~~the lack of self awareness in this thread is amusing to say the least~~

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/o2a6iIb.jpg

called your bluff, cucko :o

[Swish2]

I just make the numbers up, nobody cares.

[Tethler]

This didn't need a thread. 1-starred.

[Sonderbeast]

Filed away under big dick envy

https://i.imgur.com/SMPa9rF.png

[Nexii]

Ironic cause one of my AM friends did this to his GF just last night to kill dragons. Not mentioning names but...yea...

[Sonderbeast]

Mine was giving be a blowjob while I tanked that Doze last night.

sorry you didn't get blade

[d3r14k]

What is DPS? Does anyone need me to cast harmony on anything? Or Wake of Karana? I can make the rain stop if the thunder is bothering anyone.

I just want to be helpful.

[ScaringChildren]

I can make the rain stop if the thunder is bothering anyone.


This is why I made my druid.

Make the rain stop and then log onto my other character.

[Ella`Ella]

I bless the rains down in Karana

[Cecily]

I was really excited about that spell until I learned it only stopped rain. I thought it was a toggle.

I like rain :(

[d3r14k]

This is why I made my druid.

Make the rain stop and then log onto my other character.

It was a joke, you asshat! We are good for lots of other things. Like... uh... photosynthesis.

And "sense animal"! Bet you forgot I could do that! Turn me right in the direction of the closest bear or squirrel.

Back onto parsing though, what programs do you guys use for a good parse?

[maskedmelon]

I was really excited about that spell until I learned it only stopped rain. I thought it was a toggle.

I like rain :(

that is disappointing. i'd think it would be a toggle too. rain/clouds = peace.

[ldgo86]

I bless the rains down in Karana

[ScaringChildren]

Turn me right in the direction of the closest bear or squirrel.

I want to believe someone saved a raid wipe by using Sense Animals

[d3r14k]

"A spell's usefulness is not to measured by it's benefit to a raid, but by its ability to locate level 12 bears."

- Abraham Lincoln

[ScaringChildren]

"A spell's usefulness is not to measured by it's benefit to a raid, but by its ability to locate level 12 bears."

- Abraham Lincoln

Abe definitely played on Red server

[24kanthony]

Heres a little snippet for you to speculate on, rant about, and call me a liar over.
Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/2tBCuvS.jpg

[ScaringChildren]

Heres a little snippet for you to speculate on, rant about, and call me a liar over.
Enjoy!


I believe you.

OP is certifiably retarded.

[Wonkie]

Heres a little snippet for you to speculate on, rant about, and call me a liar over.
Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/2tBCuvS.jpg

lmao

[icedwards]

Heres a little snippet for you to speculate on, rant about, and call me a liar over.
Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/2tBCuvS.jpg

None of those are even raid mobs :o

[bigjeff100]

What is DPS? Does anyone need me to cast harmony on anything? Or Wake of Karana? I can make the rain stop if the thunder is bothering anyone.

I just want to be helpful.

I felt like.. On live back in 99 or 2000, i remember seeing zone notifications whenever a druid stopped the rain? Anybody else remember that? Or was RP just so awesome back then, people just shouted special messages everytime they stopped the rain?

[Ella`Ella]

"I wanna know, have you ever stopped the rain?"

[Cecily]

Nope. I refuse to cater to whiners. Opals are for vendors.

[Ella`Ella]

Sorry you didn't get rained

[24kanthony]

Didn't the rain used to make you med a little slower? I remember it taking a mana or two off every tick in the early times on live.

[Ella`Ella]

Rain is tranquil; tranquility.

Tranquility increases mana regeneration.

Rain increases mana regeneration.

QED

[shuklak]

You're gonna need that dps when you're dpsing in a van down by the river!

[America]

Ella making some sad posts itt. doing okay?

[Phenyo]

Heres a little snippet for you to speculate on, rant about, and call me a liar over.
Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/2tBCuvS.jpg

Not raid mobs.
Not showing what character this was parsed.
Really made me think. Endgame rogues will parse 80-100 on ACTUAL raid mobs. Your SK is not doing 120 dps on any fight that matters.

(sorry you didnt get realistic parse)

[Sonderbeast]

"Look guys I parsed 184 dps on orc 1"

doesn't count

[Cecily]

By end game you mean any 55+ rogue with an epic and dragoon dirk, right?

[Zipity]

Heres a little snippet for you to speculate on, rant about, and call me a liar over.
Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/2tBCuvS.jpg

So you did 0 DPS on 11 of 32 mobs... better question is why your group didn’t kick you for being AFK

[Cecily]

how the fuck did you get in his thread

I’m a woman you shit lord.

