The real facts about <Core> - the inside story

[zodium]

Hi everyone, I'm Gatmanno. I'm here to tell you the real story about <Core> they don't tell you, the dirty inside details.

Sloths are the official spirit animal of <Core>. Now, most people know that sloths are arboreal animals, which apparently means they live in trees, and that's because it's the first thing that comes up if you google "sloth facts" or look sloths up on Wikipedia! Sloths have more in common with us than meets the eye though. For example, what a lot of people don't know is that sloths actually only spend about 10 hours of the day sleeping. They are also naturally potty trained and will go pee pee and poo poo in the same spot every time. Sloths are solitary creatures who only gather to mate. They are only awake at night too. Sloths are also very cute.

https://i.imgur.com/N0jCwVh.jpg
<Core> member shown relaxing out max.

Sloths have up to four-inch-long claws. Wow! Another thing people don't know about sloths is their mortal enemies are snakes, eagles and jaguars. Their claws are used to hold onto tree branches, and also to fight their sworn enemies. Well not really, because sloths are super chill and would only fight by winning hearts and minds, especially my heart and mind. But I bet it would really hurt, if they did use them. But they won't I think. If a sloth doesn't fall in honorable battle against snakes or jaguars, then it can live up to 40 years old! Wow! If it does fall though, they go to sloth Valhalla to eat really nice trees forever with the other honorable sloths. I think that's pretty cool.

Anyway, there is a lot of misinformation flying around I just wanted to clear up here in my thread about the real facts of <Core>. If you have questions, I promise to reply to every high quality goodpost. Thanks gentle reader, and Bristlebane bless you.

[Shoneys]

he cracked

[d3r14k]

I am not sure whether to ask a question about sloths or <Core>, so your misdirection has succeeded in befuddling my small brain. Having said that, two questions:

1) What is the average sloth lifespan and;
2) What do you think makes <Core> unique from other top end guilds?

[Rygar]

Expected hilarity and funny photos by clicking on thread. Saw image of sloth peeking and was hoping of poor photoshop of Franswa avatar on the body. Left disappointed.

Tuluven fulfill us and save this thread.

[Jauna]

2) What do you think makes <Core> unique from other top end guilds?

I hear they have lots of vacation time.

[Cecily]

I enjoy both sloths and extremely casual raiding. Is Core the right guild for me?

[deezy]

are sloths friends with gorillas?

[rezzie]

Warning: serious post on RnF.

1. When <Untz/Core> split out you spent most of your initial weeks farming high-plat targets and MQs, and locking down content like Ragefire and Naggy. Was this just to help kick-start a new guild bank, or was it to fill the pockets of the people who jumped over?

It's probably fair to say it gave most of the server the impression you were just a farm crew and turned a lot of people off, and might be why people didn't have much sympathy for you at first.

2. Do you intend to progress to higher-tier targets and start competing in ToV / city leaders once you recruit more people?

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It was nice of you (well, Franswa) to offer out the Ragefire hearts to help clerics the other week.

Good luck in future!

[Arkanjil]

I hear they have lots of vacation time.

LOL

[Arkanjil]

Like many new guilds... you need to build a guild bank and fill your recharger with certain items.

Having low numbers starting out is also reason to start on easy encounters such as naggy/vox, VS, golems, Trakanon etc.

Progression was coming along nicely as our numbers built. Unfortunately along the way we encountered a road block of self-pity and negative attitudes from the outside that we thought we had left behind.

We would love to jump back into ToV some day... but seems like someone is destine to deny us of that chance even if we are playing by the rules.

My 2 cents.

Cheers pals

I think Bellringer still has a man-crush for many of you and can't stand that you found love with other people.

[Cecily]

LOL

Was Jauna’s post really all caps lol funny? Yes, yes they do get suspended quite often and the subtle use of vacation as a euphemism belies with whimsy the inherent sadness of those ruled by a mad king. I suggest you take a long look in the mirror and reflect on why you felt the need to share your mockery with us. Good day to you, sir!

[Jimjam]

I enjoy both sloths and extremely casual raiding. Is Core the right guild for me?

Core requires only around 7 days activity every 37 days.

[Pringles]

Zodium shook, so what?

https://imgur.com/1PqgVhJ.gif

[Canelek]

Fight, fuck and feast in the halls of the All Father!


Cute animal picture.

