official name for server

[naez]

well whats it gonna be

[Cars]

P99R

[Smedy]

Project99 RED imo

[Salty]

g6-99

[Shannacore]

Givetheseguystheirownforums99 imo

[Knuckle]

R99 - Classic Everquest PVP

[Kassel]

Vaporware99

[Kazowi]

Project 1999 PvP imo

[Salty]

Vaporware99

I can make Kassel run in 10 parsecs

[Kazowi]

Givetheseguystheirownforums99 imo

RNF is our forum now bro, back off

[Shannacore]

RNF is our forum now bro, back off

Seeing as I am the guild leader of < Rants & Flames >, I disagree.

[Kazowi]

Seeing as I am the guild leader of < Rants & Flames >, I disagree.

well im the guild leader of basketball, welcome to our court.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dNxAkkC34z8/TP2Ux2uB3qI/AAAAAAAAAEI/BCzes6uOATY/s1600/american_airlines_center.jpg

[hateshadow]

the name should be:
TheMorePeopleThereTheLessPeopleHereKillingMyMobs19 99

[Knuckle]

Seeing as I am the guild leader of < Rants & Flames >, I disagree.

last time I checked you're the guildleader of the toiletbowl and I just dropped spawned a raidmob better batphone the plunger

[Knuckle]

last time I checked you're the guildleader of the toiletbowl and I just spawned a raidmob better batphone the plunger

fixt

[Smedy]

Sittin chillin in on the P99 R&F while Shanna is mad bros

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/3026/boxlifelatestedition.jpg

[naez]

I liked it better with 2 past tense verbs

[naez]

smedy dont ever ninja post on me

never ninja post on me

[Shannacore]

Shanna is mad bros

Rawr

[Salty]

Seeing as I am the guild leader of < Rants & Flames >, I disagree.

http://poopspant.com/block/bass.png

[Shannacore]

Lolol, wut

[Smedy]

http://poopspant.com/block/bass.png

I lol'd, shannas pussy power totally basketball blocked bros

[Shannacore]

1. I am not that tan

2. I would wear a more attractive pair of heels.

[Salty]

Basketball wins

[Salty]

1. I am not that tan

2. I would wear a more attractive pair of heels.

Knees too sharp

[Kazowi]

big porn jesus doing it big

[Smedy]

Rexx may have to handpuppet shanna if she continues this non-sense

[Smedy]

big porn jesus doing it big

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7945/pornjesus.jpg

[Salty]

I'm thinking we are already past the point where she needs a good handpuppet from the Emperor.

[Kazowi]

i am experienced in my ways of the hand puppeteer

[Shannacore]

Rexx may have to handpuppet shanna if she continues this non-sense

Rexx will most definitely not be handpuppeting me, I appreciate the concern though.

I'm thinking we are already past the point where she needs a good handpuppet from the Emperor.

Who?

[Salty]

Who?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkIDBoTGSntmIYQUbWqltKvgLPD6UlX 2LZTlbohVRwm11Lfvn6FQ&t=1

[Smedy]

Time will tell, it's basketball season, shit gets weird

[AffEcT]

Project Mayhem anyone? ;)

[Kazowi]

let the basketball and puppeteering begin

[naez]

I'm loving how every thread regardless of topic devolves into the same shit

[Knuckle]

<PuppetMasters>

[Hasbinbad]

Red99

By far the best name yet mentioned.

Sounds like a Star Wars X-Wing Pilot's name too, so quad nerd points.

[Shannacore]

Red99

By far the best name yet mentioned.

Sounds like a Star Wars X-Wing Pilot's name too, so quad nerd points.

Reminds me of periods.

[Hasbinbad]

Reminds me of periods.
Shanna's periods approaching at least 100 mL per day?

[Walk]

Reminds me of periods.

never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die, its not natural

[Shannacore]

Shanna's periods approaching at least 100 mL per day?

Yuuuuuuuuuuck.


I don't get periods.

[Salty]

Tralina is a dude

[Hasbinbad]

Salty: PM's.

[Shannacore]

You caught me !

[naez]

Tralina is a dude

wow that makes our PM cyber very disturbing, yet in a lot of ways much hawter

[Rushmore]

Red or Die 99
or
PVP or GTFO 99

[Shannacore]

wow that makes our PM cyber very disturbing, yet in a lot of ways much hawter

I'm into it.

[Salty]

we know

[Kazowi]

hey someone get me some loot and il roll up p99 for the luls. im a faithful companion. bored as fuck atm

[Shannacore]

hey someone get me some loot and il roll up p99 for the luls. im a faithful companion. bored as fuck atm

Don't you already have a character on p99? I am positive you have PMd me in the past.

