Sex Or Bee Jays

[Shannacore]

Which actually feels better, blow jobs or penis-in-vagina sex?

[Shannacore]

VERY IMPORTANT, PLS RESPOND.

[jtaddei]

would you like detailed accounts of experiences for purposes of comparing and contrasting?

[OngorDrakan]

Vagina.

[Hasbinbad]

Vagina is very nice, and you get the added bonus of giving pleasure to a girl, but vaginas do not have tongues.

Voted BJ.

< Team BJ >

[Shannacore]

Vagina is very nice, and you get the added bonus of giving pleasure to a girl, but vaginas do not have tongues.

Voted BJ.

< Team BJ >

Wait, my vagina isn't supposed to have a tongue?

[Shannacore]

Uthgaard is a lady?!?!?!!!111

[Shannacore]

Uthgaard: "I lack the experience to say" was one click up, I think you did it wrong.

[Hasbinbad]

Maybe now I CAN skeet on his boobs!

[Otto]

Guess it depends on the individual.


But that made my decision easy.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I voted vag, unless it is LIKE SLEEVE OF WIZARD, in which case I would want to change my answer. Unless the Bee Jayist is using teeth, in which case I am switching back to my original answer.

[PureLo]

So are you saying you deepthroat?

[Shannacore]

Guess it depends on the individual.


But that made my decision easy.

What made your decision easy

[Hasbinbad]

8 people have small dicks that chicks don't go nutso over and/or have never had a good blowie.

[fischsemmel]

It really depends.

I'd rather have an awesome BJ than sex.

If it's just a mediocre BJ though, then it depends on what I'm in the mood for at the time.

Sex is always better than a shitty BJ though.

[Rooj]

It's kind of hard to say, really. It really depends on the mood, which can change during sex. Sometimes I like being lazy. Sometimes, I want to rape some hole.

[Hasbinbad]

What made your decision easy
An individual showed him deepthroat skeelz.

[Daldolma]

Bad question. They're different.

Sex feels much better, but it's intense.

Head is relaxing but still feels awesome.

It's like asking what's better, weed or alcohol. Blowjob = weed, sex = alcohol.

[Hasbinbad]

It really depends.

I'd rather have an awesome BJ than sex.

If it's just a mediocre BJ though, then it depends on what I'm in the mood for at the time.

Sex is always better than a shitty BJ though.
a FUCKINGAWESOME bj is always better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex
a mediocre bj is always better than mediocre sex
a shitty bj is always better than shitty sex (er.. unlessssss I mean that euphamistically?????)

basically, all things being equal, bj > sex

hell i would even say that a "good" bj is better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex

[Otto]

An individual showed him deepthroat skeelz.

Throughout my experiences I've only had people who are either terrible at both or just really good at giving head. So yeah, there ya go =p

[fischsemmel]

a FUCKINGAWESOME bj is always better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex
a mediocre bj is always better than mediocre sex
a shitty bj is always better than shitty sex (er.. unlessssss I mean that euphamistically?????)

basically, all things being equal, bj > sex

hell i would even say that a "good" bj is better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex

I'd rather catch something for fucking a chick than have her teeth ripping my shit up.

[Daldolma]

a FUCKINGAWESOME bj is always better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex
a mediocre bj is always better than mediocre sex
a shitty bj is always better than shitty sex (er.. unlessssss I mean that euphamistically?????)

basically, all things being equal, bj > sex

hell i would even say that a "good" bj is better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex

Strongly disagree.

The better the BJ is, the more it makes me want to have some fucking sex. Doesn't work in reverse.

[Sephrana]

If i had to hazard a guess i'd say it likely also depends on the skill of the partner in question......Cause......I have heard some horror stories about some really awful BJ givers.....

[YendorLootmonkey]

I'd rather catch something for fucking a chick than have her teeth ripping my shit up.

SHE DIDN"T MEAN TO!!!!!!

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3057/7712694md.jpg

[Otto]

Oh god

why

[Hasbinbad]

Blow jobs are kind of like pizza; even when they're really bad, they're still pretty good. Just tell her to quit biting you.

Sex, however, is kind of like wine; it most always does the trick, tends to get better with age, but if it's bad, it's fucking horrible and tastes like ass.

Don't even get me started on chicks with bad hygiene. Wash your poons g'damnit.

[Hasbinbad]

Wait, my vagina isn't supposed to have a tongue?
If your vagina has a tongue, I will buy you a ring RIGHT NOW.

[dredge]

tuff question,
because it all depends on if I have to wear a condom.

