sorry you didn’t get Warder loot Comoc1

[LulzSect©]

That was pretty lame reply sorry you didn’t get Warder loot.

https://i.imgur.com/YZuEH.gif

[d3r14k]

This is why he hates you. Perhaps next time, serve him a compliment on his hair or clothing. Inquire about his weekend and be sure to use his name in conversation.

All this will build rapport, Lulz.

[skarlorn]

Lol comoc1 still has no wader loot

[Raavak]

Sorry... I didn't hear what you said

https://i.imgur.com/sVARSba.gif

[skarlorn]

milk

[LulzSect©]

What a coin end fence , I just had DDs in my face during lunch !

[Raavak]

I thought about going to Hooters for lunch, but opted for a vending machine sandwich.

[Pint]

Sucks he didn't get warder loot for his shaman, should prob off himself

[indiscriminate_hater]

does she drop anything?

[Canelek]

Definitely would stand a better chance of not getting food poisoning via vending machine.

Hooters is the creeps, unless you are one, then I guess it is like an after school special buffet for some of the folks here.

Keep america teen again amirite?

[Ella`Ella]

Definitely would stand a better chance of not getting food poisoning via vending machine.

Hooters is the creeps, unless you are one, then I guess it is like an after school special buffet for some of the folks here.

Keep america teen again amirite?

I went to a Hooters in Medellin, Colombia when I was there...

That's where I want to die.

[Cecily]

This is why he hates you. Perhaps next time, serve him a compliment on his hair or clothing. Inquire about his weekend and be sure to use his name in conversation.

All this will build rapport, Lulz.

Hi Uyan! Any big plans for the weekend? Maybe get some warder loot? Oh... right.

[LulzSect©]

I went to a Hooters in Medellin, Colombia when I was there...

That's where I want to die.

many moons ago, before i ever touched coke even,

the single

hottest

10/10 i ever fucked in my entire lap

was a Colombian stripper who took me home after her shift ended

literally looked like pic related

https://i.imgur.com/Dlp6I05.jpg

[Mead]

many moons ago, before i ever touched coke even,

the single

hottest

10/10 i ever fucked in my entire lap

was a Colombian stripper who took me home after her shift ended

literally looked like pic related

https://i.imgur.com/Dlp6I05.jpg

This is why I stay in Miami

[skarlorn]

Medellin is one of my favorite cities in the world. The worst thing to do there is coke.

[Mead]

Medellin is one of my favorite cities in the world. The worst thing to do there is coke.

sounds like a field trip opportunity since we're all in agreement

[LulzSect©]

would be the relapse that kills me TBH

[Mead]

would be the relapse that kills me TBH

you will be in good company

[Canelek]

Road trip? I’ve never been south of Belize. :D

[Rang]

https://i.imgur.com/tTuY1VJ.jpg

[katrik]

Gimme gimme chicken tendies

[sereal]

RnF hasn't been great this week.

[Tenderizer]

is this really news? does anyone reading this give a shit? lulz, my boy, you are a ray of sunshine.

[Vheran]

does she drop anything?

Spyderwife confirmed greencon diseased rat, drops nothing but a lingering disease

[Vheran]

Mrs. Spyder knows her role is cooking and cleaning, like any good woman knows (HEY KAYTE)

grabs popcorn

[Wonkie]

wifebeating jokes are some ugly shit dude. you're the worst texan on this board.

[MagpieRockyl]

nice contribution

[Mead]

I aided in warders dropping worse loot

Hope this helps the thread

[Comoc1]

O.M.F.G I’m so hurt. Sick burn everyone. I hate to break it to you but I did get Warder loot.

Seventeen years ago. On live, the Vazaelle Server. Clawed Guardian Bracer, Green Resistance Stone, and a Primal Velium Battlehammer

Lulz, you’re a vacuous brain dead idiot and every post you make is garbage. Which is why:

You are still on ignore.

[Mead]

https://i.imgur.com/Bb576yz.gif

[LulzSect©]

O.M.F.G I’m so hurt. Sick burn everyone. I hate to break it to you but I did get Warder loot.

