Breaking News: top secret ALS Officer endgame strategy uncovered

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/dqjFxpd.jpg







fuck your parrot

[skarlorn]

lmao

[beargryllz]

Big if true

[Wonkie]

mad about video games

[Sonderbeast]

mad about video games

Mad about unblemished virginity.

[Wonkie]

Mad about unblemished virginity.

wrong. ask your mother!

[Sonderbeast]

Fuck you dad.

[katrik]

Isn’t ALS a disease

[Whirled]

WTB conversation with Lou Gehrig's ghost to get to the bottom of this.

[maskedmelon]

https://i.imgur.com/dqjFxpd.jpg







fuck your parrot

that's actually a fun video clip.

[Rainik Stormseeker]

Sad that Draco chooses to spend his time on something so silly (and false), but it's flattering at the same time /hug Draconite :)

[Sonderbeast]

Sad that Draco chooses to spend his time on something so silly (and false), but it's flattering at the same time /hug Draconite :)

Keep playing the nice guy RAINDICK, I will still bring about the destruction of your CORRUPT organization and expose ALL YOUR LIES.

LOCK THEM UP #BLACKJACK 2018

[skarlorn]

the lords work is being done in this thread


*lights some hundred dollar incense and sips kosher wine*

[enesis]

https://i.imgur.com/iKB1NyM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/iKB1NyM.jpg

[enesis]

https://i.imgur.com/iKB1NyM.jpg

there we go

[Rainik Stormseeker]

Keep playing the nice guy RAINDICK, I will still bring about the destruction of your CORRUPT organization and expose ALL YOUR LIES.

LOCK THEM UP #BLACKJACK 2018

[skarlorn]

https://i.imgur.com/iKB1NyM.jpg

there we go

g1

[solleks]

https://imgur.com/762K7gJ

[solleks]

https://i.imgur.com/762K7gJ.png

[Sonderbeast]

I'll have you know that my tears are VERY POWERFUL. When I tear it is from a great injustice upon the land. The only remedy is with great FIRE AND FLAMES.

Be prepared little parrot man, Raindick, and vindi BP stealerino shamanito.

I'm coming for your pixels with pickles.

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/mRphUzd.jpg

[enesis]

https://i.imgur.com/6SGow1y.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6SGow1y.jpg

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/UfVhFdQ.jpg

[skarlorn]

this is good

please hit each other where it hurts

[Velthak]

Dithien is the real victim here. Draconite just likes the taste of his own urine.

[Sonderbeast]

Dithien is the real victim here. Draconite just likes the taste of his own urine.

Dithien has always been the victim, great work Holmes.

[Velthak]

I'm a Brother Shamas too, man. At least I don't fucking roll on Shabbos...

[Rainik Stormseeker]

lulz

[Sonderbeast]

lulz

WTS Holgresh Elder beeds oh sorry forgot.

[Rainik Stormseeker]

WTS Holgresh Elder beeds oh sorry forgot.

Sounds like a personal problem.

[thebutthat]

https://i.imgur.com/dqjFxpd.jpg

fuck your parrot

Sounds like violation of player made agreement, even if is within their own guild. 10 day please.

[Sonderbeast]

I think everyone would be happy with an admission of fault and an apology rather than blaming the victim.

Hope this halps

[skarlorn]

yes nice victim shaming guys jjust because you raped sonderbeast and left him cold and scaley and covered in sputum does not mean you cannot make up

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/9nXkm0G.jpg

[Rainik Stormseeker]

ROFL :D

[skarlorn]

https://i.imgur.com/9nXkm0G.jpg

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/IciG5I9.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

where my <Auld Lang Sigh> dawgs at?

give red another shot

[Sonderbeast]

baldere told me both guildnames "Ways of Yore" & "Auld Lang Syne" were chosen w White supremacism in mind at the time of choosing. ways of yore is a varg album. i know this wooshed a few heads.

Yes ALS also stands for 'Adolf's Love Squadron' my moles inside have confirmed reports of anti-Semitism, anti-hobbitism, Iksar rape, genetic experiments between humans and elves, and mass extermination of Orcs, Sarnak, and Velious Giants.. It is time we rise up against this 'Love Squadron' and demand sanctions (suspensions) and ultimately flag them all red so I can kill them.

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/7VCU4WY.jpg






:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[skarlorn]

Honeytrap?

more like PICKLETRAP.

how the mighty have fallen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_trapping

Honey trapping is an investigative practice that uses romantic and/or sexual relationships for an interpersonal, political or monetary purpose to the detriment of one party involved in this romantic or sexual affair. Investigators are also often employed by wives, husbands, and other partners usually when an illicit romantic affair is suspected of the "target," or subject of the investigation.

[Sonderbeast]

I've had me plenty a honeytraps in Thai land ALSo

[AzzarTheGod]

wher m dawgs @

[Rainik Stormseeker]

baldere told me both guildnames "Ways of Yore" & "Auld Lang Syne" were chosen w White supremacism in mind at the time of choosing. ways of yore is a varg album. i know this wooshed a few heads.

mkay :rolleyes:

[jilena]

Someone call in the race police.

[AzzarTheGod]

wher m dawgs @

seriously ETA on Auld Lang Sigh?

[Dildy]

Draconite, I have a pickle for you next time we meet.