[24kanthony]

Not raid mobs.
Not showing what character this was parsed.
Really made me think. Endgame rogues will parse 80-100 on ACTUAL raid mobs. Your SK is not doing 120 dps on any fight that matters.

(sorry you didnt get realistic parse)

I play a SK and a cleric and the parse sure didn't come from the cleric. Had I done the parse on almost any other class, the low end numbers wouldn't be as bad as they are.
Correct, I hardly ever parse really high against raid targets but raid targets are also like 0.01% of all the mobs I'm involved in killing so I think that everything else does matter in the scheme of things.
I had said before that my spear seems to have a range of anywhere from 65 to 120 dps. This wide range depends on the mob, rng, buffs, and whatever else. Draconite says I can't parse 120 on anything and that somehow turns in to people demanding I prove that I can consistently out dps rogues on raid bosses or I'm a liar?
I'm just going off the number Gamparse gives me while Draconite is throwing a hissy fit because he can't believe that even with what's essentially a bazooka, an SK could put out high numbers once in a while.

Good job Draconite, you really helped everyone dodge a bullet by somehow misinterpreting that to mean anybody can roll an SK and out deeps a rogue all day. Norath can sleep soundly now. Give your self another pat on the back.

[Sonderbeast]

Heres a little snippet for you to speculate on, rant about, and call me a liar over.
Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/2tBCuvS.jpg

average dps is 50

hope this helps

[ScaringChildren]

dps not up

[Aviann]

Looks like he was going for killshots... Just didnt hit attack til the mob was at 1%.

[misterbonkers]

Heres a little snippet for you to speculate on, rant about, and call me a liar over.
Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/2tBCuvS.jpg

where's the total damage done and engagement length?

feels like rather than showing us something you're hiding something else instead

[Aviann]

Fully hasted with a good weapon Knight DPS is undervalued on this server because apparently rogues are the only class that can melee DPS

Fully hasted rogues with good weapons out dps fully hasted knights with good weapons any day.

[Danth]

I'm just going off the number Gamparse gives me .

Most folks seem obsessed with autoattack damage. Does this tool include damage from procs, spells, and the pet? Those are parts of the class as well and should not be ignored if a person wants a full accounting of damage dealt.

Danth

[24kanthony]

So you did 0 DPS on 11 of 32 mobs... better question is why your group didn’t kick you for being AFK

This wasn't taken in a 6man group setting. There were other people around and mobs being killed near me that I wasn't involved with which are what gamparse recorded me doing 0 dps on.

I can tell that no less than a full up-skirt shot of all my melee calculations and logs are gonna get the finger pointers to shut up but I don't care to put all that up here in the Grobb section of the forums so whatever. Believe it or don't, doesn't effect me.

[Aviann]

I didnt say they out DPS rogues I said thier DPS contributions (especially in a small group setting) are undervalued, SK at least, Paladins just suck at everything

Anyone who says paladins suck at everything have no idea what a paladin can do. DPS is about the only thing I can't do on my paladin, and shadowknights aren't much better with their shitty spells.

[Sonderbeast]

This wasn't taken in a 6man group setting. There were other people around and mobs being killed near me that I wasn't involved with which are what gamparse recorded me doing 0 dps on.

I can tell that no less than a full up-skirt shot of all my melee calculations and logs are gonna get the finger pointers to shut up but I don't care to put all that up here in the Grobb section of the forums so whatever. Believe it or don't, doesn't effect me.

the lack of self awareness in this thread is amusing

[Cecily]

600 mana necro spells without necro sustainability. I looked at SK on paper once and I can therefore say with some authority it’s not a good class. Pallies occasionally save me so I like them.

Danth

[Aviann]

Not mad at all about shadowknights or whatever it is they claim to be superior of, just impressed there's still someone on this server that claim paladins to be useless. I've beaten plenty shadowknights in duels, would do it again.

[Wonkie]

luv 2 eat ripostes

[America]

thiss game hella easy like imagine parsing it :o

[gredoo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I

Here comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion

[gredoo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I

https://i.imgur.com/sMxYXmg.gif

[Mead]

600 mana necro spells without necro sustainability. I looked at SK on paper once and I can therefore say with some authority it’s not a good class. Pallies occasionally save me so I like them.

Danth

got me

[Ella`Ella]

Not mad at all about shadowknights or whatever it is they claim to be superior of, just impressed there's still someone on this server that claim paladins to be useless. I've beaten plenty shadowknights in duels, would do it again.

How do your duela against very powerful wizards go?

[XeroKill]

How do your duela against very powerful wizards go?

Or an untwinked rogue / monk? #getdatshitouttahere

[Aviann]

How do your duela against very powerful wizards go?

VERY POWERFUL