Would you rather have...

[shuklak]

Which one?

[ScaringChildren]

I'm torn between all 3.

The choices the choices...

[imsorryGMs]

Million bucks. Turn a hoe into a housewife.

[d3r14k]

1) Choose the meth and oxy
2) Sell some of it to trailer park yahoos
3) Coincidentally make friends with hardcore raiders who shower you with platinum
4) You now have platinum, money, and drugs
5) ???
6) Profit

[Phenyo]

1) Choose the meth and oxy
2) Sell some of it to trailer park yahoos
3) Coincidentally make friends with hardcore raiders who shower you with platinum
4) You now have platinum, money, and drugs
5) ???
6) Profit

[ScaringChildren]

I don't know the price of meth, but a pound of Oxy (assuming we're talking about 80mg) would only be around $30,000 street value.

[Canelek]

Are all of you fucking retards from Florida?

[Bboboo]

a 10/10 hottie in my lap

[loramin]

a 10/10 hottie in my lap

Well two of the options can get you that ...

[Baler]

A pound of Rx oxycotin and meth each
That will get you further than a million bucks in the right circles.
And I don't even drug.

[ScaringChildren]

That will get you further than a million bucks in the right circles.
And I don't even drug.

No it won't.

I sold Oxy for around 10 years.

[Baler]

No it won't.

I sold Oxy for around 10 years.

Well in American They'll tax you on that million. so it's not really a million doll hairs.

Getting junkies to do your bidding can be more useful since they have nothing to lose.

[ScaringChildren]

Well in American They'll tax you on that million. so it's not really a million doll hairs.

Getting junkies to do your bidding can be more useful since they have nothing to lose.

Depends on the area, but meth is around $13000 a pound.

Same with Oxy, depends on the area and the pill.

It was cheaper in Florida than other states, so back in my day, a single 80mg pill went for $60. In Maine, it went for $1 per mg, so $80.

My previous estimate was WAY off because I rounded up the weight of each pill for easy math.

4,410 Oxycontin 80mg pills is 1 pound. Let's say $70 a piece, that's $308,700.

Grand total of: $321,700

Oh, and you're going to get robbed when someone finds out you have that much.

We used to rob the girlfriends of drug dealers after they went to jail because their basic ass girlfriends tried to continue their sales while they were locked up.

[Baler]

Okay im ut. Aint breaking the forum rules to debates the power of a junkie army for a month or so.

[ScaringChildren]

Depends on the area, but meth is around $13000 a pound.

Same with Oxy, depends on the area and the pill.

It was cheaper in Florida than other states, so back in my day, a single 80mg pill went for $60. In Maine, it went for $1 per mg, so $80.

My previous estimate was WAY off because I rounded up the weight of each pill for easy math.

4,410 Oxycontin 80mg pills are 1 pound. Let's say $70 a piece, that's $308,700.

Grand total of: $321,700

Oh, and you're going to get robbed when someone finds out you have that much.

We used to rob the girlfriends of drug dealers after they went to jail because their basic ass girlfriends tried to continue their sales while they were locked up.

[ScaringChildren]

Okay im ut. Aint breaking the forum rules to debates the power of a junkie army for a month or so.

We're talking business. Not drugs.

[Phenyo]

Depends on the area, but meth is around $13000 a pound.

Same with Oxy, depends on the area and the pill.

It was cheaper in Florida than other states, so back in my day, a single 80mg pill went for $60. In Maine, it went for $1 per mg, so $80.

My previous estimate was WAY off because I rounded up the weight of each pill for easy math.

4,410 Oxycontin 80mg pills is 1 pound. Let's say $70 a piece, that's $308,700.

Grand total of: $321,700

Oh, and you're going to get robbed when someone finds out you have that much.

We used to rob the girlfriends of drug dealers after they went to jail because their basic ass girlfriends tried to continue their sales while they were locked up.

Imagine admitting this on an elf board. This is fucking embarrassing, even if it is probably fake.

[ScaringChildren]

What's wrong with a little bit of methematics?

[Schaduwridder]

That will get you further than a million bucks in the right circles.
And I don't even drug.

no it wont

wont even net you 6 figures

[Phenyl]

pixels please.

[gredoo]

What's the point of a million dollars money if you can't spend it :(

[shuklak]

What's the point of a million dollars money if you can't spend it :(

You can buy more computers and "roommates" however.

[ScaringChildren]

You can buy more computers and "roommates" however.

You could hire a homeless man to be your port hoe

[Tethler]

Depends on the area, but meth is around $13000 a pound.

Same with Oxy, depends on the area and the pill.

It was cheaper in Florida than other states, so back in my day, a single 80mg pill went for $60. In Maine, it went for $1 per mg, so $80.

My previous estimate was WAY off because I rounded up the weight of each pill for easy math.

4,410 Oxycontin 80mg pills is 1 pound. Let's say $70 a piece, that's $308,700.

Grand total of: $321,700

Oh, and you're going to get robbed when someone finds out you have that much.

We used to rob the girlfriends of drug dealers after they went to jail because their basic ass girlfriends tried to continue their sales while they were locked up.

:(:(:(

[shuklak]

You could hire a homeless man to be your port hoe

Hed steal from you though, wouldn't he?

I mean maybe you picked the money but homeless still pick the drugs.

[ScaringChildren]

Hed steal from you though, wouldn't he?

I mean maybe you picked the money but homeless still pick the drugs.

That's why you chain him to the computer.

Yeah, you'll need to empty his bedpan, but as hardcore EQ players I'm sure we're used to doing that.

[eezl]

the point of a million dollars is so you can do two chicks at the same time.

[shuklak]

the point of a million dollars is so you can do two chicks at the same time.

Remember you can't buy drugs with the money

[Mead]

Drugs after reading this thread