[Arkanjil]

Was Jauna’s post really all caps lol funny? Yes, yes they do get suspended quite often and the subtle use of vacation as a euphemism belies with whimsy the inherent sadness of those ruled by a mad king. I suggest you take a long look in the mirror and reflect on why you felt the need to share your mockery with us. Good day to you, sir!

It produced a hearty chuckle from me and I felt that was worth sharing to my elf pals. <3

[Tortok]

I considered it funny <3
Situation is so absurd you simply cannot take it seriously, even if it's your loss.

[Phenyo]

Can't say i enjoyed the mobie to be honest not enough morlocks

[Hyjalx]

Core leadership is basically old Awakened pull + FTE team, and some would say they were pretty damn good.

I don't see the problem with a new guild starting with maybe 20 people locking down vox/naggy and fear golems as first targets. An arguement could be made that Vox/Naggy and fear golems are the best targets in the game outside ToV and Kael due to the value of raid items they drop. The fact they get these targets is a testament to their ability.



They will do just fine in ToV once ready.

[branamil]

They will never get to tov. Someone personally hates them for unknown reasons and I have no doubt they’ll get banned again after this one wears off

[Redscom]

Wasn't there 4 pages to this thread?

[Senescant]

No, there were six pages in a different thread full of discussion and opinions. Those opinions ran counter to someone else's opinions and the thread was deleted.

[Ghostly]

They will never get to tov. Someone personally hates them for unknown reasons and I have no doubt they’ll get banned again after this one wears off

Careful, someone just got banned for saying this same thing.

[deezy]

opinion not allowed

[REMEZ]

wrong opinion not allowed

[Nexii]

Core is so far from TOV that...I just don't know. You'd need at least triple their current membership to compete in the current metagame.

[Phenyo]

wrong opinion not allowed

:eek:

[Zutizutzut]

Core is so far from TOV that...I just don't know. You'd need at least triple their current membership to compete in the current metagame.

You might be surprised what we can do.

[Ghostly]

Core is so far from TOV that...I just don't know. You'd need at least triple their current membership to compete in the current metagame.

I bet Core is at least 26 days from being able to do ToV....

[skarlorn]

i like zodium'


i like sloths

and yet somehow it was a whiff for me

[starfish]

Core carries the server whipping boy torch into the future like champs. Revel in the martydom

[Nexii]

Core carries the server whipping boy torch into the future like champs. Revel in the martydom

Some people are really into that sort of thing, don't judge~

[isiah]

Lol this server.

[definitely not Draconite]

Zodium dezerves the gULag

[Mead]

Lol this server.

where you playin' at these days

[isiah]

where you playin' at these days

Mainly in the woods.

[starfish]

Some people are really into that sort of thing, don't judge~

don't judge it judgemental. high praise for the good ppl of core

[Levlenna]

This thread is called: the real facts about Core.
Gotta love being in Core, especially when you were first a member od Awakened. Same old, same old.
Raid a few days: raidban, raid a few days again: raidban, raid 3 days: raidban and so on and so forth.
Do less with more! Join Core!

[shuklak]

Do less [raiding] with more [bans]. Join p99!

[Jimjam]

Does core have a regular ban schedule? I'd be well up for a guild that only raids on the 31st of every month.

[kaev]

Does core have a regular ban schedule? I'd be well up for a guild that only raids on the 31st of every month.

forum needs upvote mechanic

[Skuc]

Dude I've always had good vibe from you that was like real force-strong shit. I guess we realies just can't help it being an aura. I would say "goodies", but alas I no longer have a membership in the not being an assy mcgee to people club. Hate and anger, saturated. And I've got to tell you it's the strongest love for the same people I have ever had. Absolutely everyone can suck my dick, b/c I have realized they are all very dense and not worth my artworks' materials in the being of the me and making purpose of back push against fascism.

All that was my candid reaction to stumbling in here...all you had to say was Sloths. Why have you guys not printed up t-shirts and whatnot to make sure pep-peps understand what they'll be delighted to get, right off the bat, if they make frends with you!

[Skuc]

I mean the Sloth is unparalleled. Sloths.

[akoo]

I don't even have raids at this point.

[spoof2424]

Someone says vibes and sloths in a paragraph and noone gets confused. Sloths equate to hair in your food more than good vibes. They don't even move quick enough for feels! How about take a picture

[Wonkie]

sloth
slôTH,slōTH
noun
1.
reluctance to work or make an effort; laziness.