I'll take oral over vag if I have to wear a rubber for penetration.

also every gal's different,
is it spongy, silky or squeaky in there, tight or loose, wet or dry, rosey or fishy etc....

also teeth are no good and technique, attitude, eye contact, dirty talk, etc... has a lot to do with a good bj

:)

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2007/1929.jpg

just kidding

[Hasbinbad]

Liars:
Abacab "The REAL truth" (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13133), Ashintar (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=1969), cole229 (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=3799), Daldolma (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=5493), dredge (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=11022), jtaddei (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13280), Kinsawt (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=12077), Koota (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=5927), OngorDrakan (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=6017), Ozudin (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13931), regatta (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=739), yaaaflow (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=625), YendorLootmonkey (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=3124)

[YendorLootmonkey]

Depends, do you count sticking it in a vacuum cleaner tube as sex or a blow job???????

[Massive Marc]

a FUCKINGAWESOME bj is always better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex
a mediocre bj is always better than mediocre sex
a shitty bj is always better than shitty sex (er.. unlessssss I mean that euphamistically?????)

basically, all things being equal, bj > sex

hell i would even say that a "good" bj is better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex

Smart man right here.

Pussy is pussy. Nothing better then a good blow.

[Salty]

Maybe now I CAN skeet on his boobs!

Here is a resource that coincides with your beliefs.

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/mmorpg-general-discussion/167190d1300990875-38-studios-copernicus-mercury-other-stuff-gay-community.bmp

[Shannacore]

also every gal's different,
is it spongy, silky or squeaky in there, tight or loose, wet or dry, rosey or fishy etc....


What about "Cruchwrap Supremey" ?

[Flavor]

VIRGINS REPRESENT!

[dredge]

this is funny,
and sort of hot in a weird way, lol

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764532

[Hasbinbad]

What about "Cruchwrap Supremey" ?
Do you mean smelling like rotten meat, crusty, cheesy, and dripping an unidentified sticky white liquid?

[Shannacore]

VIRGINS REPRESENT!

<3

[YendorLootmonkey]

Do you mean smelling like rotten meat, crusty, cheesy, and dripping an unidentified sticky white liquid?

No wonder you prefer BJs. Tell your women to keep their poons cleaner.

[Shannacore]

^ Not saying I'm a virgin. Just showin' some luv.

[Massive Marc]

^ Not saying I'm a virgin. Just showin' some luv.

Are there any females under 15 that are virgins anymore ?

[Massive Marc]

Are there any females under 15 that are virgins anymore ?

errr Over 15... LOLZ.. PedoMarc ftw

[naez]

Vagina is bomb vacuum suction slippy action whereas blowjobs are scaley tongue and what if she gets lockjaw.

voted sex

[YendorLootmonkey]

Are there any females under 15 that are virgins anymore ?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XkvLwlzojmk/TOsQAbMeemI/AAAAAAAABnQ/ti0c0dtNrjw/s1600/chrishansen.jpg

[Shannacore]

lolol ^

[Shannacore]

and what if she gets lockjaw.


O.O

[Massive Marc]

LAWL@Yendor.

[naez]

altho like everytime ive gotten laid its been bj->sex so its like mutually inclusive tbh

[Massive Marc]

altho like everytime ive gotten laid its been bj->sex so its like mutually inclusive tbh

the appetizer before the main course.

[Salty]

the appetizer before the main course.

that's what Marc said.

[dernsaw]

After I booze up any woman that will fuck this guy, I'd rather not have them puke on my dick.

[Hasbinbad]

altho like everytime ive gotten laid its been bj->sex so its like mutually inclusive tbh

the appetizer before the main course.
Fuck that dudes, bj to the poon then back to the bj for the money shot finisher..

Noobs.

[Hasbinbad]

After I booze up any woman that will fuck this guy, I'd rather not have them puke on my dick.
Naw dawg, that shit feels amazing.. Just be sure you're close to the shower, and it's ALL GOOD.

[Hasbinbad]

Liars:
Abacab "The REAL truth" (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13133), Ashintar (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=1969), Chippy (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=12465), cole229 (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=3799), Daldolma (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=5493), dernsaw (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=9759), dredge (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=11022), Faywind (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=11822), jtaddei (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13280), Kinsawt (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=12077), Koota (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=5927), naez (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=14113), OngorDrakan (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=6017), Ozudin (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13931), regatta (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=739), tj218 (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=5812), yaaaflow (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=625), YendorLootmonkey (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=3124)

[Hasbinbad]

Probably going to get a lot of unsolicited PM's:
Sephrana (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=11073), sero (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=8327), Shannacore (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=2448), shelly6965 (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=12368), Uthgaard (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=8083)

[Massive Marc]

I usually have dessert too ?

[yaaaflow]

Definitely sex imo. I love a good blowjob, don't get me wrong, but to me vag just feels much better and it's more fun for her too. Also I can't get off from a shitty blowjob, even with the worst sex at least I'm gonna blow my load.

