The hideous ham beast thread

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

This thread is simple, post the ugliest, fattest, most annoying attention whores possible, for my contribution I begin by playing a wild snorlax

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This is an affront to all your senses! The smell of tuna, the sight of an ogre, the sound of scratching a chalkboard, the taste of failure!!! Can you feel it!?

[purist]

http://img852.imageshack.us/img852/4082/whoa.jpg

[Humerox]

my contribution:

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[Uaellaen]

i dont know how many times i threw up in this thread ...

[Duma]

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[azeth]

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this man has bigger wings than tits, bravo.

[Zexa]

http://i53.tinypic.com/9rnjp0.jpg

[Shannacore]

Mm, I totally look crazy.

IF I COULD UNDO THAT PICTURE I THINK I WOULD

[hateshadow]

http://www.gougoule.com/v-35-what-is-love.html

not sure how to post a video but heres a link

[nemethor]

http://img852.imageshack.us/img852/4082/whoa.jpg

brilliant

[GreenRanger]

irl fatheads?

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/383/fatheads.jpg

careful abacab you might get the shit beaten out of you with a parking meter

[Pokeman]

http://i53.tinypic.com/9rnjp0.jpg

Welp I used to like mustard :(

[Ennoia]

http://img852.imageshack.us/img852/4082/whoa.jpg

If I was drinking something you'd owe me a new monitor. Well played.

[Goraxx]

If I was drinking something you'd owe me a new monitor.

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

I just googled hambeast...

and that video your mom made came up!

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Your dad's in it at 1:45!

[aggresor223]

Mm, I totally look crazy.

IF I COULD UNDO THAT PICTURE I THINK I WOULD

/agree

[Hoggen]

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and if that doesn't work, as I don't care to find out,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwh_yOzJ6AY

[Jenithia]

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and if that doesn't work, as I don't care to find out,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwh_yOzJ6AY

Is that Paula Deen?

[Hasbinbad]

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[Hasbinbad]

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[Hasbinbad]

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[Zexa]

I'm curious...

Do morbidly obese people have sex? Like...Can they? My thought process is that no one would be desperate enough to sleep with them unless they were of a similar body size, creating a buffer of fat so large between genitalia that intercourse could never be achieved.

[Loly Taa]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_fetishism

I once found a forum while browsing /b/ that was dedicated to people who had immobilization fetishes, as in, someone who was so fat they couldn't move- These people even shared tips on how to become "immobiles"

People will always surprise you.

[Tiggles]

Fat people are disgusting

[KilyenaMage]

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LMAO. This man speaks the truth, from experience.

[KilyenaMage]

LOL. "So in summation ... Clean your nasty-ass, bitch"

[Ledzepp02]

"Hey, I need to wipe my ass! I'm gonna do it!" hahaha

[dredge]

I think your all really superficial, immature, ignorant and ugly on the inside. Fuck You!

I'm sure your all super hot and popular, that's why your here right?

[Loly Taa]

I think your all really superficial, immature, ignorant and ugly on the inside. Fuck You!

I'm sure your all super hot and popular, that's why your here right?

Playing EQ and being a turd are not mutually inclusive. Though I'm sure being a pothead or an alcoholic really helps the playing part.

[KilyenaMage]

I think your all really superficial, immature, ignorant and ugly on the inside. Fuck You!

I'm sure your all super hot and popular, that's why your here right?

No, but we can take solace in the fact that there are uglier, fatter, more attention whorey people.

[Hoggen]

Is that Paula Deen?

It's divine. This is the worst: I don't suggest you watch if you are squeamish. It's a fat disgusting man dressed as a woman eating dog crap out of a dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJQsEf70Ti8&feature=related

Here's a better shot from the same horrible movie: Pink Flamingos

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[Hoggen]

BTW... if he's not bad enough for this movie, John Waters also was the creator of Hairspray, in which Divine also originally starred, along with Polyester.

[Pokeman]

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[Pokeman]

^^ Fuk ^^

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/1534/wutc.png (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

[Ennoia]

Fried food is fucking delicious.

[KilyenaMage]

Fried food is fucking delicious.

[Hasbinbad]

Fried food is fucking delicious.

[Gorgetrapper]

Fried food is fucking delicious.