Tenderizer
08-05-2018, 07:16 AM
Plastic wrap in my food,
parking on the other side of the complex,
so much chlorine its nauseating,
paper thin walls (f your vagina kids making all kinds of noise till 10pm),
A/C on max while it's raining and cold already.
Oh, did I mention some muthah fuckin mouth breather blows up a microwave at 7am on a sunday?
Causing the most jacked up sound iv ever heard coming from a fire alarm that almost got its ass beat off the wall.
As the family evacuates the room I simply but firmly with command authority tell my wife "Just let me burn."
parking on the other side of the complex,
so much chlorine its nauseating,
paper thin walls (f your vagina kids making all kinds of noise till 10pm),
A/C on max while it's raining and cold already.
Oh, did I mention some muthah fuckin mouth breather blows up a microwave at 7am on a sunday?
Causing the most jacked up sound iv ever heard coming from a fire alarm that almost got its ass beat off the wall.
As the family evacuates the room I simply but firmly with command authority tell my wife "Just let me burn."