[Hasbinbad]

Definitely sex imo. I love a good blowjob, don't get me wrong, but to me vag just feels much better and it's more fun for her too. Also I can't get off from a shitty blowjob, even with the worst sex at least I'm gonna blow my load.
Up your standards son!

[Shannacore]

After I booze up any woman that will fuck this guy, I'd rather not have them puke on my dick.

pizza pizza

[tj218]

Liars:
Abacab "The REAL truth" (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13133), Ashintar (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=1969), Chippy (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=12465), cole229 (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=3799), Daldolma (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=5493), dernsaw (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=9759), dredge (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=11022), Faywind (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=11822), jtaddei (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13280), Kinsawt (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=12077), Koota (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=5927), naez (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=14113), OngorDrakan (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=6017), Ozudin (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=13931), regatta (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=739), tj218 (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=5812), yaaaflow (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=625), YendorLootmonkey (http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=3124)

What I have learned from this thread:
Hasbin prefers giving BJ because sex hurts his anus.

[Twopair]

Sex with no condom is win, BJ better than sex with condoms.

[Hasbinbad]

What I have learned from this thread:
Hasbin prefers giving BJ because sex hurts his anus.
herpderp

[Seaweedpimp]

Which actually feels better, blow jobs or penis-in-vagina sex?

I was going to ask you the same thing.

[Sephrana]

Sex with no condom is win, BJ better than sex with condoms.

unless you are in a monogamous relationship you should STILL Use a condom or oral dam for oral sex. period. every time. You can STILL catch various STD's from giving oral....

did you know that Throat cancer in men is on the rise because of HPV?

Just sayin......

this has been an informative PSA brought to you by my biology degree :P

[JayDee]

Either as long as I can skeet skeet skeet in the end

[dredge]

oral damm, gross

blow job with a condom on?
what are you a hooker?

I know the risks but sorry I'm not going to wear a condom for oral or ask some girl to blow a condom.

fuck that, I rather just wank it on your tits.

[JayDee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHRx1TFqoec

[Sephrana]

oral damm, gross

blow job with a condom on?
what are you a hooker?



Am I a hooker? No. Thanks for playing :) I never said anything about me or my sexual practices here; I was merely just contributing valid and relevant scientific information....since i know that some of the folks who read this are young and may not understand the ramifications of their behavior.


oral damm, gross
I know the risks but sorry I'm not going to wear a condom for oral or ask some girl to blow a condom.


Hope you are either in a monogamous relationship or don't catch anything. don't be irresponsible and spread stuff around. HPV ain't no joke yo. it's the cause of some forms of cervical, penile and throat cancers.


fuck that, I rather just wank it on your tits.

No thanks.....

[Hoggen]

I prefer sex after BJ, with BJ in the middle of sex, but many don't like to taste themselves. Given choice of one over the other, sex.

[Uthgaard]

http://i54.tinypic.com/16k2yhs.jpg

1216 people like head better than sex.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

http://i54.tinypic.com/16k2yhs.jpg

1216 people like head better than sex.

Nice donation push bro

[nalkin]

BJ's are nice because you don't have to worry about finishing quickly. If you're done fast you're only doing the girl a favor

[Falisaty]

fuck penis in vag sex... im straight up gana rap that ass hole...... DESTROY it every chance i get and the misses loves it

[carrots]

itt: virgins

[Bodeanicus]

Bad question. They're different.

Sex feels much better, but it's intense.

Head is relaxing but still feels awesome.

It's like asking what's better, weed or alcohol. Blowjob = weed, sex = alcohol.

You've never had a good blowjob, then. You'll know when you have to pull the sheets out of your ass afterwards. Give Harrison a tell, he'll hook you up.

[Harrison]

^obsessed, hardcore.

[Pokeman]

u ppl r gross

[Bodeanicus]

^obsessed, hardcore.

Obsessed with your mad oral skills, sweetpea.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

`

[Mardur]

lol

[Tiggles]

I chose sex because I love cumming in vaginas. if a Condom is involved I'll just take a blowie.

Never.Pull.Out

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

I chose sex because I love cumming in vaginas. if a Condom is involved I'll just take a blowie.

Never.Pull.Out

This guy knows what I'm talking about

http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a115209_xlf.jpg

[Prom Night Dumpster Baby]

Sperm Eating/Kissing

[KilyenaMage]

Sex with no condom is win, BJ better than sex with condoms.

I might go with this. Especially if you're drunk too....condoms just suck.

And as such, I'm here to endorse unprotected sex for P99 veterans. Just tell her you don't need a condom, you've killed Nagafen on P99.

[KilyenaMage]

Gonna change my answer....

You finish yourself off in her vag, then she tells you "you're not done yet...I want it in my ass"

That's my vote.

[KilyenaMage]

Nice thread too...some quick learnin for the kids.

[dredge]

oral damm, gross

blow job with a condom on?
what are you a hooker?