[naez]

dont do it bro, I had to kill over 9000 moss snakes to hit lvl 3

[Massive Marc]

dont do it bro, I had to kill over 9000 moss snakes to hit lvl 3

Your going to have to on Red99 as well..

[KilyenaMage]

Givetheseguystheirownforums99 imo

[naez]

Your going to have to on Red99 as well..

not if they make players give xp then ill be max lvl day 1 wut

[Salty]

hey someone get me some loot and il roll up p99 for the luls. im a faithful companion. bored as fuck atm

I got an 18 mage pal

[Walk]

hey someone get me some loot and il roll up p99 for the luls. im a faithful companion. bored as fuck atm

dont do it bro some real bad apples on there that will ruin your immersion

[Kazowi]

Don't you already have a character on p99? I am positive you have PMd me in the past.

uhm i have 2 level 1 characters, thats all. hook it with some weapons bro.

Your going to have to on Red99 as well..

right but on red99 we can troll each other and pvp in between. makes leveling a lot better

[Kazowi]

dont do it bro some real bad apples on there that will ruin your immersion

i will not have my immersion ruined, are the food and water consumption rates working accordingly to race? My ogre warrior better not eat food slower than my dark elf cleric..

[Massive Marc]

uhm i have 2 level 1 characters, thats all. hook it with some weapons bro.



right but on red99 we can troll each other and pvp in between. makes leveling a lot better

tru that.

[naez]

i will not have my immersion ruined, are the food and water consumption rates working accordingly to race? My ogre warrior better not eat food slower than my dark elf cleric..

rexx's diet consists of 3 gnomes a day

[naez]

(halflings make him cough up furballs and Lasher has to clean it up and it ruins the rug)

[Shannacore]

uhm i have 2 level 1 characters, thats all. hook it with some weapons bro.

I dunno. It'd have to be a halfling.

[Smedy]

Don't you already have a character on p99? I am positive you have PMd me in the past.

Oh snap shannacore already swapped to her irl pic and Rexx working her over in game already, i predict handpuppeteering to commence within the next few days!

I have a sad sad truth to come clean about, i played Oldfart from 1 to 35, i made some blue friends on there to. It was a different experience, but once i hit 35 and i realized every single camp was taken and i couldn't pvp them for it, i quit.

Blue just ain't the way to go.

[naez]

don't think I could ever take blue EQ camping items and such seriously, considering I ran around 90% of my box lifetime pvping on a half naked necro

[Kazowi]

smedy im aghast pal. How could you convert to the dark side? Do you have any gears bro? lets play and troll together in unison like the pals we have grown to be.

shana il make a halfling, hook it up brah

[Shannacore]

smedy im aghast pal. How could you convert to the dark side? Do you have any gears bro? lets play and troll together in unison like the pals we have grown to be.

shana il make a halfling, hook it up brah

Spelled my name wrong and called me 'brah' all in one post.


NEWP, offer revoked.

[Smedy]

smedy im aghast pal. How could you convert to the dark side? Do you have any gears bro? lets play and troll together in unison like the pals we have grown to be.

shana il make a halfling, hook it up brah

I haven't logged on oldfart in 6 month (until last night when i made the video).

I can hook you up on some shit to trade if you want, i actually did the see invis scythe quest and stuff. I was surprised how good gear i had even though i didn't tell anyone who i was, p99 exp not so slow actually, at least not if you can solo.

[Smedy]

I'm on oldfart, send me love letters please

[Smedy]

Lol someone i met on the server and played with for awhile 8 month ago sent me a tell, it gives me this warm fuzzy blue feeling inside

i am one with the blue now

[Salty]

Spelled my name wrong and called me 'brah' all in one post.


NEWP, offer revoked.

bad decision if you plan on playing red99. I'd get your cards in early on this one bro.

[Kazowi]

Spelled my name wrong and called me 'brah' all in one post.


NEWP, offer revoked.

o god im sorry, i typed the post in a hurry please shanna sweet person you are hook it up, i will provide funnies in return

[naez]

bad decision if you plan on playing red99. I'd get your cards in early on this one bro.

true that, rexx would be the one whos dick you gotta suck to get loots on the garage box.

[Kazowi]

Worked for zenaitha, i need loots here so whos dick i got to suck bros

[naez]

^5 EQB4P

[Salty]

Big salty will hook it up with Rubi BP if you go to felwithe

[Kazowi]

^5 EQB4P

EQB4P ezp imo

[Kazowi]

ezpz*

[Walk]

Oh snap shannacore already swapped to her irl pic and Rexx working her over in game already, i predict handpuppeteering to commence within the next few days!