Seventeen years ago. On live, the Vazaelle Server. Clawed Guardian Bracer, Green Resistance Stone, and a Primal Velium Battlehammer

Lulz, you’re a vacuous brain dead idiot and every post you make is garbage. Which is why:

You are still on ignore.

https://i.imgur.com/Shxxxxw.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2DKXLaI_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Rang]

O.M.F.G I’m so hurt. Sick burn everyone. I hate to break it to you but I did get Warder loot.

Seventeen years ago. On live, the Vazaelle Server. Clawed Guardian Bracer, Green Resistance Stone, and a Primal Velium Battlehammer

Lulz, you’re a vacuous brain dead idiot and every post you make is garbage. Which is why:

You are still on ignore.


so .... are you saying you didn't get warder loot on p99?

[skarlorn]

Jesus christ still no warder loot on p99

[Cecily]

O.M.F.G I’m so hurt. Sick burn everyone. I hate to break it to you but I did get Warder loot.

Seventeen years ago. On live, the Vazaelle Server. Clawed Guardian Bracer, Green Resistance Stone, and a Primal Velium Battlehammer

Lulz, you’re a vacuous brain dead idiot and every post you make is garbage. Which is why:

You are still on ignore.

That was pretty lame reply sorry you didn’t get Warder loot.

[skarlorn]

I had a shroud of longevity on rz. I didn't get my first kiss until late and im a tranny

Consider this!!!

[Comoc1]

Nope. No warder loot on p99*. I had to settle for server first primal avatar shaman aka first shaman on p99 to complete their spell book.

Lulz still on ignore.

[Comoc1]

sorry you didnt get warder loot

Your spell book is missing a key spell, isn’t it, Ramen? Hmmm, what’s it called again? Oh ya Summon: Orb of Mastery.

Sorry you didn’t get your epic. Lol.

Lulz still on ignore.

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/J0MxMq0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Comoc1]

remember the first 40 vulaks? i do

Nah I just remember two. The first when my shaman got Yakatizma and the second when my monk got a Gharns.

[skarlorn]

https://i.imgur.com/J0MxMq0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

"I'm not insecure I don't have warder loot" - Comoc1, telling us about his second rate raid loot

[d3r14k]

Screw all you guys with your fancy pixels. I currently lust after gnome skin armor so I can look like a druid ninja.

Yeah, it's statless, no big deal.

[Detoxx]

Warder loot is trash except the robe. Poor monks.

Im sure Uyan is really missing that 2hb shit shaman staff thats completely useless...

[Detoxx]

Also, not having an item that drops from level 55 mobs in hate is more embarrassing than not having loot that is no longer attainable, Ramen.

You lost that one, sorry.

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/YOcdhBm.jpg

[skarlorn]

Lol at the people seriously insecure about elf pixels

[Comoc1]

I can show you the corner we killed them at if you want sometime.

The corner you sat in without your epic? I’d love to see it one day.

[Mead]

Lol at the people seriously insecure about elf pixels

lulz does it again

[Nexii]

Lol at the people seriously insecure about elf pixels

It's times like this I'm glad only 70% of AM is as immersed as Uyan

[Detoxx]

I can show you the corner where we killed them too Ramen.

[Detoxx]

I can also show you the corners of ToV where your ex guild got shit on after not being able to autofire FTEs. Those mage corners caused the epic meltdown after months of getting whooped and causing you all to cry and wake the sleeper to somehow think that it made you relevant again.

Sorry you got rekt

[Detoxx]

In b4 "lol we stopped caring" call of duty excuse

[Detoxx]

you are taking this serious, tell me more.

Considering youre in here talking about something that you contributed zero to in making happen nearly 2 years later from your epicless mage account nakes me sense some projection here.

[Detoxx]

kinda like sont?

These 2 things dont even correlate. Im unsure what point youre trying to make but my guild killing sont is the direct antithesis of what you quoted. I very much so contributed in making that happen as compared to you who was a batphone warrior on an epicless mage.

I can see how you might get them confused, though...