I know the risks but sorry I'm not going to wear a condom for oral or ask some girl to blow a condom.

fuck that, I rather just wank it on your tits.

Sorry I got a little caught up with the risque discussion here and acted the fool.

I apologize

[Bloodshot]

I'd like to say BJ's, but whenever I start getting head I always want to toss the girl over and finish the job. Need an equal column.

[Shannacore]

Humwawa, you are definitely not a lady.

[Wizard]

Completely depends on the chicks head skills. If she isint into it and treats it as more of a chore then it really is not enjoyable. Ive been with a couple of chicks that just blew my fucking mind though.


8========D

[Walk]

im a black chick

[Cars]

LOL I had to partake in this. Voted vag but I think the best feeling experience I have ever had was from a BJ but some girls just suck dick at....sucking dick. Vag is a sure thing pretty much every time.

[Massive Marc]

Vag is a sure thing pretty much every time.

Exactly why I voted BJ's

[Salty]

BJ is code for gay.

[Wizard]

BJ is code for gay.

Portland Hipsters are too cool for BJ's. They like getting fucked in the ass instead.

[naez]

my ass mad stank got some dingleberries caught in the gooch hairs

[Salty]

^

[tj218]

Tralina you should have added a Fleshlight option for all the poopsockers.

[Shannacore]

Tralina you should have added a Fleshlight option for all the poopsockers.

You can get a BJ and poopsock at the same time. Just fyi.

[Cars]

You can get a BJ and poopsock at the same time. Just fyi.

Thatta girl!

[Sephrana]

Sorry I got a little caught up with the risque discussion here and acted the fool.

I apologize

That was unexpected and very nice :) Thank you :):D

[Salty]

You can get a BJ and poopsock at the same time. Just fyi.

I sent you IM, you no respond.

[Shannacore]

I sent you IM, you no respond.

Lies

[Pokeman]

BJ while poopsocking is a P99 Blumpkin

[Walk]

BJ while poopsocking is a P99 Blumpkin

i miss u chad

[SwordNboard]

Sure BJs are nice, but over vag?!

If you voted BJ over vag-sex, you may as well just come out of the closet already.
:)

[Prom Night Dumpster Baby]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CAMB/27441~Having-Sex-Posters.jpg

[casdegere]

Without a doubt, Sex FTW!

[Salty]

that is a big baby

[soup]

Strongly disagree.

The better the BJ is, the more it makes me want to have some fucking sex. Doesn't work in reverse.

This is a very wise post here.

[SlankyLanky]

getting my dick wet feels good.

[Earthguard]

Nothing beats sex, because we can work it as hard as...I won't get too dirty. Let's just say we have more freedom to have fun.

Blowjobs are great too, as long as you can keep your teeth out of the equation.

Just do both, we'll be happier that way.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

Blowjobs are the blubie's choice, they know what's going to happen and it's going through the motions.

Vaginal intercourse is of course for the red's cause it's unexpected and the girl doesn't know if you'll cum in her or not, therefore ton's of grief potential.

[Arclyte]

im saving myself for marriage

[Ozudin]

Vaginal intercourse is of course for the red's cause it's unexpected and the girl doesn't know if you'll cum in her or not, therefore ton's of grief potential.

Thats the funniest shit I've read all day.

[Heartbeats]

Voted BJ without thinking twice...as previously mentioned, a good BJ blows good sex out of the water. I would also have to agree that bad sex is better than a bad BJ, but if it's bad either way, you're probably not coming back for seconds, and with the sex you're far more likely to have to deal with some awkward clingy instattachment bullshit. I can't tell you how many times I've come home from wherever all fucked up, debated texting out booty calls, and instead just fired up youporn and rubbed out a quick one. 100% of the time I end up happy with that decision; I end up with like 2 extra hours of sleep, and I don't have to pretend to care about whatever dumb conversation that didn't need to happen. IMO, unless you know it's going to be good, or you're knocking something off your to-do list (i.e. Asian, MILF, threesome), jerking off so you can pass out is gonna beat either one.

[xshayla701]

tralina sucks

not yet but soon

[Shannacore]

Lolololol, SHUT UP AKYRA

[Reynard_CT]

For Chtulu's sake, please fix those dry lips before you do it! Also, you seem to have prime armpits for getting freaky with, so you may want to try lubing them up unless they are already sweaty enough for pit penetration.

[chtulu]

^

[Teddie1056]

I can't tell which is better. I've just gotten ranging experiences from both.
Tho I can really lower my standards for a BJ. Not sure if that makes it better or worse. I think I'll lean better.

[Ihealyou]

Is bee jays some kind of band or something? I don't listen to rap.

