Coming at you live from ToV

[Lammy]

https://i.imgur.com/HW52Wla.jpg

[Mead]

Looks like things are going well

[Rang]

everythings cool and normal here:

https://i.imgur.com/IRaqGfQ.png

[Bboboo]

i worked once, was terrible

[MagpieRockyl]

WARNING:

if you

1) skipped a day of work to attend NTOV raid

2) do not have a job and attended NTOV raid

it's time to SEEK HELP

Otherwise, you'll wake up morbidly obese at age 40 living off your parents and/or the State.

oh wait ;)

[Lammy]

Still room to squeeze you in if anyone wants to come, should be here about 12 more hours or so

https://i.imgur.com/3ULNAms.jpg

[ZiggyTheMuss]

well this idea sounded really fun to me. why you guys catering to Europeans and the unemployed though? =/

[kjs86z]

is there a stream up?

[MagpieRockyl]

The average value of an hour of your life is about $50. This is factoring in higher pay later on in your life (also known as deferred wages), which is achievable only if you are a diligent worker who grows skills earlier on in life (20s->30s).

How many people are in that screenshot? 100? 200?

Let's say 150. And let's say the NTOV crawl goes on for 5 hours.

150 people x 5 hours = 750 man hours spent in NTOV crawl during US working hours

750 man hours at a rate of $50 per hour = $37,500

No joke guys. The NTOV crawl has cost the raid force almost $40,000 collectively. Perhaps more if you factor in the impact of being a degenerate raider during normal business hours*

If the value estimate of $50/h lifetime average seems high, it means that you have probably wasted so much time that you're average $/h is below the median of an American.

Next time you spend your hour staring at a screen, ask yourself: "was that really worth $50?"

The cost of that hour is even higher if it is during normal business hours.

Praying for yawl

(this post cost me about $5 to make.)

*Stipulations, of course, must be made for Euros and other foreign time zones. However this is a small minority of the server.

[mr_jon3s]

Still room to squeeze you in if anyone wants to come, should be here about 12 more hours or so

https://i.imgur.com/3ULNAms.jpg

I wish a GM would just spawn the sleeper right in the middle.

[MagpieRockyl]

getting a report that the current pop of this raid is 240, which makes my former estimate dramatically low.

Really concerned about this population of adult individuals.

[Lammy]

just dropped to 100 in a matter of seconds. But on the plus side!

https://i.imgur.com/S2avdYm.jpg

[Wonkie]

Still room to squeeze you in if anyone wants to come, should be here about 12 more hours or so

https://i.imgur.com/3ULNAms.jpg

does not look fun

[Aadill]

just dropped to 100 in a matter of seconds. But on the plus side!

https://i.imgur.com/S2avdYm.jpg

Grats nerd

[Aadill]

why you guys catering to Europeans and the unemployed though? =/

That's... that's what raiding guilds are....

[kotton05]

eashen wiped them out twice so far.

[Irulan]

My feet are still cozy under two blankets and not touching that cold velious black marble.

[Irulan]

Also my life is worth exactly $0/hr.

[Jarnauga]

rampage killed vulak with 35 people

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Wonkie]

Also my life is worth exactly $0/hr.

I think you can get $80 easily. Depends what's on the menu.

[Jarnauga]

So what? I made you leave Rustle with 1 application.

you're not my dad

[Raavak]

well this idea sounded really fun to me. why you guys catering to Europeans and the unemployed though? =/This event will go way into the USA night I imagine.

[Ella`Ella]

is there a stream up?

https://i.imgur.com/3ULNAms.jpg

This is the stream - it's a live feed.

[Ella`Ella]

So what? I made you leave Rustle with 1 application.

Please provide all relevant (and irrelevant) details

[Ella`Ella]

Why do people do this shit and let guild forums lapse? It costs like $50/year to keep a forum going for elf-pal camaraderie.

You nerds literally only have to RMT one AoN to pay for the forum for like 25 years.

[Ella`Ella]

http://rustlejimmies.com/?reqp=1&reqr=

[MagpieRockyl]

Why do people do this shit and let guild forums lapse? It costs like $50/year to keep a forum going for elf-pal camaraderie.

