deficit in IQ or emotional processing that wuold be immediately obvious upon seeing him in motion seems likely. this is a real problemo with pretty boys and still photos. Tinder is pushing these gif profile pics nowadays,s o that might get better. So far this new feature mostly seems to find use by African-American tinder contributors who wish to demonstrate smoke rings however.

[JurisDictum]

https://i.imgur.com/g3AuRjZ.png

bad angle,

bad face expression,

bad shirt...is that cum or toothpaste on his shirt in the mid left there?

In the bathroom in front of the shower? Why? For the shitty lighting? The sterile backdrop?

Something is wrong with the dude. Vacantly staring ahead like he has severe Asperger syndrome.

This is the actual Anti-Social personality Stare..its a bit more compelling:

10756

[Vyrik]

bad angle,

bad face expression,

bad shirt...is that cum or toothpaste on his shirt in the mid left there?

In the bathroom in front of the shower? Why? For the shitty lighting? The sterile backdrop?

Something wrong with the dude. Staring ahead like he has severe Asperger syndrome.

Further inspection reveals sparse and sporadic stubble on the face. Subject is likely unable to grow a full and proper beard, and thus cannot be an alpha male.

[Cecily]

My grandmother used to buy a bunch of pullover fleece... jackets? like that for me on multiple Christmasses and I’d say thank you then throw them in my closet or something until they diffused out of my existence (from areas of high fleece pullover concentration to areas of low fleece pullover concentration) over time. I guess I just don’t understand the utility of that little zipper under the neck or why you’d want to wear something like that. I say commit to a full length zipper jacket or wear a hoodie like an American.

[clevergirl]

https://i.imgur.com/g3AuRjZ.png
https://i.imgur.com/YfHFfQR.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Q1X0x1E.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/1jyylRX.jpg

I would risk it for a chance to sit next to the Kwisatz Haderach.

[Mead]

I was thinking more like spongebob

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/YfHFfQR.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Q1X0x1E.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/1jyylRX.jpg

I would risk it for a chance to sit next to the Kwisatz Haderach.

Paul is White tho

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/g3AuRjZ.png

You persian?

[JurisDictum]

Very different looks.

Sperglord:

10757

vs Psycho

10758

[clevergirl]

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Non-monogamist
68% Degradee
58% Experimentalist
54% Masochist
51% Vanilla
46% Brat
45% Voyeur
45% Slave
42% Daddy/Mommy
40% Exhibitionist
38% Submissive
32% Boy/Girl
28% Sadist
20% Rope bunny
17% Rigger
15% Primal (Prey)
14% Pet
1% Brat tamer
1% Degrader
1% Master/Mistress
1% Ageplayer
1% Owner
0% Primal (Hunter)
0% Dominant
0% Switch
http://bdsmtest.org/r/2PLeDCBJ

[Cecily]

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
74% Vanilla
60% Degradee
53% Masochist
50% Experimentalist
46% Brat
42% Daddy/Mommy
41% Exhibitionist
41% Submissive
31% Slave
24% Primal (Prey)
23% Voyeur
14% Degrader
4% Dominant
4% Boy/Girl
3% Brat tamer
2% Primal (Hunter)
1% Sadist
1% Master/Mistress
1% Switch
1% Rigger
1% Pet
0% Rope bunny
0% Ageplayer
0% Owner
0% Non-monogamist

[America]

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Brat
100% Slave
100% Sadist
100% Rope bunny
98% Brat tamer
98% Degradee
98% Rigger
96% Masochist
96% Submissive
93% Experimentalist
90% Degrader
83% Boy/Girl
82% Non-monogamist
77% Dominant
75% Pet
66% Exhibitionist
62% Daddy/Mommy
62% Switch
62% Primal (Hunter)
61% Primal (Prey)
50% Ageplayer
45% Voyeur
42% Master/Mistress
6% Owner
1% Vanilla
http://bdsmtest.org/r/fBRvjR8w


this thing is broken i don't think i'm a "slave" at all

[clevergirl]

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Brat
100% Slave
100% Sadist
100% Rope bunny
98% Brat tamer
98% Degradee
98% Rigger
96% Masochist
96% Submissive
93% Experimentalist
90% Degrader
83% Boy/Girl
82% Non-monogamist
77% Dominant
75% Pet
66% Exhibitionist
62% Daddy/Mommy
62% Switch
62% Primal (Hunter)
61% Primal (Prey)
50% Ageplayer
45% Voyeur
42% Master/Mistress
6% Owner
1% Vanilla
http://bdsmtest.org/r/fBRvjR8w


this thing is broken i don't think i'm a "slave" at all

Hehehehe.