[Erasong]

You can get a BJ and poopsock at the same time. Just fyi.

broslikethissite.com rule# 145

i voted BJ

[Hasbinbad]

broslikethissite.com rule# 145

i voted BJ
rofl:

"This country was founded on freedom of expression, and to be honest there’s no greater expression than the look on a bro’s face while he’s getting a quality BJ. Blow jobs are patriotic as shit, and I’ll be damned if I just sit here and listen to some slam piece slander my fucking country. God Bless America. God Bless blow jobs."

[Holey]

damn this be old.

[katrik]

Coming from someone who has been in both roles. Fucking and getting fucked take the cake in my book.

[Shannacore]

This thread is /facepalm

[katrik]

This thread is /facepalm

But soooo much fun!!! ��

[Reapin]

I am saving myself for prison.

[Tasslehofp99]

Depends on skill of person giving blow job and how tight their pussies are.


Tight pussy > good head though, imo.

[Hasbinbad]

good head >>>> any sex

[Hasbinbad]

I had tooooootally forgotten about shanna and her tongue pussy

[Servellious]

If your tired a bj if your sort of upset sex. It's pretty much that simple

[Hasbinbad]

If your tired a bj if your sort of upset sex. It's pretty much that simple
Point.

[FoxxHound]

There should be multiple choice, and more options imo.

[Hasbinbad]

This is pretty much still the best thread ever made on rnf.

[Shannacore]

This is pretty much still the best thread ever made on rnf.

^_^

[Reapin]

only dudes with little dicks likes tight pussy's .....I rather a sloppy one i can pound out in for a couple hours not getting rub burns from some girls little ass vagina

You own livestock don't you.

[Rhambuk]

Sex is 100% better.

Not simply for the physical stimulation but the emotional connection to the other person/persons!

a blowjob is..nice but theres no connection theres no emotion, its just getting off imo.

[JurisDictum]

It's all about anal. I'm not paying them to enjoy themselves.

[Rhambuk]

It's all about anal. I'm not paying them to enjoy themselves.

I've yet to conquer the anal mountain, someday! but then again the hookers around here are...well, theres a farm down the street id rather visit before going to them.

The emotional connection I get when a chick sees a skinny dude whip out a 10 incher and looks her in the eye to let her know I am about to get deep in some guts

Glorious

[Rhambuk]

Anal sucks can never get passed the tip

Curse the phrase "Just the tip"

[Halfelfbard]

Where is the option of, 1 girl riding you, 1 girl sucking ur balls? Or 2 chicks gettin down?

I choose one of tho's.

[Hasbinbad]

Sex is 100% better.

Not simply for the physical stimulation but the emotional connection to the other person/persons!

a blowjob is..nice but theres no connection theres no emotion, its just getting off imo.

truth
Confirmed that neither of you have ever had a decent bj.

[FoxxHound]

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vp/image/1364/61/1364614434169.jpg

[Bodeanicus]

BJ's, if done correctly. The problem is finding a girl who knows how. You know it's been done right when you have to pull the sheets out of your crack.

[Bodeanicus]

Confirmed that neither of you have ever had a decent bj.

Exactly.

[Bodeanicus]

I do not but my grandparents run a farm..Why?

Stumpbroke Mountain Ranch?

"Just back up a little more, Bessy. Yeah, that's it..."

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I thought this was about sex vs Beegees.

those dudes made some amazing songs so i was undecided.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

[Malice_Mizer]

Saliva's gross, y'all. All kinds of cavity-causing shit in that shit.

My penis is a temple. Vaginal secretions only.

[Rhambuk]

Confirmed that neither of you have ever had a decent bj.

It's true. I still don't think that I would enjoy it more than penis in vagina intercourse though.

[Rhambuk]

My penis is a temple.

lol

Mine is a religious idol, women kneel before it in worship!

(just for laughs before people jump all over me for the egotistical claim above)

[r00t]

sex better yall

[Reapin]

Saliva's gross, y'all. All kinds of cavity-causing shit in that shit.

My penis is a temple. Vaginal secretions only.

Does your cock have teeth? What effect would cavity causing shit have on it?

[Malice_Mizer]

Does your cock have teeth? What effect would cavity causing shit have on it?

It may irritate the excessive number of weeping sores on my dingdong, Reapin.

[Rhambuk]

Does your cock have teeth? What effect would cavity causing shit have on it?

probably not, but her/his mouth does. If they have cavities/gingivitis/poor oral hygiene in general a scratch on your penis or even a playful bite could become infected.

Ever hear of fight bite?

[Reapin]

Having higher standards in what cum dumpster you pick can solve this issue.

[Halfelfbard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loyq10ic541qazkdco1_500.gif

[kotton05]

It puts the lotion on the skin

[Gadwen]

Depends on the mouth and the vag

[Ahldagor]

sex because i can put a hand around her neck and another on a tit.

