*trips and accidentally takes this photo of my car*

[DinoTriz]

Whoops didn't mean to
https://i.imgur.com/1NONpSq.jpg
my car.

*also sips $1 drip coffee I made myself with my strong hands*

[Ella`Ella]

*Still shops at WalMart; Still poor*

[DinoTriz]

*Still shops at WalMart; Still poor*

Pfft, im not shopping. Going there for my business management career with my real leather briefcase.

[Irulan]

Hope some terrible undesirable doesn't poop and pee or key your beautiful car.

[Vormotus]

Dino you can pick me up without even talking in that car, and DO ME HARD

https://youtu.be/XbYNAZxcWh4

[Irulan]

Dino you can pick me up without even talking in that car, and DO ME HARD

https://youtu.be/XbYNAZxcWh4

Can we have consensual sex if we don't talk? (sorry I had to, yes I know better)

[Vormotus]

Can we have consensual sex if we don't talk? (sorry I had to, yes I know better)

It depends on how hard the flunitrazepam slammed you, if you slur somewhat I think that counts as talking no? Hence consensual? :cool:

https://i.imgur.com/rlRzhCY.gif

[Canelek]

WalMart is fantastic for retarded conservatives. Enjoy your budweiser and jesus! #jaibless

[skarlorn]

*sips tremendous walmart savings*

[Canelek]

*sips tremendous walmart savings*


You bastard.

I snortled

[Zekayy]

Nice google image atleast you tried

[DinoTriz]

Nice google image atleast you tried

Funny you mention Google.

I own it. It's a little side project of mine nbd

[Mead]

disappointed you didn't take up 4 parking spots

[Bboboo]

https://imgur.com/gallery/1NONpSq/comment/413293809

[Bboboo]

atleast lulz found images that couldn't be reversed image searched

[Baler]

atleast lulz found images that couldn't be reversed image searched

Likely from another forum that limits access to guests and search bots. ;)

[Zekayy]

https://imgur.com/gallery/1NONpSq/comment/413293809

Like I said atleast the op tried he should feel bad

[DinoTriz]

You guys used space magic to duplicate that on the Internet.

It's really my car. I can reach the gas pedals and everything

[Swish2]

Looks like the err... 6000 SUX...

[beargryllz]

fake and gay

[Tethler]

You tripped and your camera is that high in the air? Ok, I'll buy it. Dino seems like a trustworthy individual.

[DinoTriz]

You tripped and your camera is that high in the air? Ok, I'll buy it. Dino seems like a trustworthy individual.

As my phone tumbled to the ground, it snapped the photo, uploaded it to imgur, and posted it on these forums.

When I picked it up off the ground, I noticed it.

It's crazy how accidents can happen.

[Tethler]

As my phone tumbled to the ground, it snapped the photo, uploaded it to imgur, and posted it on these forums.

When I picked it up off the ground, I noticed it.

It's crazy how accidents can happen.

It's like those rediculous infomercials where people need some special device because they can't open a bag of chips without it exploding everywhere.

[d3r14k]

It's like those rediculous infomercials where people need some special device because they can't open a bag of chips without it exploding everywhere.

[DinoTriz]

https://imgur.com/v3eikwV.gif

[DinoTriz]

*trips and accidentally takes this photo of someone else's car in a Walmart parking lot*

I fixed this for you.

Fake news.

I bought this car with hard earned money I made with my real life business job.

*sips fresh Foldgers coffee made with crisp tap water*

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/QhKqj8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/QhKqj8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Already working your way up to the 100% hidden warning, ban. Keep it up please.

[LulzSect©]

sorry you didn't get laid

[24kanthony]

Didn't sirken just ban some people for spamming RnF with no-context threads?

[Baler]

sorry you didn't get laid

dude don't even know. Workin e'ry day. And since I quit drinking I've started to mingle.
:cool:

But you enjoy that 10/10 latte in your lap.

[Baler]

@BigJ dude, I told you kids are on this fucking site. Cut it with that bullshit.

[LulzSect©]

https://i.imgur.com/SUBfoRD.gif

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/ysmfd3u.gif

[DinoTriz]

https://imgur.com/ocLgqhA.jpg

What does the gay community call these? "Twinkers" or something?

[Mblake1981]

wtf holesum.

[LulzSect©]

i posted an amusing picture related to the subject line of this thread

sorry this triggers you gramps

[d3r14k]

wtf holesum.

BigJ loves being provocative... It is his form of flexing I think. Unfortunately for me it will get me fired one day.

[DinoTriz]

Unfortunately for me it will get me fired one day.

You just need to ask your IT staff to add "fresh, young, hairless, nubile boys" to the filter.

[d3r14k]

That would be great but it still won't cover the hairy, not fresh, gay old men that BigJ also posts.

IS THERE NOWHERE SAFE?

[Mblake1981]

That would be great but it still won't cover the hairy, not fresh, gay old men that BigJ also posts.

IS THERE NOWHERE SAFE?

No, because everywhere is 4Chan.

Guy at a previous job was fired, multiple reason, but one was writing <anonymous> on the restroom walls.

It's terrible.

[Mblake1981]

the internet has changed, everything.

sorry it makes you uncomfortable that the reagan monolith is gone and i can be myself openly now and wear dresses.

lol I'm melting.. meltiiingg

[DinoTriz]

she/her.

Do you pass?

I need pictures.

[skarlorn]

i am regarded as attractive fairly universally.

males who are attracted to me do not yet pass for heterosexual.

Sounds like a fair assessment

[Irulan]

BigJ will one day pass flawlessly if they expend even minimal effort.

I am not sure if this is good for America or not. I just want bigj to be happy though.

I think she's pretty.

[chadtwoke]

BigJ will one day pass flawlessly if they expend even minimal effort.

I am not sure if this is good for America or not. I just want bigj to be happy though.

I think she's pretty.

You, however, will not.

https://i.imgur.com/SlMgcii.png

[Mblake1981]

omg its fat and bald!