[d3r14k]

Skarlorn right now:

[Detoxx]

Ah the old "i was just playing bro, calm down" trick once the argument is lost. Tried and true. Sorry if I hurt your feelings dawg. Im just playing too ����

[Wonkie]

I sense great anger from Detoxx.

neat

[LulzSect©]

Aftermad

[Jonabis]

Don't get mad Detoxx, they may put runner up warders back in eventually? Maybe you won't care about that loot either though and <aftermath> will just keep getting 95% of Vulaks.

[Cecily]

I'm sorry they won't respawn warders.

[Hyjalx]

Detoxx confirmed mad.

Kinda funny actually. Bloating about killing Sontalak 2+ years into Velious and claiming warder loot is "garbage" because his guild didn't get any. All while accusing players of using hacks when he was alt-tab hacking every week during the 1 hour FTE era.

Detoxx white knighting, but begged Hjial to teach him, lol. When Hjial was finally suspended for it, Detoxx took his Youtube videos down faster than he could engulf a slice of pizza.

[Mead]

Detoxx confirmed mad.

Kinda funny actually. Bloating about killing Sontalak 2+ years into Velious and claiming warder loot is "garbage" because his guild didn't get any. All while accusing players of using hacks when he was alt-tab hacking every week during the 1 hour FTE era.

Detoxx white knighting, but begged Hjial to teach him, lol. When Hjial was finally suspended for it, Detoxx took his Youtube videos down faster than he could engulf a slice of pizza.

Not to mention he’s using welfare SoDs

Hilarious the thought of BDK handing them to him like here ya go, don’t need these anymore after beating velious

[skarlorn]

DETOX is denethor the steward of gondor (who was an upset nerd lol)

sorry you didn't ward ring of scale

[LulzSect©]

😬

[azeth]

...caused the epic meltdown after months of getting whooped and causing you all to cry and wake the sleeper to somehow think that it made you relevant again.

Things that never happened for 100, Alex.

[Wonkie]

Ha ha I remember lots of details from those fantastic books to

Oldest and Fatherless: The Terrible Secret of Tom Bombadil

Old Tom Bombadil. Possibly the least liked character in The Lord of the Rings. A childish figure so disliked by fans of the book that few object to his absence from all adaptations of the story. And yet, there is another way of looking at Bombadil, based only on what appears in the book itself, that paints a very different picture of this figure of fun.

What do we know about Tom Bombadil? He is fat and jolly and smiles all the time. He is friendly and gregarious and always ready to help travellers in distress.

Except that none of that can possibly be true.

Consider: By his own account (and by Elrond’s surprisingly sketchy knowledge) Bombadil has lived in the Old Forest since before the hobbits came to the Shire. Since before Elrond was born. Since the earliest days of the First Age.

And yet no hobbit has ever heard of him.

The guise in which Bombadil appears to Frodo and his companions is much like a hobbit writ large. He loves food and songs and nonsense rhymes and drink and company. Any hobbit who saw such a person would tell tales of him. Any hobbit who was rescued by Tom would sing songs about him and tell everyone else. Yet Merry – who knows all the history of Buckland and has ventured into the Old Forest many times – has never heard of Tom Bombadil. Frodo and Sam – avid readers of old Bilbo’s lore – have no idea that any such being exists, until he appears to them. All the hobbits of the Shire think of the Old Forest as a place of horror – not as the abode of a jolly fat man who is surprisingly generous with his food.

If Bombadil has indeed lived in the Old Forest all this time – in a house less than twenty miles from Buckland – then it stands to reason that he has never appeared to a single hobbit traveller before, and has certainly never rescued one from death. In the 1400 years since the Shire was settled.

What do we know about Tom Bombadil? He is not what he seems.

Elrond, the greatest lore-master of the Third Age, has never heard of Tom Bombadil. Elrond is only vaguely aware that there was once someone called Iarwain Ben-Adar (“Oldest and Fatherless”) who might be the same as Bombadil. And yet, the main road between Rivendell and the Grey Havens passes not 20 miles from Bombadil’s house, which stands beside the most ancient forest in Middle Earth. Has no elf ever wandered in the Old Forest or encountered Bombadil in all these thousands of years? Apparently not.

