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d3r14k
07-24-2018, 10:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DpcZFfv.png

His name!? Somrin mutha fuckin Two'Torch.

https://i.imgur.com/n9cqpzk.png

Why is he called Somrin mutha fuckin' Two'Torch? Because he's got two mutha fuckin torches. With his powerful level 1 enchantment skills and an insatiable lust for thicc women, he set out from his ancestral home of Erudin, but not before preparing himself with supplies and spells for his journey.

That is when he saw her. He knew then ... Pinilla's pillows must be his.

https://i.imgur.com/P1aLvak.png

Somrin salivated, savoringly staring with starry eyes through the smoke of his two torches; transfixed upon Pinilla's supple, rotund, yet not overbearing, perfect ass.

https://i.imgur.com/Z6L9NRW.png

https://i.imgur.com/EZX1ogr.png

Though she did not stare longingly back, for her heart belonged to another. There was only one option yet remaining.

https://i.imgur.com/Fw7npV7.png

Now we wait...
beargryllz
07-24-2018, 10:09 PM
This is the best thread that has ever existed
Canelek
07-24-2018, 10:09 PM
Girl, close your eyes
Let that rhythm get into you
Don't try to fight it
There ain't nothing that you can do
Relax your mind
Lay back and groove with mine
You gotta feel that heat
And we can ride the boogie
Share that beat of love
Wonkie
07-24-2018, 10:14 PM
This is the best thread that has ever existed
Foxplay
07-24-2018, 11:13 PM
Two torch, he lights da way
Sonderbeast
07-25-2018, 12:13 AM
wow
mikecorgi
07-25-2018, 01:41 AM
Fantastic.
Swish2
07-25-2018, 02:52 AM
He'll be the first to die in a comedy.
indiscriminate_hater
07-25-2018, 03:11 AM
Somebody please tell me how I should be outraged by this
Tethler
07-25-2018, 04:23 AM
Somebody please tell me how I should be outraged by this

The chair is being played by an Erudite man wearing a chair disguise. The video game industry is woefully lacking in chair-based actors who are rightfully getting chair-based roles in 2018.
Nexii
07-25-2018, 05:31 AM
The chair is being played by an Erudite man wearing a chair disguise. The video game industry is woefully lacking in chair-based actors who are rightfully getting chair-based roles in 2018.

The lack of Illusion: Gender in the game makes me feel discriminated against as a trans player
LulzSect©
07-25-2018, 07:36 AM
Erudite Please
maskedmelonpai
07-25-2018, 08:10 AM
who he foe doe?
LulzSect©
07-25-2018, 09:56 AM
https://i.imgur.com/cdL5lU1.gif
skarlorn
07-25-2018, 10:40 AM
Read this during my morning shit and smiled
Phenyo
07-25-2018, 11:19 AM
Smiled hard pras OP
suptoofs
07-25-2018, 12:32 PM
This was great. Good chuckle on my lunch break.
skarlorn
07-25-2018, 01:56 PM
We need a part two where he's in Felwithe chasing white women. Definitely want to keep the sexual undertones non-consensual, but instead of an urban rap vibe perhaps have him talk like Uncle Remus?

reported
Brandonian10
07-25-2018, 02:36 PM
Smilin’ strong here, bucko!
Jenithia
07-25-2018, 07:11 PM
Wasn't the best erotica story here on p99 so it took a while for me to finish myself off, but I really felt like I knew the main character's hopes and aspirations.
LulzSect©
07-25-2018, 07:13 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zBbRmWC_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
LulzSect©
07-25-2018, 07:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/lf0kG61.jpg
Lammy
07-26-2018, 09:14 AM
I predict a minimum 23% increase in your DAP tips moving forward