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clevergirl
07-28-2018, 05:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/3Od9IqZ.jpg

There once was a small child born in the 1940's in Harlem to a black man and a white man. The CIA had been attempting to clone homosexuals to infiltrate Russia for an exceedingly long time. Ever since before Hitler rose to power. They knew Donald Trump would some day fuck Stormy Daniels and abort Hitlers Fetus. So they needed a way to create the ultimate queer. The white race always had problems with breeding. Their population growth was always negative. So they always had to kill native populations in order to grow. That's because in the year 2034 they finally successfully created From the remains of Michelle Obama and Elizabeth Warren with the aid of alien equipment found under the great pyramids of Giza. Anyway white people are very unnatural and against what God had designed the earth for, so like, these babies only way to reproduce itself was to have sex with with anime fans. However since anime fans were very unattractive and didn't exist until after Hitler caused world war two. Time travel had to be invented in the year 2084. If it wasn't for the invention of time travel a black Jesus would have existed instead of a white Jesus. There was a mistake however and the white Jesus appeared in Tibet in the year 14,326 B.C.E. (that's before common era for you retards). Anyway this Jesus is the real Jesus and actually white and had red hair because of a genetic anomaly caused by the time travel. That is basically where all the retarded religious mythos comes from. The great flood is more like an allegory for Donald Trumps Pee tapes. The only way to prove any of this is to read Isaac Asimov's foundation Trillogy plus his other books out of order as well as watch the transformer movies than the cartoons from 1981. Particularly Spocks narration of the events of the 2000's. Once all that's done you will realize that Darth Vador and Kylo Ren where gay lovers in a galaxy far away, and that the events of their lives holographically transposed into the creation of Everquest and the Temple of Cazic Thule. The God Cazic Thule is a representation of Christianity and the rise of Egypt after Pharaoh Akhenaten worshiped only the sun god Aten. Of course this was a very bastardized pagan version of Christianity. Later the Mormons got it somewhat right and better when they created the Battlestar Galactica remake, and Caprica six is really god. We are all in her mind, and she's really how we experience life. If it where, we should all be very grateful for EverQuest and anime. Otherwise we wouldn't have beautiful tall blonde haired blue eyed women. And without woman the white race wouldn't reproduce. You should cherish your woman, because they are the only thing standing between you and space orcs. If you want space elves, your going to have to become them yourself and transcend your own humanity by worshiping the light and forsaking cissexuality. The beetles in Rathe Mountains their guardians the Rathe Mountain lizardmen (they are really girls) are the key to this. Iksar are a subrace created to distract Norrath from the truth with false idols and Firiona Vie worship.

Hope this helps.

You're welcome. :o

Jauna
07-28-2018, 05:26 PM
I am not fucking reading this.

Someone buckley the post for the rest of us.

Cecily
07-28-2018, 05:28 PM
I am not fucking reading this.

Someone buckley the post for the rest of us.

Your wish is my command (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTjrT2cwKD0)

LulzSect©
07-28-2018, 05:30 PM
here's your pity reply

Bboboo
07-28-2018, 06:06 PM
i will read 1 word a day

thank you

Phenyo
07-28-2018, 06:29 PM
U must be dizzy if u think anyone is reading this

https://i.imgur.com/vJvduk6.gif

Extreme pity reply

skarlorn
07-28-2018, 06:45 PM
Seek help

Rang
07-28-2018, 07:32 PM
unreadable

LulzSect©
07-28-2018, 07:38 PM
fun-fact: i have yet to read the comic in it's entirety

shuklak
07-28-2018, 07:50 PM
5 stars.

Canelek
07-28-2018, 08:05 PM
Wow word block

Velthak
07-28-2018, 10:37 PM
Times like these I wish Draco's voting period in AM was up so he can have his balls back.

definitely not Draconite
07-28-2018, 10:43 PM
Times like these I wish Draco's voting period in AM was up so he can have his balls back.

https://i.imgur.com/Yzw7at2.gif

rollin5k
07-28-2018, 10:49 PM
hold on let me get my magnifying glass

definitely not Draconite
07-28-2018, 11:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/O2xckyZ.gif

Swish2
07-28-2018, 11:50 PM
It's not a comic if the characters are talking in 200 word paragraphs, awful thread and no points awarded.

skarlorn
07-28-2018, 11:54 PM
draconite posting on 2 accounts, sonderpeast and not draconite... seek hlep dude!!!

Sonderbeast
07-29-2018, 12:00 AM
https://i.imgur.com/wxbBUyl.jpg

Wonkie
07-29-2018, 01:36 AM
Wow word block

y'all love it when jakerees does it, misogyny much bud? :(:(:(:(

heyokah
07-29-2018, 09:02 AM
Didn't read

Baler
07-29-2018, 10:06 AM
just let this shit thread die.

