Red fucking sucks

[Jauna]

I dunno I ran out of ideas weeks ago and these are more of a habit more than anything now but as long as we are here:

Shilled and pushed for a long time by many people, even the staff
Broke 200 players once half a decade ago
Has so so SO many ways to lure people into the server
Bullet point: More exp
Bullet point: cash only loots
Bullet point: level restrictions on pvp
Bullet point: no variance
Bullet point: other stuff
And after all of that people still do not want to pvp, people still shun the server, people still never give it a thought until the weekly "consider" thread appears

HOWEVER
After much consideration, an ingame fight and being told to like it at least once I settled for a backhanded compliment and here are a few things that makes the red server .. v.. worth it
You beta test shit for us. You got Kunark a day before the real people to make sure there are no game breaking bugs, you tested Velious out for us and good chance you will get Chardok to beta test for the greater good
You are good at flushing out server login errors. Recently I could not log in Blue for various reasons and for longass times (5-15 minutes) and every single time I log into red, instantly log out and bam, back on blue.
And you might be a nice possible solution to Blue's raiding scene problem. Imagine how.. good people will be if they knew that you wont take pixels away, that you wont suspend people.. but have to live out months at a time on the red server as punishment.

Red has a possibility to have a future, either have it be a containment server or I dunno how to spoiler things here but make PvP consensual.

[ibetweenk]

i honestly just backspaced a trolly reply because i am worried about you

there's a pattern here that clearly indicates you actually do need help

[ibetweenk]

i voted your thread 1 star not to hurt u, but to help

[Jauna]

ugh at least whenever i post i am relatively straightforward about things. you on the other hand are trying to pretend you are trying to help but in reality you think stars mean anything still after all these years.

i vent
you plead for help

big diff

[Jauna]

So after giving you a few minutes to accept the newfound truth.

Why do you think Stars matter?

[Jauna]

is it because they are shiny? or because someone else did it for you like a thumbs up on the youtubes? or are you trying to emulate someone else? I have like a good 15 minutes in me before exhaustion takes over

[Jimjam]

I fully support 30 day character transfers to red to turn it in to a penal colony.

Obviously disable all trading/looting/dropping on exiled toons to ensure no cross server trade shenanigans.

[Phenyo]

I fully support 30 day character transfers to red to turn it in to a penal colony.

Obviously disable all trading/looting/dropping on exiled toons to ensure no cross server trade shenanigans.

hehe penal

[Mead]

didn't read op but stars definitely matter

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I voted 1 star because your line of shit was horrible, but just salvageable enough to make me think it may get more interesting thereby wasting even more of my fucking time. Get help. Stop drugs. Consider sunlight.

[Ravager]

Didn't read, but voted 5 stars because the title is true.

[Nixtar]

Didn't read, but voted 5 stars because the title is true.

[LulzSect©]

Didn't read, but voted 5 stars because the title is true.

[Bboboo]

consider red pals!

[Irulan]

Just wipe blue and make everyone go to red. All problems solved. Only the hopeless will remain in paradise. The rest of you can go build a democratic social utopia.

[Irulan]

Ibetweenk obviously the best poster.

[Cecily]

How could someone be here since 2013 and not appreciate the value of stars?
Voted 2.

[beargryllz]

Try red

[Daloon]

Red should be repurposed into P99s custom-content server. Classic EQ with customized loot, mobs, etc. PVP+EQ is for baddies and chronic drug abusers.

[Jauna]

How could someone be here since 2013 and not appreciate the value of stars?

same reason I dont have Yelp on my phone.

[Bboboo]

imagine all your efforts going into getting people to play on a dead server and you just turn it into a meme

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Red should be repurposed into P99s custom-content server. Classic EQ with customized loot, mobs, etc. PVP+EQ is for baddies and chronic drug abusers.

[Swish2]

You all sure love talking about it though <3

[DinoTriz]

You all sure love talking about it though <3

Making fun of Red is like beating the shit out of a down syndrome kid in a wheelchair

[Jauna]

You all sure love talking about it though <3

Same with Trump. Seriously every time I turn on the news or comedy central everything is Trump

[DinoTriz]

Same with Trump. Seriously every time I turn on the news or comedy central everything is Trump

I have the this theory that everyone secretly wants to fuck Trump but they don't tell each other.

Just masturbating constantly over him.

Anyone who denies this actually does it the most.

The fact that the search term "Trump" spiked by 900% on Pornhub since the election supports my theory.

[skarlorn]

The fact that the search term "Trump" spiked by 900% on Pornhub since the election supports my theory.

how do you know this? admit it. you're the one responsible

[DinoTriz]

how do you know this? admit it. you're the one responsible

I am responsible.

I just made it up.

[Swish2]

An analogy of people's mindset: Blue server vs red server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_CkHdELwY (42 secs)

[Baler]

pot noodle lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClKMIr3WpjY

[Wonkie]

I have the this theory that everyone secretly wants to fuck Trump but they don't tell each other.

Just masturbating constantly over him.

Anyone who denies this actually does it the most.

The fact that the search term "Trump" spiked by 900% on Pornhub since the election supports my theory.

i would fuck him in his butthole and ejaculate into his intestines

Make America Gay Again

[DinoTriz]

i would fuck him in his butthole and ejaculate into his intestines

I just went from 6 to Midnight.

[Wonkie]

ur not a real patriot if u wouldnt creampie the president

[DinoTriz]

ur not a real patriot if u wouldnt creampie the president

That's not very inclusive to womyn.

[Wonkie]

That's not very inclusive to womyn.

they can squirt on him, which is urine, which rumor has it hes into :cool:

[DinoTriz]

they can squirt on him, which is urine, which rumor has it hes into :cool:

You have bested me this time. But I will return stronger.

flies away on Pinochet's helicopter

[skarlorn]

i would fuck him in his butthole and ejaculate into his intestines

Make America Gay Again

this would be so cool man

[Canelek]

I believe Donald Trump being into piss is one of the more endearing qualities he has.

That dude is straight-up sorta-talking dildo.

[DinoTriz]

Piss Dossier is real and Sandy Hook was fake

[B4EQWASCOOL]

i would fuck him in his butthole and ejaculate into his intestines

Make America Gay Again

Does the aroma of shit exist when this type of thing happens?

[Irulan]

Does the aroma of shit exist when this type of thing happens?

Yeah it's possible. It depends. With Trump, possible suddenly becomes very probable.

The real question is, would you engage in anal sex with a coked up high 70 year old? If so, you should expect to smell some shit. Maybe get some on or in you.

Use a towel :p Wrap it, or make them wrap it.

[Bboboo]

when shitting on red is more fun that playing red

[Mead]

https://i.imgur.com/0GVfP05.jpg

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/0GVfP05.jpg

[DinoTriz]

https://i.imgur.com/h06u1qj.png

[Raavak]

Red is a leper colony, not a penal colony.

[maskedmelonpai]

Dossier has to be one of my favorite words to use, sadly it’s hard to use on a daily basis.

jus use it incorrectly. you'll find it comes a lot more easily that way.

[LulzSect©]

...the dossier in Lulz’s possession was extensive, he’d soon learn