Artelius Lightweaver <Auld Lang Syne>

[aaezil]

als breaking own charter for pixel lust?

EQ does terrible things to people

[AzzarTheGod]

Draconite, I have a pickle for you next time we meet.

Artelius Lightweaver <Auld Lang Syne>

thats great but i think we deserve to hear from a representative of the BIG BROTHER faction of The Syne.

[Zal22]

thats great but i think we deserve to hear from a representative of the BIG BROTHER faction of The Syne.

Stop posting. 99% of the shit that comes out of you is unreadable.

[d3r14k]

Stop posting. 99% of the shit that comes out of you is unreadable.

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/6XNYw9Y.jpg

[solleks]

https://i.imgur.com/Flx0Vpl.png

[solleks]

https://i.imgur.com/Flx0Vpl.png

[solleks]

https://i.imgur.com/Flx0Vpl.png

[Sonderbeast]

LRN 2 POST

[AzzarTheGod]

Stop posting. 99% of the shit that comes out of you is unreadable.

barely in the blue section this year

U have nothing to complain

[AzzarTheGod]

baldere told me both guildnames "Ways of Yore" & "Auld Lang Syne" were chosen w White supremacism in mind at the time of choosing. ways of yore is a varg album. i know this wooshed a few heads.

Aye there b some real stone cld beasts in this guild

Appreciate the insights

[Rainik Stormseeker]

i think it's been long enough that we can all enjoy the screenshots i took of baldere's convos that led to his downfall

allowing auld lang syne to veto my lust for forum entertainment tho

/popcorn

[kotton05]

Isn’t ALS a disease

[Sonderbeast]

Ways of Yore > Auld Lang Syne

First of all, nobody can fucking spell Auld Lang Syne (@lways have to g00gle)

Second of all Parrot

Third of all it's clearly making fun of Michael J Fox an American treasure.

Michael J Fox ppl

[Sonderbeast]

Never met a Skarlorn who didn't speak his mind.

[AzzarTheGod]

never got to the bottom of who was discussing trans prostitutes in guildchat. U didn't want that mystery solved. Just some context for the late cummers.

I still want a name. Not kidding.

Enough time has passed to where I feel it wouldn't cast dispersion on the speaker of said statements regarding transgenders and methamphetamine.

[Rainik Stormseeker]

Ways of Yore > Auld Lang Syne

First of all, nobody can fucking spell Auld Lang Syne (@lways have to g00gle)

tsk tsk shouldn't have dropped out of 3rd grade

[AzzarTheGod]

i got BTFO

u n ur boy got laced by the raw facts. beat it kid

[d3r14k]

u n ur boy got laced by the raw facts. beat it kid

Sometimes I wonder if anyone other than you knows what the fuck you're on about.

Congratulations on typing up 7,000+ pieces of garbage, though. I'm sure that is a great achievement in your life.

[Rainik Stormseeker]

I think our 2nd flame thread has been officially derailed. grats!

[Sonderbeast]

I think our 2nd flame thread has been officially derailed. grats!

Fuck you and your ALS cronies

[Rainik Stormseeker]

/hugs

[Ketu Garyx]

https://i.imgur.com/oqOL5Ao.gif

[AzzarTheGod]

Sometimes I wonder if anyone other than you knows what the fuck you're on about.

Congratulations on typing up 7,000+ pieces of garbage, though. I'm sure that is a great achievement in your life.

*flips table over and charges at d3r14k*


Yeah OK, "d3r14k".

[AzzarTheGod]

Sometimes I wonder if anyone other than you knows what the fuck you're on about.

"d3r14k"

[Argh]

If you are this upset now draconite, I am looking forward to the flame threads once ALS gets a green scale.

[Shinko]

If you are this upset now draconite, I am looking forward to the flame threads once ALS gets a green scale.

Als will get a green scale when hinko ready for one

Sorry other wars. Hinko>

[Sonderbeast]

If you are this upset now draconite, I am looking forward to the flame threads once ALS gets a green scale.

ALS would only get a sev if they convinced a more capable guild to let them suckle the teet, then blame the more capable guilds most deserving warrior for not bidding high enough when they give it to Aintpoontang or Mentulah (it's Latin for Penis BTW you can discuss immersion now pls kthx)

[ScruffMacBuff]

Uh oh guys he figured out our plan. Back to the drawing board.

[Foxplay]

Velious dragons should have dropped color appropriate scales, would have made warrior and Bard epics a bit more in line with others as well as making logical sense

[ScruffMacBuff]

Or just give Nortlav the Scalekeeper a loot table with all three colors.

[kaluppo]

I'll have you know that my tears are VERY POWERFUL. When I tear it is from a great injustice upon the land. The only remedy is with great FIRE AND FLAMES.

Be prepared little parrot man, Raindick, and vindi BP stealerino shamanito.

I'm coming for your pixels with pickles.

Mr. Sonderbeast,

What you've typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may The God 's of Norrath have mercy on your soul.

[AzzarTheGod]

this is azzar come in do u read me over

yes azzar this is d14kar3d i read u


o yea? WELL DON'T

*SLAMS DOOR*

[Sonderbeast]

Mr. Sonderbeast,

What you've typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may The God 's of Norrath have mercy on your soul.

But y tho