Are you fat?

[MagpieRockyl]

if yes, what the heck are you diong with your life?

FATTIES NEED NOT REPLY!

[branamil]

i am fatter than i wanna be rn but the weight distributes blessedly. its like whatever i do i can no longer lose. im one of gods children now

I’ve tried everything except eating less calories than I burn and nothing has worked!

[MagpieRockyl]

I’ve tried everything except eating less calories than I burn and nothing has worked!

lol

[Daloon]

According to the department of health, a 6'0" grown ass man that weighs 140lb is considered a healthy weight.

Most of us are fat by 1930 standards.

[Lammy]

Here are some good sugar alternatives you can try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Vo8g881CY&t=4s

[MagpieRockyl]

According to the department of health, a 6'0" grown ass man that weighs 140lb is considered a healthy weight.

Most of us are fat by 1930 standards.

This is true, however a person who is actually in control of their weight knows it is otherwise. The DoH BMI calculators don't factor in muscle mass. I'm not really sure what your point is other than the BMI calculator is terrible.

However, because you posted in this thread, congratulations on not being fat :)

This year I put on 20 pounds during bulking season and have lost all of the excess fat.

It's Truly Wonderful Being in Control of my Diet and Exercise Habits!

[MagpieRockyl]

Here are some good sugar alternatives you can try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Vo8g881CY&t=4s

Well said my fellow non-fat.

I use coconut crystals when I desire a granulated sweetener. High in minerals and low glycemic index. Of course, I also have high quality honey for other purposes.

Literally no sugar in my house

[feanan]

Pretty much everything in my house has sugar.

still not fat.

[robbybenson24]

Michael: Could we share a rowboat? Could a rowboat support you?
Me: What are you asking?
Michael: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average size rowboat support you without capsizing?
Me: *silent pause*

[Bboboo]

i thought rnf was a safe space

please stop body shaming

[MagpieRockyl]

*posts on p99 forums on his $1600 computeR*

[Mead]

I always think I’m fat

[Patriam1066]

4 generations without fat. I'm a proud son and grandfather. Nuke Walmart

[bigjeff100]

Boom. Non-Fatty here! Success story time- Skateboarding and sports kept me active all my life. High School ended, and I fell off.. 1 Meal a day, consisting of a proper wendy's run. Multiple burgers, ranch dressings and fries. Then i fell off the skateboarding game, why? Cause that sticky icky... Went through that phase in my 20's.. Then in the late 20's. My hair game was slippin. That shit was thinning.. I decided at that point, you can't be fat AND bald. 1 or the other is ok, but not both. So it began. Right then and there. Ran every day at an empty hospital lot. Did pull ups on a tree branch every lap. And that's a rap! Now i'm in the gym 6 days a week, making proper gains, and smashin those healthy calories. I look good, and feel good. I was 165 and 5'8 at my unhealthiest. I'm now 145 and 5'8 at my healthiest. Lean, and mean. Psyche i'm lean, and very nice :)

[bigjeff100]

@Patriam1066- "God Bless Texas"

True that. Just got back from a vacation in your hood. What a beautiful place man. I was born in Washington where it couldn't be any more different. First stop was San Antonio. Such a typical Texas feeling. Then I spent the rest of my time in Austin. Honestly can't believe Austin is even in texas haha. Austin definitely has a Seattle vibe that i'm familiar with. Hook'em Horns!!!

[Mblake81]

This is true, however a person who is actually in control of their weight knows it is otherwise. The DoH BMI calculators don't factor in muscle mass. I'm not really sure what your point is other than the BMI calculator is terrible.

However, because you posted in this thread, congratulations on not being fat :)

This year I put on 20 pounds during bulking season and have lost all of the excess fat.

It's Truly Wonderful Being in Control of my Diet and Exercise Habits!

https://i.imgur.com/QzATsi1.jpg

[Mead]

https://i.imgur.com/QzATsi1.jpg

that guy on the right looks like a giant steve-o

[MagpieRockyl]

Boom. Non-Fatty here! Success story time- Skateboarding and sports kept me active all my life. High School ended, and I fell off.. 1 Meal a day, consisting of a proper wendy's run. Multiple burgers, ranch dressings and fries. Then i fell off the skateboarding game, why? Cause that sticky icky... Went through that phase in my 20's.. Then in the late 20's. My hair game was slippin. That shit was thinning.. I decided at that point, you can't be fat AND bald. 1 or the other is ok, but not both. So it began. Right then and there. Ran every day at an empty hospital lot. Did pull ups on a tree branch every lap. And that's a rap! Now i'm in the gym 6 days a week, making proper gains, and smashin those healthy calories. I look good, and feel good. I was 165 and 5'8 at my unhealthiest. I'm now 145 and 5'8 at my healthiest. Lean, and mean. Psyche i'm lean, and very nice :)

God bless u

[Mead]

does that scratch mark mean they are sponsored by Monster Energy

those guys definitely unleashed the beast

[MagpieRockyl]

Anyone who doesn't post is fat

We will know who to harvest first

[Rekrul]

I've always had a strong feeling that balor is very obese. Thread confirms my suspicion.