[Reapin]

sex because i can put a hand around her neck and another on a tit.

True. And if you donkey punch her during a BJ, it does not end well.

[Tajin]

can penis in butt be an option?

[tickle'tack]

I love sucking my own dick, that's fo sho

[Hasbinbad]

sex because i can put a hand around her neck and another on a tit.
you can do that during a bj too

[Hasbinbad]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loyq10ic541qazkdco1_500.gif

It puts the lotion on the skin
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

[Hasbinbad]

I thought this was about sex vs Beegees.

those dudes made some amazing songs so i was undecided.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
if ur gonna quote, do it right.

[Raavak]

VERY IMPORTANT, PLS RESPOND.lol wut

[Raavak]

Oh god I didn't see this was a necro thread. Please delete my responses. I want no part of this.

[FoxxHound]

because boobs

[Shannacore]

Oh god I didn't see this was a necro thread. Please delete my responses. I want no part of this.

Too late. You've already replied and voted.

[applesauce25r624]

Oh god I didn't see this was a necro thread. Please delete my responses. I want no part of this.

it's not a necrophilia thread. relax

and the answer to any sex question is always "whatever seems the most degrading at the moment"

[this user was banned]

Most women are terrible at BJs and penetration is hit or miss depending on the woman; most just lay there thinking they don't have to do anything. A better pool would be if Tralina was a good fuck or not.

[Hasbinbad]

If I had to guess, Tralina hasn't ever been with someone she can really explore whether or not she is "good" at sex.

[Hasbinbad]

someone with whom she

[Raavak]

most just lay there thinking they don't have to do anythingYeah, this is kinda like "let me masturbate inside your body". Pretty lame and un-fun.

[FoxxHound]

Too late. You've already replied and voted.

So when we hooking up Tralina?

[Shannacore]

A better pool would be if Tralina was a good fuck or not.

Interesting question.

For you dudez, what constitutes a "good fuck"?

[Hasbinbad]

what constitutes a "good fuck"?
Buildup, intent to seduce, proving it, activity level, willingness, body language skill (back arching at the correct degree), sphincter skill.

[Malice_Mizer]

Demonstrate value, engage physically, nurture dependence, neglect emotionally, inspire hope, separate entirely.

[this user was banned]

Interesting question.

For you dudez, what constitutes a "good fuck"?

I have my ways; I'd give you a shot and let you know but you live so far away in dumbfuckistan.

[FoxxHound]

So when we hooking up Tralina?

[Shannacore]

I have my ways; I'd give you a shot and let you know but you live so far away in dumbfuckistan.

I'm.... flattered?

Buildup, intent to seduce, proving it, activity level, willingness, body language skill (back arching at the correct degree), sphincter skill.

I think I can agree with most of this. Lol @ sphincter skill.

[this user was banned]

I'm.... flattered?

lol, cute... foxxhound seems to want in your V more than me, go for him instead.

[Hasbinbad]

dnt laf, that's a big thing. do your kegels.

[FoxxHound]

lol, cute... foxxhound seems to want in your V more than me, go for him instead.

She ducking me bro.

[Shannacore]

dnt laf, that's a big thing. do your kegels.

The word choice is what made me giggle.

[Shannacore]

Foxx - You'd have to wine & dine me first !~

[Raavak]

A better pool would be if Tralina was a good fuck or not.
Interesting question.Interesting question.
Are her Beejays better than her coitus.

[this user was banned]

Foxx - You'd have to wine & dine me first !~

More like you have to wine and dine me.

You two love birds have fun!

[FoxxHound]

Foxx - You'd have to wine & dine me first !~

Give me a few minutes to get rich. BRB

[Bodeanicus]

Interesting question.

For you dudez, what constitutes a "good fuck"?

Prostate massage.

[Kagatob]

Foxx - You'd have to wine & dine me first !~

Confirmed prostitute.

[this user was banned]

Confirmed prostitute.

confirmed clueless

[Kagatob]

Welcome to 2013.

If you need to "wine and dine" a girl to get her to stay in the same room as you for an entire meal's worth of time (regardless of what it says about your own lack of character) she's not likely to be worth more than a one night stand. You don't realize that trading sex for a meal is prostituting oneself and you think you can call me confused? Laughable.

:)

[Raavak]

You don't realize that trading sex for a meal is prostituting oneself and you think you can call me confused?It seemed like I paid for every date for years and really came to the conclusion there was no difference between a date and a prostitute, except maybe a prostitute is cheaper and you don't feel obligated to call her back.

Though these days, I've had the woman pick up the check a hella lot more. Have things changed in the last decade?

[this user was banned]

Welcome to 2013.

If you need to "wine and dine" a girl to get her to stay in the same room as you for an entire meal's worth of time (regardless of what it says about your own lack of character) she's not likely to be worth more than a one night stand. You don't realize that trading sex for a meal is prostituting oneself and you think you can call me confused? Laughable.

