pushes plunger, taps submit

[shuklak]

(sorry you had to set an alarm this morning)

[Jauna]

God damnit now I am self conscious that my face and hands dont match color either and i cant tell

[LulzSect©]

Been there done that

[Mead]

everything is ok except for the pack of cowboy killers

definitely approve of the slippers. need to get a pair for the gym

[skarlorn]

Been there done that

[Sonderbeast]

nice simpsons slippers

[Twochain]

Fuck, i'm so jealous. Wait jk

First of all, I see boags/butts everywhere on that table. But that's the cleanest looking ash tray I have seen in my life. Where the fuck are you even ashing?

Second of all, Hookah and boags at the same damn time. Going full retard I see.

Third, WTF is that grass looking shit in the mason jar? And on the table? Maybe it's a bad quality picture.... but from here it looks like you're smoking OG Lawn clippings. WTF???

4, Nothing says "I'm happy with where I am in life" like doing a bunch of coke at 2:45 AM on a Tuesday.

Fifth, I like your pebble/candle tray. Really brings the room together.

[LulzSect©]

but did she do any railS off youR cock? 🤔

[derpcake2]

Fuck, i'm so jealous. Wait jk

First of all, I see boags/butts everywhere on that table. But that's the cleanest looking ash tray I have seen in my life. Where the fuck are you even ashing?

Second of all, Hookah and boags at the same damn time. Going full retard I see.

Third, WTF is that grass looking shit in the mason jar? And on the table? Maybe it's a bad quality picture.... but from here it looks like you're smoking OG Lawn clippings. WTF???

4, Nothing says "I'm happy with where I am in life" like doing a bunch of coke at 2:45 AM on a Tuesday.

Fifth, I like your pebble/candle tray. Really brings the room together.

if you had noticed the sheets over the seat, you'd have known the answer to all of your questions

gl with those observation skills

[Cecily]

What is boags, precious?

[Whirled]

I think he means the cigs.

Also, why the cheap wine?

[Ella`Ella]

Lol at cutting yayo with anything other than a metal credit card.

[Cecily]

Can I just say I fucking hate talking to cokeheads.

[skarlorn]

drugs are bad

hope you remember this post years down the line

[d3r14k]

All of them?

[skarlorn]

especially cocaine and heroin

these are actual evil alien entities here to wage war on the human nervous system. ask me anything, i'll be here for another hour!

[d3r14k]

Where do babies come from?

A friend told me some stork, but instructions were unclear, dick stuck in stork.

[skarlorn]

Once upon a time there was a serpent. The sirpint coiled itself around the trunk of a tree. The serpant beheld a tastey morsel. it bit the tasty morsel. this was its own tail. the sirpent howeld in agony and fell from the tree. It found, supine upon God's Green Earth, a woman. It entered the hole in the woman's belly and divulged a great mass of eggs. Then the sarpint ejaculated into your mom and impregnate it's own eggs, inside the belly of the woman. the woman served as the serponts incubator. this woman was your mom, if you didn't catch that. the end!

[LulzSect©]

ha ha!

[chadtwoke]

Been there, still doing that.



*puts gun to head, disengages the safety, cocks hammer, pulls trigger*

[chadtwoke]

Lol at cutting yayo with anything other than a metal credit card.

https://i.imgur.com/jURV1uY.jpg

[LulzSect©]

PrayinG 4U

[Ella`Ella]

https://i.imgur.com/jURV1uY.jpg

How pedestrian...

[radda]

I use a small sharp bear grills knife gerber

[katrik]

I’ve never smoked a cigarette. I’m a loser and don’t know what any of this stuff is.