[Vheran]

Just ran 2 miles of devil dicked hills in 16 minutes in central Texas humidy and feel like I'm ready to roll a fat halfling despite my slender muscular physique filbus where do I sign up to dick goblins for the rest of my life

[katrik]

I put on 10 lbs last month the second my supply ran out. That’s taken care of now. I thought I looked pretty good 10 lbs ago so I’m gonna go ahead and lose another 20. Walked 6 mi today and only had 2.50 of a 5 dollar foot long to eat so basically I’m gonna be fat forever.

If you’re on the hormones, most of the new fat you gain will go to your tits and ass... which is a good thing!

[Vheran]

Also calves are stupid, I run these hills all the time and I still have the calves of teppler waiting at the door. Definitely would not eat those first i we're you, if we were in the Andes in a plane crash

[Vheran]

2 miles, 16 minutes is not a workout

God Bless

Steep hill sprints friendo, my flat two mile is much faster.

[Vheran]

Steep hill sprints friendo, my flat two mile is much faster.

Also I should add that the whole run was 30 minutes, with a warm up run before hand. I run intervals

[MagpieRockyl]

Just ran 2 miles of devil dicked hills in 16 minutes in central Texas humidy and feel like I'm ready to roll a fat halfling despite my slender muscular physique filbus where do I sign up to dick goblins for the rest of my life

you'll need to sign up with the Rivervale Vanguard and join the Runnyeye Crusade Brigade

[MagpieRockyl]

I am very pleased by all my fellow active, non-fat posters in here. And deeply ashamed of the thousand + community members who have been proven to be fat.

[Canelek]

Man, I was doing fantastic last year while I was working downtown. A quick 5K run around the waterfront for lunch? Money.

That said, I am over 40 now, so my knees, feet and back didn't much care for that nonsense running. This year has been pretty meh so far, aside from eating healthy (I cook, so no issues there). I am overweight in the sense that I feel and look not ideal (to me). It is so fucking hard at this age, but like anything, you are the only one with the power to promote change.

So, what I did was this: Since my body can't handle the jarring punishment of running anymore, I did a DIY "Peloton" spin bike. With the bluetooth sensors, bike, iPad, SPD pedals and a new pair of shoes, it ran just over $600, compared to the $2500+ of the fancy Peloton, and only ~$12/mo for the app, which has all the live and archived classes you can ask for.

Fun stuff, and way easier on my aging badass self. :) Google DIY Peloton for all the information you need--most folks buy the same components. Well worth it, and spin classes are actually quite fun, even if the music isn't always good.

[Canelek]

Oh, and I am 5'8 and 185, for reference. That isn't a happy lean muscle 185. Not terrible, but I am certainly not super stoked since I've always been not fat.

I really felt it this ski season, so made a commitment to be not only ready for next ski season, but ready to shred from the getgo.

Goals, baby.

[MagpieRockyl]

Oh, and I am 5'8 and 185, for reference. That isn't a happy lean muscle 185. Not terrible, but I am certainly not super stoked since I've always been not fat.

I really felt it this ski season, so made a commitment to be not only ready for next ski season, but ready to shred from the getgo.

Goals, baby.

the Lord smiles upon you. I felt fat as fuck this year when i hit like 198 at 6'3'' (i too have never been fat).

i was in a yoga class and doing a side bend and actually could FEEL the excess fat on my lateral abdomen region and it freaked me out.

[Wfrench1234]

I’m 6ft 2in and around 200-205lbs. I’m not fat but I’ve got a semi dad bod, but I have two kids so it’s justified

[Wonkie]

exercising is probably the most inefficient way to virtue signal

[Wonkie]

being a walking virtue signal passively trumps most forms of active

https://i.imgur.com/xeGvg59.gif

[Vormotus]

I look like this guy:

https://i.imgur.com/sa3NJtv.jpg

You be the judge if I am fat ;)

[MagpieRockyl]

I’m 6ft 2in and around 200-205lbs. I’m not fat but I’ve got a semi dad bod, but I have two kids so it’s justified

Acceptable not fat level... But watch out!