You nerds literally only have to RMT one AoN to pay for the forum for like 25 years.

lol

[Ella`Ella]

We didn't use it much tbh. The guild survives in Discord and is incubating to chest burst AM some day.

Best thread on the site was "The Daily Rustle"

I was just checking the forum to try and dig up the Jarn app or meltdown or whatever related to your story above. Was going to post here to memorialize

[MagpieRockyl]

i seem to recall an early daily rustle post where unbrella had trained ragefire thru all of sol b and killed it like, in fucking royals or something

gewd thredde

[Kust]

https://www.twitch.tv/ezdeezy

[Oleris]

You guys sure you still want to crawl tov? Even on the new progression servers it's slow and boring with stuff dying 3x faster and never dying.

[kotton05]

still going strong. everyone actually in nTOV now no escaping now.

[Ella`Ella]

https://i.imgur.com/3ULNAms.jpg

Stream is still live!

[Bummey]

https://i.imgur.com/3ULNAms.jpg

This is the stream - it's a live feed.


not enough random mobs in camp murdering people indiscriminately

[MagpieRockyl]

was fun started falling asleep so I dipped out. Left a few corpses in vyemm pit, good luck with the rest of them merbs!

read: spending a day engaged in this activity is unbearable. I abused pharmaceutical opiates in order to cope with the bleak reality. after snorting the fourth pill, I cuold no longer keep my eyes open.

[PL_Barton]

This is the most giant cluster fuck since the beginning of time. No other cluster fucks have come close to this.

[Irulan]

I think you can get $80 easily. Depends what's on the menu.

A little bit of everything :o :p

U'know I'm too easy to take advantage of.

Thx though, you got me smiling! ;)

[Heebs13]

If the value estimate of $50/h lifetime average seems high, it means that you have probably wasted so much time that you're average $/h is below the median of an American.

$50 per hour x 40 hours per week x 52 weeks per year = $104,000

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), the median wage for workers in the United States in the fourth quarter of 2017 was $857 per week or $44,564 per year for a 40-hour workweek.

You're a little off in your assumption that $50 per hour is the median of an American.

[feniin]

You'd need a doctorate and 20 years tenure in my field to be making $100k/year.

[hijra]

You'd need a doctorate and 20 years tenure in my field to be making $100k/year.

sorry you planned poorly

[Argh]

Pretty sure he's talking about how much you value your time--not your billable rate.

[MagpieRockyl]

Pretty sure he's talking about how much you value your time--not your billable rate.

Yeah I'm including the higher pay you get in forties and fifties and maybe sixties to draw that high average.this is called deferred wages.

[Irulan]

Apparently if you're classically trained n can afford your own lawyers u can bill at $500/hr. Something to ponder.

[Irulan]

I started at $15 hr as a child. It's really only gone down from there.

[mattydef]

Yea I missed out on over $350 attending the ntov raid today. Worth.

[matticas]

wow this thread isn't nearly as interesting as I'd hoped it would be. People talking about hourly values and deferred wages?

[Irulan]

Would it be rmt if guilds charged tickets for event slots?

I mean they wouldn't be trading for pixels. They'd be paying a 3rd party fee for tracking their attendance really.

[branamil]

I didn't win anything except your friendship, and doesn't make me the real winner?

[matticas]

rampage killed vulak with 35 people

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

guess that's something. I'd argue the 200+ fight AM led is more impressive. SO much harder to manage that many people, most of them green and not paying much attention.

[Jimjam]

It is unprecedented levels of sharing.

[PL_Barton]

guess that's something. I'd argue the 200+ fight AM led is more impressive. SO much harder to manage that many people, most of them green and not paying much attention.

I don't think "led" is the right term I would use for that ToV.....death spree.

[Jarnauga]

It was early on in the daily rustle. He hates Catt and myself because we left the BDA cult half a decade ago and made some whiny post about not wanting to play with us before he quit, to which Slydexx replies with something like "Now that's how you fucking rustle someone! 5 years later and he's still pissed."

Felt nice.

That is a flat out lie, You're overestimating your importance.. If Cuc has relevant thread, he has my permission to post it. I left Rustle because i killed everything in the game and was bored as fuck, just went to some other endeavors.

Must feel nice to think that tho, agreed.