:)

LOL this just confirms that you just don't "get it" pun unintended and ironically intended as well

[this user was banned]

Though these days, I've had the woman pick up the check a hella lot more. Have things changed in the last decade?

Asking the woman to buy you a drink = a man
Asking to buy them a drink = a pussy and they already have one of those so why bother with you?

[Kagatob]

Though these days, I've had the woman pick up the check a hella lot more. Have things changed in the last decade?

I can't speak for 10 years ago as I had stayed with a girl from highschool for 7 years but of the 3 different girls I went on dates with before meeting my girlfriend now, all 3 of them were the ones to ask the question to me about how we'd pay for stuff and they all had no problem splitting the bill and went on more dates afterwards so they mustn't of been too bothered.

[Alawen]

I can't speak for 10 years ago as I had stayed with a girl from highschool for 7 years but of the 3 different girls I went on dates with before meeting my girlfriend now, all 3 of them were the ones to ask the question to me about how we'd pay for stuff and they all had no problem splitting the bill and went on more dates afterwards so they mustn't of been too bothered.

Most fat girls are willing to go dutch.

[Raavak]

Asking the woman to buy you a drink = a man
Asking to buy them a drink = a pussy and they already have one of those so why bother with you?Doesn't bother me. Maybe I've just manned up. Just has been (pleasantly) surprising.

[Kagatob]

fat girls

Considering one of them was 5 pounds too light to donate blood...

Nice try though. Regardless I prioritize personality anyway and she had none. Also OMG the trust issues, didn't even want to see the Perseids /dumped.

[Alawen]

Buildup, intent to seduce, proving it, activity level, willingness, body language skill (back arching at the correct degree), sphincter skill.

Apparently, HBB only fucks women (men?) in the ass or in the urethra. Alternatively, it is possible that sphincter is another one of those words where he makes up his own definition.

[Alawen]

Considering one of them was 5 pounds too light to donate blood...

Nice try though. Regardless I prioritize personality anyway and she had none. Also OMG the trust issues, didn't even want to see the Perseids /dumped.

She sounds perfect for a guy with a ripped biker physique.

[Kagatob]

I bet you tell the best fishing stories.

[Shannacore]

Quit shittin' up my thread. Back on topic, goons.

[Alawen]

Quit shittin' up my thread. Back on topic, goons.

Apparently the current topics are your anus and urethra. I didn't know penetration was possible there, but I believe in anything after Barkingturtle taught us about dickfisting.

[Malice_Mizer]

Cumming from a BJ is like something you do in middle school when your organ is virginal and luminously new.

Mine is craggy and leathery at this juncture so vaginal all the way, or else I feel nothing.

[Raavak]

Quit shittin' up my thread. Back on topic, goons.Then describe in detail your beejay technique and keep us entertained.

[this user was banned]

Quit shittin' up my thread. Back on topic, goons.

Make me.
Why are you bothering with the 2+ year old thread? Having trouble getting laid?

[Samoht]

Quit shittin' up my thread. Back on topic, goons.

got any recent pics?

[Alawen]

Cumming from a BJ is like something you do in middle school when your organ is virginal and luminously new.

Mine is craggy and leathery at this juncture so vaginal all the way, or else I feel nothing.

I think HBB's advocacy is further evidence that he is uncut. Circumcision is associated with loss of sensitivity. If he is indeed intact, I am confirmed jelly. I did not consent to that unkind cut and I harbor resentment toward everyone involved.

[Shannacore]

Make me.
Why are you bothering with the 2+ year old thread? Having trouble getting laid?

I wasn't the one who necro'd it!

got any recent pics?

RL Pic Thread is in Off Topic.

[Samoht]

RL Pic Thread is in Off Topic.

post in either one. super close up face shots don't count.

[Bodeanicus]

She don't look like her avatar pic anymore, that's for damn sure.

More P90X, less P99.

[this user was banned]

She don't look like her avatar pic anymore, that's for damn sure.

More P90X, less P99.

winning

[Ephirith]

Then describe in detail your beejay technique and keep us entertained.

http://i.imgur.com/VzaLSw6.gif

[Hasbinbad]

More P90X, less P99.
Did you just come up with that?
A++, best fat joke in a long time, jealous you didn't make it about me.

[Hasbinbad]

Welcome to 2013.

If you need to "wine and dine" a girl to get her to stay in the same room as you for an entire meal's worth of time (regardless of what it says about your own lack of character) she's not likely to be worth more than a one night stand. You don't realize that trading sex for a meal is prostituting oneself and you think you can call me confused? Laughable.

:)
You listen to too much tom leykiss.

[Alawen]

HBB, I am impatiently awaiting your explanation of how the pubococcygeus muscle qualifies as a sphincter.

