*sips rare New England IPA with million dollar skyline view, clicks post*

[Ella`Ella]

https://i.imgur.com/CoSn0trh.jpg

10/10 interns in my lap (10x 1/10 interns)

[AftermathNazi]

Nein!

[Nagoya]

You understand we can get this kind of skyline view and beers in cans in most shopping malls right?

[Wonkie]

beijing?

[Ella`Ella]

You understand we can get this kind of skyline view and beers in cans in most shopping malls right?

I wouldn't know - I don't shop in malls.

[Patriam1066]

Almost there! ps those shoes are only a good choice if you're a little more squat than is ideal

I have to agree. Very bad shoes bud. Get either a Persian or gay friend and stop shopping at TJ Maxx

Hope this helps!

[Itap]

1. Loose pant legs and walmart socks
2. Poor choice of hippy IPA
3. Obvious online order of shoes (size is too big)
4. Low quality image (5s at best)

Yea but you're doing great

[Womp824]

Why are you wearing $40 JCPenny shoes tho?

[Ella`Ella]

triangulating shoe choice and excess fabric at leg opening, and presuming ideal taste (big leap) I am arriving at a BMI of 27.3, or a hw guesstimate of 5'9" and 185lbs. I may be sorely mistaken if taste is a problem after all.

Interesting,

Shoes - Ferragamo Carmelo, Wholecut Oxford, Havana Brown (Last Season) - 11D
Pants - Canali, Made-to Measure, 32" waist, drop 10 from jacket, tapered through legs.
Socks - TJ Maxx
Watch - Rolex Daytona Ceramic Bezel, 116500 (Not pictured)

[Wonkie]

got any memes? lulz gives us memes

[Ella`Ella]

got any memes? lulz gives us memes

No. You're not getting any god damn memes. Lulz is gone. He's out. There's a new yuppie in town and there will be no fucking memes.

[Wonkie]

Listen to you dipshits thinking Haze from Treehouse is not a good beer.

whats good about mixing beer with apple juice?

[Wonkie]

uh apple cider is good dummy

that for girls & british

[Patriam1066]

Listen to you dipshits thinking Haze from Treehouse is not a good beer.

I didn't criticize the beer. Where can I get it in Texas, never heard of it

[Nibblewitz]

Look at the London particular.

Dirty ass city.

[Xanthias]

IPA's suck

[AzzarTheGod]

https://i.imgur.com/CoSn0trh.jpg

10/10 interns in my lap (10x 1/10 interns)

Go Leafs Go

[AzzarTheGod]

I admit it. I was initially impressed. Until I saw the long row of fluorescent lights in the reflection. You dress pretty nice in your call center/cubicle jungle.

https://i.imgur.com/G0VP3Fy.jpg


jesus fucking christ good eye


this is worse than Jeremy Irons "Show us a 30th floor million dollar man view" picture with no East West orientation and no direct sunlight.

[Womp824]

IPA's suck

You uncultured fucking hoodrat. Also hazy IPA's and double IPA's are the shit.

[Kaight]

WORKIN HARD OR HARDLY WORKIN?

IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE AMIRITE

[Ella`Ella]

Jesus Christ, I knew this was rants and flames and anything goes and all, but do you shitheads really think I sit in a fucking cublicle?

How fucking cruel are you people?

[Kaight]

what's a cublicle

[Wonkie]

You uncultured fucking hoodrat. Also hazy IPA's and double IPA's are the shit.

imperials are only good if you want a bellyache, masshole.

[AzzarTheGod]

Go Leafs Go

[Womp824]

imperials are only good if you want a bellyache, masshole.

Who the fuck is talking about Imperials? Do you not know what IPA stands for?

[Patriam1066]

A double IPA is an imperial IPA

hope this helps!

[Wonkie]

Who the fuck is talking about Imperials? Do you not know what IPA stands for?

double means imperial

so uncultured!

[Womp824]

Oh if you want to speak nerd, sure. But an Imperial and an Imperial IPA are vastly different.

[Wonkie]

context clues frien :o

[solleks]

IPA's are so
https://i.imgur.com/UXrQ3Ax.gif

[maskedmelon]

gonna vote for Apple cider. can't drink beer :c

[Womp824]

IPA's are so
https://i.imgur.com/UXrQ3Ax.gif

You probably drink artisinal dandelion tea out of an old bowling shoe

[Argh]

Looks like grape drink.

[Nagoya]

I wouldn't know - I don't shop in malls.

me neither, but i still know. your vision of knowledge is limitative.

[Nagoya]

I can't wait!

Nagoya do I know you? Lewis??

