Minimalist Beggars

[d3r14k]

https://i.imgur.com/e2A3gjZ.jpg

Meanwhile, at the East Commonlands tunnel...

https://i.imgur.com/h8JR0uk.png

https://i.imgur.com/HLzKfnT.png

https://i.imgur.com/PsaTTQx.png

Use... your fucking words. Every time I see this I can't help think of what an autist this person must be on the other side of the keyboard. Did he use both his brain cells to type a pithy two word plea? Did he have to simmer in his chair for several hours while his IQ slowly climbed to room temperature? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

You may be thinking to yourself: "Woah, woah... wait up, Tuluven. Maybe this guy doesn't speak much English and is just looking for a qui--"

No, fuck that. He speaks English fine. Make some got dam effort.

I mean, don't get me wrong: I'll still buff you. But it will be a resentful, disgusted cast while I shake my head judgmentally.

/rant off

[LulzSect©]

Luls says, WE ALL OuTTA SoWS!
Luls says, SRY!

[Swish2]

https://i.imgur.com/L8yVlTb.gif

[Mead]

I always offered to buff people if I was sitting around the tunnel doing nothing because buffing isn't a difficult task while you're eating shit

Hope this helps you op

[Champion_Standing]

You want buffs go play wow kid

[Tethler]

You get buffs more reliably if you offer cyber in exchange.

[indiscriminate_hater]

druids are a worthless class, you should count yourself lucky that they even ask

[Wonkie]

potg isn't worth casting for less than 200pp

economyquest

[Canelek]

Just RP a spell-bereft druid. "I wanted to play a druid to 60 without using spells. How dare you, sir, to judge me."

[skarlorn]

Would it be frowned upon if I RP'ed as a dwarven prostitute?

It's for the immersion guys, I'm not a degenerate. It's like a study, a social experiment.

You would be accepted but you wouldn't make any Plat. I had Platwhore selling ERP In ec for years. Its not gay if it's satire ERP. amazingly, no one signed up. Llandris thinks I was too direct.

Pretty good OP here though purely on basis of topicality

[Tethler]

Would it be frowned upon if I RP'ed as a dwarven prostitute?

It's for the immersion guys, I'm not a degenerate. It's like a study, a social experiment.

TBH I usually just enequip my pants and it's enough.

[Nexii]

You get buffs more reliably if you offer cyber in exchange.

If you play a female character with really good fashionquest, people will randomly buff you in the mere hopes of cyber

[shuklak]

Its not that i dont want to buff you, its that i dont want to get stiffed by you.

And if someone asks if you're "free" to buff they mean you are free to them.

[Tethler]

For real though, some people are super douchey about buffs. I saved a warrior who ran to the tunnel with the air elemental beating his ass. Because I'm just sitting with a full mana bar, I heal him up and give him chloro and thorns. He didn't ask for it. I just felt like it.

He runs off without a thanks, which is whatever. A few mins later, he runs back up, stands in front of me and sends me a tell with just "thorns". Just because I felt like buffing you once doesn't mean I'm gonna tolerate that shit.

I replied with "sure, 1 sec" put him on ignore and just sat there. He stood there for like 5 mins waiting before finally giving up and running off.

[maskedmelonpai]

I always asked people pacifically whene'er i needed a wolf or something. BUTT, id do it in say and liek *tap %t politely on the shoulder with a warm smile* or something liek that. if they didn't respond within 2-3 seconds id do it to someone else and continue until I got the buffs I needed. OR, I would just sit there and do it openly in a general fashion if nobody looked straight friendly enough, thinking I'd need to liek appeal indirectly to avoid bugging hem.

[Cecily]

You would be accepted but you wouldn't make any Plat. I had Platwhore selling ERP In ec for years. Its not gay if it's satire ERP. amazingly, no one signed up. Llandris thinks I was too direct.

Pretty good OP here though purely on basis of topicality

Stares at Filbus for 3 uncomfortable minutes.

“Sex.”

[bigjeff100]

#NOTMYTUNNEL

https://i.imgur.com/PsaTTQx.png

Eww!!! What expansion did that to the tunnel?!!?