LulzSect©
07-29-2018, 10:20 AM
https://i.imgur.com/eqlgxbo.jpg

clevergirl
08-01-2018, 04:19 PM
The lizard queen sat on her throne in fearrott listening to the vocal fry of the liberal frogloks in the deep shadows of the trees. A swift breeze from the ocean stirred in her mouth. Her forked tongue whipping out to taste the faint odor of lulz unwashed bottom. She knew her arch nemisis had arrived from Gunthak. She called to her acolytes with a chirping and clicking of her teeth ending in a whistling screech. Her supplicants kneeled before her at the great enterance to the temple. Two silverback gorillas enthralled by Christus Thules magicks beat their chest. She saidd ... briiing me a fat one. Onnnee of the 10/10's thisss lulz likees to crush xherrs lap. Off in the distance a young ogre by the name of Enby ran through zhe deep rainforest chased by hundreds of spiders. In the dark mist a series of flutting calls went out and zhe knew there would be no time to escape the trap she had been set. Zhe resigned herself the torture at the hands of the almighty Railgun Zhok who's command she followed. In the blackness of a thousand spider bites, venem coursing through zhes thicccc body zhe swore she would return and exact her wrathful revenge on the denizens of Fearrott.

Enby appeared before the Queen of the Lizard. Broodmother of the Tae Ew. She was rippedd apart and in her large body an egg was sown. Many broodlings where sacrificed so that her life force could be restored and Zhe could carry the eggg northward into the rugged mountains where she was comanded. The queen said, Zheee will go 4th and find the bettles of atenakkenz, u shallll givvee yourrr body to them, as you carrry the soullle of the dreaddd lorrrdd cheeezus 2 cum in the timme after the magicks. otherrrwise the youngggg brooddlinngg shall rippp its' wayy outtttt of you... yesssss'

Once released Zhe could feeel the beating heart of the egg inside of zhe.. she felt a whisper in her mind. I am zheees salvation... Zhe must gooo to the beettles and zhe will be set freee do not fail Zhee

And this is how the dread lord was born. That would one day rule all of the universe with mexican food and latinix booties. Lulz would return home to xher coven of warlocks empty handed, nothing in xher lap. Only the fantasy of possessing the 10/10 of xher quest and dreams.

Sorry it is really actually very terrible, but since I wrote it I'm posting it. My stream of consciousness has been really fucking terrible lately. I blame the anorexia

LulzSect©
08-01-2018, 04:22 PM
This message is hidden because clevergirl is on your ignore list.

https://i.imgur.com/M8bZXbl_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

skarlorn
08-01-2018, 05:02 PM
The lizard queen sat on her throne in fearrott listening to the vocal fry of the liberal frogloks in the deep shadows of the trees. A swift breeze from the ocean stirred in her mouth. Her forked tongue whipping out to taste the faint odor of lulz unwashed bottom.
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that's all reallyu nice i but then the trans pronouns shit ruined it. stop being anorexic

LulzSect©
08-01-2018, 05:13 PM
cool and normal

Phenyo
08-01-2018, 07:47 PM
yikes

Mead
08-01-2018, 08:00 PM
read both the cartoon and op

was easy

LulzSect©
08-01-2018, 08:04 PM
condolences

Mead
08-01-2018, 08:10 PM
the first 5/8ths of the op made me giggle

then it got bad

LulzSect©
08-01-2018, 08:15 PM
ofc i read the comic

it made me chortle because i read it in a little annoying girls voice

Bainers
08-01-2018, 08:17 PM
I just wanted to post for the first time ever to say this post by OP is the worst thing I've ever looked at (didn't read).

Use paragraphs and shorten it up.

Nexii
08-01-2018, 08:25 PM
There are no good Lulz posts. Glad to have him on ignore (at least until the next incarnation)

Cecily
08-01-2018, 08:25 PM
I just wanted to post for the first time ever to say this post by OP is the worst thing I've ever looked at (didn't read).

Use paragraphs and shorten it up.
https://www.project1999.com/forums/search.php?searchid=9509246

https://i.imgur.com/yTWP0nY.jpg

Patriam1066
08-01-2018, 08:33 PM
There are no good Lulz posts. Glad to have him on ignore (at least until the next incarnation)

Nah lulz top 5 posters

Thanks and God bless

LulzSect©
08-01-2018, 09:08 PM
Barks.

chadtwoke
08-02-2018, 12:32 AM
project 1999 forums: a study in psychological disorders

commed
08-03-2018, 03:45 AM
i read it and i think my penis just died

Bainers
08-03-2018, 09:53 PM
https://www.project1999.com/forums/search.php?searchid=9509246

https://i.imgur.com/yTWP0nY.jpg

Ha!