I have a sad sad truth to come clean about, i played Oldfart from 1 to 35, i made some blue friends on there to. It was a different experience, but once i hit 35 and i realized every single camp was taken and i couldn't pvp them for it, i quit.

Blue just ain't the way to go.

happend to me bro but i only made it to lvl 23, quested my harvester and everything bro

[Smedy]

my ohhh my, i have been on the adventure, sitting on a boat, doing big things, partying it up with the females , i expect shannacore to show up but she was a no show fat cow.

straight out of my adventure journal pals:

me and my new found friend claiming the boat after some rough mouth action pvp to keep people out of it.
http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/990/eq002346.png

it got harder, ladies were attracted to the oldfart (don't blame em, famous pals, fuckin famous)
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5748/eq002348.png

my new found mate push it to the limit of gayness and we did the titanic on there (i cried irl)
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7776/eq002350.png

my pal bombfist's name looked nice in the blue color, i think he found a new home.
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6382/eq002352.png

in all, a great experience.

[Shannacore]

@ work, sorry I missed the boatparty !

[Smedy]

@ work, sorry I missed the boatparty !

not ok

[Walk]

smedy is that a pegasus cloak on ur hotbar?

[Smedy]

Yes! Only on p99, I got it by random while camping the hermit in Karana for leet expz

Stole it right in front of some warrior who came running out of the woodwork, i guess he had some kind of radar, but i successfully stole it and told him to fuck off and looted it

[Salty]

You aren't a knight unless you slay it

[Walk]

Yes! Only on p99, I got it by random while camping the hermit in Karana for leet expz

Stole it right in front of some warrior who came running out of the woodwork, i guess he had some kind of radar, but i successfully stole it and told him to fuck off and looted it

some pro ballin right there

[Kazowi]

i would have looted the cloak then slayed him for the funnies on red server

[naez]

im mad jelly of the pegasus cloak

btw can you cast it on others?

[Smedy]

no its self only, great on pvp, imma be camping hermit and gnolls from 18-30 on my toon on red99 can't live without that thing. expect mad pvp bros imma be stealing all your cloaks

[naez]

its cool bro while you doin small things in the karana me and big salty will be in airplane with 200 fish bait cannon fodders farming 41% haste and other assorted epix for us

[Salty]

while all the ackers spawn quill, smedy strikes from the heavens.

A true white knight

[Japan]

might as well be Methheads Anonymous if Naez will be polluting it

[Salty]

They stay up longer than anyone else bro

[KilyenaMage]

might as well be Methheads Anonymous if Naez will be polluting it

[Littlegyno]

Fattys back from the welfare office for another long night of grinding on P99.

[naez]

im more of a cocaine kinda guy

[Japan]

the bilderbergs depend on coke money to keep us enslaved. You of all people should know better.

[naez]

Actually theyre making money off the poppy plants in Afghanistan right now. South America isn't up their ally, they couldn't get rid of Chavez after 911, so cocaine is not really their trade.

[naez]

Not that they need money in the first place since they can just print it, but i digress

[naez]

South America isn't up their ally, they couldn't get rid of Chavez after 911, so cocaine is not really their trade.

Not that they didn't try, with a failed military coup and demonization by the Bush administration that backfired

[mimixownzall]

Project 1999: March Madness PVP

[Danien]

Project Red-Headed Stepchild

[Xantille]

Server name: A Chance To Get Merked By Xantille...1999

not much w/ the brevity, but fairly accurate imo.

[Lasher]

We still friends xant? Imagine how friendly we will be when you wont be able to log on bigportbot!

[Walk]

We still friends xant? Imagine how friendly we will be when you wont be able to log on bigportbot!

u gunna accept my friend request bro?

[Darian]

99Red: Where Amazing Happens

[Beastro]

Box99 plz~

[Asher]

Perfect Server name is: Empty.

It will save people the time of glancing at the number <50 beside it.

Asher

[Bruno]

Project Red-Headed Stepchild

Rexx already has that one claimed.

[naez]

Perfect Server name is: Empty.

It will save people the time of glancing at the number <50 beside it.

Asher

actually with the right hype, this will probably be one of the biggest emu pvp servers ever to exist.

also, cohpvp and crips vs. bloods only had populations of ~50 at any given time and there was great pvp to be had.

[wehrmacht]

Chimpout 1999 server

[xnolanx]

god the red's troll so hard this thread is so full of win