Siryado can't stop his bad behavior.

[soulsummenor]

So I was at the scout roll earlier after the earthquake and this Siryado guy shows up and starts whining about some RnF post about him that ruined his p99 Raiding career. Then he rolls when he already has 2 BoB's. Then he leaves without helping because he said the winner ruined his p99 life. This guy is scum. If he comes to scout roll and wins, don't help this guy. Here is some proof.

https://imgur.com/a/zy8PCP4

He also threatened his friend if he helped the winner. Geekun did nothing wrong and helped. So Good Luck Siryado you fucking cry baby.

[DinoTriz]

https://imgur.com/K4FdcI7.gif

ALRIGHT FOLKS GET YOUR TICKETS TO THE MAIN EVENT HERE - NEW RNF DRAMA LIVE EVENT TICKETS SOLD HERE

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/kiPMApg.gif?1

[kjs86z]

P99 "career"

rofl

[Canelek]

Well that's a shame. Project 1999 is a real résumé booster.

[Mblake1981]

"Hmm, oh, it says here you camp walls for 16 hours and have all the phat lewtz the newbs only dream of. I think you'll work out perfect for our janitorial staff. Jeanie, get this man a mop and a name badge. Welcome aboard!"

[d3r14k]

Résumé bullet points:

-Ability to quickly react to a changing environment
-Providing international travel to clients
-High availability to respond to all hours calls
-Crapping in a sock

[Mead]

uve ruined my entire p99 life bra

[LulzSect©]

better reroll if u kno wuts best fer ya

-~.capiche?

[bigjeff100]

Areas of improvement:

-Punctuation
-Spelling
-Magic Die rolling
-Attitude
-Lift heavier weights (oops wrong thread)

[Mblake1981]

These feelings, intense, for this game I truly adore.
My tears, they fall, on my $30 laptop keyboard.
A gaming career ruined, it came as a shock
Still angry they wouldn't let me 3 box.
I reminisce, it was the cool place to be.
So much Ramen money lost, no RMT.

[Canelek]

These feelings, intense, for this game I truly adore.
My tears, they fall, on my $30 laptop keyboard.
A gaming career ruined, it came as a shock
Still angry they wouldn't let me 3 box.
I reminisce, it was the cool place to be.
So much Ramen money lost, no RMT.

DEF POETRY!

[bigjeff100]

These feelings, intense, for this game I truly adore.
My tears, they fall, on my $30 laptop keyboard.
A gaming career ruined, it came as a shock
Still angry they wouldn't let me 3 box.
I reminisce, it was the cool place to be.
So much Ramen money lost, no RMT.

*Claps Happily* It's beautiful Mblake!!!

[sereal]

Résumé bullet points:

-Ability to quickly react to a changing environment
-Providing international travel to clients
-High availability to respond to all hours calls
-Crapping in a sock

jokes aside i'd say it's a incredibly valuable asset to any company to hire someone who ran a mildly successful guild on P99. Just the conflict resolving skills one would acquire would be super useful.

https://i.imgur.com/m34WPWa.jpg

[kotton05]

the sky is raining tism!

[ZiggyTheMuss]

When the neckbeard went to the scout
He yearned with pixel greed
For in real life he had no clout
And had not spread his seed

When the neckbeard sighted his foe:
The dreaded rogue Wisling
He gnashed his teeth, the tears did flow
His ass began to sting

When the neckbeard fumbled his dice
His jowels turned dark red
“Don’t help him, he ruined my life!”
The fat shit suggested

When the neckbeard left the scout
He had one less in /friends
He had a cry, he had a pout
And went to take his meds

[Wonkie]

yado you're a dork but don't take the forums to heart. this is a terrible place with terrible people.

[Mblake1981]

Hold holesums pocket. Dino here is your chance.

[DinoTriz]

Hold holesums pocket. Dino here is your chance.

hole, can I be your main bitch?

[Mblake1981]

now look him in his her she-he eyes and profess your love of boy porn.

[Kaight]

Yado is truly the most batshit person I've encountered on p99 and LORD KNOWS I've met some psychos. I think I have some good screenshots on my old computer. Will try to dig them up.

[DinoTriz]

Yado is truly the most batshit person I've encountered on p99 and LORD KNOWS I've met some psychos. I think I have some good screenshots on my old computer. Will try to dig them up.

Yesss, let's kick this thread up a notch

[DinoTriz]

now look him in his her she-he eyes and profess your love of boy porn.

*gets down on one knee and opens a felt jewelry box containing a buttplug*

"Will you be my twink?"

[Mblake1981]

Well, Dino really put himself out there for you Holesum. Complete the circle with some risky links.

[Phenyo]

p99 Raiding career.

[DinoTriz]

Well, Dino really put himself out there for you Holesum. Complete the circle with some risky links.

*nervously holds Corsage, awaiting his answer*

[DinoTriz]

Fuck... I just misgendered her.

My chances are blown

[bigjeff100]

Chin up Dino :)

[skarlorn]

i'm a nice person. ill look out for you

[DinoTriz]

no butt stuff or porn!

you have a lot to learn! walk 3 paces behind me a shoulder length to the left

Thank you I won't let you down. I'll act like a sexually frustrated bodyguard/butler...always creepin

[Mblake1981]

*triggers hidden C4 pack in Dino's butt plug*

[DinoTriz]

*triggers hidden C4 pack in Dino's butt plug*

https://i.imgur.com/mEIqYZh.gif

[d3r14k]

This thread has been surprisingly tame for the last three pages considering the direction it took. Will the sanity last? Signs point to no.

[Teppler]

That guy should get a torpor shaman or chanter and just say fuck you to the world. You're kind of stuck having to play with other idiots as a monk.

[Lobus]

or report himself for violating the naming policy and refresh his cred

[Tethler]

That guy should get a torpor shaman or chanter and just say fuck you to the world. You're kind of stuck having to play with other idiots as a monk.

Is this the formation of Team Siryado/Teppler? Imagine the RnF material that could come from that!

[Metham]

Who remembers when siryado was a shitty paladin named yado who cried at his first ring war when he didnt get a narandi lance cuz he was an app and couldnt bid yet.
Pepperidge farm remembers

[branamil]

Who remembers when siryado was a shitty paladin named yado who cried at his first ring war when he didnt get a narandi lance cuz he was an app and couldnt bid yet.
Pepperidge farm remembers


[Mon May 15 17:16:32 2017] Yado says out of character, 'tank LFG best groupp tank in game 4200 hps and 1321 ac'

[Jimjam]

P99 "career"

rofl

That's RMT confession right there.

Bake him away, toys!