[d3r14k]

I think that is EQ2's tunnel? Not sure though, I only played that game for a month. I am guilty of pulling the first 4 images from Google and using them quick for the OP.

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/wY8YQkD.jpg

[maskedmelonpai]

I think that is EQ2's tunnel? Not sure though, I only played that game for a month. I am guilty of pulling the first 4 images from Google and using them quick for the OP.

it actually look liek a retextured version of the NRO side the tunnel. the "backdoor" so to speak.

[katrik]

Usually just say no to people begging for buffs.

[d3r14k]

can I get a buff?

[Gilder]

As a Druid main, this thread is one of the funniest I've read in a while.

[derpcake2]

I mean, don't get me wrong: I'll still buff you. But it will be a resentful, disgusted cast while I shake my head judgmentally.

potg pls btch

[chadtwoke]

I find it kind of funny that no life neckbeards who are bald and sit in the tunnel literally all fucking day are salty about casting buffs on people that don't require reagents or anything except clicking on the char and perhaps memming the spell really quick. Get fucked.

[Phenyo]

https://i.imgur.com/e2A3gjZ.jpg

Meanwhile, at the East Commonlands tunnel...

https://i.imgur.com/h8JR0uk.png

https://i.imgur.com/HLzKfnT.png

https://i.imgur.com/PsaTTQx.png

Use... your fucking words. Every time I see this I can't help think of what an autist this person must be on the other side of the keyboard. Did he use both his brain cells to type a pithy two word plea? Did he have to simmer in his chair for several hours while his IQ slowly climbed to room temperature? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

You may be thinking to yourself: "Woah, woah... wait up, Tuluven. Maybe this guy doesn't speak much English and is just looking for a qui--"

No, fuck that. He speaks English fine. Make some got dam effort.

I mean, don't get me wrong: I'll still buff you. But it will be a resentful, disgusted cast while I shake my head judgmentally.

/rant off

I just spam hail and emote until they buff me. If im feeling really devilish I ask for 500k plat.

[LulzSect©]

/grovel
/grovel
/grovel
/grovel
/grovel
/grovel
/grovel
/grovel
/cheer
/salute
/dance

[skarlorn]

My boy lulz a good emoter and rper unlike yall sicko addicts

[katrik]

I find it kind of funny that no life neckbeards who are bald and sit in the tunnel literally all fucking day are salty about casting buffs on people that don't require reagents or anything except clicking on the char and perhaps memming the spell really quick. Get fucked.

Take that bait boi

[d3r14k]

Take that bait boi

Bait from that guy is too straight forward and clumsy. He's like a freshman fumbling with a bra strap.

[LulzSect©]

/cringe

[Goodest]

potg isn't worth casting for less than 200pp

economyquest

blah 50pp for 1200 mana.... its enough..

[Mead]

Take that bait boi

people actually have these feelings though

I've seen it

[Lisbon]

Tuluven for president of the dr00ds. Of all the buffing classes.

[shuklak]

For real though, some people are super douchey about buffs. I saved a warrior who ran to the tunnel with the air elemental beating his ass. Because I'm just sitting with a full mana bar, I heal him up and give him chloro and thorns. He didn't ask for it. I just felt like it.

He runs off without a thanks, which is whatever. A few mins later, he runs back up, stands in front of me and sends me a tell with just "thorns". Just because I felt like buffing you once doesn't mean I'm gonna tolerate that shit.

I replied with "sure, 1 sec" put him on ignore and just sat there. He stood there for like 5 mins waiting before finally giving up and running off.
The guy probably thought you were in the wrong lol.

Theres a special place in eq hell (i.e. red99) for people that offer to pay for buffs and then don't.

[sereal]

The guy probably thought you were in the wrong lol.

Theres a special place in eq hell (i.e. red99) for people that offer to pay for buffs and then don't.

lmao who does that?

[Tethler]

The guy probably thought you were in the wrong lol.

Theres a special place in eq hell (i.e. red99) for people that offer to pay for buffs and then don't.

Yeah, it was kinda dickish of me to do it, but his previous lack of thanks plus his 1-word demand for rebuff irritated me. No regrets.

[Krolo]

Kids these days don't know what it means to suck a lil dick to get ahead.