Gandalf seems to know more, but he keeps his knowledge to himself. At the Council of Elrond, when people suggest sending the Ring to Bombadil, Gandalf comes up with a surprisingly varied list of reasons why that should not be done. It is not clear that any of the reasons that he gives are the true one.

Now, in his conversation with Frodo, Bombadil implies (but avoids directly stating) that he had heard of their coming from Farmer Maggot and from Gildor’s elves (both of whom Frodo had recently described). But that also makes no sense. Maggot lives west of the Brandywine, remained there when Frodo left, and never even knew that Frodo would be leaving the Shire. And if Elrond knows nothing of Bombadil, how can he be a friend of Gildor’s?

What do we know about Tom Bombadil? He lies.

A question: what is the most dangerous place in Middle Earth? First place goes to the Mines of Moria, home of the Balrog, but what is the second most dangerous place? Tom Bombadil’s country.
By comparison, Mordor is a safe and well-run land, where two lightly-armed hobbits can wander for days without meeting anything more dangerous than themselves. Yet the Old Forest and the Barrow Downs, all part of Tom’s country, are filled with perils that would tax anyone in the Fellowship except perhaps Gandalf.

Now, it is canonical in Tolkein that powerful magical beings imprint their nature on their homes. Lorien under Galadriel is a place of peace and light. Moria, after the Balrog awoke, was a place of terror to which lesser evil creatures were drawn. Likewise, when Sauron lived in Mirkwood, it became blighted with evil and a home to monsters.

And then, there’s Tom Bombadil’s Country.

The hobbits can sense the hatred within all the trees in the Old Forest. Every tree in that place is a malevolent huorn, hating humankind. Every single tree. And the barrows of the ancient kings that lie nearby are defiled and inhabited by Barrow-Wights. Bombadil has the power to control or banish all these creatures, but he does not do so. Instead, he provides a refuge for them against men and other powers. Evil things – and only evil things – flourish in his domain. “Tom Bombadil is the master” Goldberry says. And his subjects are black huorns and barrow wights.

What do we know about Tom Bombadil? He is not the benevolent figure that he pretends to be.

Tom appears to the Ringbearer in a friendly, happy guise, to question and test him and to give him and his companions swords that can kill the servants of another evil power. But his motives are his own.

Consider: it is said more than once that the willows are the most powerful and evil trees in the Forest. Yet, the rhyme that Bombadil teaches the hobbits to use in conjuring up Bombadil himself includes the line, “By the reed and willow.” The willows are a part of Bombadil’s power and a means of calling on him. They draw their strength from the cursed river Withywindle, the centre of all the evil in the Forest.

And the springs of the Withywindle are right next to Tom Bombadil’s house.

And then there is Goldberry, “the river-daughter”. She is presented as Bombadil’s wife, an improbably beautiful and regal being who charms and beguiles the hobbits. It is implied that she is a water spirit, and she sits combing her long, blonde hair after the manner of a mermaid. (And it is worth remembering that mermaids were originally seen as monsters, beautiful above the water, slimy and hideous below, luring sailors to drown and be eaten.) But I suggest the name means that in her true state, Goldberry is nourished by the River – that is, by the proverbially evil Withywindle.

In folklore and legend (as Tolkien would know well) there are many tales of creatures that can take on human form but whose human shape always contains a clue to their true nature. So what might Goldberry be? She is tall and slender - specifically she is “slender as a willow wand”. She wears a green dress, sits amidst bowls of river water and is surrounded by the curtain of her golden hair. I suggest that she is a Willow tree conjured into human form, a malevolent huorn like the Old Man Willow from whom the hobbits have just escaped. If she is not indeed the same tree.

So, if this is true, then why does Bombadil save and help the ringbearer and his companions? Because they can bring about the downfall of Sauron, the current Dark Lord of Middle Earth. When Sauron falls, the other rings will fail and the wizards and elves will leave Middle Earth and the only great power that is left will be Bombadil.

There is a boundary around Bombadil’s country that he cannot or will not pass, something that confines him to a narrow space. And in return, no wizard or elf comes into his country to see who rules it, or to disturb the evil creatures that gather under his protection.