[Hasbinbad]

Apparently, HBB only fucks women (men?) in the ass or in the urethra. Alternatively, it is possible that sphincter is another one of those words where he makes up his own definition.
A sphincter muscle is any muscle that constricts around an opening.
From the first line of wikipedia, which does a fairly good job of paraphrasing any given anatomy text: "A sphincter is an anatomical (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomy) structure, a circular muscle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle) that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. Sphincters are found in many animals; there are over 50 types in the human body (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_body), some microscopically small, in particular the millions of precapillary sphincters (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precapillary_sphincter).[/URL]"
Such as:
The anal spincter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphincter_ani_externus_muscle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphincter#cite_note-vander-6th-1)
The pyloric sphincter: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pylorus
The urethral sphincters (relevant): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sphincter but more specifically: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_sphincter_muscle_of_female_urethra
The sphincter of Oddi / Glisson's sphincter: http://www.whonamedit.com/synd.cfm/2709.html
And let's not forget the all important UES: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_esophageal_sphincter

but u know .. i just make shit up lol

[Hasbinbad]

just in case you missed it during glancing, the picture in the relevant link shows the EFUS muscle complex in red.

[Hasbinbad]

That should* answer your question.

[Alawen]

No, I have many more questions now. You seem to be saying that, yes, you are fucking assholes, but you're also fucking stomachs, Urethra Franklin, bile ducts, and some SERIOUSLY deep throat. Could you also clarify that you are indeed admitting that the PC muscle is not a sphincter?

[HeallunRumblebelly]

This is a tough question :| Really depends on your condom status. No condom it's vagina w/o question, but I just don't trust birth control on the whole :|

[Alawen]

I'm going to go make a Red99 character named Urethra Franklin now. I will leave HBB here to insert his micropenis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis) into pee holes.

[Hasbinbad]

i never said that it was alawen.

are you saying the pc muscle is the only muscle that controls vaginal tightness?

[Hasbinbad]

i was using the term colloquially in any case, because .. it's an opening .. and .. it gets constricted

[Alawen]

i never said that it was alawen.

are you saying the pc muscle is the only muscle that controls vaginal tightness?

I'm saying ain't no sphincter in the vagina, buddy.

[Hasbinbad]

smh dude, you have such a huge boner for me, any time you think i've misspoke even slightly it's like the happiest day of your life and shit, wagging your tail and pissing yourself.

[Hasbinbad]

I'm saying ain't no sphincter in the vagina, buddy.
That is absolutely ridiculous.

[Hasbinbad]

There is a complex of muscles in the pelvic floor, some of which are sphincters that directly constrict the vagina.

[Alawen]

You're really not clear on this, are you? Sphincters are already closed.

[Hasbinbad]

that is not pertinent to this conversation at all

[Alawen]

Unless, of course, you are fucking people who are incontinent?

[Alawen]

What is pertinent to this discussion is that you either used the wrong word or else you're an ass pirate.

[Alawen]

(I hope this is funny to you, because I'm almost in tears right now. The pee hole thing killed me. I keep thinking about you pumping away at bile ducts, too.)

[Hasbinbad]

alawen i appreciate that since you made obvious the fact that you thought only the anus has a sphincter, that you have looked it up and applied your massive iq to the subject in a cursory way, but your ignorance shows through in everything you say.

[Hasbinbad]

What is pertinent to this discussion is that you either used the wrong word or else you're an ass pirate.
Even if ^ was true,
smh dude, you have such a huge boner for me, any time you think i've misspoke even slightly it's like the happiest day of your life and shit, wagging your tail and pissing yourself.

[Hasbinbad]

y u so beta alawen?

[Alawen]

Really? That's what you're going to go with? You fucked up, man. You got called out, and you're scrambling. You're supposed to have some medical training, aren't you? Are you a Harrison kind of medic?

[Alawen]

You do realize that I mentioned the urethra in my first post, right?

[Hasbinbad]

absolutely scrambling lol

[Alawen]

y u so beta alawen?

Obviously because those barbarians cut off the tip of my dick! I WANTED THAT!

[Hasbinbad]

ah then this all makes sense

[Alawen]

fuck I thought sphincters had something to do with vaginal tightness, my bad

ftfy

[chtulu]

Anal.

[katrik]

Anal.

[Malice_Mizer]

and im down for slammin it in a girls ass, and then letting her lick the chocolate frosting right off. hell ill kiss her after too and swap spit.

I blushed.

[Misto]

I LIKE IT WHEN I RUB PEANUTBUTTER ALL OVER MY DICK. AND RAM IT IN YOUR DOGS ASS.

YEAH YEAH YEA.

WHY ISNT THAT A POLL OPTION.

[Misto]

Requesting a mod to add that option.

Quick - before I have the ACLU all up in here.