[Vheran]

stating for the record that I feel gyms are gay

I loved when I worked for the sheriff's department with a bunch of fatties (honestly more mind wise than their actual bodies). They had a legit little gym under the jail that I ALWAYS had to myself. Never had to wait for a rack, never had to listen to someone else's music, never had to rerack someone else's shit, and I could audibly celebrate after that last rep that took my soul to accomplish.

Will be going to a very nice gym here soon (last minute job traveling lately has prevented me from making it in).

[MagpieRockyl]

gyms are fine for some people but everyone knows the real glory is in applying kinesthetic energy in a more fluid activity

[MagpieRockyl]

correct.

I'm now opening the thread up to fat people who are working actively on becoming healthy!

congrats!!

[Irulan]

I'm laying under two comforters in bed in 90F weather with the AC on.

[Irulan]

And my feet are touching.

[MagpieRockyl]

concern is felt for above poster

[bigjeff100]

Did you know Magpie's are one of just a few non-mammal species who can recognize themselves in a mirror?

[Irulan]

That creepy guy in your avatar is really gay.

[bigjeff100]

My apologies. I hope the LGBTQ community still has your support going forward! God bless you and your little clammy feet!

[MagpieRockyl]

magpies are fucked up birds, that's for damn sure

[Jimjam]

Magpies are the only animal Sir David Attenborough dislikes.

[Teppler]

I’m in better shape than all of you. I practice martial arts, yoga and lift.

[Teppler]

the Lord smiles upon you. I felt fat as fuck this year when i hit like 198 at 6'3'' (i too have never been fat).

i was in a yoga class and doing a side bend and actually could FEEL the excess fat on my lateral abdomen region and it freaked me out.

Maybe I’ll give you some tips on your practice if you ask nicely. I’ve taught a few classes.

[Stroboo]

Don’t eat gluten and you won’t be fat

True story

[DinoTriz]

I'll tell you what a typical day looks like for me:

5:00am - I spring out of bed. 1200 thread count sheets. No bed head (superior hair genes). I make my bed because Jordan Peterson taught me right.

5:05am - 400 lb deadlifts for breakfast. 25 sets. Fast. Lactic acid instead of coffee.

5:10am - Run 7 miles through the richest neighborhood you've seen.

5:30am - Walk dog. Pure breed German Shepard. Even his poop is perfect.

5:40am - Kiss my hot model girlfriend as she leaves for work at her lawyer job.

5:45am - Cold Shower, shocks the system releasing amino acids and good junk for the body.

5:46am - Log into EQ.

Midnight - Log off EQ.

12:15am - Call a few business clients and make some sales $$$

2:00am - Eat a granola bar, only food I eat for the day because I'm healthy and on the go.

3:00am - Go to sleep because getting a full 8 hours of sleep is the healthy basis for a good life.

5:00am - Wake up and repeat, only doing things better. Maybe buy a Lambo with Bitcoin.

[kich1414]

Fatty here. I ate an apple like 2 weeks ago and my stomach still isn't right. My mom finally bought that can of compressed air so the cheez doodle dust that was stuck under my 'KL:" keys is gone and I feel like a new man. Unfortunately the mountain dew I spilled all over my mouse and mouse pad has still left me unable to right click. I'll keep you guys posted about the whole MD situation.

PS. I think this russian chick I been talking to in yahoo chat likes me, after sending her $500 to fix her car she sent me a picture of her face. I think she's a model cause it had a shutterstock logo printed on it. #i'mdatingamodell

[MagpieRockyl]

I'll tell you what a typical day looks like for me:

5:00am - I spring out of bed. 1200 thread count sheets. No bed head (superior hair genes). I make my bed because Jordan Peterson taught me right.

5:05am - 400 lb deadlifts for breakfast. 25 sets. Fast. Lactic acid instead of coffee.

5:10am - Run 7 miles through the richest neighborhood you've seen.

5:30am - Walk dog. Pure breed German Shepard. Even his poop is perfect.

5:40am - Kiss my hot model girlfriend as she leaves for work at her lawyer job.

5:45am - Cold Shower, shocks the system releasing amino acids and good junk for the body.

5:46am - Log into EQ.

Midnight - Log off EQ.