When the hobbits return to the Shire after their journey to Mordor, Gandalf leaves them close to Bree and goes towards Bombadil’s country to have words with him. We do not know what they say. But Gandalf was sent to Middle Earth to contend against Sauron and now he must depart. He has been given no mission to confront Bombadil and he must soon leave Middle Earth to powerless men and hobbits, while Bombadil remains, waiting to fulfill his purpose.

Do I think that Tolkien planned things in this way? Not at all, but I find it an interesting speculation.

To speculate further and more wildly:

The spell that binds Bombadil to his narrow and cursed country was put in place centuries ago by the Valar to protect men and elves. It may last a few decades more, perhaps a few generations of hobbit lives. But when the last elf has gone from the havens and the last spells of rings and wizards unravel, then it will be gone. And Iarwain Ben-Adar, Oldest and Fatherless, who was ruler of the darkness in Middle Earth before Sauron was, before Morgoth set foot there, before the first rising of the sun, will come into his inheritance again. And one dark night the old trees will march westward into the Shire to feed their ancient hatred. And Bombadil will dance down amongst them, clad in his true shape at last, singing his incomprehensible rhymes as the trees mutter their curses and the black and terrible Barrow-Wights dance and gibber around him. And he will be smiling.

[skarlorn]

that's wrong, wonkie.

[maskedmelonpai]

i read the WHOLE thing.

[Rygar]

Still hate Bombadill

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/p7xulbh.jpg

[skarlorn]

It's so sophomoric go connect the huorns and barrow wights as though they were under Tom's dominion. Do some research, person Wonkie quoted
*smug grin*

[Wonkie]

It's so sophomoric go connect the huorns and barrow wights as though they were under Tom's dominion. Do some research, person Wonkie quoted
*smug grin*

i enjoyed the setup but it finished with lol hes a tree and i got pissed

[LulzSect©]

sorry you didn't get raid

[LulzSect©]

DDs in my face rite noW

😏🙌🏽

[Comoc1]

DDs in my face rite noW

😏🙌🏽

Oh you must be shirtless and looking in the mirror 🤷🏻*♂️

[skarlorn]

do you have warder loot yet?

[d3r14k]

Comoc comin hard on Lulz today. Looking forward to ensuing elf brawl.

[Littul Jonn]

DDs in my face rite noW

😏🙌🏽

Maybe he's just at the dentist?

[Comoc1]

do you have warder loot yet?

What do the warders and your colon have in common? That’s right they were both shitty and now they’re gone and not coming back.

[LulzSect©]

maDD

[Mead]

lol comoc so mad making disease related personal attacks

[skarlorn]

What do the warders and your colon have in common? That’s right they were both shitty and now they’re gone and not coming back.

triGGered

sorry u still can't get warder loot!

[Comoc1]

Ya that was kinda mean. Sorry Filbus.

[LulzSect©]

time to lotion up some big TIDDIES again rite now

(Sorry you didn’t get raiD)

[Cecily]

What do the warders and your colon have in common? That’s right they were both shitty and now they’re gone and not coming back.

lol comoc so mad making disease related personal attacks

https://i.imgur.com/IHxDs1r.png

Pot meet kill your elf.

[Comoc1]

Wooooow Cecily. *slow claps* you have been sitting on that post, stewing, plotting, and waiting for the time when you can just drop that one on me, haven’t you?

Although the comment I made was underhanded and pretty mean it wasn’t near any level of the toxic filth you can and have ever produced.

I apologized to Filbus because it was wrong. Even if these guys have been trying to troll me for months.

I can’t help you got yourself kicked out of AM after not getting the min required yes percentage and making full member anyway. That was all you.

[Cecily]

I was voted in. Don't act like that's the only part of my thread I saw.

[skarlorn]

elfname + sorry you didn't + word that rhymes with laid (https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?typeofrhyme=perfect&loc=thesql&Word=laid)

the magic formula developed by grand vizier lulz

[Mead]

I legitimately feel sorry for comoc

Elf sim is his reality. He might be worse than henrique

Also not sure how much more of this I can read

[skarlorn]

we've broken fq shit posting in to maths not sure how much further we can go

[Comoc1]

I was voted in. Don't act like that's the only part of my thread I saw.