*puts dinner casserole in oven*
*gets shouffered to childs ballet rehearsal*

[JurisDictum]

I think the test might try to be too detailed and accurate for its own good. Especially if your the type that's like "well, maybe that could be hot."

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Switch
100% Masochist
100% Degradee
100% Rigger
100% Sadist
100% Rope bunny
100% Daddy/Mommy
100% Primal (Hunter)
99% Degrader
95% Primal (Prey)
93% Master/Mistress
91% Ageplayer
86% Voyeur
81% Non-monogamist
80% Experimentalist
80% Dominant
78% Owner
75% Boy/Girl
75% Pet
70% Submissive
69% Exhibitionist
69% Slave
51% Brat tamer
49% Brat
1% Vanilla


Probably not 100% "Primal Hunter" and would defiantly not put myself at 75% "pet" stuff when I really have little interest in acting like a dog or having my partner do so. In general, it doesn't do a good job of separating lifestyle from possible play session.

Not that I think much about this stuff or anything...

[Wonkie]

91% Ageplayer

:eek:

[JurisDictum]

:eek:

That test inaccurate damnit

Age-play is a pretty big category BTW. Like, screwing someone 20 years older than you: age-play. Pretending to be younger: age-play. Wearing diapers: age-play (yikes on that one).

[America]

I think the test might try to be too detailed and accurate for its own good. Especially if your the type that's like "well, maybe that could be hot."



Probably not 100% "Primal Hunter" and would defiantly not put myself at 75% "pet" stuff when I really have little interest in acting like a dog or having my partner do so. In general, it doesn't do a good job of separating lifestyle from possible play session.

Not that I think much about this stuff or anything...

i like being petted and getting small / using small words but i don't like RPing an animal or fetishizing coloring books and diapers. I don't like how each of those things is rolled up into pet play and age play. The test is kinda out of date for not having a "little" category.

[clevergirl]

You ladies are right it's a dumb test.

[America]

i'm not a cat i'm a catgirl. bipedal, sapient. young at heart and in spirit, not in diapers. this test is based ont he "old guard" homosexual biker BDSM culture paradigm where everyone smokes cigarettes and wears sweaty stinky leather and has tattoos and puts rusty nails thru their penises and other dirty stuff "not that there's anything wrong with that". I on the other hand am an animéosexual. And that is on the rise big time. We need a kawaiibdsm test.

[clevergirl]

i'm not a cat i'm a catgirl. bipedal, sapient. young at heart and in spirit, not in diapers. this test is based ont he "old guard" homosexual biker BDSM culture paradigm where everyone smokes cigarettes and wears sweaty stinky leather and has tattoos and puts rusty nails thru their penises and other dirty stuff "not that there's anything wrong with that". I on the other hand am an animéosexual. And that is on the rise big time. We need a kawaiibdsm test.

I want to be clear I didn't seek it out. I saw it. And said to myself, "this will troll nicely". I am not particularly proud of this. It is simply a factual representation of what I did.

[clevergirl]

Yah. Kawaii bsdm archetypes would be sweet.

[America]

I want to be clear I didn't seek it out. I saw it. And said to myself, "this will troll nicely". I am not particularly proud of this. It is simply a factual representation of what I did.

it's a rly popular and long lived test in the fetish community. Like there's a social pressure to have those test results on your fetlife profile from that particular test. been like that for like 10+ years. However I am a Maverick like McCain

[Cecily]

I’m pretty ok with my results.

