It's Spyder73's Birthday - Give him your THOUGHTS and PRAYERS

[skarlorn]

https://i.imgur.com/HnOeNkw.png

congratulations, p99 has officially doxxed you.

Happy birthday you AUTISTIC fUcK - I hope you don't sh!t your pants today (no work today HEHE)

NOTES: Spyder 73's Birthday is on 3-21

He lives in the 'CUCK ZONE' of Texas

he weighs between 350-400 lbs and is 5'2''

addicted to diet mountain dew.

has quadding down to a nice science

C U REAL SOON KIDDO

[Baler]

Happy Birthday Spyder73 :)

https://i.imgur.com/LLWuEGV.gif

[Irulan]

5'2'' is his dick size right?

[AzzarTheGod]

5'2'' is his dick size right?


spyder please confirm at least 6" or it will GREATLY affect my forum opinion of you

[Ravager]

Thoughts and prayers are good for shit. If you really liked Spyder, you'd get him a hooker.

[HalflingWarrior]

Diet Mtn. Dew IS indeed healthy, correct?

[katrik]

Happy Birthday!

[Bboboo]

stop internet hate speech

[skarlorn]

Thoughts and prayers are good for shit. If you really liked Spyder, you'd get him a hooker.

No, thoughts and prayers are for bad shit like school shootings and the day Spyder73 evacuated his mother's womb

[Rygar]

Read about Spyder's greatness here:
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2619705&postcount=47


https://i.imgur.com/MuEtxby.jpg

[skarlorn]

5'2'' is his dick size right?

yes. i know this because he used to PM me pics of his huge mongoloid dick attached to his manlet, morbidly obese body.

i believe the direct quotation was "is this acceptable to you master filbus please notice me"

[d3r14k]

What is a manlet?

Also sorry I'm late, but happy belated birthday, Spyder.

[skarlorn]

a manlet is a subhuman under 6''

"A short man, who's too short to be considered a "man", but too tall to be considered a "dwarf". There's no consensus as to how short a person has to be to be a manlet, but more or less it is anyone under 6' tall.Oct 12, 2014"

if you're 5'10 to 5'11'' you're a KING OF MANLETS which is a lot better than being a manlet

guess you should have browsed 4chan/fit/ about 5 years ago, scrub

[d3r14k]

I am 5'11" and I'm offended.

[Irulan]

lol glad i'm tall for a woman.

[aMindAmok]

Im giving this thread 5 stars because it was the most creative troll posted in RnF in the last 3 months (at least). Good job OP. All the other RnFers should take notes and up your game a bit.

[aMindAmok]

That picture legit scared me

[eadric]

I had spyder73 on ignore for years for being such a droll shitposter, but I have to say, this is an epic fail of a troll from the Failbus.

[Wonkie]

I had spyder73 on ignore for years for being such a droll shitposter, but I have to say, this is an epic fail of a troll from the Failbus.

not what droll means

[eadric]

True, I meant boorish, and droll is not a synonym.

[Wonkie]

i prefer bellend

[Canelek]

I liked spyder’s Screeching spider/monk cartoon. It was a hoo hoo hoooot

[maskedmelon]

happy bidet ^^/"