Nope.

[Irulan]

One shoe looks round and the other pointy.

[Whirled]

Samuel Smith makes a bunch of fruity type beers too

[radda]

That’s a horrible view

[kjs86z]

lol'd hard @ rare IPA

[mcoy]

Looks like grape drink.

https://youtu.be/mi0uz8JD9Aw?t=9

-Mcoy

[Shinko]

My million dollar view in bc Canada is like homeless shelter, need to be up in 6 mill to enjoy a good view

[Tenderizer]

Wow, do you have lung cancer from all that smog? Should jump out that window for pulling a lulz.

[Mead]

I wore a shirt with some holes in it today because I'm not insecure and don't give a fuck what people think

sup

[Gozuk]

I'm getting so damn tired of all the Hazy IPAs

[Gimp]

Looks like a shit beer

1/10 would not drink

[Ella`Ella]

I wore a shirt with some holes in it today because I'm not insecure and don't give a fuck what people think

sup

If you don't care what people think then why don't you kick the weights and just do cardio? You do manual labor or something?

[maskedmelon]

If you don't care what people think then why don't you kick the weights and just do cardio? You do manual labor or something?

*watches in horror as bullets zip past mead's head*








SHOTS FIRED!!

[Mead]

If you don't care what people think then why don't you kick the weights and just do cardio? You do manual labor or something?

Because I enjoy being healthy and fit, and not being a fat sack of shit

You should try it pal

[Mead]

*watches in horror as bullets zip past mead's head*








SHOTS FIRED!!

shots easily dodged

exposed more insecurity

[d3r14k]

*gets shot instead of Mead because he hasn't been to the gym in over a month*

*bleeds out quickly because blood is thin from Jack Daniels*

[Ella`Ella]

Because I enjoy being healthy and fit, and not being a fat sack of shit

You should try it pal

You can be just as healthy eating right and doing some jump rope, you don't need to be swinging dumbbells around like a meatball, but you do. You do it for the same reason I do, you absolutely care what people think.

You crave the attention; you love it.

You justify your addiction to P99 by comparing your own physique to people like Chest. In between long, marathon sessions of wall-staring in anticipation of pixels, you'll look down at your arms or flex a calf muscle in immense satisfaction and shift your pixel immersion to self-immersion.

Your only difference from me is shitty beer and a lower tax bracket.

[Mead]

You can be just as healthy eating right and doing some jump rope, you don't need to be swinging dumbbells around like a meatball, but you do. You do it for the same reason I do, you absolutely care what people think.

You crave the attention; you love it.

You justify your addiction to P99 by comparing your own physique to people like Chest. In between long, marathon sessions of wall-staring in anticipation of pixels, you'll look down at your arms or flex a calf muscle in immense satisfaction and shift your pixel immersion to self-immersion.

Your only difference from me is shitty beer and a lower tax bracket.


You have no idea how inferior you really are, or maybe you do, that's why you're trying to hard

And I don't drink alcohol bub

[Mead]

*gets shot instead of Mead because he hasn't been to the gym in over a month*

*bleeds out quickly because blood is thin from Jack Daniels*

I haven't been to the gym in roughly 3 months brother

Feels bad

I'll be fully rehabbed in a couple of weeks. Then it's back at it. You guys will be around in half a year. I'll post more pics for Umbrella

[Swish2]

And I don't drink alcohol bub

One of your many flaws, it seems.

[AzzarTheGod]

*gets shot instead of Mead because he hasn't been to the gym in over a month*

*bleeds out quickly because blood is thin from Jack Daniels*

I started that emote shit ur a beat biter dope style taker,

I'll tell it to ya face u ain't shit but a faker

[AzzarTheGod]

This left me reflecting on my duties as a wife and dreaming I might one day bask in such and draw a holy sort of glory from knowing I uplifted my husband to so much success.

Is it possible for a woman to do such a thing?

[Mead]

One of your many flaws, it seems.

https://i.imgur.com/cgDAc33.gif

[AzzarTheGod]

https://i.imgur.com/cgDAc33.gif

u aint no lulz either u a beat biter a dope style taker too

[AzzarTheGod]

who knows lol i wrote that groggy wakin up from the noon nap (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHrnMgE4L4)

hell yea stream of consciousness,


spontaneous prose to stop the pain,


we some keroauc posters,

gotta be on ur P's and Q's to even read it mane,

what u want what u need,

hit me up read my posts i gotcha mane,


scarecrow scarecow whats that ur readin? o its an ATJ post

[Wonkie]

One of your many flaws, it seems.

