Not really a rant. I didn't want to mess up the server forum. This game...

[clevergirl]

This game is so damn cool.

That it's 2018.

And newbies like Farglaglirn are fighting over diseased wolf spawns on a 12? or 20? minute? timer in qeynos hills. I think I seen like 5 people today battle it out over green spawns for a 2 plat reward in 2018.

The struggle is real. Everquest the 20 minute spawn timesink is real. In 2018.

Really, god damnit ppl. I get it if your bored, and just logging in randomly and trying to kill a mob or something.

But this was a genuine battle over lowbie green crap in a 30 year old video game that's not even classic, really. :o

BTW I had fun watching and KSing a few of these mobs, I hope you guys stressed about it horrifically.

[Mead]

rated your thread for you

[aaezil]

Titled “not really a rant”

Proceeds to rant about something no one cares about

This is exactly what i signed up for

[clevergirl]

It's not a rant. It's my attempt at something akin to. David Attenborough and EQ though it's horribley done.

This place is a Zoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYL28a0LM_A

[clevergirl]

OK maybe it is a rant.

I just want to understand what it is that makes you n00bz so emotionally invested in the "Game".

[clevergirl]

Why are GREEN fucking mobs like, the most important thing in your life in 2018?

[clevergirl]

Also, really, a wood elf named Elfwood (after a like 1990's internet amateur cartoon porn site)...

Like

When is someone going to roll a human ranger named Peter North.

I'm waitin for it.

[clevergirl]

This is your LIVES ppl. This is what you do with them. Not that I have any good constructive criticism or suggestions. Whens the last time you called your mom?

[Mead]

Whens the last time you called your mom?

I just texted my mom to ask if if she fucked with my ac when she stopped by to drop me off some meatloaf

It was on 66 I was about to lose it on her but she didn't text back since it's midnight

[Quizlop]

I just want to understand what it is that makes you n00bz so emotionally invested in the "Game".

Mental illness and/or drug addiction.

[Reguiy]

This guy just posted 6 times in 20 minutes on some Everquest rant about OTHER people being too emotionally invested. Yikes.

[shuklak]

5 star thread!

[Mead]

This guy just posted 6 times in 20 minutes on some Everquest rant about OTHER people being too emotionally invested. Yikes.

probably needs to schedule an appointment with endocrinologist for adjustment

[Wonkie]

the stars sustain us

[Mead]

who was the guy that had a recent meltdown over thread ratings not mattering

I do it for him

[Wonkie]

who was the guy that had a recent meltdown over thread ratings not mattering

I do it for him

what is egg?

[Tethler]

Also, really, a wood elf named Elfwood (after a like 1990's internet amateur cartoon porn site)...

Like

When is someone going to roll a human ranger named Peter North.

I'm waitin for it.

This wouldn't happen. Peter North would clearly be a warrior, not a limp dick ranger.

[Cecily]

I made lemon bars and now I can't sleep. I have fewer lemon bars.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Nice 5-cap. Thread is going places

[radda]

Not every clever girl can be a clever grrrl ***

[Mead]

Not every clever girl can be a clever grrrl ***

You're *

This is your LIVES ppl. This is what you do with them

clever girl more clever than you think

thinking bj clone because of magpie but not sure yet

will sleep on it

[phacemeltar]

this is toxic. how u going to say people are wasting their lives on pixels, while getting emotional about the same pixels? the server needs new blood, this is not how u attract it.

[klw]

It's so true; west Antonica is a mess!

I recently was XPing a Druid on bandits. Occasionally (read: frequently) some retard with a red con Mage pet would run in and wipe the whole camp right in front of me.

Sadly, each time, it wasn't even the same bottom feeding autistit exhibiting this sad behaviour.

Probably the same people that level up and do stupid shit like form AM VSR farm teams and wipe themselves out.

[shuklak]

Lol classic

[LulzSect©]

Mental illness and/or drug addiction.

Why not both?

[Phenyo]

Is this the routine maerilith meltdown thread?

didnt read

[Naerron]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/MagrittePipe.jpg

[Naerron]

10216

[skarlorn]

behold the addicted eq player who fights tooth and nail over his level 3-5 diseased wolf spawn which spawns every 6 minutes in a static location with 100% spawn rate and is a perfect spawn timer for the addicted eq player with 2 monitors cruising tranny porn while making REAL. PLATINUM. GAINS.

[LulzSect©]

behold the addicted forum Quester who fights tooth and nail over his level 3-5 diseased posts which spawns every 6 minutes in a static location with 100% spawn rate and is a perfect spawn timer for the addicted forum Quester with 2 monitors cruising tranny porn while making REAL. PLATINUM. GAINS.

[skarlorn]

sorry you didn't get gains

[Wonkie]

behold HW Virginis an eclipsing binary system (of the Algol type) approximately 590 light-years away (based on the stellar properties and magnitudes: the Hipparcos trigonometric parallax measurement has too high an error value to be useful[4]) in the constellation of Virgo. The system comprises an eclipsing B-type subdwarf brown star and red dwarf star. The two stars orbit each other every 0.116795 days while cruising tranny porn while making REAL. HELIUM. GAINS.

[clevergirl]

I am not a grrrl nore do I wan't to really be anymore, that was a teenage phase.

There is a level of wokeness coming from this thread, and it's more because of all your participation than my original observerant.

P.S. I still play EQ and log in from time to time to check on how all the little munchkinz are doing. And I still post here to a woke level of entertainment for those of you who are woke. Thanks for making this thread good, boyz, and girls, and grrrlz, and gayoiz.

[Mead]

I am not a grrrl nore do I wan't to really be anymore, that was a teenage phase.

There is a level of wokeness coming from this thread, and it's more because of all your participation than my original observerant.

P.S. I still play EQ and log in from time to time to check on how all the little munchkinz are doing. And I still post here to a woke level of entertainment for those of you who are woke. Thanks for making this thread good, boyz, and girls, and grrrlz, and gayoiz.

;)