People voted. You didn’t meet the requirement. You were accepted anyway. To be fair, you had the most votes out of any applicant in AM, ever, while simultaneously receiving the most “no” votes out of any app ever.

You didn’t make it, but you made it, then got yourself kicked out.

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/Shxxxxw.jpg

[radda]

Detoxx is the best thing that ever happen to this server.

Sorry you don’t see that cause your to busy oppressing.

Sorry you’re not popular outside of the game, something Detoxx is.
His army transcends into real life and if the occasions arise, we’ll be the good to the world that breeds evil.

[Cecily]

People voted. You didn’t meet the requirement. You were accepted anyway. To be fair, you had the most votes out of any applicant in AM, ever, while simultaneously receiving the most “no” votes out of any app ever.

You didn’t make it, but you made it, then got yourself kicked out.

Nah. I met the original requirements and got FM. Sedyt completely overhauled the rules thanks to me lol. Sorry you have no influence in your guild.

[radda]

Nah. I met the original requirements and got FM. Sedyt completely overhauled the rules thanks to me lol. Sorry you have no influence in your guild.

wasnt that the pvp guild event?

that was silly, too bad i couldnt join.

[Cecily]

You wanna see Sedyt's manifesto?

[radda]

You wanna see Sedyt's manifesto?

im okay, sedyt is a friend even tho im mad at him for something unrelated to all of this.

[Cecily]

wasnt that the pvp guild event?

that was silly, too bad i couldnt join.

But yeah, I organized a team of 3 AoW / Windstriker rangers and we were going to trueshot focus fire Sedyt, kill him, and leave. The bitch never entered the arena.

He cried that I was cheating before he guild kicked me. Can't cheat if you're not there to participate. Sedyt is a fucking terrible leader and I'm hardly the only person with that opinion.

[Gozuk]

But yeah, I organized a team of 3 AoW / Windstriker Rangers

Relax

[Cecily]

DAYS OF PLANNING

[radda]

i was accused of cheating a server event here once too though.

[Comoc1]

Nah. I met the original requirements and got FM. Sedyt completely overhauled the rules thanks to me lol. Sorry you have no influence in your guild.

You really didn’t. I had to confirm with an officer that you did not meet the requirement yet still got accepted.

Doesnt matter since you got yourself kicked out. /shrug

[radda]

what's AOW?

[Cecily]

The big pew pew bendy branch.

[Cecily]

You really didn’t. I had to confirm with an officer that you did not meet the requirement yet still got accepted.

Doesnt matter since you got yourself kicked out. /shrug

Yeah.. the officers aren't a reliable source of information in your guild.

[Comoc1]

Yeah.. the officers aren't a reliable source of information in your guild.

I could rely on them to boot you though. Pras Sedyt.

[skarlorn]

i stole visions of sebilis from knights who say ni but stembolt and i are still colleagues

[Cecily]

It worked out. You two deserve each other. Bunch of sweaty fats zerging trivial content and somehow feeling better about your life. It’s almost 2019 and you’re still in a casual raiding guild.

[Phenyo]

i stole visions of sebilis from knights who say ni but stembolt and i are still colleagues

daps

[Comoc1]

It worked out. You two deserve each other. Bunch of sweaty fats zerging trivial content and somehow feeling better about your life. It’s almost 2019 and you’re still in a casual raiding guild.

Why does everyone who’s salty about someone else try to call them fat? I don’t get it. The majority of gamers are skinny nerds.

This thread died down but it’s really starting to deliver again. Nice.

[Cecily]

Projection usually. I’m really heavy for being as skinny as I am though.

[Cecily]

Anyways, I just can't get my heart into flaming you for being you, as gross as you may be.

Friends again, Uyan?

[Comoc1]

Ya, we can be friends again. I don’t wana hold grudges. I know you aren’t as terrible as I once thought you were.

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/T1E1gGI.png