https://i.imgur.com/Id0cuN2.gif

[Mead]

u aint no lulz either u a beat biter a dope style taker too

less drugs and 80s hip hop

[AzzarTheGod]

less drugs and 80s hip hop

pac is 95 bitch the fuck u mean

[AzzarTheGod]

this sega been so drugged out on them steroids he thinks pac dropped in 1980 damn

[Mead]

pac is 95 bitch the fuck u mean

less drugs and 90s hip hop

[AzzarTheGod]

im who they tryna be

[Mead]

im who they tryna be

yup

[AzzarTheGod]

dont ever disrespect my bega pac like that again

u talkin icons

[azeth]

Haze...rare..:rolleyes:

[d3r14k]

I guess something they release ~once a month, sells out in a couple of days, and you have to go to their brewery in western mass to get is not rare enough for the fact checkers of this thread.

Title should have said rare-ish. Fail.

That seems to qualify as rare to me. If I can't go to the brewery that creates it and buy it every day I think it should at least be considered "uncommon", by beer loot standards.

We had this beer in Kansas City by Boulevard called Manhattan Cask Still Ale. I have never had it because these fuckers sat outside and bought up the stock right when it released, then went and sold it on EBay for 40x the price.

[d3r14k]

Perissh only drinks the rarest of beers.

- Hops grown in the forbidden mountain valley of the Shree Ganesh Temple
- Water filtered from the tears of Amur Leopards - The worlds most endangered cat
- Yeast blessed by the Pope
- Barley strains now extinct, previously harvested and meticulously preserved from Tenochtitlan

All coalesced into a single 12 ounce bottle for him to exclusively consume.

[azeth]

I just traded my last Very Hazy away. Now THAT is a rare beer. I missed King Julius though :\

[d3r14k]

Do you guys do anything like that? crack jokes nobody but you will get?

I'm definitely guilty of using Frisky Dingo quotes in everyday life WAY too often. It was a fantastic show, but most people have never heard of it, even ones who enjoy Archer.

I'll say some shit like "sad boosh" when something goes wrong or pronounce "convoluted" the same way that Xander Crews does, which makes it sound like I don't know what the word means.

how cringey is it from 1 to 10?

Probably pretty close to a 10, but why should we stop if we enjoy it?

[Ella`Ella]

I just traded my last Very Hazy away. Now THAT is a rare beer. I missed King Julius though :\

I saw they did a silent release on KJ and VH. Sadly, I missed both. Don’t think I’ll be able to get any Julius this run either.

[d3r14k]

I don't actually use heady kiola in real life. I was just baiting these cringers out of their hidey holes.

haha!

Gotem (me). Unless you're backpedaling, in which case this is a deplorable tactic.

[Mblake1981]

*considers these posts*
i feel exposed, abandoned
*runs away crying*

Instincts are provoked
Chase tiddies with hungry eye
Club head and drag home

[Jimjam]

You're all drinking shitty human beers.

I only drink the finest dwarven brewed cask ales.

Not for elves, obviously.

[Mblake1981]

*makes mad stanford rap gets bealed by asian sweetcookie, clicks post*

https://i.imgur.com/R05GYrn.jpg

[Jimjam]

carrot was for filbs
jimjam caught in the crossfire
super sorry all






i do better ^^

I know your reply was for Filbus not me, though.

Too many filthy hobbitses in this land, right?

I'll take this moment as an opportunity to say sorry I wrote a 3 line reply without making it a haiku.

I appreciate that must have been frustrating for you.

[Mblake1981]

Ruined their own land
Neriak claims a trophy
Gubs skin on display

[Rekrul]

this thread turned to shit

Fat ugly hobbit
Hairy hidden penis. Sad!
Gnome cock is bigger

[getsome]

I am offended you posted pictures of your feet.

[Wonkie]

We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly to folks that post their feet on the p99 boards

whoa, like on south park??

epic XD lmao!!

[Xanthias]

We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly to folks that post their feet on the p99 boards

Did you wash them first though?

[Canelek]

As long as it isn't a ABInBev-owned product or diacetyl I guess it is OK. :)

The haze-craze will be around for a while longer. These trends can fade quickly, but most brewers are compelled to have 2-4 IPA SKUs due to popularity. And hey, IPAs are popular to the consumer for a reason! They aren't the most fun and interesting to brew for many brewers, but they are a necessity and are more often than not a brewery flagship.

[chadtwoke]

itt i learned op works as the janitor/maintenance guy at a Pet Smart(maybe Arby's) corporate office. He is holding a can of a beer he found while emptying the trash from the CEO's office.