12:15am - Call a few business clients and make some sales $$$

2:00am - Eat a granola bar, only food I eat for the day because I'm healthy and on the go.

3:00am - Go to sleep because getting a full 8 hours of sleep is the healthy basis for a good life.

5:00am - Wake up and repeat, only doing things better. Maybe buy a Lambo with Bitcoin.
LOL

[Irulan]

I'm going to keep losing weight through role-playing a favored trans whore informant in aushwitz.

[Wonkie]

I'm going to keep losing weight through role-playing a favored trans whore informant in aushwitz.

anne frank diary had a joke about that. something like Dutch girls being mattresses for the german soldiers.

[tsuchang]

I'll tell you what a typical day looks like for me:

5:00am - I spring out of bed. 1200 thread count sheets. No bed head (superior hair genes). I make my bed because Jordan Peterson taught me right.

5:05am - 400 lb deadlifts for breakfast. 25 sets. Fast. Lactic acid instead of coffee.

5:10am - Run 7 miles through the richest neighborhood you've seen.

5:30am - Walk dog. Pure breed German Shepard. Even his poop is perfect.

5:40am - Kiss my hot model girlfriend as she leaves for work at her lawyer job.

5:45am - Cold Shower, shocks the system releasing amino acids and good junk for the body.

5:46am - Log into EQ.

Midnight - Log off EQ.

12:15am - Call a few business clients and make some sales $$$

2:00am - Eat a granola bar, only food I eat for the day because I'm healthy and on the go.

3:00am - Go to sleep because getting a full 8 hours of sleep is the healthy basis for a good life.

5:00am - Wake up and repeat, only doing things better. Maybe buy a Lambo with Bitcoin.

Another great post. I'm still chuckling, (not chortling).

[Rygar]

I'm lean with love-handles, am I allowed to post in this thread or will I be harvested?

Nice to have you back skarlorn, MagpieRockyl is a clever cover

[MagpieRockyl]

I'm lean with love-handles, am I allowed to post in this thread or will I be harvested?

Nice to have you back skarlorn, MagpieRockyl is a clever cover

love handles are permissible as long as you admit you are doing SOMETHING about it, or the DEEP shame of existing with them, or else i will claw your eyes out

[Rygar]

love handles are permissible as long as you admit you are doing SOMETHING about it, or the DEEP shame of existing with them, or else i will claw your eyes out

I'm pretty indifferent to them to be honest. Can't exercise and forumquest, know what I mean?

[Vheran]

Crunches and push ups between "try red" posts

[Canelek]

Well done, Dino.

[kjs86z]

I'll tell you what a typical day looks like for me:

5:00am - I spring out of bed. 1200 thread count sheets. No bed head (superior hair genes). I make my bed because Jordan Peterson taught me right.

5:05am - 400 lb deadlifts for breakfast. 25 sets. Fast. Lactic acid instead of coffee.

5:10am - Run 7 miles through the richest neighborhood you've seen.

5:30am - Walk dog. Pure breed German Shepard. Even his poop is perfect.

5:40am - Kiss my hot model girlfriend as she leaves for work at her lawyer job.

5:45am - Cold Shower, shocks the system releasing amino acids and good junk for the body.

5:46am - Log into EQ.

Midnight - Log off EQ.

12:15am - Call a few business clients and make some sales $$$

2:00am - Eat a granola bar, only food I eat for the day because I'm healthy and on the go.

3:00am - Go to sleep because getting a full 8 hours of sleep is the healthy basis for a good life.

5:00am - Wake up and repeat, only doing things better. Maybe buy a Lambo with Bitcoin.

bahahahaha

[Invalid_Bard]

Keto diet, light exercise, less everquest.

[David Johnson]

Zero fat does not necessarily = healthy. If you are overweight with low fat you are still at a higher than normal risk in those same health categories.

[tsuchang]

Fat? I erased what I was going to say because I don't really have anything to add.
Howabout you more witty folks insert a sarcastic comment for me?

[Tenderizer]

Fat? I erased what I was going to say because I don't really have anything to add.
Howabout you more witty folks insert a sarcastic comment for me?

I'm honestly so fat that I haven't seen my dick in years.

[tsuchang]

I'm honestly so fat that I haven't seen my dick in years.

I specified the more witty ones. Not apparently you.

[Wonkie]

the great thing about being fat is that entitled millenials will rent you for their cuddle parties

[Tenderizer]

I specified the more witty ones. Not apparently you.

whats witty about admitting im a fat bastard? just stating a fact.