[misterbonkers]

i like being petted and getting small / using small words but i don't like RPing an animal or fetishizing coloring books and diapers. I don't like how each of those things is rolled up into pet play and age play. The test is kinda out of date for not having a "little" category.

the boy/girl category is the little category, if you click the more info on it

anyways, here's mine

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Switch
87% Rigger
76% Vanilla
63% Boy/Girl
62% Primal (Hunter)
57% Submissive
54% Rope bunny
51% Brat
50% Experimentalist
50% Owner
42% Daddy/Mommy
40% Voyeur
39% Slave
29% Pet
23% Dominant
19% Exhibitionist
11% Masochist
10% Brat tamer
7% Sadist
6% Non-monogamist
3% Primal (Prey)
2% Degradee
0% Ageplayer
0% Degrader
0% Master/Mistress
http://bdsmtest.org/r/yhpUKVxJ

[America]

i read pretty fast

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/eqAe3vB.png

[DinoTriz2]

i'm not a cat i'm a catgirl. bipedal, sapient. young at heart and in spirit, not in diapers. this test is based ont he "old guard" homosexual biker BDSM culture paradigm where everyone smokes cigarettes and wears sweaty stinky leather and has tattoos and puts rusty nails thru their penises and other dirty stuff "not that there's anything wrong with that". I on the other hand am an animéosexual. And that is on the rise big time. We need a kawaiibdsm test.

There is EVERYTHING wrong with stabbing your penis with a rusty nail.

[YendorLootmonkey]

There is EVERYTHING wrong with stabbing your penis with a rusty nail.

Yeah, this is 2019, not the olden days where your only option for self-mutilation was a tetanus-encrusted railroad spike. If you're going to do that, at least shell out the extra 25 cents or whatever for a good, durable stainless steel penis nail so you don't have to worry about corrosion in the first place.

[YendorLootmonkey]

you should be banned for that comment what are you 12?

How's this troll account been working out for you the last two months? Pretty good?

[FatherSioux]

So what happens in this thread? The gender fluidity crowd criticizes normies trying to plow? Or is this where the p99 dregs share selfies in search of validation into the fold?

[America]

normies trying to plow?

https://i.imgur.com/eqAe3vB.png

https://i.imgur.com/2Gnr4sR.png

this^^^ is a man who respects women

https://i.imgur.com/Obskfu7.png

https://i.imgur.com/bzESZEP.png

i want to feed this one a fish

https://i.imgur.com/7BTgPq7.png

https://i.imgur.com/W50cFZP.png

it's this guy again!!!

https://i.imgur.com/2DNGzuC.png

apparently he's 6'7" and straight edge. i am tempted to swipe right. lol. =O

https://i.imgur.com/JCl3qoB.png

i acktchyually swiped right on Big Kang Nate, cuz I was hoping for something funny. here's wot I got.

https://i.imgur.com/i1rZ2Ph.png

normies trying to plow?

normies trying to plow?

[clevergirl]

*posts selfie *

[JurisDictum]

So what happens in this thread? The gender fluidity crowd criticizes normies trying to plow? Or is this where the p99 dregs share selfies in search of validation into the fold?

We do criticize bad presentation here yes. Maybe the occasional asshole. How about a photo of yourself chief talks like shit? Unless you do a terrible job with it, we probably won't criticize you just for have leather skin, round face and long ass crow-colored hair.

[America]

normies

https://i.imgur.com/42SSu8F.png

[Cecily]

Leave those hippies alone. That's a cute couple.

[America]

Leave those hippies alone. That's a cute couple.

the picture reminds me of some of my uglier acid fry visual intake aesthetics. like when you start really feeling that ur in a vicious world filled with weird shapes and pigeons who want to pluck your flesh the moment its undefended.

[DinoTriz2]

https://i.imgur.com/K40weTu_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[clevergirl]

the picture reminds me of some of my uglier acid fry visual intake aesthetics. like when you start really feeling that ur in a vicious world filled with weird shapes and pigeons who want to pluck your flesh the moment its undefended.

Yep. Just may as well dive off the rear of the cruise ship into the propeller wash and enjoy the sensations of being shredded into chum at that point.

It reminds me of the slow gazelle with a limp on the serengeti

[Cecily]

Laughed my ass off at pigeon comment. Still, they seem happy and I’m happy for them.

[DinoTriz2]

There really are some freaks in Portland.

I'm glad I live in a normal area where we only fuck gators and eat faces.

[Rimitto]

There really are some freaks in Portland.

I'm glad I live in a normal area where we only fuck gators and eat faces.

OH GOD A FLORIDIAN :eek:

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/5lixNyy.jpg

[America]

https://i.imgur.com/hpSbNVU.png

[Tethler]

https://i.imgur.com/hpSbNVU.png

So much denial going on there

[DinoTriz2]

https://i.imgur.com/hpSbNVU.png

Poor guy is hungry :(